Quick Wear: Scumbag Instructions

Chapter 81 The Little Mermaid's "Fairy Tale" ([-])
With an ID card, Tzuyu is no longer a member of the Sanwu. At least with the ID card, she is a Chinese citizen and can enjoy the rights of a Chinese citizen.

An Qingzhi seems to be very busy recently, he is not in the basement most of the time, just in his absence, Tzuyu is also happy to relax.

No acting!

After getting her ID card, the first thing Tzuyu did was to look for a job. What could she do?

With no work experience or education, what can she do?

Ziyu lingered on the busy street, squatting on the side of the road dejectedly, thinking that Jiang Ziyu's life was just like the heroine Mary Su, how could she have ever done such a job as a job seeker!

Heartache!

To be a star?
Easy to expose!

Start a company and be a domineering female president?

no money!No IQ!

Finally, she suddenly saw an advertisement played on the big screen across the road, and the leading actor was Song Qingzhu!

Ziyu was dumbfounded and wanted to lick the screen!
She slapped her thigh, "I want to give birth to a monkey for the male god!"

Just do what she said, she first found the whirlwind entertainment where Song Qingzhu was, and with her great spirit of talking nonsense when meeting people, talking nonsense to the devil, finally!

Among tens of thousands of candidates, he entered the top ten.

However, this is not about being a star, but an application for an assistant position!

Song Qingzhu, as the actor and the most handsome man in the city, naturally has many fans, and a small assistant position is enough to make everyone excited.

Just like that, Ziyu got close to her male god Song!

On the last day of the interview, Tzuyu was waiting in the waiting room with nine others.

Song Qingzhu came. He was wearing casual clothes, put his hands in his pockets casually, and walked in with a blank expression.

However, no one in the house screamed!
Ziyu couldn't help being amazed, this quality is amazing!
The interview started, and soon it was Tzuyu's turn.

The assistant and Song Qingzhu wanted to eliminate Ziyu as soon as they saw her. Since Ziyu was the last one, there were only three of them left in the room.

"Male god, you can't do this!"

"Miss, you are not suitable."

"Which is inappropriate? Our three views, temper, and attributes are all so compatible, why is it inappropriate?"

"..."

When the assistant saw Ziyu, he remembered the scene of the two big men running on the beach that day.

He said sadly, "Miss, what do you want?"

Ziyu blinked, "I want to give birth to a monkey for the male god!"

The assistant raised his forehead, "little sister, do your parents know that you are like this?"

"I don't have parents."

"..., are you an adult?"

This is a good question, Ziyu complained fiercely in her heart, how does she know if the Little Mermaid is an adult?

But she still said calmly, "Don't worry, I'm an adult."

……

Song Qingzhu couldn't take it anymore, he put his hands on his chest, his eyes swept across her chest, "No, I refuse! I have a strong taste, and I like beautiful women with big breasts!"

The assistant on the side covered his face and wailed, and their film star was speechless!
Ziyu was taken aback, thinking her breasts were small!

Seeing that Ziyu didn't speak, Song Qingzhu immediately felt that something was going on, and continued to slander herself relentlessly, "I grind my teeth and snore when I sleep, and I don't like taking a bath. The most important thing is..."

Song Qingzhu took a deep breath, "I...don't lift it yet!"

Duang!

The little assistant fell to the ground and died!

Tzuyu held back a smile, "It would be better if you said that. It just so happens that you have so many problems, and I have small breasts. We... are made for each other! God, follow me!"

…… Come on, he wants to call the police!

　Today and tomorrow are two chapters, exhausted.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)