I'm not a genius in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 50

Assistant teacher of Guozijian, from the sixth rank.The most important thing is that the positions are high and noble, and most of them are held by great scholars of great learning.Wang Zi'an, who didn't have much impression of Datang's official position, didn't know that he had been promoted to three levels in a row, but he still bowed politely to thank him.

"You Taijiquan I have been practicing for the past few days, and I feel that there are indeed some skills, and even the spirit is much better than before. I don't know what it will be like if you add the inner listening and breathing methods you mentioned. ?”

While Li Shimin was talking casually, he gently blew the foam on the tea soup, and said slowly.It's not just some tricks, not only his spirit has improved a lot, he even felt that his sexual intercourse, which has been sluggish for a long time, has been greatly improved, it is worthy of the Taoist health secret technique!

clear!

Although Wang Zi'an didn't know that His Majesty Li Er still had so many inner dramas, he knew the elegant meaning when he heard the string song.Immediately, he proposed to discuss the practice of Tai Chi with His Majesty Li Er.His Majesty Li Er got up happily, cheered up, and had a lively "discussion" in the imperial study.He is very motivated to practice Taijiquan now, and the taste of it is not enough for outsiders to talk about.

"Your Majesty's talent is unsurpassed, and his understanding is so high that I am amazed."

Wang Zi'an is really not flattering, this Li Er's comprehension is indeed very high, and it is really not easy to grasp the key points of the method of internal listening and breathing. His Majesty Li Er can roughly grasp the essentials in such a short period of time, even if it is placed in his later generations. Everyone in the master's school is definitely the first-class one.

Li Shimin couldn't help laughing, His Majesty Li Er, who was satisfied, waved Wang Zi'an away, and went to review the memorial with great energy.When he came, he came empty-handed, and when he left, he also left empty-handed, but he was followed by two young eunuchs, holding the cloth and a jade wishful gift from His Majesty Li Er in his hands.

Well, it's not in vain.

Wang Zi'an staggered out of the palace gate, seeing that it was still early in the sky, he was thinking of going to Qin Shubao, Duke of Ji.Although it is less than a week, Qin Shubao is not an ordinary person after all, his own martial arts is already close to the realm of a master, and now he has almost mastered the essentials of Taijiquan of His Majesty Li Er, so he should be no problem. It is just right to pass on the method of inner breathing to him.

As a result, before he could leave the palace gate, he saw a young eunuch chasing after him slowly out of breath.

"My lord, please stay, my lord, please stay—"

Wang Zi'an didn't realize that he was calling himself, until the two eunuchs who followed him reminded him that he was already an "adult" with many names on his back, although he didn't know about these messy officials. What level is it...

"Lord Wang, His Majesty ordered: Please go to the imperial garden immediately and help the servants build a new pigsty—"

Wang Zi'an almost fell to the ground, looking at the little eunuch behind him with a strange expression.

"Master Wang, His Majesty asked you to go to the back garden to build a new-style pigsty. He said that he wanted to raise a few piglets himself to see if it was true as you said."

Wang Zi'an nodded, all right, as long as you are happy.Isn't it just to build a pigsty in the imperial garden, brother can be sneaky!Although he complained in his heart, he was also a little moved. What is there to say about an emperor of an empire who can do this for the common people?

As for the messy things in his nest, is it important to us ordinary people?
When Wang Zi'an built a pigsty for the first time, his mentality almost collapsed.

In the imperial garden, there are exotic flowers and plants everywhere, all of which are rare treasures. To build a pigsty in such a place, the pressure on my heart is not ordinary.He fumbled around, trying to find a relatively free place.When wandering around to a remote area, a hint of surprise flashed imperceptibly in his eyes, and he waved his hand lightly.

"Just here."

Seeing Wang Zi'an's words, several working eunuchs rushed forward, brandishing their shovels as they were about to strike, so he quickly grabbed them.

"Slow down, slow down, don't hurt the roots, it's a pity to break such a precious thing."

Who said it was going to be broken—but Wang Zi'an was the commander-in-chief of building the pigsty. Naturally, whatever he said, the little eunuchs didn't dare to argue, so they could only carefully plan the flowers by their roots. Move it out of the way and put it away.In fact, there is really nothing to say about the new-style pigsty. It is just a matter of building a shed and separating the living area of ​​the pig from the poop area.

His Majesty Li Er's mobility is really strong.Before the pigsty was tidied up here, a few piglets were sent over there.According to what Wang Zi'an said at the time, the piglets were seven to fifteen days old, and they seemed to be in good spirits and healthy.There are three in total, one for seven days, one for ten days, and one for fifteen days.As soon as these little piglets were put into the pigsty, they began to hum happily, looking around at their brand new litter, not knowing what they were about to face...

Castrating piglets is completely different from castrating eunuchs. The two old eunuchs in the cleansing room were holding knives and felt that they had no way to do it. One of them even gestured to chop off the root directly from the outside, which made Wang Zi'an sweat.He didn't know how the eunuchs who passed through their hands survived, but he felt that if they were allowed to do this, the three little pigs would definitely die.

For this matter, it is more reliable to find a professional!
When Xu Yizheng from the Imperial Hospital rushed to the pigsty in the Imperial Garden with his medical kit on his back, facing the three piggies who were having fun, this old man who had always been good-tempered suddenly exploded.The doctor of my majestic hospital, the respected medical leader, you asked me to castrate pigs!

Wang Zi'an doesn't care if he's blackfaced or not, he's so wicked -- no, if you don't do such a professional thing, why don't you let me do it?

"The knife, needle and thread have all been boiled in boiling water, and you can use them immediately. However, when cutting the knife, try to start from the bottom to prevent fluid accumulation, then squeeze out the stuff inside, and then sew it on."

Wang Zi'an gestured to the little piggy and reminded Manager Xu.The young eunuchs next to him saw him making such gestures, and clamped their thighs in unison, looking at him full of fear...

"Bastard, you still sew it on, you think it's your family's rags!"

Xu Yizheng didn't listen to Wang Zi'an's beeping at all, and exploded when he heard that he was asked to castrate a pig. He had already taken off his stinky shoes and covered his face.

"After suturing, it will help the wound heal—"

Wang Zi'an explained something helplessly from the old man.

"Sew you—what!"

The old man seemed to have been restrained, his eyes widened before he could swear a word, and he grabbed Wang Zi'an's arm, his face was flushed red, and he couldn't speak fluently.

"Young man, you, what did you just say?"

(End of this chapter)