The happy life of the landlady

Chapter 222 The More and More Vicious Xu Lijuan

Ding Dong frowned immediately, and made a threatening sound of "Aww", grinding his teeth word by word: "You are discriminatory!"

"Oh." Xu Lijuan stretched out her hand, and rubbed Ding Dong against the table at a speed of "fast, accurate, and ruthless".

"I want to sue you, threatening the poor, innocent and weak..." Ding Dong, unable to escape Xu Lijuan's claws, curled up his body into a ball, and the sound of "呵呜" in his mouth represented anger, but he couldn't help but turned into enjoying himself very much. The "snoring" sound.

However, as a "big boss" in the machine world, Ding Dong felt that such a self was too worthless.So, from an angle that Xu Lijuan couldn't notice, she gave Xiao Q a threatening and warning look.

"Master." The next moment, Xiao Q contributed his white, tender and soft belly, rubbed it wantonly with Ding Dong, and said in his mouth: "I need to send Mr. Zhou's detailed information to those who are because of him. Is it in the hands of someone whose family has been ruined because of the information?"

"Of course." Xu Lijuan touched Xiao Q's head, then rescued Xiao Q from under Ding Dong's claws, followed by kissing Xiao Q's cheek, watching Xiao Q whose whole body turned red in an instant, said with a smile : "Little Q, you are my best helper."

Ding Dong's body arched slightly, showing his sharp minions, and said fiercely: "Hey, woman, even if you have a spring heart and can't find a way to vent it, don't get involved with me and Xiao Q, okay?"

"What are you talking about?!" Xu Lijuan rolled her eyes, jingled her fingers heavily and snapped her fingers: "It's terrible to be uneducated! In the future, I'd better watch less Lei dramas and study more about the history of the earth's development and the history of various countries in the world." Customs, lest one day you say things without common sense like today."

"Hoo... loo... loo..."

Ding Dang's eyes were tearing apart, if it wasn't for the fact that Xu Lijuan was just an ordinary human woman, she couldn't stand the tyranny of her mental power at all, and Xu Lijuan was still its host, if something happened to Xu Lijuan, it wouldn't be able to please it, it would definitely Let Xu Lijuan realize what is meant by "disaster comes from the mouth" and "if you don't do it, you won't die"!
Who is Jingdong?

It has always boasted that it is the most perfect plane trading system that Dr. X and his researchers spent 1000 years of painstaking efforts and energy to research. There is nothing in this huge universe that it does not know. It can be said to be truly intelligent. Overlord of the machine world.

This kind of it, attached to Xu Lijuan in her previous life, had a thorough understanding of the customs and habits of all countries and regions on the entire earth before she received enough activation energy. Geography, understanding harmony between people, understanding yin and yang, understanding gossip, understanding strange gates, knowing armor, strategizing, and winning thousands of miles away"!
As if Xu Lijuan didn't notice Ding Dong's anger, she lightly tapped her cheek and sighed, "Oh, the kitten has exploded..."

After the words fell, before Ding Dang could react, the taxi had already stopped at the gate of the compound, and Xu Lijuan also paid the fare, and quickly got out of the car with Ding Dang and Xiao Q in her arms.

"Dingdang, I haven't even gotten angry with you yet, you're angry at me..." Xu Lijuan scratched Dingdang's chin lightly, feeling the sound of "snoring" from Dingdang's mouth slowly subsided and became peaceful. Only then did many unequal treaties be promised in Ding Dong's accusing gaze and sobs of "嘤嘤嘤", and finally this scene was revealed.

In fact, Xu Lijuan once again thought to herself: Why is this kitten, Ding Dang, thinking more and more to be bullied?However, occasionally bullying, teasing, watching Dingdang's angry furry but showing an unknowingly cute little appearance is really the best activity for body and mind!

However, Xu Lijuan just walked to the gate of the courtyard, and she was greeted by a cry of sadness and anger in surprise: "Xiaojuan, you are finally back, I have been waiting for you for a long time..."

"Fifth brother, why are you here?" Xu Lijuan turned sideways quickly, avoiding Xu Deyu's bear hug, her eyes swiveled on Xu Deyu's suit that was splashed with unknown juice and wrinkled from sitting for a long time , and then stayed on the pile of dishes and bowls on the coffee table in the living room that hadn't had time to clean up, and a large pile of opened or unopened colorful retail packages of jerky that were randomly placed on the sofa and carpet.

Following Xu Lijuan's gaze, Xu Deyu also discovered the source of the confusion caused by himself. He couldn't help but scratched his head and ran over quickly. I came here without eating. When I stayed at home and had nothing to do, I watched TV and ate snacks, but I don’t know what happened. The more I ate, the hungrier I became. ..."

