scourge the qing dynasty
Chapter 38
Chapter 38
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"Ouch, I'm exhausted." Fatty Lu didn't return to the incense room provided by Shaolin Temple for the three of us until the evening. When he entered the door, he saw that Xiao Erlang was fast asleep on the bed, and the wound had stopped bleeding. He was already exhausted. Exhausted, Fatty Lu immediately half-lyed on the chair, tilted his head, stretched his legs, and lay on the chair like a pile of mud or a dead pig, moaning weakly, "I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted!" , I'm dying of thirst, my throat is about to smoke, and my head is about to explode, I'm just too tired."
Moaning, Fatty Lu habitually glanced at Shang Wanyan who was sitting in the corner of the incense room out of the corner of his eye, but saw that Shang Wanyan was expressionless, standing there motionless, as if he hadn't heard Fatty Lu's dying moans, and turned a deaf ear. Turn a blind eye.Fatty Lu was angry, and couldn't help asking: "Little Princess, I'm so tired that I can't even move, and I'm so thirsty that my throat is about to smoke, can't you pour me a cup of tea?"
"Want to drink tea? You can't pour it yourself?" Shang Wanyan finally spoke, with her usual cold tone.
"But I'm so tired that I can't even lift my hands, so can't you pour me a glass?" Fatty Lu asked cheekily.
"Since you are so tired that you can't even lift your hands, how can you still walk back? You still have the strength to hum when you come back?" Shang Wanyan half-closed her big eyes, glanced sideways at Fatty Lu, and said slowly: " Of course, if you were carried back and carried back by someone, then I can consider taking care of you. But now you have hands and feet, and you have the strength to walk and speak, so I'm sorry."
"Damn girl, what a heartless thing." Fatty Lu cursed angrily—of course it was in his stomach, but he finally stood up helplessly, went to the table and poured himself a bowl of herbal tea to drink. After drinking three bowls, my throat felt better, and my brain, which was severely dehydrated, also felt a little better.Sitting at the side weakly and resting for a long time, Fatty Lu asked Shang Wanyi casually: "Little princess, you were in the incense room just now, did you hear any movement outside?"
"So many people are arguing like that, can I not hear it?" Shang Wanyan asked back.
"Then why don't you ask what happened outside?" Fatty Lu asked suspiciously: "The masters who were guarding outside just now said that you have neither gone out nor spoken to them. Even if you are thin-skinned I'm sorry to talk to them, now that I'm back, why don't you ask what happened outside?"
"Why should I know what happened outside?" Shang Wanyan continued to ask coldly.
Faced with this answer, Fatty Lu was tongue-tied, and after a while he smiled wryly and said: "Little princess, don't be angry if you say something presumptuous. How did your head grow? There is so much movement outside, you are beating and killing, You don't have the slightest curiosity or worry? Are you not afraid of danger?"
"First, I'm never interested in things that have nothing to do with me." Shang Wanyan's expression was still extremely cold, "Second, so what if I encounter danger? I am a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken. If he can't resist, he can't escape, so instead of wasting time worrying about fear, it's better to leave him alone, and he will die at worst."
"You're really open to it." Fatty Lu smiled wryly, completely helpless with Shang Wanyan's indifferent personality.After a little calculation, Fatty Lu said again: "Forget it, let me tell you something, the situation outside is really not good, and the people of Shaolin Temple have already known your true identity, Little Princess. But don't worry, I will take care of you." Even if I risk my life, I will definitely protect you and won't let you get hurt in the slightest."
"En." Shang Wanyi answered more simply this time.
The little girl was still so calm, Fatty Lu was completely speechless, so he had to shut his mouth obediently and stop wasting saliva.After a while.Shang Wanyan suddenly said again: "Two things, I want to go to the Daxiong Palace to offer incense to the Buddha, and I want to rest in an incense room."
"That's right, Xiao Erlang is injured, and we will disturb his rest if we live with him." Fatty Lu nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said foolishly: "I'm going to ask Master Zhiheng to give us another room." , I will live with you in a new room, leaving Xiao Erlang here to rest alone."
Shang Wanyan finally blushed, gave Fatty Lu a vicious look, and cursed in a low voice: "Shameless!"
Fatty Lu laughed, went out and negotiated with the monks of Shaolin Temple, then came back quickly and said with a smile: "Young Princess, it's okay, the masters promised to lend the incense room next door to our young couple, and agreed In order to let you take the Daxiong Palace to offer incense."
Shang Wanyan stood up without saying a word and went out of the room. When passing by Fatty Lu, Shang Wanyan suddenly raised her little foot and stomped on Fatty Lu's fat instep. The pain was so painful that Fatty Lu killed a pig. Shouting, Shang Wanyan cursed again with a blushing face, "Next time you talk nonsense, my old lady will break your two pig legs!" Then she strode out of the room again.Fatty Lu covered his feet and smirked a few times, and asked the little monk outside the door to help take care of Xiao Erlang, and hurried after him.
Under the surveillance of Abbot Zhitong and Tiandihui masters sent by Chen Jinnan, Fatty Lu accompanied Shang Wanyi all the way to the Daxiong Hall of Putian Shaolin Temple. The three pillars of incense went directly to the Buddha statue and knelt down devoutly, joined hands and worshiped the Buddha, closed their beautiful eyes and recited silently, not knowing whether they were chanting scriptures or praying for something.Fatty Lu, who has been brainwashed by the modern education of the 21st century, does not believe in Buddhism, but in order to meet the occasion, he also lit three sticks of incense, and honestly knelt down beside Shang Wanyi, praying in a low voice.
"Buddha is here." Fatty Lu's voice was not too loud, just enough for Shang Wanyi to hear, "I, Lu Yifeng, was ordered to protect Shang Wanyi's little princess to go to Beijing. The journey is dangerous. Please Buddha bless us on the rest of the journey. It's going smoothly, everything is going smoothly, don't have any accidents. Also, although the little princess is cold and not talkative, arrogant and self-willed and always thinking of becoming a monk, her heart is not bad. Please, Buddha, please bless her by the way Peace and safety, and bless her to find a man as good as me, Lu Yifeng, and entrust her to her for life, so that she will be happy for the rest of her life..."
"If you talk nonsense in front of the Buddha again, I'll kick you out of the hall!" Shang Wanyan couldn't bear it anymore, and finally hummed in a low voice, blushing and gritted her teeth.
"If you dare, then come." Ding Ding Shang Wanyi, who was too thin-skinned and dared not clean himself up in the crowd, smiled, ignored him, and just continued talking nonsense and praying in a low voice.At this time, there was the sound of footsteps coming from behind him again. Fatty Lu looked back, only to see that the people who came were Fang De and Miao Cuihua, who also knelt in front of the Buddha and offered incense and prayed. not around.
