The happy life of the landlady

Chapter 350 Hit a stick and give a jujube (2)

Then, Xu Deyu turned to Xu Lijuan again. At this moment, two fluffy ears popped out from the top of his originally smooth head, and the tail behind him kept swaying. He looked at Xu Lijuan expectantly and hopefully: "Little Juan, can I have another meal at noon today?"

"No problem." Xu Lijuan nodded sharply and said, "Fifth brother, the whole table will be filled with your favorite dishes."

Xu Deyu smiled until his eyes narrowed into a line, and then continued to ask Ai Ai bullyingly: "Then... is there afternoon tea?"

"Cough." Xu Lao glared at Xu Deyu, and he really didn't know how to teach Xu Deyu who was acting stupid all the time but didn't know it: "When did our family lose your food and drink? We know how to eat all day long! Eat! Eat! Eat!!! One day you will be satisfied to become a big fat man? At that time, let me see how you will have the face to go out to meet people!"

"Grandpa, my figure is very standard..." Xu Deyu hastily defended himself. As a new king of law and politics who is loved and admired by all women, he wants wealth, good looks, and power. Be powerful and powerful, and have a good figure, okay? !Why is it that he searched the entire capital like this and couldn't find a few diamond kings and fives, but in the eyes of Mr. Xu, he was belittled like this?
Although Xu Deyu swallowed the words that reached his throat in time, with the shrewdness of Mr. Xu, he still noticed this point, and after thinking about it, he understood Xu Deyu's unfinished words, so he no longer concealed his contempt and disdain, shrewd The small eyes looked up and down Xu Deyu like a searchlight, and it was only after seeing Xu Deyu that he stood restlessly that he finally revealed his thoughts: "Only you are pale and without a trace of blood, and you are so fragile that you can blow away in the wind. Body, can it still be a standard figure? Are you fooling me, or are you fooling yourself! Let me say, a person who is as strong and durable as Xiaobai, who can easily subdue a bunch of ferocious criminals, is the standard figure, okay? ?! What's more, Xiaobai has a beautiful and sexy bronze skin, and even has beautiful eight-pack abs and mermaid lines..."

Xu Deyu: "..." Grandpa, if you don't bring someone who hits people like this, with Fu Jianbai's body, you can't find another one in the whole capital!

and many more……

The tearful Xu Deyu who was stimulated by Xu's words suddenly raised his head. What did he hear just now?Sure enough, it was because he got up in the wrong posture this morning that he heard such terrifying words...

"Hmph!" Mr. Xu gave Xu Deyu, who was pretending to be an ostrich, a sideways glance, and he didn't bother to continue to make detours with Xu Deyu, and said bluntly: "Do you really think we will fall behind when we get older?! Tell you, if you really compare it, you will definitely Not my opponent!"

Xu Deyu: "..." Indeed, Grandpa, at least, it is absolutely impossible for me to say the words "abdominal muscle" and "mermaid line" in front of all the juniors like you, especially in front of Xu Lijuan.

In the end, it was still Xu Lijuan who rescued Xu Deyu again in dire straits.

"Grandpa, it's getting late, let's go for a run first."

"Okay." Mr. Xu nodded with a smile, and then gave Xu Deyu another hard look: "It's better for Xiaojuan to remind me, unlike some people who are in a daze all day long, and don't know that the head is long. What is it used for, and there is no detailed plan for what to do, and it is easy to be taken away by words... Tsk..."

"..." At this moment, the sadness in Xu Deyu's heart turned into a river, and he looked tearfully at the particularly handsome backs of Mr. Xu, Mr. Fu, Xu Ankang and Du Mengqi who had gone away until they disappeared from his sight. After a while, she silently withdrew her troubled, depressed and tangled eyes, and then looked at Xu Lijuan who was standing aside, smiling and waiting for her to recover and go out for morning exercises together, she was immediately caught by Xu Lijuan's heartfelt His concerned eyes were healed.

"Xiaojuan, it's better for you to treat me..." Xu Deyu rushed to Xu Lijuan in three steps at a time, and grabbed Xu Lijuan's arm, which was a touching word of complaint. Those words came from the heart, let The listeners were also moved to tears.

Of course, if Xu Deyu could stop pinching his thigh and force out a few tears to moisten his red eye sockets, it would be more convincing.

It is said that it is unbearable, and there is no need to bear it anymore. At this moment, Fu Jianbai personally practiced this sentence!

I saw Fu Jianbai stepped forward a few steps, grabbed Xu Lijuan's left arm with his right hand, and made a small grabbing movement with his left hand. His upper body moved slightly and easily inserted between Xu Deyu and Xu Lijuan. Then the other arm shook slightly, and his leg With a slight lift, Xu Deyu was successfully pushed aside: "Xiaojuan, grandpa, grandpa Xu, uncle and aunt have already run far away. If we don't start again, we will lag behind them by a long distance."

