scourge the qing dynasty

Chapter 22
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"Our son is not here. He went to Huizhou to inspect military affairs. When will he come back? How do I know? Who dares to control where he wants to go, what he wants to do, when he comes and goes? The governor of Guangdong, Mr. Jin Bangjin, dare not care. I don’t want my head anymore?! In short, you go back first, and try your luck in a few days.”

On the second day after arriving in Guangzhou, the county magistrate of Lu Da excitedly brought a large group of unscrupulous servants and wicked guards to meet Shang Zhixin with gifts, and was ready to strike while the iron was hot, and make Shang Zhixin, who had truly cooperated with Wu Sangui in the history of the rebellion, come to see Shang Zhixin. The Qing mob in the Qing Dynasty was also pulled onto Wu Sangui's chariot, and formed an alliance with Wu Sangui on the issue of military pay and power reduction, and jointly deal with the aggressiveness and aggressiveness of the Manchu Qing court.But it's a pity that our Fatty Lu, County Magistrate Lu, bought such a sentence after rushing to the porter with a tribute of ten taels of silver, and one can imagine the disappointment.

"Master, since Prince Pingnan's son is not here, let's wait for a few days. Anyway, we are not in a hurry." Unlike the disappointed magistrate Lu Da, Ding Xiaoerlang, the unscrupulous family, was a little joyful. I couldn't wait to say to Lu Da County Magistrate: "Taking some time these few days, young master, how about you take us to have a good time in Guangzhou City? It's the first time I have come to such a lively place when I grow up. place."

"It's okay to take you shopping." The magistrate of Lu Da County stared at Xiao Erlang and said vigilantly: "But you have to control your mouth tightly, and then talk nonsense on the street, such as kicking dendrobium and lijin fire consumption, and then give me I molested the big girls and the little wives everywhere, and I kicked you into the stinky ditch!"

"That's right, there are many remnants of the former Ming Dynasty in Fujian and Guangdong provinces, and their influence is quite large." Kong Fanlin was also a little afraid of Xiao Erlang's bad mouth, and warned: "These remnants of the former Ming Dynasty are inseparable from our Pingxi Palace. In [-], several brothers and Western election officials died in their hands, so we had better not reveal our origins in crowded places, otherwise we might be in big trouble."

After all, Kong Fanlin pointed at Xiao Erlang and warned, "Especially Erlang, your mouth really likes to cause trouble. For the safety of Mr. Lu and us, you'd better not talk nonsense."

"Don't dare, dare not, I don't dare anymore." Xiao Erlang didn't dare to say anything, and swore he would keep his mouth in check and not cause trouble for the county magistrate Lu. He also felt bored in the posthouse. The bored Magistrate Lu then nodded in agreement with Xiao Erlang's plea.At present, the county magistrate of Lu Da and his party first sent the gifts they picked back to the post house, and then the magistrate of Lu Da County took the dog legs and started a tour of the streets-the voice-over also sounded, the history of the Qing Dynasty, the sixth year of Kangxi in the Qing Dynasty Lu Yifeng, a big treacherous villain, led his servants to do evil in the streets of Guangzhou, doing evil, bullying men and women, doing all kinds of evil...

After nearly 20 years of development, the city of Guangzhou, which was nearly deserted by Shang Kexi and Geng Jimao 17 years ago, has recovered a little bit of vitality. The commercially concentrated wharf area has also become bustling during the daytime. The crowds flow like porridge, the shops and stalls on both sides of the street are three or four miles long, and there are all kinds of juggling.Walking on such a street, the gang of country bumpkins under the command of the magistrate of Lu County must be dazzled and dizzy. Although the guards of the Pingxi Palace brought by Kong Fanlin are more knowledgeable, they can't help but feel regretful at this moment. Sighing that Wu Sangui did not come to the coast of Guangdong, otherwise, the life of the guards of Pingxi Palace would have been much easier.In addition, there is our poor Fatty Lu, the County Magistrate Lu, who visited such a lively street market for the first time since he came to this era. Everything he saw was fresh and curious, and he naturally showed a lot of bumpkins Temperament, attracted a lot of eyes from the local people in Guangzhou.

After strolling for two streets, County Magistrate Lu and his party turned to the relatively open water terminal. At this time, County Magistrate Lu suddenly remembered the advice that his teacher Liu Xuanchu had given him at the beginning—that is, thinking about how to counteract Jiangnan. The Qing Fuming forces got in touch and established some contacts for future use.Thinking of this, County Magistrate Lu quickly asked Kong Fanlin and other guards: "Brother Kong, when you were in the Pingxi Palace, did you have any information about the Tiandihui? How much do you know about them?"

"Tiandihui? What Tiandihui?" Kong Fanlin's inexplicable answer left magistrate Lu stunned.

