My apprentice is a bit too much
Chapter 60 1 Big and 1 Small
Chapter 60
"Lu Xiaoming, you're like this..." Hu Yifei said.
"Do you think I'm going too far?" Lu Xiaoming turned around.
"No, I just think that they are all masters of the Huang rank. Although I don't understand them, I can see that they are difficult to deal with. I am worried about that Iron Sand Gate..." Hu Yifei stammered.
"Oh? Are you worried that the mysterious master will come to trouble me?" Lu Xiaoming felt a little better.
Concubine Hu Yi turned her head away, "Who is worried about you? It is our police's duty to maintain law and order. Of course I don't want social turmoil."
"Don't worry." Lu Xiaoming turned his head to look at Concubine Hu Yi, "Those who endanger social order, if they don't come to me, I will go to them."
"After all, my Xuanming Company will open soon, and I don't want to have such an unstable factor when it opens." Lu Xiaoming's eyes revealed a gleam.
"Xuanjie, Xuanjie!" Lu Xiaoming clenched his fists and thought to himself, "With 72 supernatural powers, I'm really not afraid of Xuanjie masters, but I haven't made a breakthrough in my own kung fu, the Dayan Tiandao Jue. I went back to retreat once, although the cultivation method I newly experimented is a bit... painful."
"No!" Concubine Hu Yi blurted out.
"I heard from them that a Xuan-level master must be very dangerous. We'd better call the police and leave it to the police." Concubine Hu Yi completely lost her composure.
"Call the police?" Lu Xiaoming smiled, looking at Concubine Hu Yi, "No wonder people say you have big breasts and no brains, are you stupid? You are the police, and I am the national special guard. Who do you want me to call the police?"
"Ah." Concubine Hu Yi also reacted, but then immediately pinched her waist and said, "Who do you say has big breasts and no brains?"
Lu Xiaoming was stunned, "No, no, I was wrong, your breasts are not big at all, nothing special, nothing special!"
Lu Xiaoming quickly surrendered!
"Lu! Little! Ming!" Concubine Hu Yi broke out, "How dare you say my breasts are small!"
Hu Yifei herself is a master black belt in Taekwondo.
Bang!
Concubine Hu Yi kicked Lu Xiaoming on the waist.
"Hey, Concubine Hu Yi, why are you crying?" Lu Xiaoming was stunned, "I was wrong, so it's not enough, I said you can't do it with big breasts, and you don't want to have small breasts, what exactly do you want?"
"How about this, can you have one big breast and one small one?" Lu Xiaoming's eyes lit up, "Yes, one breast is big and one small, your buttocks are round and flat, and your legs are long and long. short."
"Oh, I'm so smart, I'm a genius!"
Lu Xiaoming jumped up and down, "praising" Concubine Hu Yi vigorously, he had heard that women are contradictory, no matter what you say, women can always pick out the thorns.
But now, Lu Xiaoming feels that this world-class problem has been solved by himself.
"You..." Concubine Hu Yi was so angry that she was speechless, with tears in her eyes, "Bastard, I... I sprained my ankle."
"Are you twisted?" Lu Xiaoming just remembered that he just cast Vajra Indestructible, Hu Yifei kicked him, it's no different from kicking on a rock, it's strange that his feet didn't get hurt.
Lu Xiaoming ran over quickly, grabbed Hu Yifei's ankle, and began to take off her shoes.
"You, what are you bastard doing!" Concubine Hu Yi panicked. He originally wanted Lu Xiaoming to take her to the hospital, but this bastard took off her shoes directly.
"We didn't see anything." Zhang Sanfeng and Guo Xiang tilted their heads.
"Ah, look what's wrong, isn't it just a pair of feet? Wow, Concubine Hu Yi, have you even put makeup on your feet? Why are they so white and tender? Sure enough, women are willful." He took out the elixir from his pocket and applied it to Concubine Hu Yi.
After such a long time, Lu Xiaoming gradually understood the elixir of Taishang Laojun.
