Memoirs of Paranormal Events
Chapter 40
Chapter 40
Chapter 3 July and a half 3
"Hey!"
The hair hit the ghost baby, and after a muffled sound, the ghost baby howled miserably. Next, the ghost baby's arms that were tightly hugging the woman were also released, and bloody ghost tears slowly flowed from the tightly closed eyes.
Seeing this, I shook my hand and whipped again, this time I hit the ghost baby on the head.
"Snapped!"
This time, I used all my strength, and the ghost baby was sent flying by me and hit the ground.
I followed quickly, threw away the hair in my hand with a wave, grabbed a handful of rice in the other hand, and waved my hand at the ghost baby struggling to get up on the ground.
"Bang bang bang!
After the blood-colored rice hit the ghost baby, there was a burst of explosion, and the ghost baby's body seemed to be swept by a machine gun. Black wounds the size of rice grains were all over the body, and the little yin energy on it leaked out instantly. , forming a not very dense black mist.
"Whoa, whoa..."
Guiying's pitiful howl became even more horrific, and his figure gradually faded, and finally turned into smoke and dissipated.
"do not blame me!"
I underestimated in a low voice, then turned my head to boss Li's wife and said, "Sister-in-law, it's all right!"
The woman turned around with surprise on her face, and said excitedly, "I'm not cold anymore, and I don't have to exhaust myself to breathe!"
Saying that, the woman stepped forward and grabbed my arm, gratefully said: "Thank you, thank you, brother Chongyang, you saved my sister-in-law's life, I heard a child crying just now!"
I reached out and patted the woman's shoulder and said, "It's okay, it's just a matter of raising your hand!"
Just then, there was a crashing sound behind me.
I turned my head to look, and thought to myself, no, why did this old lady come here!
I saw a 40-year-old woman standing behind me. She was slightly fat and had a mean face. A field of melon seeds was scattered under her feet. A small injury, if you get into her mouth, you may be amputated, or you may die!
The good news is that the posture between me and Mrs. Li's wife is not very good. Now that Liu Guihua has seen it, it will definitely spread the word tomorrow!As for what to say, it depends on the mood of this old lady!
"Uh, what, I just came to ask if your fever is better. I'm fine now. I'll go first!"
Liu Guihua seemed to have discovered a new continent, his eyes were wide open, he sized me up, and after saying a word, he ran out without giving me any time to react!
As soon as she left, I didn't have much interest in staying here, so I said goodbye to the woman and went home to sleep!
After working for a long time, I was also a little tired. When I got home, I greeted my parents and lay down and fell into a deep sleep.
As for my method of catching ghosts for Mrs. Li’s little daughter-in-law today, it is entirely due to the Xuanyi Jing left by the madman. Over the past few years, I have turned that book upside down, and I can It is said that I have memorized it backwards, except for the Qi training art, I have kept everything else in my heart.
I have never dared to practice Qijue, I am really afraid that I will drive myself crazy!
I slept very sweetly that night, and I had a sweet dream at night. I dreamed that I was living a shameless life with my little daughter-in-law Hu Xue, and then Hu Xue became Boss Li’s little wife. The identities of the two switched back and forth, so beautiful that my snot bubbles came out!
In the dream, I was about to kiss Hu Xue. Just as I was about to kiss, I felt someone pushing me, and then there was a noise in my ears. I woke up reluctantly, and when I opened my eyes, See Er Fatty's annoying big face.
I slapped Erpang away irritably, and cursed: "Why are you sick? Why are you here so early in the morning?"
Er Fatty was not angry when he was beaten. Instead, he came up to me in a cheap way, and said to me with joy: "Chongyang, brother Chongyang! Tell me, why did you get together with Mrs. Li's wife yesterday? This guy, he ran away in the middle of the night." People have gone! What are you doing?"
I frowned and said, "What are you farting? When did I get to be with her? She had a ghost yesterday, and I helped her exorcise her. Every day, I was beeping like an old lady! Get lost, big brother, I'm going to sleep!"
Er Fatty hugged his arms, put on a look of disbelief, and said, "Exorcism? What about bragging? Yesterday we just separated for a while, and you exorcised someone? Don't talk about it, can you? You just Tell me, did you sleep with her or not? Now the village will spread the word that you got into the bed of old Li's wife in the middle of the night!"
Hearing this, I didn't feel sleepy at all, I jumped up from the kang with a jolt, stepped forward to pull Erpang, and asked anxiously: "What's the matter? His grandma's Liu Guihua, this gossip, I don't know what to say today!" Pull out her tongue, and my surname will not be Liu! Go, settle the score!"
As I said that, I put on my clothes, picked up the iron rod at the door of my house, and ran to Liu Guihua's house. Her house is next to Mrs. Li's family, so it's easy to find her!