"Buddha, please bless our youngest son, Fang Shiyu, to be safe and happy and live a long life." Fatty Lu happened to hear Fang De's prayer because he was relatively close, "Also, please bless the world Yu opened his heart earlier, don't be so stupid anymore, bless him to learn martial arts and be a good man in this Shaolin Temple..."
"Fang Daxia, Miao Xia." Fatty Lu couldn't help interjecting in a low voice: "Forgive me, if you pamper Fang Shaoxia so much and keep him in the circle you drew for him in advance, he will Not only will he continue to be so stupid in nine out of ten chances, but I'm afraid there will be big disasters sooner or later in the future."
"Fatty man, what are you talking about?" Who is Miao Cuihua? Hearing what Fatty Lu said, is there any reason for her eyebrows to stand on end?
"This is the main hall of Shaolin Temple, so it's inconvenient to speak." Fatty Lu said in a low voice, "If Fang Daxia and Miao Xiaxia want to know the reason, how about talking outside the hall?"
"Okay, let's go." Miao Cuihua agreed with a sullen face, stood up and walked out. Fang De was afraid that his wife would cause trouble, so he hurried to follow.
"Wanyan, wait for me here, I'll pick you up later." Fatty Lu said to Shang Wanyan in a low voice.Seeing that Shang Wanyan closed her eyes neither agreeing nor rejecting, and rarely even said a word to herself, Fatty Lu could only shrug her shoulders, and got up to leave the hall as well.
After leaving the Daxiong Palace, Fang De and Miao Cuihua had already stood by the steps and waited.Seeing Fatty Lu come down the steps, Fang De, who is over [-] years old, is a bit more mature, but Miao Cuihua, who is notoriously bad-tempered, simply turned murderous.And Fatty Lu was not afraid, and said before Miao Cuihua could speak: "Miao Xia, I know what you want to say, but before you do it, I want to ask you, Fang Shaoxia has grown up so much, has he ever left you?" By my side once?"
"Why are you asking this? That kid is so naughty and loves to fight, do we dare to let him leave our side alone?" Miao Cuihua asked angrily.
"Isn't that right?" Fatty Lu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fang Shaoxia has never left your side since he was a child. He stretches out his hands when he wears clothes, and opens his mouth when he wants food. It’s not okay to show a spoiled temper. Such a child is like a flower planted in the flower pond at home, and it looks beautiful, but in the wild, can it withstand the wind and rain? Can it withstand the test of the storm?”
"Who said that my family's jade can't stand the test?" Miao Cuihua said angrily: "This time when I come to Shaolin Temple, the masters of Shaolin Temple and Mr. Chen Jinnan have all tested his kung fu, and everyone is full of praise for him!"
"Miao Xia, I'm not talking about this kind of test. Besides, Fang Shaoxia's martial arts are good, but how useful will it be on the battlefield of life and death with thousands of troops?" Fatty Lu couldn't laugh or cry, so he had to turn to be more rational Fang De said: "Hero Fang, you have high virtue and a lot of things you have experienced. I think you are very clear about it. If you continue to pamper Fang Shaoxia like this, will you become a great weapon in the future?"
Fang De held Miao Cuihua silent. After a moment of silence, Fang De finally said: "Master Lu's words are very true. Shiyu's current situation has a lot to do with the excessive pampering of our husband and wife. It is precisely because of this that I decided to let Shiyu come to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts and increase his knowledge."
"Fang Daxia, it is indeed a way for you to let Fang Shaoxia come to Shaolin Temple, but it is definitely not a good way." Fatty Lu said plausibly: "Fang Daxia, I wonder if you have heard the story of Li Si, the first prime minister of the Qin Dynasty? He is a small official in the county. He is in charge of the granary. Although his life is not very good, he is quite rich. At least he has no worries about food and clothing. One day he went to the toilet, and the thin and small mice in the toilet saw him and ran away. , and when he returned to the granary, he saw fat and big mice eating good food in the granary, and refused to run away when people came. Seeing this, Prime Minister Li realized a truth from the middle , and based on this principle, from a small official in charge of the warehouse, he suddenly became the prime minister of the Great Qin—Fang Daxia, do you know the reason?"
"What's the point?" It's just that Fang De, who is barely literate, doesn't read much, so he really hasn't heard this story.
"Like a mouse, a person must stay in the right place." Fatty Lu said slowly, "Whether a person is successful or not is just like a mouse. It depends on the environment he is in. People stay in the toilet like a mouse. They can only eat the filthiest things, and they are thin and small. If a person lives like a mouse in a wide and big granary full of grain, he can live a very comfortable life and grow fat and big. Prime Minister Li Just understood this point, so I resigned my fat post in charge of the granary in the county, and went to Xianyang, the capital of the Qin State, to be a doorman. Not only did I increase my knowledge and broaden my horizons, but also relied on my own efforts and talents to become the first emperor. He became the first prime minister of China, and also became our first prime minister in China—Fang Daxia, Miao Nvxia, you should understand what I mean by now, right?"
The story Fatty Lu told was easy to understand. After listening to it, not only Fang De fell into deep thought, but the anger on Miao Cuihua's face also subsided a little, and she began to put herself in the shoes of her beloved son.Fatty Lu observed his words and said sincerely: "Fang Daxia, Miao Nvxia, you sent Fang Shaoxia to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts. The original intention was very good. It not only allowed him to learn martial arts, but also increased his knowledge. It is really too small, and the things he can learn are really limited. It is equivalent to changing Fang Shaoxia to a bigger bird cage. If you really want to look after Fang Shaoxia and hope that his son will become a dragon, then don't lock him up in the bird cage again. In the cage, no matter how big the cage is, he will always be a dragon!"
"Then Master Lu thinks, where should we send Shiyu to study?" Fang De couldn't help asking.Miao Cuihua also nodded, and began to accept Fatty Lu's reasoning.
"Let him go with me!" Fatty Lu said without hesitation: "I'm not being arrogant, no matter what knowledge, knowledge, astronomy and geography, there are not many people in this world who can surpass me! I can travel the world with Fang Shaoxia to grow Knowledge, while teaching him astronomy and geography, poetry and poetry, and mathematics, physics and chemistry, let him become a general who can stand alone, instead of a gangster who only knows how to fight in groups in the countryside!"
"Hehe, hehehehe..." Before Fatty Lu finished speaking, Miao Cuihua sneered, and said with a sneer, "Let my Shiyu follow you, learn from you, and let Shiyu become a big boy like you." Traitor Wu Sangui running dog?"
