My servant in the Tang Dynasty is Li Shimin

Chapter 249 Good Tea!

"The Prince"

"kiss"

The mountain wind was blowing, blowing on this pair of men and women who embraced "affectionately".

Li Lizhi is full of affection, her big eyes are full of tenderness, like the water of a lake, tolerant of everything, making one unable to resist sinking.

"Stop talking, the wind was too strong just now, I didn't hear anything!"

Wang Yuan looked "cautious", looking at the beautiful figure who was slowly approaching, with cold sweat on his forehead.

This girl is more and more like her mother, especially the look in her eyes, which is almost printed from the same mold.

so horrible!

"Why don't you say it again? Make it clearer?"

"I######"

Li Lizhi was completely enraged, and the emotions that had finally been brewed broke down again, and she kicked Wang Yuan's knee with a small kick!

And not once, but several times quickly!

Fast multiple hits!
Wang Yuan: "."

"Ahhh!"

His reaction was very real, he half-kneeled on the ground, grinning his teeth in pain, feeling like his knees were about to burst!
This girl, when did kicking hurt so much?
Really, it broke!

"Prince Wang!"

Seeing Wang Yuan's painful appearance, Li Lizhi's heart trembled immediately, and she let go of the latter.

"Are you OK?"

"I'm so excited just because I like you so much."

As she said, her little face was full of guilt.

Wang Yuan waved his hand reluctantly to interrupt, and said seriously:

"Stop talking, the wind is too strong today, I didn't hear anything."

"If you're really guilty, just pretend nothing happened."

"I fuck######" Li Lizhi became furious again, so angry that her chest was about to explode.

Is she that ugly?

Why does the prince despise himself so much?
"Ahhhh!"

"Stop hitting! Help!"

"Help! The little maid is devouring the Lord!"

This night, the fireworks came and went, and the screams on Yuhuang Mountain also came and went!
The next morning, just as the sun was rising, the exhausted Wang Yuan was forced to hold Li Lizhi's little hand and walk down the Jade Emperor Mountain with a big bag on his head.

He stared at a pair of dark circles under his eyes, his eyes were full of bewilderment and bewilderment.

Obviously, the two had a brutal, bloody, fierce life-and-death battle last night, and in the end, Wang Yuan was defeated miserably.

As a result, Wang Yuan closed himself in place.

He actually couldn't beat a little girl!

"Great, from now on, I will be your wife, Prince Wang."

"We can be together forever!"

Li Lizhi's face was flushed with excitement.

For her, last night was a day when she really mustered up her courage, because she had forcibly dealt with Wang Yuan completely!

That's right, that's the way to do it!
Raw rice is cooked into cooked rice!
He can't escape anymore!

Wang Yuan: "."

how to say?

as long as you are happy.

He wanted to scratch his head, but accidentally touched the swollen bump on the top of his head, and he grinned his teeth in pain.

It hurts!

This girl is too cruel!

Last night, he was knocked unconscious all of a sudden, and then fell asleep in his arms.

After all, she was still too young to think that sleeping together was husband and wife.

Wang Yuan didn't bother to explain, so as not to save the girl from being cold next time, Wang Yuan couldn't stand it.

Again, as long as you are happy.

And when Li Lizhi found out that Wang Yuan didn't reply, she immediately pouted.

Really, Prince Wang is really a wooden man!

They have become husband and wife, and they still look like they are in love with each other.

With different moods, the two came to the foot of the mountain and got into the carriage.

"Get up! Send us back!"

Looking at the snoring coachman in the carriage, Wang Yuan urged angrily, very dissatisfied.

He was chased to death by this girl in Yuhuang Mountain last night, and almost encountered an accident.

Fortunately, the coachman fell asleep and was still snoring!
Sure enough, people's sorrows and joys are completely incompatible.

The coachman, who was dozing off at first, immediately woke up when he heard the words, nodded quickly and said:
"Okay! Let's go right away."

But after finishing speaking, the smile of the sober coachman became weird, even a little "wretched".

He saw the two of them holding hands, Wang Yuan's "qi and blood deficiency" appearance, and Li Lizhi's "resentful" appearance, and he blinked immediately.

In just a moment, he completely understood.

Unexpectedly!

Unexpectedly!

Prince Wang is so young, so imaginary!

It's only been one night, so that's it?
Is it because there is too much money, so the indulgence is too much?
Immediately, the coachman looked at Wang Yuan with pity.

As a man, this is so sad.

Wang Yuan: "."

"Please stop imagining, turn on the voice in the team, and give me a reason to beat you to death."

Hearing this, the coachman's expression froze, and he began to smile.

"Haha~"

But he hesitated for a while, and quietly leaned forward, whispering:
"My lord, in fact, nothing can be cured."

"I heard that the antlers are very nourishing and can make you regain your glory continuously. How about I go get one now and try?"

"Get out of here!"

Wang Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked the coachman out!
How did he accept such a servant?
But the next moment, because of too much movement, the old knee injury recurred, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

What the hell!

Cracked knee!

"Wow!"

"Prince Wang, your kidney really needs to be replenished!"

"One kick is useless."

Outside the car, the driver's voice sounded again, full of concern.

"shut up!"

Wang Yuan was furious!
"Hahaha!"

Li Lizhi couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed heartily.

In fact, she didn't quite understand what kidney deficiency was, but she felt an inexplicable joy when she saw the prince deflated.

Amidst Wang Yuan's roar and Li Lizhi's chuckle, the carriage finally set off.

The journey was very safe, except for the coachman who was still talking about it, Wang Yuan was basically not disturbed by other things.