"Xiaobai!" Xu Deyu, who thought he knew Fu Jianbai's character pretty well, never thought that one day, Fu Jianbai would give up the all-powerful method of "air-conditioning" and use force directly!

If it weren't for the preliminary results of the training during this period, Xu Deyu would have fallen in front of the public, and there would be a gorgeous scene of dog eating shit!
If this is the case, this will become one of the few dark histories that Xu Deyu has had in the past 26 years. I don't know how long he will be ridiculed by his brothers and friends!

However, Fu Jianbai didn't seem to notice the slander in Xu Deyu's heart, and said without turning his head: "Xiao Wu, your skills still need to be improved. Starting tomorrow, I will make a new training plan for you."

"..." Xu Deyu rubbed his ears, dumbfounded—he dug a hole and buried himself?Or should it be regarded as a pond fish that was affected?

How come I didn't realize that Fu Jianbo was so stingy and possessive?You know, he is Xu Lijuan's elder brother—the kind of biological one, so what's the point of getting close to Xu Lijuan? !

Xu Deyu, who silently murmured a few words to Fu Jianbai again, rolled his eyes, ignored Fu Jianbai's warning and threatening gaze when he looked at him without hesitation, and went straight to Xu Lijuan, his ears and tail pricked up. Drooping down, she said pitifully: "Xiaojuan, this training is not accomplished overnight. A good training plan also needs to be developed step by step. The training during this period has exhausted all my energy and energy. Sometimes I was so tired that I would fall asleep standing there..."

Fu Jianbai glanced lightly at Xu Deyu, who started to dance when he mentioned the excitement, and silently added the intensity training that he didn't plan to add to the plan for the time being—this person's potential is endless. No one will know how capable they are until they are pushed to a desperate situation.

Of course, the biggest reason was that Fu Jianbai believed that Xu Lijuan would not be confused by Xu Deyu's words, so he easily agreed to Xu Deyu's request.

Sure enough, as Fu Jianbai expected, even though Xu Deyu talked nonsense for nearly 10 minutes, and didn't stop until his mouth was dry and he took out water from his backpack to drink, Xu Lijuan shook her head with a look of He said suspiciously: "But, fifth brother, I see that you are very energetic every day, and sometimes you even talk on the phone with your friends until midnight..."

"Ah?..." At this moment, Xu Deyu was glad that he had swallowed the water in his mouth, otherwise, he would have choked!
"Xiaojuan, you..." The rest of the words came to his throat, but under Xu Lijuan's half-smile eyes and Fu Jianbai's gloomy eyes, Xu Deyu couldn't say it smoothly.In the end, he could only shrug his shoulders, spread his hands, and with the idea of ​​breaking a can, he asked neatly: "Don't tell me, you haven't rested so late."

"Fifth Brother, you're thinking too much!" Xu Lijuan rolled her eyes and said word by word: "If you want to know when you went to bed at night, all you need to know is who you called last time and how long it took you to talk." Guess it!"

"This is impossible..." Xu Deyu couldn't believe that the phone in the room revealed his daily schedule, but Xu Lijuan has always been a real person who "says one thing, and another person says two". There is no need to deliberately lie to him, so...

Thinking of this, Xu Deyu suddenly raised his head, looked at Xu Lijuan expectantly and hopefully, even the drooping ears stood up again, and his tail kept wagging. Pry out the "truth" from inside, so that he doesn't have to worry about what information he wants to investigate and track in the future...

Xu Lijuan shook her finger: "Fifth brother, this is my exclusive skill, even if I tell you, you can't learn it."

"Impossible!" Xu Deyu didn't believe Xu Lijuan's words at all. Although he was not a genius with an IQ of over 200, he was born into a family, received elite education since childhood, and the job he did after graduation. Mature, smarter, more aware of the golden mean and trade-offs.And these ways of dealing with people may not be understood by some people in their entire lives.

"Or, I'll teach you when I come back later. If you can't learn it, then..." Xu Lijuan tilted her head, watching that after such a long sentence, her steps still didn't stop, and even her face didn't appear. Xu Deyu, who has changed so much, once again felt the impact of the "step-by-step training method" on the human body.

"Okay!" Xu Deyu was waiting for these words. At this moment, he finally got Xu Lijuan's approval, and he rushed forward with his feet, leaving only Xu Lijuan and Fu Jianbai who were left behind by him. They looked at each other, then Qiqi shook their heads, chuckled, and quickened their pace.

"..." Ding Dang, who watched this scene from the sidelines, lifted his chin slightly, his face full of pride and pride: Xu Lijuan was able to learn the news so accurately, thanks to the help of it and Xiao Q!And this kind of cheating is not something that Xu Deyu can learn if he wants to. It is a candle for Xu Deyu who was tricked by Xu Lijuan and Fu Jianbai again!

(End of this chapter)