"If I'm really a big traitor, Wu Sangui's lackey? Why don't Master Chen and the others kill me?" Fatty Lu asked with a smile: "Master Chen and Master Fangzhang, why do you allow me to walk around in Shaolin Temple at will? Why do you still order you not to hurt me at will?"
"This..." Miao Cuihua was at a loss for words, and after a while he said viciously: "God knows what Mr. Chen and the others are thinking, maybe it won't be long before Mr. Chen will order you to be hacked into pieces. At that time, I will personally perform the knife and cut you, a traitorous dog!"
"Let's talk about it at that time." Fatty Lu shrugged his shoulders, his face full of disapproval.
"Master Lu, Master Lu." At this moment, several young lay disciples rushed over, all shouting happily: "Master Lu, Master Abbot and Master Chen invite you to go."
"Father, mother, why are you here?" Fang Shiyu jumped out of the lay disciples, rushed up and grabbed Fang De's sleeve and said excitedly: "Father, mother, this Lord Lu is really amazing, the new gift he gave to master Gunpowder is much more powerful than the original old gunpowder, and stones as big as millstones were blown up and flew up."
"Already made it?" Fatty Lu wondered secretly, although the new black powder formula he gave Chen Jinnan was actually just changing the ratio of nitrate and charcoal, and using the best ratio to fully exert the power of the black powder. As long as there are raw materials, it is very easy to make. Easy, but Fang Shiyu said that Chen Jinnan and others had already conducted experiments, why didn't he hear the explosion?
Puzzled, Fatty Lu followed Fang Shiyu and other lay disciples all the way to the backyard gate of South Shaolin, then went into the woods, was led to the entrance of a tunnel in the woods, and after entering the tunnel, Fatty Lu Only then did I suddenly realize.It turns out that in the back mountain of Putian Shaolin Temple, there is only a large basement built on the back of a natural karst cave. Chen Jinnan and others experimented in the cave, and the people outside couldn't hear the sound of the explosion—but the people inside the cave must be miserable. Well, at least after Fatty Lu entered the cave, he saw several members of the Heaven and Earth Congregation who were constantly rubbing their ears.
Entering the widest part of the cave, two explosion sites immediately appeared in front of Fatty Lu. One explosion site was just some masonry debris and a slightly damaged large bluestone slab; the other explosion site was completely different. Not only were the traces of the explosion much larger, but the large rock used to test the power of the explosion also flew about ten steps away, and was broken in half from the middle.Standing between the two explosion sites, Chen Jinnan bowed his hands to Fatty Lu with a smile on his face and said, "Thank you, Mr. Lu, for your guidance. As you said, the new gunpowder prepared according to the formula you provided is indeed stronger than the original gunpowder." There is a lot of gunpowder."
"Master Chen, you're welcome." Fatty Lu, who was born as a top student in the chemical engineering department, said politely, and casually grabbed the new gunpowder that Master Zhiheng brought to him with a smile on his face. He shouted: "Master Chen, why are your gunpowder particles not sieved, and the sizes are so different, which affects the power of the explosion, don't you know?"
"What? Still need to be sieved?" Chen Jinnan was taken aback, and hurried over to ask Fatty Lu for advice.
"Of course it has to be sieved. If the particles are not uniform, the explosive power will be affected." Fatty Lu smiled wryly, so he had to teach Chen Jinnan how to sieve and polish the black powder, and asked Chen Jinnan to make the particles of the black powder uniform. Chen Jinnan Not daring to be negligent, I hurriedly took a pen and paper to write it down carefully, and thanked Fatty Lu again and again.
"Also, Chief Chen, where did the saltpeter and sulfur come from when your Taiwanese army deployed gunpowder?" After explaining how to make gunpowder granules, Fatty Lu casually asked about the source of gunpowder raw materials.
"Sulfur is easy to deal with. We have a lot of trade between Taiwan and Fusang, and there are many hot springs in Fusang, so we can easily buy sulfur." Chen Jinnan replied truthfully: "The saltpeter is troublesome. It is mainly collected from the old wall soil. , and digging nitrate in deep mountains and old forests. Some are imported from overseas, but the price of nitrate is too high, and we can’t afford much.”
"Forget it, I'm a good man and I'll do it to the end." Fatty Lu smiled wryly, and said to himself that no matter what, Taiwan's army is the most determined army to fight against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty. I help them and I also help myself.So, Fatty Lu had no choice but to say: "Mr. Chen, there is actually another local method to make nitrate. Although it is a bit dirty, this method has a stable and large source of nitrate for your Taiwan army. gone."
"Mr. Lu, please advise!" Chen Jinnan was overjoyed, and quickly picked up the pen and paper again.Fatty Lu looked around, and Chen Jinnan immediately came to his senses, and hurriedly greeted him: "Mr. Lu, the environment here is too bad, let's talk about it in the abbot's meditation room."
"Okay." Fatty Lu nodded, then turned to Fang De and Miao Cuihua's family with a smile and said, "Fang Daxia, Miao Nvxia, and Fang Shaoxia, are you interested in listening together?"
"Okay!" Of course Fang Shiyu couldn't wait to agree.Fang De and Miao Cuihua exchanged glances and finally nodded in agreement.
At that moment, under the guidance of Chen Jinnan, Master Zhitong and Zhiheng, Fatty Lu and Fang Shiyu's family returned to the abbot's meditation room in the backyard of Shaolin Temple. After sitting down, Chen Jinnan and Abbot Zhitong thanked Fatty Lu for their sins, He apologized to Fatty Lu for his suspicious and rude behavior before, but Fatty Lu was naturally extremely hypocritical and said he didn't care.In the end, Fatty Lu introduced to Chen Jinnan the method of extracting and purifying soil nitrate from the toilet soil. After spending a lot of saliva to introduce the details of each toilet soil nitrate in detail, Chen Jinnan and others all stared wide-eyed. .
"It's unbelievable." Chen Jinnan shook his head again and again, sighed and said: "This is simply incredible, thinking that there is such an expensive saltpeter hidden in the excrement of the toilet, if it weren't for Mr. Lu, you have just proved that you will not deceive Chen. , Chen really can’t believe what he said.”
"This method is already very common among foreigners, but foreigners deliberately don't tell us Chinese people." Fatty Lu said lightly: "In the three English islands thousands of miles away, the King of England has appointed a toilet officer to be responsible for collecting toilets. Soil-made nitrate is used to supply the army for use. In order to ensure the source of nitrate, the king of that country also promulgated a special law that prohibits the use of materials other than soil to pave the land for latrines.”
"Is there such a thing?" Chen Jinnan asked in surprise.Seeing Fatty Lu nodding seriously, Chen Jinnan shook his head and sighed again: "It's unimaginable, really unimaginable. If it wasn't for Mr. Lu's guidance, how could Chen have come up with such a miraculous method of making nitrate?"
