Chapter 34 The old beggar
"What, you old thing, what are you talking about?"

"No one in the entire Eastern Wilderness recognizes you?"

"Why are you bragging so big? You can die if you don't brag?"

Ye Yan gnawed on a roasted wing with honey sauce in his hand, his eyes widened and he almost exploded with anger.

These days, there are still people who dare to eat and drink at his place.

I'm pretty gutsy.

I really don't know how to write the word si.

"Smashing, this tastes really good!"

"Boy, I didn't expect you to be so good at making such delicious food!"

The slovenly old man ate the honey sauce chicken wings, not even the chicken butt, he took two bites and swallowed it.

Then, the old man wiped his greasy hands casually, his eyes burst into green light, and he looked at Ye Yan greedily.

Especially the chicken legs in Ye Yan's hands attracted the attention of the sloppy old man.

"Oh, it turns out he's a foodie!"

"I really didn't see how you, an old beggar, are so particular about what you eat!"

Ye Yan was also amused by the old man's strange behavior, and laughed on the spot.

"Nonsense, who said that the old man is a beggar!"

"Old man, I am a good-looking talent. I am handsome and heroic. I look like a beggar."

When Ye Yan said that he was a beggar, that sloppy old man, he immediately became unhappy, patted his chest directly, and shouted.

"Forehead……"

After hearing the old beggar's self-description.

The corners of Ye Yan's mouth and those female disciples of Miaoyu Nunnery twitched, their faces were quite expressive, and they were a little speechless in their hearts.

Damn, just dress up like this for you.

Simply a beggar.

Still a talent, a stately appearance?

Still heroic and valiant, Yushu facing the wind?

It would be embarrassing to say it out.

"Boy, I tell you that you have met the right person today. If you talk about food, the old man is an authority. I dare to be the second in the world, but no one dares to be the first."

The old man turned a blind eye to the expressions of those people, pretending to be deaf and dumb.

Then he raised Erlang's legs self-consciously, while picking his teeth with his black fingernails, and said.

"What, you dare to be the second in the world, but no one dares to be the first?"

When Ye Yan heard this, he was also unhappy.

Damn, it's fine if you eat my food, how dare you brag in front of me?
I'm really going to die.

"You old beggar, can you stop bragging, you don't feel ashamed at your age, why don't you take a pee and see yourself?" "Let me tell you the truth, in terms of eating, I am called Over - God of Cookery!"

Ye Yan said without shame.

"Fart, you brat, you dare to call yourself the God of Cookery, that's a big nonsense!"

The old man immediately became impatient, jumped up from the ground, and cursed.

"It seems that the old man has not been out of the Jianghu for a few years, and the atmosphere is really bad. If I don't learn well at a young age, I will actually deceive people."

"Also, the old man has never seen such a brazen person like you. Let me tell you the truth, old man, I have eaten dragon liver and phoenix marrow. Have you ever eaten it, kid? This... this honey chicken wing is nothing more than a fart , not even a fart."

The slovenly old man was eloquent and ignored Ye Yan in every way.

"Fart, you dare to show off the mere dragon liver and phoenix marrow? What a country bumpkin!"

"Let me tell you, old beggar, this god of food has eaten Kaifeng dishes, golden arches, pizza, abalone and sea cucumber, and Buddha jumped over the wall. There is nothing in the world that this emperor has not eaten except shit. Passed!"

Ye Yan shouted with a domineering look on his face.

Small sample, dare to eat with this emperor.

What a trick.

"What, what dish, what door, what sa, I have never heard of it, I tell you, don't think that you can fool me by just naming it casually."

The sloppy old man had a puzzled look on his face, and said harshly.

Kaifeng dishes, golden arches, etc., sound much taller.

The old man was somewhat intimidated by Ye Yan.

"Hmph, who fooled you? You are ignorant and ignorant. Who is to blame? You have never even heard of Kaifeng dishes and golden arches. You are really an idiot!"

"Fart, old man, I know astronomy from the top, geography from the bottom, and there is nothing I don't know about the latitude and longitude of the world!"

"Tch, this God of Cookery can still go to the sky and enter the earth, know everything, say everything, know everything, know everything!"

"Bah, you are so shameless!"

"Damn, you are so shameless!"

"It really beeps the dog, come and bite me!"

"Boy, your tone is quite crazy. Believe it or not, this old man killed you!"

"Damn, you still want to kill me?"

"Yes, the old man wants to strangle you now!"

"If you don't strangle me, you are my grandson, if you strangle me, you are my grandson!"

……

……

Soon, Ye Yan and the sloppy old man started to pinch each other.

One by one, their faces were flushed and their necks were thick.

Almost hit it straight away.

Seeing the tasks of these two great gods, there was a sudden quarrel, and the female disciples of Miaoyu Temple were also a little confused.

This is simply what.

In order to compare who can eat.

Actually quarreled.

Isn't this a very honorable event?

Why are you two so anxious?
The beauties couldn't help but smile bitterly. Looking at Ye Yan and the old man, you scolded each other back and forth, without using dirty words.

He was also a little speechless, and couldn't even persuade them to fight.

In the end, the old man seemed to be a little tired. He sat on the ground with his hands on his waist, uttered harsh words, and shouted domineeringly: "Stinky boy, this old man is getting old, and I don't want to talk to you, an unknown junior. I think back then, This old man has not only traveled across the Eastern Wilderness, but has even been to Beiming, and even ate all the delicacies in the world with the strong men of the Kunpeng clan!"

"At that time, you kid was still playing with mud, and your mother was never even born!"

The sloppy old man squinted at Ye Yan.

"Hmph, old man, tell you, don't use such insignificant things to pretend to be aggressive, let me tell you, I even ate Kunpeng!"

Ye Yan also showed a contemptuous expression, and shouted.

"Hahaha, I'm really laughing at the old man, bragging and not drafting, with your cultivation level, I'm afraid you haven't even been out of Donghuang, and dare to say that you have eaten Kunpeng from Beiming, maybe you have never seen it? "

The sloppy old man laughed.

Speaking of this, the old man looked at the people in Miaoyu Temple and asked, "Come on, girls, come here and tell me, have you ever stepped out of the Eastern Wasteland and seen Kunpeng?"

"No……"

The beauties in Miaoyu Temple all shook their heads and said.

Beiming?

What kind of place is that, is it in the extreme north?
They have never even stepped out of the Eastern Wilderness.

Besides, what is the Kunpeng clan?
Is there such a race in the world?

Why never heard of it!
"Old stuff, that's why I said you are ignorant, isn't it Kunpeng? Not only did I eat it, but after I ate it, I became very excited and wrote a poem!" Ye Yan shouted.

"Poetry? Just you brat, can you still write poetry? Don't laugh at the old man's big teeth, come here, read it to the old man and listen to it!"

"If you can't read it, the old man will kill you!"

The old man stroked his beard with a cold expression on his face.

He didn't believe that Ye Yan could write any poems.

"Hmph, there is a fish in Dark North, its name is Kun, the size of Kun...!"

Ye Yan opened his mouth and read.

"Uh……"

When the old man heard this, the smile on his face froze immediately, and his heart skipped a beat.

This kid actually knows that there are fish in Beiming!
You know, Kun itself is a kind of fish?
Is it possible that this kid has really seen it?

(End of this chapter)

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