"Impossible?" County Magistrate Lu Da hurriedly said again: "You are the guard of the Pingxi Palace, and you have never even heard of the Tiandihui? The slogan shouted by that shit organization, Heavenly Father, Earthly Mother, Anti-Qing and Fuming, you also Haven't heard of it?"

"Master Lu, speak carefully." Kong Fanlin was taken aback, quickly covered the mouth of the county magistrate Lu, looked around nervously, and shouted in a low voice: "Master Lu, are you dying? Anti-Qingfu... What kind of obvious words can also be said casually?"

"It's not what I said, it's the slogan of the rebels from the Tiandihui." The county magistrate Lu called out some grievances, and asked in a low voice: "Brother Kong, have you never heard of the Tiandihui? Then Chen Jinnan, you should Have you heard of it? I’ve heard people say that Chen Jinnan is the number one expert in the world, he can coagulate blood with claws, and when he hits a person with his palm, the blood in that person’s whole body will slowly coagulate and die.”

"Master Lu, have you heard that you have read too many books?" Kong Fanlin replied angrily, "One palm can freeze the blood of a person's whole body. Do you think he is a god? What kind of world society, what kind of Chen Jinnan, I don't know anything." heard about it."

"Could it be that I was deceived by the book full of clothes again?" Lu Da County Magistrate was confused.The book explains that the county magistrate of Lu County was indeed deceived by the books of later generations. According to the secret book of the Tiandihui, the Tiandihui originated in [-] AD and was founded by a monk from the Shaolin Temple in Fujian. It has nothing to do with it What happened to Chen Jinnan, and the current time of Lu Da County Magistrate is [-], and there is no shadow of Tian Di Hui, of course Kong Fanlin can't know.But our County Magistrate Lu still refused to give up, and asked tentatively: "Brother Kong, have you heard of Chen Yonghua? Can he know martial arts?"

"Chen Yonghua is the right-hand man of Zheng Ni's subordinates in Taiwan. Of course I have heard his name." Kong Fanlin said carelessly: "I remember Mr. Maoxia once said in the palace that this Chen Yonghua is very talented. It’s no worse than Mr. Liu Xin and Mr. Liu in Yunnan, but he went the wrong way and followed the wrong Zheng Ni. It’s a pity that he was a good talent. At that time, Mr. Liu Xin and Mr. Liu said very modestly that he himself was not as good as Chen Yonghua, so I was impressed. It's very deep. But I've never heard of him knowing martial arts. If I remember correctly, Chen Yonghua seems to have been doing civilian jobs all the time, and he has never led a soldier."

Liu Xin is the number one financial expert under Wu Sangui's command. He is very good at dealing with internal affairs. He is able to manage Yunnan and Guizhou provinces, which have no land and no people. In the base camp, Liu Xin can be said to have made great contributions. Such a capable minister commented on Chen Yonghua in this way. Although it cannot be ruled out that Liu Xin's words are modest, it is enough to make Lu Daxian, who admires Chen Jinnan, secretly happy as an idol, but Chen Yonghua neither The fact that he had led soldiers and didn't know martial arts, made Lu Da County Magistrate very puzzled and regretful - how much Lu Da County Magistrate wished to have an accomplice as powerful as Chen Jinnan under his command.

"Master Feng, look quickly, there is a big stone in his chest!" Xiao Erlang's exclamation interrupted County Magistrate Lu's regret and contemplation.

The county magistrate Lu looked up, and sure enough, he saw a few performers set up on the street to perform boulders on their chests, and soon attracted a large group of people to watch, Xiao Erlang and other bumpkins also pulled the county magistrate Lu Squeeze in to watch the excitement.I saw those brawny men performing arts talking about the scenes of those who have money to win the money and those who have no money to win the crowd, and soon a strong man lay down on the bench, and the other two strong men put a four-foot-long , three inches thick bluestone was placed on his chest, and he raised a big hammer for cutting rocks, raised it over his head and smashed it down with all his strength, only to hear a loud sound of iron and stone colliding, and the stone slab shattered in response, and he lay under the stone The strong man was unharmed, and even jumped up and turned somersault in the air.

"Okay!" The crowd cheered and clapped like thunder, and the bumpkin Xiao Erlang clapped his hands desperately, saying repeatedly: "Good kung fu, good kung fu, I don't know how many years I have to practice this kind of kung fu." Other unscrupulous servants They all nodded and were full of praise.

"What a fart!" County Magistrate Lu couldn't stand the bumpkins of the servants anymore, and said angrily, "You idiots, in fact, every one of you can perform this kind of chest crushing, and you don't need to practice at all!"

"Master, it's impossible, right? We can all play such a big boulder in the chest?" Xiao Erlang asked in amazement.

Kong Fanlin, who didn't understand physics, was also very surprised, and asked, "Brother Lu, what are you talking about? You can smash a boulder in your chest without ten or eight years of effort?"