Fatty Lu glanced triumphantly at Fang Shiyu, who was full of surprise and admiration, and then showed off after thinking for a while: "Master Chen, can you buy raw rubber juice from Nanyang in Taiwan?"
"You can buy it, why?" Chen Jinnan replied.
"When I was studying foreign culture, I also invented a weapon called the Molotov Cocktail." Fatty Lu didn't blush, and said shamelessly: "This weapon is not very useful in land battles, but in naval battles, It is especially applicable in close ship warfare. A dozen or so sailors can easily burn down a warship of the Tartar Navy by dropping bombs. If Master Chen needs it, I can also teach you, so that your Taiwanese navy Give the traitor navy of the Tartars a big surprise in the naval battle!"
"Lord Lu, you are the military god bestowed on us by the heavens of the Taiwan Army of Ming Dynasty!" Chen Jinnan, who had been completely overwhelmed by Fatty Lu, was ecstatic, and quickly grabbed Fatty Lu's hand, begging: "Master Lu, please teach me quickly ,quick!"
"In fact, this kind of weapon is very simple, and the materials are very easy to get." Fatty Lu showed off again, and handed over the Molotov cocktail incendiary bomb that was invented hundreds of years later to Chen Jinnan—just changed the viscous agent to After drinking the raw rubber juice, Chen Jinnan wrote down every detail in detail, and kept yelling and admiring Lu Fatty.
"Lord Lu, don't you want to go back to Yunnan, okay?" After putting down the brush, Chen Jinnan grabbed Fatty Lu's fat hand and begged, "You follow me to Taiwan. I will recommend it to Prince Yanping. Please use it to your advantage." !"
"Thank you, Mr. Chen, for your kindness, but I have some reasons that are inconvenient to say, so I really can't agree." Fatty Lu shook his head resolutely—the internal strife in the Taiwan army is very serious, and it is far inferior to the notorious but very united Wu Sangui army. Well, Fatty Lu doesn't want to go to Taiwan and die at the hands of his own people until the end of the mountain.
"Oh, really?" Chen Jinnan was disappointed.Fatty Lu couldn't bear it, so he had to say again: "But Mr. Chen, please don't worry. Although we are not going the same way, we will lead to the same goal. Our goal is to fight against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty, and expel the Tartars. I believe it will not take long. We can meet again on the anti-Qing battlefield, join hands to destroy the Qing, and fight against the Qing and restore the Ming!"
"Okay, I believe this." Chen Jinnan said seriously: "Lord Lu, although I have said it once, I still have to apologize again for my suspicion and guard against you before. I hope you can forgive me, Lord Lu."
"Master Chen, you are welcome. The Tartars are brutal and the traitors are rampant. You have to be careful." Fatty Lu said modestly, then turned to Fang De and Miao Cuihua and asked: "Fang Hero, Miao Nvxia, can you now?" Believe me, I'm not a traitor, right?"
"Lord Lu, I apologize to you for being rude." Fang De left the table and bowed down. Miao Cuihua also pulled Fang Shiyu to salute Fatty Lu, and said sincerely: "Lord Lu, I'm really sorry, we don't know right from wrong, we don't know right from wrong. Enemy and us, what an offense, please forgive me a lot.”
"It's a trivial matter, you don't need to be polite to Xia Fang and Xia Xia Miao." Fatty Lu said with hypocritical modesty, and then asked: "Then what do you think of what I told you before? To be honest, I am actually the first Seeing Fang Shaoxia, I admire him very much, and think he is a talented person, if you want, I can teach him everything I have learned in my life, and try my best to make him a talented person."
"This..." Although both Fang De and Miao Cuihua believed in Fatty Lu, they still hesitated to entrust their silly son to Fatty Lu as a student. If Fang De and Miao Cuihua knew that Fatty Lu was actually just trying to trick their precious son Fang Shiyu into using him as a thug and shield, they would definitely tear Fatty Lu to pieces right away.
"Fang Shaoxia, do you want to go to the capital and Yunnan with me?" Seeing that Fang De and his wife hesitated, Fatty Lu directly poured Fang Shiyu's ecstasy soup, and said with a smile, "If you go with me, then I will not only teach You have a lot of interesting things, and you can find more and better martial arts from the masters in the world, and even take you to the North Shaolin to play, would you like to?"
"I am willing, I am willing." Fang Shiyu, who had been looking forward to leaving his parents' side for a long time, agreed repeatedly, and then said: "Also, Master Lu, have you forgotten the roast suckling pig you promised me last time? Eat vegetarian food every day, and the birds have already faded out of your mouth."
"Of course I haven't forgotten." Fatty Lu laughed, and said, "To be honest, I've only eaten two vegetarian meals, and my mouth is almost full of birds. I also want to have a good meal of big fish and meat."
"Lord Lu, about this point." Fang De quickly grabbed his son and begged, "Let us husband and wife think about it for another night, please? Anyway, you will definitely not leave Shaolin Temple today. How about we give you an answer tomorrow?"
Fatty Lu smiled and nodded in agreement.Over there, Chen Jinnan first figured out the ins and outs of the matter, then stood up and said with a smile: "Think about Fang Daxia and Miao Nvxia, I think Mr. Lu is a good intention. Mr. Lu is a scholar of heaven and man, and Shiyu followed him You will definitely benefit a lot from being by my side, at least much better than learning from me. Alas, Shiyu and I can only learn some martial arts at most, but on the battlefield of life and death with thousands of troops, no matter how high the martial arts are, you can It doesn't do much good."
"Mr. Chen's advice is right, our husband and wife will seriously consider it." Fang De nodded and solemnly agreed.
"Well, you can think about it tonight." Chen Jinnan cupped his hands and said, "Master Lu, I have to deal with the corpses of Fu Honglie and others. I can't accompany you for today's dinner. Wait until tomorrow, and Chen will come again tomorrow." Ask you a lot."
"Dispose of Fu Honglie's body?" Fatty Lu suddenly had an idea, and said, "Wait a minute, Mr. Chen, I heard in Quanzhou that the current admiral of the Fujian Navy is the traitor Shi Lang who betrayed Lord Yanping. Fu Honglie and his gang of traitors Instead of burying his dead body for nothing, how about using it to let that traitor Shi Lang take the blame?"
"This is a good idea, what should I do?" Chen Jinnan asked happily.
"Let me think about it." Fatty Lu was about to start his immoral fat head, but he suddenly saw that it was completely dark outside the room, so he jumped up and rushed out, "No, it's already so late! This matter Take it easy, I forgot about someone, and with that little girl's stubborn temper, she must still be kneeling in the Daxiong Palace waiting for me to pick her up!"
