Chapter 55 Textbook Sarcasm
This day is still an ordinary day when Qin Yu came to this unknown world.

The weather is fine, the piranha is still swaying slightly in the wind with its big mouth open, the stream is running endlessly, converging downward from the narrow winding path, and flowing to an unknown distance.

The sun is still warm, the sky is already clear, and the leader...

Still on the roof.

Standing under the shed, Qin Yu looked up at the leader who had climbed up to the roof early in the morning and sat there at a bright and sad 45° angle. He felt a dull pain in an organ that should not exist in his body.

It hurts.

This time I really want to do something.

I can't coax you well.

Coax most of the night!
Didn't coax well!

In the middle of the night, except for Qin Yu changing his guard in a negotiating tone and he followed suit with a cold face, he seemed to be rooted on the roof at other times!
Sir, are you a Pokemon?

Is the roof your Pokeball?

Go, Master Leader, today's task is one hundred thousand volts!
On the roof, the leader gave her a cold and pretentious look.

Qin Yu, "..."

She helped her forehead helplessly, "It's really slippery, I don't have any opinion on you!"

Are oil-based sleeping masks bad?

Especially suitable for dry skin like you!

You can see that your whole face has become elastic and shiny after applying it!
Bounce away crow's feet!
Immediate results!

Shen Yuan looked at her coldly and didn't speak.

Qin Yu, "..."

Ok.

Bow your head to the leader.

Collaborate with the evil forces.

She silently picked up the last piece of oily half-dried meat that was drying on a branch, and applied it neatly to her face.

...it doesn't feel very good.

Greasy feeling on the face!

I feel like I am suffocating in the smell of meat!

But my lord, you must be able to see my sincerity!

Share joys and sorrows, share the same oil!
Are you satisfied now?
She peeled off the meat to see the expression on the leader's face.

Shen Yuan, "..."

... What stupid thing is this woman doing again?
Is it so difficult to get her to speak softly to him?

She would rather put the meat on her face than coax him too much?
She had spoken to him so bluntly before!
snort!
Half-hearted!

Double-handed!

The leader flew down very unhappy, and slapped off the greasy flesh on her hand, "Stupid thing!"

Qin Yu, "..."

Ok.

I admit.

"So you're not angry anymore, huh?" She shyly leaned closer, peeping at the face of the leader, "Then shall we have meat today?"

Shen Yuan, "...you still want to eat meat?" He frowned and looked at her silly face, "Don't you feel sick?"

"No way!" Qin Yu wiped his oily face, and wiped it with a large leaf that oozes refreshing juice, "How could it be disgusting! I don't even think about drowning me in meat." Meat is disgusting." She wiped it several times and touched her face.

"Oh? The cleaning effect of this leaf is too good, right?"

She picked up the few leaves that were torn from the branches, and carefully compared which ones were on the fresh branches that were not completely dry.

It's like dish soap!

Also very refreshing!
That's not bad!

She compared the branches, scraping the bark on the branches with her hands, trying to find something useful.

Shen Yuan, "..."

He lowered his eyes and glanced at the meat on the ground that was being gnawed between the paws of the little crocodile.

Qin Yu raised his head in vain, followed his gaze, and looked at the ground.

Qin Yu, "..."

Thrift is glorious, waste is shameful.

Although it was taken by the leader, it is still my fault at this time.

Guiltyly, she used her foot to pull it to the back of her leg, "Of course dried meat isn't that tasty...I want to eat fresh!"

Shen Yuan rolled up his sleeves lightly, "What do you want to eat?"

"Huh?" Qin Yu was excited, "Can... can I still order food?"

Shen Yuan, "..."

No.

This seat is just talking casually.

Don't get your face so close!

Looking at me with such blatant eyes!

When I don't know that your next sentence is "I want to eat you"?

snort!
Heart of Sima Zhao!
Without a word he turned and walked into the forest.

Qin Yu trotted all the way and followed him to the woods.

Shen Yuan subconsciously slowed down.

"Why?" He glanced at her, "You still don't give up?"

This seat rejected you so tactfully, do you still want to stalk me? !

This seat will not satisfy you before the formal contract is formed!
He flicked the sleeve that Qin Yu was clutching, "Don't even think about it!"

Qin Yu, "???"

She was thrown over by the sleeve in bewilderment.

Wh... what can't you think about it?
Could it be that the thought of eating rabbits just now was seen through by the leader?

Grass-holding, does the leader have mind-reading skills and doesn't like to eat rabbits?
Although the bunny is cute, the bunny here is very cruel!
Qin Yu almost remembered the fear of setting a trap and being almost covered in paws by that big hare-like animal.

But since the leader thinks that "the rabbit is so cute, how can you eat a rabbit", then...she should change it.

She silently kicked out the image of the rabbit in her mind, and replaced it with the big pheasant that she had seen in the woods before.

Those pheasants are very big, it is not an exaggeration to say that turkeys, but they run extremely fast, and they are also very alert. Qin Yu only saw it once from a distance through the bushes. It spotted it at a glance, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye.

No trace within five meters.

There is not even an afterimage when running.

Just stepping on the Hot Wheels.

Qin Yu decided to call it a turkey!

This turkey has very showy plumage, with a fanned tail feathers that hang over the back of the rump.Qin Yu guessed that its meat quality must be very delicious, and its fighting power is not strong, otherwise it would not be so overwhelmed.

It must be at the lower end of the food chain, and everyone wants to have a taste, which is why such sensitive nerves have evolved.

Focus, the meat is delicious.

Definitely delicious.

"So let's eat chicken?" She ordered boldly, "Do you know that kind of turkey in the forest... Have you ever seen it? It's like a bird, and it's huge!"

"Huh?" Shen Yuan slowed down, let her pull his clothes again, and looked at her slightly, "The one I took you to see last time?"

"No, no... That kind of chicken is not a chicken, it's a prehistoric dinosaur." She trotted to follow his speed, "It's relatively small... Probably, it's this big!"

She crossed her arms and compared her size, "It's running very fast!...Maybe you haven't seen it before?"

Shen Yuan gave her a cold look, "I've seen it before...you think it's just too fast, in my eyes, it's moving forward almost all the time."

Qin Yu, "..."

Is it amazing that martial arts bonus has dynamic vision?
Did you say you thought about the turkey's feelings?
The turkey cries for you every minute!

She looked at the expression on the leader's face.

He looked calm and looked a little fierce, but from Qin Yu's long-term observation, she felt that the current leader should actually be in a very good mood.

So she boldly contradicted, "I am not you, and I have never practiced kung fu since childhood."

Shen Yuan paused.

"Heh." He lowered his eyes and tugged at Qin Yu's ear, "With your roots, even if you practiced 1 years earlier than me, it's hard to achieve the state of me today."

His tone can be called "the gentleness of all the tone of the leader".

However, Qin Yu was not happy.

Live without love.

#天子伟子 is amazing? #
#天气英cai is amazing? #
She covered her ears angrily.

#So look down on me, if you have the ability, don't pinch my ears! #
You pinching maniac!
 Did you update before twelve o'clock today?Catch up!It’s really too tiring until twelve o’clock, so sleepy to the point of trance, so I barely finished coding a little earlier, thank you little angels for your votes and comments~~ Good night everyone, I’ll sleep first as a respect! [And said that my next book in 2018 will be left after school! ! ! 】

  
 
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