After rubbing the ointment on it, Concubine Hu Yi felt the sprained area feel cool, and she recovered immediately.
Although he was very surprised in his heart, he was more ashamed and angry. This Lu Xiaoming was the first person who dared to "molest" himself repeatedly.
Suddenly, Concubine Hu Yi screamed.
"what!"
"What's the matter, isn't it alright? It shouldn't be." Lu Xiaoming looked at Concubine Hu Yi.
"No, the place where the ointment was applied is healed, but the soles of the feet still hurt a little?" Concubine Hu Yi frowned and said.
"Oh, it's okay, here, I'll give you the ointment, and you can just apply it yourself, and apply it wherever it hurts." Lu Xiaoming looked smug.
"It's inconvenient for me not to be able to reach it myself, please help me look at it." Hu Yifei said.
"Well, women are really troublesome." Lu Xiaoming lifted Hu Yifei's feet and looked at the soles of Hu Yifei's feet seriously.
"No, are you sure the soles of your feet hurt?" Lu Xiaoming was a little puzzled.
"How is it possible, it really hurts, you should take a closer look." Concubine Hu Yi frowned and said.
"Okay, okay, I'll take a closer look, luckily your feet don't smell bad." Lu Xiaoming's face was almost on Concubine Hu Yi's feet, but he still didn't find any problems.
At this moment, Concubine Hu Yi showed a wicked smile.
"Big! Power! Jin! Gang! Feet!"
Hu Yifei took aim and kicked someone's flat face.
"Ah! I'm fighting with you, my handsome face is Yuxuan's gentle and gentle..." Lu Xiaoming stood up.
"Hey, Guo Xiang, Zhang Sanfeng, why haven't you left yet?" Lu Xiaoming turned around and said.
"Master, how can you be so frivolous." Guo Xiang lowered her head and said falteringly, "In our place, women's feet cannot be looked at or touched casually. If you touch them, you will marry someone."
"what!"
Two shouts came from the mouths of Hu Yifei and Lu Xiaoming at the same time.
"How could I marry her!"
"I'm not going to marry him!"
"What did you say?" Concubine Hu Yi was angry.
"Well, I didn't mean that. By the way, I have something else to do. I'm leaving." Lu Xiaoming pulled Zhang Sanfeng and Guo Xiang and ran away.
……
Green Mist Mountain!
Lu Xiaoming stood there silent, no one dared to speak.
Jiang Zhahui paid the elixir and he was already very well, so he also stood below.
"Dragon Snake Squad!" Lu Xiaoming shouted.
"Here!" The Dragon Snake Team replied in unison.
"There are still ten days until the opening of Xuanming Company. I will give you seven days to break through to a master of the Huang rank according to my skills." Lu Xiaoming's words carried an undeniable taste.
Everyone was surprised.
Seven days of yellow rank!It's almost impossible.
"I know it's hard. You don't have to eat or sleep. You can hang your head on the beam, pierce your ass, smell the chicken and dance. I don't care. I just want to see the result. If you can't achieve it..."
Lu Xiaoming smiled mischievously, "Then I can only use pills to forcefully hit you to the yellow rank, but such a breakthrough will make it even more difficult to improve later, unless...you will be my training partner every day."
"That...boss, I'm off to practice."
"Ah... in order not to be a training partner, I worked hard!"
……
The Dragon Snake Squad dispersed except for Black Viper.
"Brother Black Viper, don't worry, I'm also going to retreat this time, and I'll give you a surprise when I get out."
Lu Xiaoming patted Heiwei on the shoulder.
Hei Viper smiled, but he knew in his heart that Lu Xiaoming was probably just comforting himself, how could he still achieve something in martial arts since he suffered an incomplete meridian in his arm.
Sighing, Lu Xiaoming revealed an expression that life would be worse than death.
"Why do I want to break through? I'm so much more male than others. It seems that I really have to use this method." Lu Xiaoming pursed his lips, unable to choose the first command.
The public toilet in Cuiyanshan Park was officially requisitioned by Lu Xiaoming today!