(End of this chapter)
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"Ouch, I'm exhausted." Fatty Lu didn't return to the incense room provided by Shaolin Temple for the three of us until the evening. When he entered the door, he saw that Xiao Erlang was fast asleep on the bed, and the wound had stopped bleeding. He was already exhausted. Exhausted, Fatty Lu immediately half-lyed on the chair, tilted his head, stretched his legs, and lay on the chair like a pile of mud or a dead pig, moaning weakly, "I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted!" , I'm dying of thirst, my throat is about to smoke, and my head is about to explode, I'm just too tired."
Moaning, Fatty Lu habitually glanced at Shang Wanyan who was sitting in the corner of the incense room out of the corner of his eye, but saw that Shang Wanyan was expressionless, standing there motionless, as if he hadn't heard Fatty Lu's dying moans, and turned a deaf ear. Turn a blind eye.Fatty Lu was angry, and couldn't help asking: "Little Princess, I'm so tired that I can't even move, and I'm so thirsty that my throat is about to smoke, can't you pour me a cup of tea?"
"Want to drink tea? You can't pour it yourself?" Shang Wanyan finally spoke, with her usual cold tone.
"But I'm so tired that I can't even lift my hands, so can't you pour me a glass?" Fatty Lu asked cheekily.
"Since you are so tired that you can't even lift your hands, how can you still walk back? You still have the strength to hum when you come back?" Shang Wanyan half-closed her big eyes, glanced sideways at Fatty Lu, and said slowly: " Of course, if you were carried back and carried back by someone, then I can consider taking care of you. But now you have hands and feet, and you have the strength to walk and speak, so I'm sorry."
"Damn girl, what a heartless thing." Fatty Lu cursed angrily—of course it was in his stomach, but he finally stood up helplessly, went to the table and poured himself a bowl of herbal tea to drink. After drinking three bowls, my throat felt better, and my brain, which was severely dehydrated, also felt a little better.Sitting at the side weakly and resting for a long time, Fatty Lu asked Shang Wanyi casually: "Little princess, you were in the incense room just now, did you hear any movement outside?"
"So many people are arguing like that, can I not hear it?" Shang Wanyan asked back.
"Then why don't you ask what happened outside?" Fatty Lu asked suspiciously: "The masters who were guarding outside just now said that you have neither gone out nor spoken to them. Even if you are thin-skinned I'm sorry to talk to them, now that I'm back, why don't you ask what happened outside?"
"Why should I know what happened outside?" Shang Wanyan continued to ask coldly.
Faced with this answer, Fatty Lu was tongue-tied, and after a while he smiled wryly and said: "Little princess, don't be angry if you say something presumptuous. How did your head grow? There is so much movement outside, you are beating and killing, You don't have the slightest curiosity or worry? Are you not afraid of danger?"
"First, I'm never interested in things that have nothing to do with me." Shang Wanyan's expression was still extremely cold, "Second, so what if I encounter danger? I am a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken. If he can't resist, he can't escape, so instead of wasting time worrying about fear, it's better to leave him alone, and he will die at worst."
"You're really open to it." Fatty Lu smiled wryly, completely helpless with Shang Wanyan's indifferent personality.After a little calculation, Fatty Lu said again: "Forget it, let me tell you something, the situation outside is really not good, and the people of Shaolin Temple have already known your true identity, Little Princess. But don't worry, I will take care of you." Even if I risk my life, I will definitely protect you and won't let you get hurt in the slightest."
"En." Shang Wanyi answered more simply this time.
The little girl was still so calm, Fatty Lu was completely speechless, so he had to shut his mouth obediently and stop wasting saliva.After a while.Shang Wanyan suddenly said again: "Two things, I want to go to the Daxiong Palace to offer incense to the Buddha, and I want to rest in an incense room."
"That's right, Xiao Erlang is injured, and we will disturb his rest if we live with him." Fatty Lu nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said foolishly: "I'm going to ask Master Zhiheng to give us another room." , I will live with you in a new room, leaving Xiao Erlang here to rest alone."
Shang Wanyan finally blushed, gave Fatty Lu a vicious look, and cursed in a low voice: "Shameless!"
Fatty Lu laughed, went out and negotiated with the monks of Shaolin Temple, then came back quickly and said with a smile: "Young Princess, it's okay, the masters promised to lend the incense room next door to our young couple, and agreed In order to let you take the Daxiong Palace to offer incense."
Shang Wanyan stood up without saying a word and went out of the room. When passing by Fatty Lu, Shang Wanyan suddenly raised her little foot and stomped on Fatty Lu's fat instep. The pain was so painful that Fatty Lu killed a pig. Shouting, Shang Wanyan cursed again with a blushing face, "Next time you talk nonsense, my old lady will break your two pig legs!" Then she strode out of the room again.Fatty Lu covered his feet and smirked a few times, and asked the little monk outside the door to help take care of Xiao Erlang, and hurried after him.
Under the surveillance of Abbot Zhitong and Tiandihui masters sent by Chen Jinnan, Fatty Lu accompanied Shang Wanyi all the way to the Daxiong Hall of Putian Shaolin Temple. The three pillars of incense went directly to the Buddha statue and knelt down devoutly, joined hands and worshiped the Buddha, closed their beautiful eyes and recited silently, not knowing whether they were chanting scriptures or praying for something.Fatty Lu, who has been brainwashed by the modern education of the 21st century, does not believe in Buddhism, but in order to meet the occasion, he also lit three sticks of incense, and honestly knelt down beside Shang Wanyi, praying in a low voice.
"Buddha is here." Fatty Lu's voice was not too loud, just enough for Shang Wanyi to hear, "I, Lu Yifeng, was ordered to protect Shang Wanyi's little princess to go to Beijing. The journey is dangerous. Please Buddha bless us on the rest of the journey. It's going smoothly, everything is going smoothly, don't have any accidents. Also, although the little princess is cold and not talkative, arrogant and self-willed and always thinking of becoming a monk, her heart is not bad. Please, Buddha, please bless her by the way Peace and safety, and bless her to find a man as good as me, Lu Yifeng, and entrust her to her for life, so that she will be happy for the rest of her life..."
"If you talk nonsense in front of the Buddha again, I'll kick you out of the hall!" Shang Wanyan couldn't bear it anymore, and finally hummed in a low voice, blushing and gritted her teeth.
"If you dare, then come." Ding Ding Shang Wanyi, who was too thin-skinned and dared not clean himself up in the crowd, smiled, ignored him, and just continued talking nonsense and praying in a low voice.At this time, there was the sound of footsteps coming from behind him again. Fatty Lu looked back, only to see that the people who came were Fang De and Miao Cuihua, who also knelt in front of the Buddha and offered incense and prayed. not around.