As for Li Lizhi, who seemed to have won a big victory last night, she also calmed down rarely at this time, snickering in her own small world.

After half an hour, they returned to the edge of Qiantang Lake.

And the cruise ship is already waiting here.

The two stepped onto the cruise ship and held hands, Wang Yuan didn't want to do this either, but Li Lizhi refused to let go.

I can only let her go.

As expected, he immediately attracted a "weird" look of good deeds.

"Before you speak, you need to think about a question."

Wang Yuan looked at the crowd with a fierce look in his eyes:
"Do you want to contribute to improving Datang's unemployment rate?"

Everyone: "."

Immediately, all eyes were turned away.

"Wow!"

Li Lizhi looked adoring: "My lord, I've lost my studies again."

"You're welcome, it should be."

"The prince, did the fireworks shoot out from those boats last night?"

Li Lizhi pointed to the small boats in the lake: "Last night, how many boats were there?"

"Ten ships, a total of 120 fireworks."

After Wang Yuan finished speaking, he added another sentence in his heart.

A total of six thousand destiny points!
A firework actually costs [-] fate points, it's a robbery!

"Prince Wang~"

Li Lizhi's eyes were dim with tears, expressing that she was touched again.

There were actually 120 rounds. No wonder her heart was beating non-stop last night and she couldn't sleep all night.

It turned out that they were all noisy.

Hmm~ it must be like this.

She looked confused, her pretty face was flushed, her heart was trembling, and she said shyly:
"Then, prince, why don't we kiss like other couples?"

She wants to finish what she didn't finish last night.

"no!"

Wang Yuan firmly shook his head.

"Why?" Li Lizhi was taken aback for a moment, not understanding why Wang Yuan still rejected her.

"Because you have bad breath and I have cleanliness."

Wang Yuan is very serious.

Li Lizhi: "."

"I type #####"

Bang!
The cruise ship docked, and stopped completely after a slight touch.

At this moment on the island in the middle of the lake, as soon as the cruise ship docked, Li Shimin and Empress Changsun, who had been waiting for a long time, appeared gritted their teeth.

This time, they really couldn't bear it anymore and decided to take a deep breath.

In order to take revenge successfully, they even controlled Wang Yuan's servants.

"Uncle Ming!"

Wang Yuan, with two bags on his head, was very conscientious as soon as he got off the boat, and immediately shouted Uncle Ming's name.

However, there was no response.

After scanning around, I immediately found dozens of lively "zongzi" on the side, each of which was tightly tied.

Wang Yuan: "."

"Girl, hold me tight!"

Wang Yuan immediately turned his head and looked at Li Lizhi with a smile on his face.

"it is good!"

Li Lizhi's little heart stopped beating instantly.

Immediately, the two held hands and came to the wooden house.

"Wang Yuan!"

"Xiao Le."

Here, Empress Changsun and Li Shimin wanted to be furious, but after seeing this scene, their eyes widened immediately!

How is this going?

Their daughter is actually holding hands with Wang Yuan?
What the hell! ?
Is this development too fast?

"Lao Li, Madam, good morning!"

Wang Yuan greeted with difficulty, and even stuttered.

After all, it was too embarrassing for him to be beaten by a 12-year-old girl, so he wanted to explain slowly.

But before he started to explain, Li Lizhi blushed and said softly:
"Yeah, Auntie, I'm sorry, I'm already a prince's man."

Wang Yuan: "???"

Snapped!
"You bastard!"

Lao Li couldn't bear it any longer, he stepped forward and slapped him with a slap.

Even though Wang Yuan is really outstanding, Li Shimin still can't accept it, he has a feeling that the cabbage he raises has been gouged by a pig!

"Yeah, stop hitting me."

"We were last night, last night, last night already."

Li Lizhi explained again, but when it came to the back, maybe she was too ashamed, her head was already lowered to her lower abdomen.

Damn!

so shy!
Snapped!
Empress Changsun stepped forward and slapped her too.

Wang Yuan: "#%￥￥#&"

"Little girl, can you speak clearly and tell me what you did to me last night. If you talk like this, I will be beaten to death by you."

"How can such a thing be said?"

Li Lizhi blushed even more.

"Prince, you are so bad!"

How could she say something like hitting the prince unconscious with a stone?

Huh huh~
Snapped!
Snapped!
The old Li couple, who couldn't bear it anymore, went straight to the mixed doubles!
“Good tea!”

Wang Yuan's face was swollen, and he gave this girl a big thumbs up.

"Okay, listen to my explanation!"

He directly admitted defeat. Although it was embarrassing, he could only tell the whole story himself.

In fact, there is no way to do this. If he doesn't say anything, he will be beaten to death.

"It happened, that's how it is."

After a while, Wang Yuan can be considered to have explained the matter clearly.

As expected, Li Lizhi was so ashamed that she just slipped away.

"My lord, I'm really sorry."

Empress Changsun was very embarrassed and apologized earnestly.

They were angry for a long time and slapped them for a long time, but in the end it was their own daughter who took the initiative to bully her.

Moreover, it still failed!

"So, you really misunderstood."

Wang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, this shit can be regarded as explained clearly.

Snapped!
Wang Yuan covered his face, looking at Lao Li who slapped him again out of nowhere, he was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

"Lao Li, why do you want to beat me even though I have explained it clearly?"

"what?"

Li Shimin was taken aback for a moment, and then showed an embarrassed smile: "Did you explain it just now?"

"Sorry, I didn't hear clearly, I just think it's really cool to slap like this!"

"How about you let me try again?"

Wang Yuan: "."

(End of this chapter)