peach luck evil king

Chapter 297 Come on, big goose!
After listening to Xie Wanqiu's analysis, Zhao Shaolong's mood was extremely low again.

Everything is not going well!

I must not have looked at the almanac when I went out. Next time I go out to look for dog shit, stepping on it may change my luck.

After finishing speaking, Xie Wanqiu looked at Zhao Shaolong with an attitude of watching the show, made some red wine and kept shaking it in the glass, but he didn't take a sip, which was beyond the mark.

When Yin Baiyu said to take all the flags, Zhao Shaolong thought it was fun, and agreed with a slap on the head, but he didn't expect this to be a huge pit!
Now, Zhao Shaolong felt even more that this kid must have had his brains boiled in hot pot, no wonder he couldn't compete with Mo Wanqiu in the competition for the pavilion master.

Excluding the two flags for Mr. Hu and Yin Baiyu, there are still nine flags left in hand.No matter how hot these nine yams are, Zhao Shaolong has to carry them with him now, and can't just throw them away.

"Extending the head is a cut, and shrinking the head is also a cut. Shaolong, you might as well stretch your head out, at least the cut will be more beautiful." Xie Wanqiu said with a smirk, gloating over others' misfortune.

Under the heavy rain, Zhao Shaolong was upset and rubbed his face: "Okay, I'll go and wash my neck first. We'll talk about how to chop this knife tomorrow."

After taking another hot bath comfortably, Zhao Shaolong finally regained his soul.Lying on the bed, he felt that his limbs were about to fall apart. Zhao Shaolong fell asleep in three seconds. In his dream, he kept dreaming of Mo Wanqiu and Hu Qinglan, who were fighting fiercely for him.

……

This rain has never stopped.

It was almost noon the next day when Zhao Shaolong woke up in a daze, and groped to the side. The bed was empty, and he remembered that Yuan Ci was lying in the hospital.

He took out a soft thing from the quilt, took it out and saw that it was a big goose.The big goose was sleeping soundly, Zhao Shaolong poked it awake: "Big goose, wake up, wake up, don't sleep anymore, don't sleep so well."

The big goose snorted twice, woke up with its red eyes open, whined to Zhao Shaolong twice and then ran away, as if it was very uncomfortable.

Xie Wanqiu didn't know where he went early in the morning, and Third Master Hu also ran away without a trace.Mai Meng packed Zhao Shaolong's breakfast and he will come, it has already been half eaten by the big goose, save some vegetarian dishes that he doesn't eat.

"Damn rabbit, come out, I promise I won't beat you to death!" Zhao Shaolong cursed as he looked at the messy breakfast plate.

"Shaolong, what Xie Wanqiu said before he left made you always ready, what are you going to do?" Mai Meng, a good man at home, held a large bucket of dry-cleaned clothes from the hotel, and pushed the door to come.

Last night, after talking with Xie Wanqiu for a while, as soon as Zhao Shaolong woke up, he was worried about what to do with the eleven flags.

"Let me make a call and ask him." Zhao Shaolong walked to the window and called Xie Wanqiu.

Xie Wanqiu didn't know where it was, the voice was so noisy, Zhao Shaolong covered one ear and had to shout: "Hey, Brother Qiu, where are you? Why are you so noisy?!"

"Where I am is not important, what matters is where you are!" Xie Wanqiu was in a good mood and shouted, "There will be a large group of people looking for you soon, dress neatly, don't embarrass me!"

"Fuck, Brother Qiu, what did you do?!" Zhao Shaolong was startled, wishing he could reach in with his hand and strangle Xie Wanqiu to death.

"Tsk, the progress of the competition is too slow. I just contributed to the flames once. You don't know when you dare to tell about the flag. I'm at Qishan Radio Station now, and everyone in the whole mountain must have heard it now." Xie Wanqiu said that he was a little disdainful of Zhao Shaolong's timidity.

Damn, either Brother Qiu is crazy, or I haven't woken up yet.With a toothbrush in his mouth, Zhao Shaolong spat out the toothpaste and cursed at the phone: "Brother Qiu, are you still human? If I can't beat you to death, I really want to kill you."

"Right now only people from the yellow character group will come to you. The yellow character group is the weakest. You should test the waters first. Don't win too fast, I'll be right back." Xie Wanqiu finally told the truth, Probably don't want Zhao Shaolong to be under so much pressure.

Hearing what Xie Wanqiu said, Zhao Shaolong calmed down a little.After all, the six groups came together to make trouble, and the gods couldn't handle it.

But if there is only one yellow group, Zhao Shaolong still has some confidence in his own strength, and the ordinary little ones are definitely not his opponents.

Now I just hope that people in other groups will not become suspicious because of this.Zhao Shaolong scolded Xie Wanqiu while washing his face.

Hastily changed into pajamas and put on a coat.

"Thorn..."

There was a crisp sound of glass breaking, and Zhao Shaolong was about to cry while putting on his pants.Damn, you won't be here at this time, you won't even give me time to put on pants!

The more anxious I was, the worse the pants couldn't be worn, they were stuck at the knees and I couldn't lift them up.

Hide in the room and put on your pants!With a thought in Zhao Shaolong's mind, he hopped over like a kangaroo with his trousers in his hands, and a gust of wind hit him from behind.