"Buddha, please bless our youngest son, Fang Shiyu, to be safe and happy and live a long life." Fatty Lu happened to hear Fang De's prayer because he was relatively close, "Also, please bless the world Yu opened his heart earlier, don't be so stupid anymore, bless him to learn martial arts and be a good man in this Shaolin Temple..."
"Fang Daxia, Miao Xia." Fatty Lu couldn't help interjecting in a low voice: "Forgive me, if you pamper Fang Shaoxia so much and keep him in the circle you drew for him in advance, he will Not only will he continue to be so stupid in nine out of ten chances, but I'm afraid there will be big disasters sooner or later in the future."
"Fatty man, what are you talking about?" Who is Miao Cuihua? Hearing what Fatty Lu said, is there any reason for her eyebrows to stand on end?
"This is the main hall of Shaolin Temple, so it's inconvenient to speak." Fatty Lu said in a low voice, "If Fang Daxia and Miao Xiaxia want to know the reason, how about talking outside the hall?"
"Okay, let's go." Miao Cuihua agreed with a sullen face, stood up and walked out. Fang De was afraid that his wife would cause trouble, so he hurried to follow.
"Wanyan, wait for me here, I'll pick you up later." Fatty Lu said to Shang Wanyan in a low voice.Seeing that Shang Wanyan closed her eyes neither agreeing nor rejecting, and rarely even said a word to herself, Fatty Lu could only shrug her shoulders, and got up to leave the hall as well.
After leaving the Daxiong Palace, Fang De and Miao Cuihua had already stood by the steps and waited.Seeing Fatty Lu come down the steps, Fang De, who is over [-] years old, is a bit more mature, but Miao Cuihua, who is notoriously bad-tempered, simply turned murderous.And Fatty Lu was not afraid, and said before Miao Cuihua could speak: "Miao Xia, I know what you want to say, but before you do it, I want to ask you, Fang Shaoxia has grown up so much, has he ever left you?" By my side once?"
"Why are you asking this? That kid is so naughty and loves to fight, do we dare to let him leave our side alone?" Miao Cuihua asked angrily.
"Isn't that right?" Fatty Lu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fang Shaoxia has never left your side since he was a child. He stretches out his hands when he wears clothes, and opens his mouth when he wants food. It’s not okay to show a spoiled temper. Such a child is like a flower planted in the flower pond at home, and it looks beautiful, but in the wild, can it withstand the wind and rain? Can it withstand the test of the storm?”
"Who said that my family's jade can't stand the test?" Miao Cuihua said angrily: "This time when I come to Shaolin Temple, the masters of Shaolin Temple and Mr. Chen Jinnan have all tested his kung fu, and everyone is full of praise for him!"
"Miao Xia, I'm not talking about this kind of test. Besides, Fang Shaoxia's martial arts are good, but how useful will it be on the battlefield of life and death with thousands of troops?" Fatty Lu couldn't laugh or cry, so he had to turn to be more rational Fang De said: "Hero Fang, you have high virtue and a lot of things you have experienced. I think you are very clear about it. If you continue to pamper Fang Shaoxia like this, will you become a great weapon in the future?"
Fang De held Miao Cuihua silent. After a moment of silence, Fang De finally said: "Master Lu's words are very true. Shiyu's current situation has a lot to do with the excessive pampering of our husband and wife. It is precisely because of this that I decided to let Shiyu come to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts and increase his knowledge."
"Fang Daxia, it is indeed a way for you to let Fang Shaoxia come to Shaolin Temple, but it is definitely not a good way." Fatty Lu said plausibly: "Fang Daxia, I wonder if you have heard the story of Li Si, the first prime minister of the Qin Dynasty? He is a small official in the county. He is in charge of the granary. Although his life is not very good, he is quite rich. At least he has no worries about food and clothing. One day he went to the toilet, and the thin and small mice in the toilet saw him and ran away. , and when he returned to the granary, he saw fat and big mice eating good food in the granary, and refused to run away when people came. Seeing this, Prime Minister Li realized a truth from the middle , and based on this principle, from a small official in charge of the warehouse, he suddenly became the prime minister of the Great Qin—Fang Daxia, do you know the reason?"
"What's the point?" It's just that Fang De, who is barely literate, doesn't read much, so he really hasn't heard this story.
"Like a mouse, a person must stay in the right place." Fatty Lu said slowly, "Whether a person is successful or not is just like a mouse. It depends on the environment he is in. People stay in the toilet like a mouse. They can only eat the filthiest things, and they are thin and small. If a person lives like a mouse in a wide and big granary full of grain, he can live a very comfortable life and grow fat and big. Prime Minister Li Just understood this point, so I resigned my fat post in charge of the granary in the county, and went to Xianyang, the capital of the Qin State, to be a doorman. Not only did I increase my knowledge and broaden my horizons, but also relied on my own efforts and talents to become the first emperor. He became the first prime minister of China, and also became our first prime minister in China—Fang Daxia, Miao Nvxia, you should understand what I mean by now, right?"
The story Fatty Lu told was easy to understand. After listening to it, not only Fang De fell into deep thought, but the anger on Miao Cuihua's face also subsided a little, and she began to put herself in the shoes of her beloved son.Fatty Lu observed his words and said sincerely: "Fang Daxia, Miao Nvxia, you sent Fang Shaoxia to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts. The original intention was very good. It not only allowed him to learn martial arts, but also increased his knowledge. It is really too small, and the things he can learn are really limited. It is equivalent to changing Fang Shaoxia to a bigger bird cage. If you really want to look after Fang Shaoxia and hope that his son will become a dragon, then don't lock him up in the bird cage again. In the cage, no matter how big the cage is, he will always be a dragon!"
"Then Master Lu thinks, where should we send Shiyu to study?" Fang De couldn't help asking.Miao Cuihua also nodded, and began to accept Fatty Lu's reasoning.
"Let him go with me!" Fatty Lu said without hesitation: "I'm not being arrogant, no matter what knowledge, knowledge, astronomy and geography, there are not many people in this world who can surpass me! I can travel the world with Fang Shaoxia to grow Knowledge, while teaching him astronomy and geography, poetry and poetry, and mathematics, physics and chemistry, let him become a general who can stand alone, instead of a gangster who only knows how to fight in groups in the countryside!"
"Hehe, hehehehe..." Before Fatty Lu finished speaking, Miao Cuihua sneered, and said with a sneer, "Let my Shiyu follow you, learn from you, and let Shiyu become a big boy like you." Traitor Wu Sangui running dog?"