(End of this chapter)
"Lu Xiaoming, you're like this..." Hu Yifei said.
"Do you think I'm going too far?" Lu Xiaoming turned around.
"No, I just think that they are all masters of the Huang rank. Although I don't understand them, I can see that they are difficult to deal with. I am worried about that Iron Sand Gate..." Hu Yifei stammered.
"Oh? Are you worried that the mysterious master will come to trouble me?" Lu Xiaoming felt a little better.
Concubine Hu Yi turned her head away, "Who is worried about you? It is our police's duty to maintain law and order. Of course I don't want social turmoil."
"Don't worry." Lu Xiaoming turned his head to look at Concubine Hu Yi, "Those who endanger social order, if they don't come to me, I will go to them."
"After all, my Xuanming Company will open soon, and I don't want to have such an unstable factor when it opens." Lu Xiaoming's eyes revealed a gleam.
"Xuanjie, Xuanjie!" Lu Xiaoming clenched his fists and thought to himself, "With 72 supernatural powers, I'm really not afraid of Xuanjie masters, but I haven't made a breakthrough in my own kung fu, the Dayan Tiandao Jue. I went back to retreat once, although the cultivation method I newly experimented is a bit... painful."
"No!" Concubine Hu Yi blurted out.
"I heard from them that a Xuan-level master must be very dangerous. We'd better call the police and leave it to the police." Concubine Hu Yi completely lost her composure.
"Call the police?" Lu Xiaoming smiled, looking at Concubine Hu Yi, "No wonder people say you have big breasts and no brains, are you stupid? You are the police, and I am the national special guard. Who do you want me to call the police?"
"Ah." Concubine Hu Yi also reacted, but then immediately pinched her waist and said, "Who do you say has big breasts and no brains?"
Lu Xiaoming was stunned, "No, no, I was wrong, your breasts are not big at all, nothing special, nothing special!"
Lu Xiaoming quickly surrendered!
"Lu! Little! Ming!" Concubine Hu Yi broke out, "How dare you say my breasts are small!"
Hu Yifei herself is a master black belt in Taekwondo.
Bang!
Concubine Hu Yi kicked Lu Xiaoming on the waist.
"Hey, Concubine Hu Yi, why are you crying?" Lu Xiaoming was stunned, "I was wrong, so it's not enough, I said you can't do it with big breasts, and you don't want to have small breasts, what exactly do you want?"
"How about this, can you have one big breast and one small one?" Lu Xiaoming's eyes lit up, "Yes, one breast is big and one small, your buttocks are round and flat, and your legs are long and long. short."
"Oh, I'm so smart, I'm a genius!"
Lu Xiaoming jumped up and down, "praising" Concubine Hu Yi vigorously, he had heard that women are contradictory, no matter what you say, women can always pick out the thorns.
But now, Lu Xiaoming feels that this world-class problem has been solved by himself.
"You..." Concubine Hu Yi was so angry that she was speechless, with tears in her eyes, "Bastard, I... I sprained my ankle."
"Are you twisted?" Lu Xiaoming just remembered that he just cast Vajra Indestructible, Hu Yifei kicked him, it's no different from kicking on a rock, it's strange that his feet didn't get hurt.
Lu Xiaoming ran over quickly, grabbed Hu Yifei's ankle, and began to take off her shoes.
"You, what are you bastard doing!" Concubine Hu Yi panicked. He originally wanted Lu Xiaoming to take her to the hospital, but this bastard took off her shoes directly.
"We didn't see anything." Zhang Sanfeng and Guo Xiang tilted their heads.
"Ah, look what's wrong, isn't it just a pair of feet? Wow, Concubine Hu Yi, have you even put makeup on your feet? Why are they so white and tender? Sure enough, women are willful." He took out the elixir from his pocket and applied it to Concubine Hu Yi.
After such a long time, Lu Xiaoming gradually understood the elixir of Taishang Laojun.
After rubbing the ointment on it, Concubine Hu Yi felt the sprained area feel cool, and she recovered immediately.