I have to make a big fuss about this matter today, the bigger the better, in the countryside, reputation is a very important thing, sometimes it can kill people!Not to mention anything else, if Hu Xue heard it, he would probably have a big fight with me. That aunt is not a fuel-efficient lamp!
Er Fatty followed me and ran out, pulled me and asked, "Is there really no such thing?"
I broke away from Erpang, and shouted angrily: "Your grandma has a leg, get out of here! I have to teach her a lesson today!"
Seeing this, Er Fatty also showed anger on his face, and cursed: "If this is true, we must settle the score with her!" He also realized the crux of the problem, lowered his head, picked up a brick, and followed me to Liu Guihua to settle the score !
Along the way, the villagers I met all pointed at me.
"Look, isn't this the kid Liu Chongyang!"
"This kid is mischievous all day long, and he doesn't look like a good cake at first glance!"
"That's not necessarily true. You don't know who Liu Guihua is?"
"Haven't you heard that where there is no wind, there are no waves?"
……
The more I listened, the more angry I became, and bursts of killing intent lingered in my heart. I have killed a few ghosts in the past few years, and some murderous aura will unnaturally accumulate in my heart. I am used to seeing life and death. At this time, I just want to kill that long-tongued Liu Guihua woman!
After walking for a few minutes, I finally arrived at the door of Mr. Li's family. I saw Mrs. Li's daughter-in-law pinching her waist, angrily arguing with a fat woman.
I took a closer look, wasn't it Liu Guihua!
I strode forward and yelled at Liu Guihua as I walked: "Liu Guihua, you old bitch! If I don't teach you a lesson today, my surname is not Liu!"
As I said that, I picked up the shovel and slapped her on the head. At this moment, I really wanted to slap her to death!
"Oh my god, I'm going to kill someone!"
When Liu Guihua saw me coming up, he started to fight, his face turned pale with fright, and he turned around and ran away with a scream.
How fast can she run, a fat old woman?
Before she could take a step, the shovel in my hand slapped firmly on her celestial cap.
"boom!"
With a muffled sound, Liu Guihua's figure shook, and blood was bleeding from his head at that moment!
At this time, Er Fatty also threw the brick in his hand, which hit Liu Guihua's right leg hard, and Liu Guihua, who wanted to continue to escape, fell directly to the ground!
Come and comment.Come to collect!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 3 July and a half 3
"Hey!"
The hair hit the ghost baby, and after a muffled sound, the ghost baby howled miserably. Next, the ghost baby's arms that were tightly hugging the woman were also released, and bloody ghost tears slowly flowed from the tightly closed eyes.
Seeing this, I shook my hand and whipped again, this time I hit the ghost baby on the head.
"Snapped!"
This time, I used all my strength, and the ghost baby was sent flying by me and hit the ground.
I followed quickly, threw away the hair in my hand with a wave, grabbed a handful of rice in the other hand, and waved my hand at the ghost baby struggling to get up on the ground.
"Bang bang bang!
After the blood-colored rice hit the ghost baby, there was a burst of explosion, and the ghost baby's body seemed to be swept by a machine gun. Black wounds the size of rice grains were all over the body, and the little yin energy on it leaked out instantly. , forming a not very dense black mist.
"Whoa, whoa..."
Guiying's pitiful howl became even more horrific, and his figure gradually faded, and finally turned into smoke and dissipated.
"do not blame me!"
I underestimated in a low voice, then turned my head to boss Li's wife and said, "Sister-in-law, it's all right!"
The woman turned around with surprise on her face, and said excitedly, "I'm not cold anymore, and I don't have to exhaust myself to breathe!"
Saying that, the woman stepped forward and grabbed my arm, gratefully said: "Thank you, thank you, brother Chongyang, you saved my sister-in-law's life, I heard a child crying just now!"
I reached out and patted the woman's shoulder and said, "It's okay, it's just a matter of raising your hand!"
Just then, there was a crashing sound behind me.
I turned my head to look, and thought to myself, no, why did this old lady come here!
I saw a 40-year-old woman standing behind me. She was slightly fat and had a mean face. A field of melon seeds was scattered under her feet. A small injury, if you get into her mouth, you may be amputated, or you may die!
The good news is that the posture between me and Mrs. Li's wife is not very good. Now that Liu Guihua has seen it, it will definitely spread the word tomorrow!As for what to say, it depends on the mood of this old lady!
"Uh, what, I just came to ask if your fever is better. I'm fine now. I'll go first!"
Liu Guihua seemed to have discovered a new continent, his eyes were wide open, he sized me up, and after saying a word, he ran out without giving me any time to react!