"If I'm really a big traitor, Wu Sangui's lackey? Why don't Master Chen and the others kill me?" Fatty Lu asked with a smile: "Master Chen and Master Fangzhang, why do you allow me to walk around in Shaolin Temple at will? Why do you still order you not to hurt me at will?"
"This..." Miao Cuihua was at a loss for words, and after a while he said viciously: "God knows what Mr. Chen and the others are thinking, maybe it won't be long before Mr. Chen will order you to be hacked into pieces. At that time, I will personally perform the knife and cut you, a traitorous dog!"
"Let's talk about it at that time." Fatty Lu shrugged his shoulders, his face full of disapproval.
"Master Lu, Master Lu." At this moment, several young lay disciples rushed over, all shouting happily: "Master Lu, Master Abbot and Master Chen invite you to go."
"Father, mother, why are you here?" Fang Shiyu jumped out of the lay disciples, rushed up and grabbed Fang De's sleeve and said excitedly: "Father, mother, this Lord Lu is really amazing, the new gift he gave to master Gunpowder is much more powerful than the original old gunpowder, and stones as big as millstones were blown up and flew up."
"Already made it?" Fatty Lu wondered secretly, although the new black powder formula he gave Chen Jinnan was actually just changing the ratio of nitrate and charcoal, and using the best ratio to fully exert the power of the black powder. As long as there are raw materials, it is very easy to make. Easy, but Fang Shiyu said that Chen Jinnan and others had already conducted experiments, why didn't he hear the explosion?
Puzzled, Fatty Lu followed Fang Shiyu and other lay disciples all the way to the backyard gate of South Shaolin, then went into the woods, was led to the entrance of a tunnel in the woods, and after entering the tunnel, Fatty Lu Only then did I suddenly realize.It turns out that in the back mountain of Putian Shaolin Temple, there is only a large basement built on the back of a natural karst cave. Chen Jinnan and others experimented in the cave, and the people outside couldn't hear the sound of the explosion—but the people inside the cave must be miserable. Well, at least after Fatty Lu entered the cave, he saw several members of the Heaven and Earth Congregation who were constantly rubbing their ears.
Entering the widest part of the cave, two explosion sites immediately appeared in front of Fatty Lu. One explosion site was just some masonry debris and a slightly damaged large bluestone slab; the other explosion site was completely different. Not only were the traces of the explosion much larger, but the large rock used to test the power of the explosion also flew about ten steps away, and was broken in half from the middle.Standing between the two explosion sites, Chen Jinnan bowed his hands to Fatty Lu with a smile on his face and said, "Thank you, Mr. Lu, for your guidance. As you said, the new gunpowder prepared according to the formula you provided is indeed stronger than the original gunpowder." There is a lot of gunpowder."
"Master Chen, you're welcome." Fatty Lu, who was born as a top student in the chemical engineering department, said politely, and casually grabbed the new gunpowder that Master Zhiheng brought to him with a smile on his face. He shouted: "Master Chen, why are your gunpowder particles not sieved, and the sizes are so different, which affects the power of the explosion, don't you know?"
"What? Still need to be sieved?" Chen Jinnan was taken aback, and hurried over to ask Fatty Lu for advice.
"Of course it has to be sieved. If the particles are not uniform, the explosive power will be affected." Fatty Lu smiled wryly, so he had to teach Chen Jinnan how to sieve and polish the black powder, and asked Chen Jinnan to make the particles of the black powder uniform. Chen Jinnan Not daring to be negligent, I hurriedly took a pen and paper to write it down carefully, and thanked Fatty Lu again and again.
"Also, Chief Chen, where did the saltpeter and sulfur come from when your Taiwanese army deployed gunpowder?" After explaining how to make gunpowder granules, Fatty Lu casually asked about the source of gunpowder raw materials.
"Sulfur is easy to deal with. We have a lot of trade between Taiwan and Fusang, and there are many hot springs in Fusang, so we can easily buy sulfur." Chen Jinnan replied truthfully: "The saltpeter is troublesome. It is mainly collected from the old wall soil. , and digging nitrate in deep mountains and old forests. Some are imported from overseas, but the price of nitrate is too high, and we can’t afford much.”
"Forget it, I'm a good man and I'll do it to the end." Fatty Lu smiled wryly, and said to himself that no matter what, Taiwan's army is the most determined army to fight against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty. I help them and I also help myself.So, Fatty Lu had no choice but to say: "Mr. Chen, there is actually another local method to make nitrate. Although it is a bit dirty, this method has a stable and large source of nitrate for your Taiwan army. gone."
"Mr. Lu, please advise!" Chen Jinnan was overjoyed, and quickly picked up the pen and paper again.Fatty Lu looked around, and Chen Jinnan immediately came to his senses, and hurriedly greeted him: "Mr. Lu, the environment here is too bad, let's talk about it in the abbot's meditation room."
"Okay." Fatty Lu nodded, then turned to Fang De and Miao Cuihua's family with a smile and said, "Fang Daxia, Miao Nvxia, and Fang Shaoxia, are you interested in listening together?"
"Okay!" Of course Fang Shiyu couldn't wait to agree.Fang De and Miao Cuihua exchanged glances and finally nodded in agreement.
At that moment, under the guidance of Chen Jinnan, Master Zhitong and Zhiheng, Fatty Lu and Fang Shiyu's family returned to the abbot's meditation room in the backyard of Shaolin Temple. After sitting down, Chen Jinnan and Abbot Zhitong thanked Fatty Lu for their sins, He apologized to Fatty Lu for his suspicious and rude behavior before, but Fatty Lu was naturally extremely hypocritical and said he didn't care.In the end, Fatty Lu introduced to Chen Jinnan the method of extracting and purifying soil nitrate from the toilet soil. After spending a lot of saliva to introduce the details of each toilet soil nitrate in detail, Chen Jinnan and others all stared wide-eyed. .
"It's unbelievable." Chen Jinnan shook his head again and again, sighed and said: "This is simply incredible, thinking that there is such an expensive saltpeter hidden in the excrement of the toilet, if it weren't for Mr. Lu, you have just proved that you will not deceive Chen. , Chen really can’t believe what he said.”
"This method is already very common among foreigners, but foreigners deliberately don't tell us Chinese people." Fatty Lu said lightly: "In the three English islands thousands of miles away, the King of England has appointed a toilet officer to be responsible for collecting toilets. Soil-made nitrate is used to supply the army for use. In order to ensure the source of nitrate, the king of that country also promulgated a special law that prohibits the use of materials other than soil to pave the land for latrines.”
"Is there such a thing?" Chen Jinnan asked in surprise.Seeing Fatty Lu nodding seriously, Chen Jinnan shook his head and sighed again: "It's unimaginable, really unimaginable. If it wasn't for Mr. Lu's guidance, how could Chen have come up with such a miraculous method of making nitrate?"