"However, isn't today the weekend? It's okay to say that grandpa, fourth uncle and fourth aunt are not at home. Why are you, who always likes to stay at home, missing? Come, come, let me be lenient for the confession, and strict for the resistance. Tell me, Who did you go out to have a big dinner with? Don't try to deceive me by saying that you just went out for a walk and met a few friends. I can clearly smell the smell of mutton hot pot coming from you. If I'm not wrong, you today I must be going to Xiyangyang Hot Pot City! I heard that they recently launched a new sheep scorpion hot pot. How does it taste? If it is delicious, let’s eat it tomorrow too? Let’s call Du Haoge and Du Haohan, and our family will be lively one time?……"

"Fifth brother, you are only 25 years old this year. You are at the best age for a man. Don't take care of your career and eat and sleep irregularly. You become the first person in our family to enter middle age."

The implication is that Xu Deyu already has the tendency of "eight mother-in-law". If he doesn't pay attention to maintenance, he will probably become the first person in the history of the Xu family to "decline before he gets old".

As early as the moment he entered the door, he jumped to the top of the TV, lay there, and Ding Dong, who had a panoramic view of everything with the convenience of the position, couldn't help but groan: "Fuck, when did the host become so vicious?"No wonder it was tragically reduced to defeat just now...

"..." Although I have seen Xu Lijuan's sharp tongue for a long time, but in the face of Xu Lijuan who has become more and more vicious recently, after considering all kinds of considerations, in the end, Xu Deyu can only bow down.

However, even so, Xu Deyu still did not give up the opportunity to defend himself: "Xiaojuan, I am the fifth diamond king who is well-known in the entire judiciary!"

"Fifth brother, your surname is not 'Wang', so you can't 'boast your own'."

Does this mean that he "sells melons by the queen, sells melons and boasts herself"?
The corner of Xu Deyu's mouth twitched, "Xiaojuan, although Fifth Brother is not a monk, he never lies."

"Then let's talk about it when you become a monk."

"..." This was Xu Deyu, who had been hit again and again. With a shake of his hand, the bag he had just packed fell to the ground again, and fell to pieces, and all the things inside rolled out.

After Xu Lijuan changed into her slippers, she found that the living room was becoming more and more chaotic as Xu Deyu tidied it up. She couldn't help shaking her head, stopping Xu Deyu from running to the balcony to get a mop, and said, "Fifth brother, let me do it."

"what?"

Xu Deyu blinked, and it took him a while to react. He looked at the living room that had become more and more chaotic after being cleaned up by himself, and then looked at the alarm clock on the wall. His eyes stopped at the number 35:[-] displayed on the alarm clock. Yes, my stomach also let out a "grunt" cry again in response to the occasion, and couldn't help but make a bitter face, and asked: "Xiaojuan, can you make it in time? Why don't I find a part-time worker and come back, and you go to the kitchen to cook, so as not to worry about it?" When Grandpa came back, he found the room in a mess and lost his temper."

"No, Fifth Brother, if you are in a hurry, go to Grandpa Fu's place to pick up Grandpa home, then call my father and mother and tell them to go home for dinner on time." The movement did not stop at all, but within a few minutes the messy living room was restored to its original state, only to be shocked by Xu Lijuan's extremely "dominant" behavior just now, and Xu Deyu, who had not had time to walk out of the room, was stunned again.

"Meow!" Ding Dong, who calmly watched the scene, stretched, then flicked his tail lightly, and jumped onto the sofa with a light figure.

During this period, Ding Dong also gave Xu Deyu a contemptuous look.

This? !

Even though he already knew that Dingdang's IQ was no worse than that of a ten-year-old child, and he had really felt the vigilance and intelligence of the little Tibetan mastiff that Xu Lijuan gave him, which he named Xiaohua, but once again, he saw the expression on Dingdang's face. The extremely anthropomorphic expression still made Xu Deyu rub his eyes involuntarily, suspecting that he didn't have a good rest last night, so he was dazzled enough to see the mocking and contemptuous expression on his behavior just now from the face of a kitten .

However, soon, Xu Deyu knew that he was wrong, because Ding Dong jumped on the back of the sofa chair, rolled his eyes at himself, and yelled "meow", and only missed saying directly: "You stupid idiot, why don't you hurry up and pay homage to Master Cat!"

Of course, what irritated Xu Deyu the most was that Xiao Hua, who followed him every step of the way, abandoned him without hesitation the moment he entered Xu's house. "Guardian" standing on the carpet, looking at him with an expression similar to Ding Dong.

What a heartache!

Xu Deyu touched his chest, and looked away with difficulty, not wanting to see this chilling scene again, turned around and walked out the door.

Just then, the living room phone rang.

"Fifth brother, help me answer the phone."

"Okay." Xu Deyu replied, looking at the strange but familiar mobile phone number on the screen, frowning slightly, but subconsciously picked up the phone with his right hand: "Hello."

Fu Jianbai on the other end of the phone was stunned for a while, and soon recognized Xu Deyu's voice, and asked, "Is Xiaojuan there?"

(End of this chapter)