Everyone is a member of the martial arts world, so it would be too obscene to sneak attack while others are wearing pants!
Before he had time to look back to see who the attacker was, Zhao Shaolong just thought, I am a girl's friend, so I can't lose face, so I jumped to the bedroom.

Mai Meng, who had packed his clothes, just rushed out. Seeing this scene, he was completely stunned.

"Who are you? Why did you hit my junior brother?" Mai Meng didn't care about other things, picked up the ashtray on the table and threw it at it.

It's still good, brother.Hearing Mai Meng's voice, Zhao Shaolong lifted his pants, feeling warm in his heart.

That gust of wind was about to hit Zhao Shaolong's back, but suddenly it was pulled back.Zhao Shaolong felt cold, no good, this person must have dealt with Mai Meng.With Mai Meng's kung fu, let alone one palm, a finger of an ancient martial artist can poke him into a sieve.

"Damn! If you dare to touch him, I will crush you!" Zhao Shaolong was furious in his heart, and his eyes were red.

Mai Meng was very aggressive just now, but when he saw that the attacker really turned to him, he immediately hid behind the table and dealt with the attacker, screaming ghostly: "If you have something to say, you can talk about anything... ah, ah, it hurts!" It hurts, my arm hurts, I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

Zhao Shaolong was afraid that the man would really hurt Mai Meng, so he shouted anxiously: "The yellow character flag is with me, if you want to let my brother go!"

A sinister voice came from behind: "What if I kill you two and then take the flag away?"

A bad premonition became stronger and stronger, Zhao Shaolong's hair was forced to fly upside down by the palm wind, he didn't care about whether he was wearing pants or not, the ancient martial aura in his hand condensed, and the air made a sharp whistling sound.

Want to kill Lao Tzu?I'm afraid you don't have that much life.

The two palms were ready, and he was about to turn around and hit him, but as soon as Zhao Shaolong let go, his pants fell to his ankles, he didn't pay attention when he turned around, and suddenly he was tripped by his pants and ate shit.

"Hahaha! Take your life!" The attacker laughed.

Zhao Shaolong fell so hard that his eyes were staring, the bridge of his nose seemed to be punched hard, a rush of blood rushed to his forehead, the pain was so painful that he just wanted to scold his mother, and he couldn't stand up for a while.The assailant just seized this opportunity, left Mai Meng alone, and slapped Zhao Shaolong with a slap.

Zhao Shaolong covered his nose, picked up his pants with one hand, and rolled on the spot, the place where he was lying turned into a big hole immediately.Rolling to the corner of the table, I felt a fluffy thing in my hand, it was a big goose.

"Fuck! The decision is up to you! Goose, bite him to death!"

Regardless of whether the goose is willing or not, Zhao Shaolong picked up the goose and threw it in the direction the assailant spoke.

The goose kept struggling with its four paws in the air, terrified, and finally landed on something, but it couldn't land steadily, and kept sliding downwards, so it hurriedly used its two big dies to stabilize itself.

"Ah! What is this!"

Just as Zhao Shaolong picked up his trousers and stood up, he saw that the assailant's face was covered in blood, and he tore off the goose from his face and threw it to one side, and a large piece of meat was brought out by the goose's big teeth.

Boom!
The goose hit the floor with a dull sound.This time the dead rabbit was so frightened that it shook its head and shrank under the sofa, not daring to show its head again.

With the little time that the big goose desperately bought, Zhao Shaolong finally pulled up his trousers and buckled his belt.Facing the blood-covered, ghost-like assailant who tilted his head, Zhao Shaolong smiled like Xie Wanqiu, tried his best to look decent enough, and said with a sneer, "You want to kill me? Come and try. "

After finishing speaking, it was as if a dragon came out of his palms, roaring and overturning the tables and sofas in the room, knocking the goose's ears upside down, blowing Mai Meng's hair upside down, and biting at the stunned assailant. go.

This chapter is typed easily, it seems to be extremely fast, but also seems to be extremely slow, the room seems to be extremely quiet, only the air is roaring.

"hiss……"

There was a faint sound of fabric tearing, and then the attacker's clothes were torn apart uncontrollably.The man who was still invincible just now, now there is not a trace of naked cloth left.

Unexpectedly, the undressing stunt that I had dreamed about for more than [-] years was successfully tested on a man first.Damn, shame on you!
"Ah!!!!" The screams of fear and humiliation echoed in the hotel.

Zhao Shaolong breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the big goose and threw it on his head: "Big goose, good brother rabbit, I'll invite you to eat barbecued pork later."

The assailant curled up in a ball, covered his vital parts, and hid behind the curtain.Zhao Shaolong took him out and looked him over carefully, he was just a very ordinary middle-aged man, his aura was not strong, it just took advantage of Zhao Shaolong's inability to lift his trousers.

"Don't kill me..." The man was trembling, and he was busy covering the three o'clock, and begging for mercy, his face was as pale as death, his face was stained with blood, and the two large teeth marks on his head were still bleeding.

"I don't like to fight and kill. If I wanted to kill you, you would have died long ago. Now I want to teach you some principles of life..." Zhao Shaolong straightened a sofa, pressed the man on the sofa and finished combing. After smoothing his hair, he said, "Listen, when someone else's pants aren't on properly, don't fucking sneak up on them."

(End of this chapter)