Although he was very surprised in his heart, he was more ashamed and angry. This Lu Xiaoming was the first person who dared to "molest" himself repeatedly.
Suddenly, Concubine Hu Yi screamed.
"what!"
"What's the matter, isn't it alright? It shouldn't be." Lu Xiaoming looked at Concubine Hu Yi.
"No, the place where the ointment was applied is healed, but the soles of the feet still hurt a little?" Concubine Hu Yi frowned and said.
"Oh, it's okay, here, I'll give you the ointment, and you can just apply it yourself, and apply it wherever it hurts." Lu Xiaoming looked smug.
"It's inconvenient for me not to be able to reach it myself, please help me look at it." Hu Yifei said.
"Well, women are really troublesome." Lu Xiaoming lifted Hu Yifei's feet and looked at the soles of Hu Yifei's feet seriously.
"No, are you sure the soles of your feet hurt?" Lu Xiaoming was a little puzzled.
"How is it possible, it really hurts, you should take a closer look." Concubine Hu Yi frowned and said.
"Okay, okay, I'll take a closer look, luckily your feet don't smell bad." Lu Xiaoming's face was almost on Concubine Hu Yi's feet, but he still didn't find any problems.
At this moment, Concubine Hu Yi showed a wicked smile.
"Big! Power! Jin! Gang! Feet!"
Hu Yifei took aim and kicked someone's flat face.
"Ah! I'm fighting with you, my handsome face is Yuxuan's gentle and gentle..." Lu Xiaoming stood up.
"Hey, Guo Xiang, Zhang Sanfeng, why haven't you left yet?" Lu Xiaoming turned around and said.
"Master, how can you be so frivolous." Guo Xiang lowered her head and said falteringly, "In our place, women's feet cannot be looked at or touched casually. If you touch them, you will marry someone."
"what!"
Two shouts came from the mouths of Hu Yifei and Lu Xiaoming at the same time.
"How could I marry her!"
"I'm not going to marry him!"
"What did you say?" Concubine Hu Yi was angry.
"Well, I didn't mean that. By the way, I have something else to do. I'm leaving." Lu Xiaoming pulled Zhang Sanfeng and Guo Xiang and ran away.
……
Green Mist Mountain!
Lu Xiaoming stood there silent, no one dared to speak.
Jiang Zhahui paid the elixir and he was already very well, so he also stood below.
"Dragon Snake Squad!" Lu Xiaoming shouted.
"Here!" The Dragon Snake Team replied in unison.
"There are still ten days until the opening of Xuanming Company. I will give you seven days to break through to a master of the Huang rank according to my skills." Lu Xiaoming's words carried an undeniable taste.
Everyone was surprised.
Seven days of yellow rank!It's almost impossible.
"I know it's hard. You don't have to eat or sleep. You can hang your head on the beam, pierce your ass, smell the chicken and dance. I don't care. I just want to see the result. If you can't achieve it..."
Lu Xiaoming smiled mischievously, "Then I can only use pills to forcefully hit you to the yellow rank, but such a breakthrough will make it even more difficult to improve later, unless...you will be my training partner every day."
"That...boss, I'm off to practice."
"Ah... in order not to be a training partner, I worked hard!"
……
The Dragon Snake Squad dispersed except for Black Viper.
"Brother Black Viper, don't worry, I'm also going to retreat this time, and I'll give you a surprise when I get out."
Lu Xiaoming patted Heiwei on the shoulder.
Hei Viper smiled, but he knew in his heart that Lu Xiaoming was probably just comforting himself, how could he still achieve something in martial arts since he suffered an incomplete meridian in his arm.
Sighing, Lu Xiaoming revealed an expression that life would be worse than death.
"Why do I want to break through? I'm so much more male than others. It seems that I really have to use this method." Lu Xiaoming pursed his lips, unable to choose the first command.
The public toilet in Cuiyanshan Park was officially requisitioned by Lu Xiaoming today!
(End of this chapter)
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