"Fart! It's just a very simple problem of pressure." The county magistrate Lu Da was about to show off his physics knowledge, but he didn't expect someone beside him to laugh loudly and stupidly: "What kind of chest crushing is this? I thought it was using I smashed a big rock in my chest, and I smashed it with a hammer for a long time. If it was just like this, I would be able to crush a big rock in my chest when I was five years old, what a trick!"

"Good guy, you're crazier than me!" County Magistrate Lu turned his head curiously, only to see the fat black boy he bumped into twice yesterday laughing loudly in the crowd, but the old man driving the car and the beautiful young woman were nowhere to be seen.At this time, several strong men in the circle who were performing boulder-breaking chests also heard what the fat black boy said, and they all sneered together. Among them, the strong man with a sledgehammer and arms as thick as ordinary thighs stepped forward and clasped his fists together. He bowed to the fat black boy, and said with a smirk: "I can't see that this little brother is not amazing, but he is actually a hidden master, dare to ask the little brother's name?"

"My surname is Fang, and I'm from Fang." The fat black boy replied honestly.The big man with the hammer smiled even more treacherously, and then cupped his hands and said, "Then Brother Fang, we heard in the field just now, Brother Fang, you are a bit contemptuous of the Kung Fu of our Guangzhou Three Tigers. People's tricks, I wonder if our brothers heard it wrong?"

"That's right, it's really a trick." The fat black boy said loudly, "My father and my mother have said that the boulders on the chest in the rivers and lakes are fake, as long as it is a normal adult, Both men and women can actually play this trick, only the hard qigong my mother taught me is real, like the three-inch thick bluestone slab just now, I can break it with one punch! It's not like you who lie to children Trick!"

"What?" The fat black boy said a trick, and the three strong men couldn't help but get angry. The three exchanged glances, and immediately surrounded him, surrounded the fat black boy on three sides, and looked around in fright. The bustling people hurriedly dispersed, Xiao Erlang and others wanted to pull the magistrate Lu away, but the magistrate Lu shook his head and said with a smile: "No, take a good look at the excitement, I want to see it, this little fat man Is there any real ability?"

"Boy Fang, since you think that my brother's kung fu is a trick to deceive people, then my brother will spend it with you today!" A strong man who looks like a strong man with a hammer picked up a bluestone slab , referring to himself and introduced: "Listen, my name is Liu Xu, nicknamed Crossing the Street Tiger, and the one who swings the hammer is Liu Zhen. Xin, people gave them the nickname Winged Tiger, together they are the famous Guangzhou Three Tigers! Have you heard of the names of the brothers?"

"No." The fat black boy shook his head and smirked, and said, "I've only heard of the Three Tigers of Zhaoqing, but the three of their elder brothers fought with me last time, and after I broke two legs and one arm, they changed their names to There are three cats in Zhaoqing."

"Good boy, you have a very perineal mouth!" Guangzhou Sanhu was furious, almost wanting to tear this fat black boy to pieces.The burly man who called himself Liu Xu handed the blue slate in front of the fat black boy and shouted: "Boy Fang, didn't you say that you can break this kind of slate with one punch? Show me, If you can't break it, don't blame the brothers for being rude."

"Okay." The fat black boy readily agreed, without blinking his eyelids, took the stone slab and threw it into the sky. When the stone slab fell, he suddenly punched out with a loud bang. The square stone slab unexpectedly shattered, and the fragments flew more than ten feet away, hitting many spectators in the distance.And the three strong men known as the Guangzhou Three Tigers took a step back together, their faces suddenly paled.The fat black boy smiled stupidly again: "How about it? Do you want me to chop a few more stone slabs?"

"No, no need." Liu Xu shook his head pale, but Liu Zhen and Shen Xin were a little unconvinced. After exchanging glances, Liu Zhen stepped forward and said, "Fang Yingxiong, we have seen your strength. It's really good, but how about your skills, you guys have to ask for advice, if you can defeat us in fists, feet, knives and guns, guys will be convinced by you!"

"Okay, I'm worried that there will be no fight." The fat black man was not afraid of rejoicing.Liu Zhen asked: "So Fang Yingxiong, how should we compete? Compete with fists and feet or weapons?"

"It's better than anything else!" The fat black boy puffed his chest and said carelessly: "But I like to fight like this. I stand here, and you hit me in the chest. No matter how many punches you can give me, as long as you can beat me If you lie down, you will win."

"There's something wrong with this little fat guy's head." Kong Fanlin muttered in a low voice, and sneered, "Brother Lu, look at the bumps on the arms and thighs of those three guys. To knock out an ordinary person, even if this fat boy has practiced kung fu like golden bells and iron cloth shirts, he can't stand ten punches from them."