Fatty Lu glanced triumphantly at Fang Shiyu, who was full of surprise and admiration, and then showed off after thinking for a while: "Master Chen, can you buy raw rubber juice from Nanyang in Taiwan?"
"You can buy it, why?" Chen Jinnan replied.
"When I was studying foreign culture, I also invented a weapon called the Molotov Cocktail." Fatty Lu didn't blush, and said shamelessly: "This weapon is not very useful in land battles, but in naval battles, It is especially applicable in close ship warfare. A dozen or so sailors can easily burn down a warship of the Tartar Navy by dropping bombs. If Master Chen needs it, I can also teach you, so that your Taiwanese navy Give the traitor navy of the Tartars a big surprise in the naval battle!"
"Lord Lu, you are the military god bestowed on us by the heavens of the Taiwan Army of Ming Dynasty!" Chen Jinnan, who had been completely overwhelmed by Fatty Lu, was ecstatic, and quickly grabbed Fatty Lu's hand, begging: "Master Lu, please teach me quickly ,quick!"
"In fact, this kind of weapon is very simple, and the materials are very easy to get." Fatty Lu showed off again, and handed over the Molotov cocktail incendiary bomb that was invented hundreds of years later to Chen Jinnan—just changed the viscous agent to After drinking the raw rubber juice, Chen Jinnan wrote down every detail in detail, and kept yelling and admiring Lu Fatty.
"Lord Lu, don't you want to go back to Yunnan, okay?" After putting down the brush, Chen Jinnan grabbed Fatty Lu's fat hand and begged, "You follow me to Taiwan. I will recommend it to Prince Yanping. Please use it to your advantage." !"
"Thank you, Mr. Chen, for your kindness, but I have some reasons that are inconvenient to say, so I really can't agree." Fatty Lu shook his head resolutely—the internal strife in the Taiwan army is very serious, and it is far inferior to the notorious but very united Wu Sangui army. Well, Fatty Lu doesn't want to go to Taiwan and die at the hands of his own people until the end of the mountain.
"Oh, really?" Chen Jinnan was disappointed.Fatty Lu couldn't bear it, so he had to say again: "But Mr. Chen, please don't worry. Although we are not going the same way, we will lead to the same goal. Our goal is to fight against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty, and expel the Tartars. I believe it will not take long. We can meet again on the anti-Qing battlefield, join hands to destroy the Qing, and fight against the Qing and restore the Ming!"
"Okay, I believe this." Chen Jinnan said seriously: "Lord Lu, although I have said it once, I still have to apologize again for my suspicion and guard against you before. I hope you can forgive me, Lord Lu."
"Master Chen, you are welcome. The Tartars are brutal and the traitors are rampant. You have to be careful." Fatty Lu said modestly, then turned to Fang De and Miao Cuihua and asked: "Fang Hero, Miao Nvxia, can you now?" Believe me, I'm not a traitor, right?"
"Lord Lu, I apologize to you for being rude." Fang De left the table and bowed down. Miao Cuihua also pulled Fang Shiyu to salute Fatty Lu, and said sincerely: "Lord Lu, I'm really sorry, we don't know right from wrong, we don't know right from wrong. Enemy and us, what an offense, please forgive me a lot.”
"It's a trivial matter, you don't need to be polite to Xia Fang and Xia Xia Miao." Fatty Lu said with hypocritical modesty, and then asked: "Then what do you think of what I told you before? To be honest, I am actually the first Seeing Fang Shaoxia, I admire him very much, and think he is a talented person, if you want, I can teach him everything I have learned in my life, and try my best to make him a talented person."
"This..." Although both Fang De and Miao Cuihua believed in Fatty Lu, they still hesitated to entrust their silly son to Fatty Lu as a student. If Fang De and Miao Cuihua knew that Fatty Lu was actually just trying to trick their precious son Fang Shiyu into using him as a thug and shield, they would definitely tear Fatty Lu to pieces right away.
"Fang Shaoxia, do you want to go to the capital and Yunnan with me?" Seeing that Fang De and his wife hesitated, Fatty Lu directly poured Fang Shiyu's ecstasy soup, and said with a smile, "If you go with me, then I will not only teach You have a lot of interesting things, and you can find more and better martial arts from the masters in the world, and even take you to the North Shaolin to play, would you like to?"
"I am willing, I am willing." Fang Shiyu, who had been looking forward to leaving his parents' side for a long time, agreed repeatedly, and then said: "Also, Master Lu, have you forgotten the roast suckling pig you promised me last time? Eat vegetarian food every day, and the birds have already faded out of your mouth."
"Of course I haven't forgotten." Fatty Lu laughed, and said, "To be honest, I've only eaten two vegetarian meals, and my mouth is almost full of birds. I also want to have a good meal of big fish and meat."
"Lord Lu, about this point." Fang De quickly grabbed his son and begged, "Let us husband and wife think about it for another night, please? Anyway, you will definitely not leave Shaolin Temple today. How about we give you an answer tomorrow?"
Fatty Lu smiled and nodded in agreement.Over there, Chen Jinnan first figured out the ins and outs of the matter, then stood up and said with a smile: "Think about Fang Daxia and Miao Nvxia, I think Mr. Lu is a good intention. Mr. Lu is a scholar of heaven and man, and Shiyu followed him You will definitely benefit a lot from being by my side, at least much better than learning from me. Alas, Shiyu and I can only learn some martial arts at most, but on the battlefield of life and death with thousands of troops, no matter how high the martial arts are, you can It doesn't do much good."
"Mr. Chen's advice is right, our husband and wife will seriously consider it." Fang De nodded and solemnly agreed.
"Well, you can think about it tonight." Chen Jinnan cupped his hands and said, "Master Lu, I have to deal with the corpses of Fu Honglie and others. I can't accompany you for today's dinner. Wait until tomorrow, and Chen will come again tomorrow." Ask you a lot."
"Dispose of Fu Honglie's body?" Fatty Lu suddenly had an idea, and said, "Wait a minute, Mr. Chen, I heard in Quanzhou that the current admiral of the Fujian Navy is the traitor Shi Lang who betrayed Lord Yanping. Fu Honglie and his gang of traitors Instead of burying his dead body for nothing, how about using it to let that traitor Shi Lang take the blame?"
"This is a good idea, what should I do?" Chen Jinnan asked happily.
"Let me think about it." Fatty Lu was about to start his immoral fat head, but he suddenly saw that it was completely dark outside the room, so he jumped up and rushed out, "No, it's already so late! This matter Take it easy, I forgot about someone, and with that little girl's stubborn temper, she must still be kneeling in the Daxiong Palace waiting for me to pick her up!"
(End of this chapter)
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