My servant in the Tang Dynasty is Li Shimin

Chapter 103 Life is like a play, all depends on acting skills
Du Ruhui froze in place, looking at the two kneeling in front of him, his heart was full of galloping horses!

No, this is too real!

If possible, he really wanted to pick up the two bastards in front of him and beat them up!
Article [-] of the Code of Conduct for Senior Officials of the Tang Dynasty - If the situation is wrong, you must take the initiative to admit your mistakes in front of His Majesty as soon as possible, which can often reduce major incidents to minor ones.

The most critical point of this article is - the first time!

Admitting this thing is really in order!

Du Ruhui wanted to vomit blood. He knew that he had once again miscalculated how shameless Fang Xuanling and Changsun Wuji were.

Just as he was annoyed, Li Shimin's voice suddenly sounded:
"Don't say it's useless, come and give me an answer!"

"If you don't make up a reasonable explanation for me today, tomorrow there will be a rope of yours on the beam of Tai Chi Palace!"

Du Ruhui's expression froze, and he quickly knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, I'm just out of my mind."

However, before he finished speaking, Fang Xuanling and Changsun Wuji shouted in unison:

"I am willing to accept the punishment!"

Article [-] of the Code of Conduct for Senior Officials of the Tang Dynasty.
"Enough! You guys are going too far."

Du Ruhui couldn't take it anymore, and he didn't care about 21. He stepped forward, picked up the collars of these two guys, and shouted angrily:
"You two sluts, did you deliberately mess with my mentality!"

Fang Xuanling and Changsun Wuji blinked, feeling a little guilty.

The fact is indeed like this. Outside the imperial study room, the two had a heart-to-heart exchange with the old fox through their eyes, and quickly reached three consensuses.

This trip must be abnormal!

His Majesty is likely to be furious!
If His Majesty is furious, then there must be an unlucky guy who takes the blame!
And who is this unlucky guy?

Hey!
After confirming the eyes, he is a person who can get along with others!
This is awesome!
Thinking back to the present, looking at the furious Du Ruhui, the two old foxes were silent for a moment, and then wept again.

"Keming, should we confess our guilt to His Majesty?"

"Could it be that in your eyes, it's wrong for us to do this?"

As they spoke, tears still flowed from their eyes, and they even pretended to look at Li Shimin casually.

The angle must be chosen well, so that His Majesty can only see a trace of tears, and it can't be too deliberate.

Deliberately, it is not perfect.

"Ahh! I can't stand it!"

Du Ruhui couldn't bear it anymore, he didn't want to talk to these two teasers any more, but directly moved his hands and feet.

For a moment, the three ministers of the Tang Dynasty wrestled together and became a ball.

If people outside know about this scene, they will be so surprised that they doubt their lives.

Seeing such a wonderful scene, Li Shimin was also dumbfounded, and immediately said angrily:

"Okay, you three guys, stop acting in front of me!"

"If you want to fight, fight quickly! Do you want me to set a reward? The two losers will hang in front of the Tai Chi Palace for a day and a night!"

After speaking, Li Shimin shook his sleeves and sat down again, as if watching a play.

"This"

"Your Majesty, this is not good."

Fang Xuanling, eldest grandson Wuji, and Du Ruhui smiled contemptuously.

They also stopped their hands, as if the tension just now was just an illusion.

"Ha ha!"

Li Shikuang rolled his eyes and sneered:

"As expected of Fang Mou Du Juan, the eldest grandson is a Yin man, and his schemes are all set in one set."

At this point, how could Li Shimin fail to see the calculations of these three funny comparisons.

Fang Xuanling and Changsun Wuji wanted to cast the blame on Du Ruhui, but Du Ruhui was not a vegetarian, so he broke the situation with one move and dragged Fang Xuanling and Changsun Wuji into trouble again.

All I can say is, it's amazing!
But even though he knew the strategy of these three guys, Li Shimin had to admit that they succeeded.

At least, Li Shimin was not so angry anymore.

"Actually, if you can explain this kind of thing clearly to me face to face, I won't take it too seriously."

"After all, the legs are on that big dog's body. If you can trick him into the court, that's your skill. I'm quite happy."

"But you three veterans just sneaked off to Lantian County without even telling me, and you went together!"

"What's wrong? Could it be that you are so afraid of me?"

As Li Shimin said, resentment rose in his heart again, and his face immediately darkened.

It turned out that what His Majesty was really angry with was that he and others didn't take him to play!Bully!

Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji, and Du Ruhui each took a sneak peek at Li Shimin, and they immediately knew it.

"Your Majesty, it is our crime to deceive you, and we are willing to be punished without any complaint." Fang Xuanling spoke first.

"It's just that the imperial court still needs to reform the bureaucracy and carry out various political affairs. If we are hanged upside down in the Taiji Palace, many things will be delayed." Changsun Wuji added.

"In this way, many things in the court will be chaotic."

"Actually, our old face and bones are not particularly important, but in this way, if something happens to us, it will be so hard for the common people in the world!"

Du Ruhui added the last sentence.

Immediately, the three of them said in unison: "So, Your Majesty, just punish us!"

"Even if it becomes numb because of this, we will get up and fulfill any will of His Majesty!"

This fits perfectly!
Li Shimin looked at the three people whose faces were filled with pity and righteousness, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

This is really amazing!

In the end, he could only touch his forehead and sigh: "That's all! That's all!"

"This time it's my warning to you."

"Next time, it's not as simple as hanging upside down in the Taiji Palace, but hanging on the Chengtian Gate!"

"Since you are not in good health, I don't require a day and a night, just one hour is enough. In order to prevent you from taking chances, I will ask someone to tie the rope later."

"When the time comes, I'll show all the people in Chang'an how ugly you three old foxes are!"

What the hell!

So vicious?

Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and Changsun Wuji all trembled when they heard the words.

Your Majesty's move is too insane!
Isn't it just grabbing a big dog?The friendship between their monarchs and ministers is gone like this?
Do you still talk about Wende?
However, although they were very worried on the surface, in their hearts, the three of them became more determined to win over Wang Yuan.

As long as Wang Yuan is willing to enter the court, His Majesty may not have time to pay attention to them at that time, because the fact of revealing his identity is enough for His Majesty to eat.

And even if it is really punished, so what?
For a god-like person like the son, after passing this village, that shop will disappear!

For this, they are worth any price!
Li Shimin probably never imagined in his dreams that his punishment and warning strengthened the confidence of the three of them.

(End of this chapter)