"Not necessarily." Lu Daxian magistrate shook his head and said with a smile: "This little fat boy is so confident, he must be a little bit sure, let's wait and see the show. Ha, I found that I like this fat boy more and more, let's go with him Together, the big girls and the little wives definitely only look at me and not him."

The county magistrate Lu Da and Kong Fanlin were muttering here, but the Guangzhou Three Tigers were overjoyed and asked together: "Really? You stand and let us fight?"

"Yeah." The black fat boy nodded, and said: "But you'd better prepare the bruises, my parents and I got separated, and I have no money, so I won't be able to buy you the bruises for a while."

"Crazy boy, look at the trick!" Liu Zhen was furious, swung his thick arm, and punched the fat black boy hard in the chest. He never thought that the fist would hit the chest firmly. , Liu Zhen himself screamed first, "Oh my god! It hurts me to death!" screaming, Liu Zhen jumped up and down with his fists in his arms, shaking his fingers constantly, looking extremely painful.

"Brother, what's the matter with you?" Liu Xu cared about his elder brother, and hurriedly grabbed Liu Zhen and asked.

"Cheating!" Liu Zhen pointed at the fat black boy and screamed: "This kid is cheating, he has an iron plate hidden in his chest! Damn, it hurts me to death!"

"I didn't hide any iron plate." The fat black boy shook his head, unbuttoned his shirt to reveal his bare chest, and said, "Look, I didn't hide any iron plate."

The Guangzhou Sanhu took a closer look, and saw that although the skin on the chest of the fat black boy was extremely rough, he really didn't hide any armor such as iron plate breastplates.The fat black boy threw his clothes away again, and with his upper body bare, he smirked and said, "Come on, now I've even taken off my clothes, you guys keep beating!"

"I'm coming!" Liu Xu yelled, stepped forward and squatted, fisted at the waist, and roared again, his right fist hit the chest, the fist was fleshy, and after another muffled sound, Liu Xu His buttocks fell to the ground, and he screamed with his right fist in his arms, tears and snot flowing from the pain, "Oh my god! It hurts me to death! This kid is made of iron? Why is his chest so hard?"

"I'm coming!" The third tiger, Shen Xin, also jumped out recklessly, jumped into the air in two steps with his hind legs, and kicked the fat black boy hard with his right foot on the chest. The result was natural, and the fat black boy was still safe and sound. However, Shen Xin screamed like a pig, and couldn't even stand on the ground, so she hugged her right foot and rolled on the ground, screaming: "Golden bell cover, this must be the legendary golden bell in the world!" The bell jar!"

"It's not the golden bell jar." The fat black boy shook his head and said, "It's the indestructible magic of Vajra. When I was just full moon, my mother soaked me in the potion every day, and then used bamboo slices, iron bars, and firewood branches to cover my body. Wrap it up layer by layer and practice. My mother said, my Vajra Immortality Divine Art has already surpassed many eminent monks in Southern Shaolin."

"King Kong is not bad magic?" The Guangzhou Sanhu looked at each other, it was the first time they heard of such a strange kung fu, and it was also the first time they heard of such a weird kung fu.Here, Kong Fanlin and the other guards of the Pingxi Palace were all stunned. It was the first time they saw such a magical kung fu. Only our county magistrate Lu's eyes lit up, and he had this thought in his heart, "If I have such a subordinate, then in the future When it comes to the anti-Qing battlefield, isn’t it the same as having a human shield? It’s decided, no matter what, I’m going to get this idiot over here to be my dog’s leg!”

"San'er, San'er!" At this moment, the old man driving a car and the beautiful young woman who had met Lu Da county magistrate twice squeezed into the crowd, they both went up to grab the fat black boy, and complained in unison: " You silly boy, are you fighting again? Parents will know that as long as there is a fight, there must be you!"

"I didn't fight, I competed with them." The fat black boy replied aggrievedly.

Seeing that his son was fine, the old man who drove the car heaved a sigh of relief and turned to the three unlucky men who had been taught by his son. He cupped his hands and said, "Three strong men, the dog Shiyu is young and ignorant, please forgive me for the offense. I don't know the three strong men. Can it be injured?"

"Shiyu?" The county magistrate Lu Da suddenly realized something was wrong, and hurried forward to the old man who drove the car and asked, "May I ask this old gentleman if his surname is Fang Mingde?"

"How do you know my name?" The old driver asked in surprise.The county magistrate of Lu Da was stunned, and hurriedly turned to the beautiful young woman and asked, "May I ask this lady again, is she the famous Mrs. Miao Cuihua Miao?"

"How do you know my name?" The beautiful young woman asked back in surprise.

"No way, is it right? So..." County Magistrate Lu was tongue-tied, looked at Fang De, then at Miao Cuihua, and finally at the short, fat, dark boy with a silly face. After a while, he yelled, "Damn it! It turns out that Fang Shiyu has such a virtue!"

(End of this chapter)