As soon as she left, I didn't have much interest in staying here, so I said goodbye to the woman and went home to sleep!
After working for a long time, I was also a little tired. When I got home, I greeted my parents and lay down and fell into a deep sleep.
As for my method of catching ghosts for Mrs. Li’s little daughter-in-law today, it is entirely due to the Xuanyi Jing left by the madman. Over the past few years, I have turned that book upside down, and I can It is said that I have memorized it backwards, except for the Qi training art, I have kept everything else in my heart.
I have never dared to practice Qijue, I am really afraid that I will drive myself crazy!
I slept very sweetly that night, and I had a sweet dream at night. I dreamed that I was living a shameless life with my little daughter-in-law Hu Xue, and then Hu Xue became Boss Li’s little wife. The identities of the two switched back and forth, so beautiful that my snot bubbles came out!
In the dream, I was about to kiss Hu Xue. Just as I was about to kiss, I felt someone pushing me, and then there was a noise in my ears. I woke up reluctantly, and when I opened my eyes, See Er Fatty's annoying big face.
I slapped Erpang away irritably, and cursed: "Why are you sick? Why are you here so early in the morning?"
Er Fatty was not angry when he was beaten. Instead, he came up to me in a cheap way, and said to me with joy: "Chongyang, brother Chongyang! Tell me, why did you get together with Mrs. Li's wife yesterday? This guy, he ran away in the middle of the night." People have gone! What are you doing?"
I frowned and said, "What are you farting? When did I get to be with her? She had a ghost yesterday, and I helped her exorcise her. Every day, I was beeping like an old lady! Get lost, big brother, I'm going to sleep!"
Er Fatty hugged his arms, put on a look of disbelief, and said, "Exorcism? What about bragging? Yesterday we just separated for a while, and you exorcised someone? Don't talk about it, can you? You just Tell me, did you sleep with her or not? Now the village will spread the word that you got into the bed of old Li's wife in the middle of the night!"
Hearing this, I didn't feel sleepy at all, I jumped up from the kang with a jolt, stepped forward to pull Erpang, and asked anxiously: "What's the matter? His grandma's Liu Guihua, this gossip, I don't know what to say today!" Pull out her tongue, and my surname will not be Liu! Go, settle the score!"
As I said that, I put on my clothes, picked up the iron rod at the door of my house, and ran to Liu Guihua's house. Her house is next to Mrs. Li's family, so it's easy to find her!
I have to make a big fuss about this matter today, the bigger the better, in the countryside, reputation is a very important thing, sometimes it can kill people!Not to mention anything else, if Hu Xue heard it, he would probably have a big fight with me. That aunt is not a fuel-efficient lamp!
Er Fatty followed me and ran out, pulled me and asked, "Is there really no such thing?"
I broke away from Erpang, and shouted angrily: "Your grandma has a leg, get out of here! I have to teach her a lesson today!"
Seeing this, Er Fatty also showed anger on his face, and cursed: "If this is true, we must settle the score with her!" He also realized the crux of the problem, lowered his head, picked up a brick, and followed me to Liu Guihua to settle the score !
Along the way, the villagers I met all pointed at me.
"Look, isn't this the kid Liu Chongyang!"
"This kid is mischievous all day long, and he doesn't look like a good cake at first glance!"
"That's not necessarily true. You don't know who Liu Guihua is?"
"Haven't you heard that where there is no wind, there are no waves?"
……
The more I listened, the more angry I became, and bursts of killing intent lingered in my heart. I have killed a few ghosts in the past few years, and some murderous aura will unnaturally accumulate in my heart. I am used to seeing life and death. At this time, I just want to kill that long-tongued Liu Guihua woman!
After walking for a few minutes, I finally arrived at the door of Mr. Li's family. I saw Mrs. Li's daughter-in-law pinching her waist, angrily arguing with a fat woman.
I took a closer look, wasn't it Liu Guihua!
I strode forward and yelled at Liu Guihua as I walked: "Liu Guihua, you old bitch! If I don't teach you a lesson today, my surname is not Liu!"
As I said that, I picked up the shovel and slapped her on the head. At this moment, I really wanted to slap her to death!
"Oh my god, I'm going to kill someone!"
When Liu Guihua saw me coming up, he started to fight, his face turned pale with fright, and he turned around and ran away with a scream.
How fast can she run, a fat old woman?
Before she could take a step, the shovel in my hand slapped firmly on her celestial cap.
"boom!"
With a muffled sound, Liu Guihua's figure shook, and blood was bleeding from his head at that moment!
At this time, Er Fatty also threw the brick in his hand, which hit Liu Guihua's right leg hard, and Liu Guihua, who wanted to continue to escape, fell directly to the ground!
Come and comment.Come to collect!
(End of this chapter)
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