My apprentice is a bit too much

Chapter 62 This exit is a bit embarrassing

"Boss, boss, we just heard that the toilet here seems to have exploded, so we hurried over here." The lead worker said.

"Eh? Cough, cough." Lu Xiaoming smiled awkwardly.

The toilet exploded, are these people talking about the fart they just let out?
"Well, actually just now..." Lu Xiaoming touched his nose.

"Shut up, shut up, what do you know, how can it be called an explosion." A sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked worker saw the problem at a glance, "It was obvious that the boss just made a blockbuster fart."

The worker looked at Lu Xiaoming with a smile, and was about to start flattering, "Oh, as the saying goes, the boss's fart is really powerful, one fart destroys the world and destroys the world!"

Lu Xiaoming: ...

"Okay, okay, you all get out, don't make a fuss, I'm in seclusion these few days, if I hear this sound again, just pretend I didn't hear it."

Lu Xiaoming smiled awkwardly.

Lu Xiaoya turned around and supported her forehead: "What kind of boss really is, and what kind of employees are there."

On the fifth day, another big explosion occurred in Cuiyan Mountain, which was even more powerful than the previous several times.

But this time, it was Zhang Sanfeng who left the customs!

"Finally, I have reached the Xuan level!"

Zhang Sanfeng smiled with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, it's strange. I made such a beating sound when I came out of the customs. I should have heard it even at the bottom of the mountain. Why didn't anyone come to welcome me to go out?" Zhang Sanfeng scratched his head.

Down the mountain, a group of people were waiting there.

"My God, the level of boss farting is getting higher and higher. This time it's really earth-shattering." A group of people were shocked, but since Lu Xiaoming had already ordered them, they didn't dare to go up the mountain to disturb them.

"Talent, talent, our boss is really amazing. After a few days of retreat, he has cultivated farting to such a state."

……

"Boom."

There was another loud noise, Lu Xiaoming came out of the toilet, breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to practice.

Zhang Sanfeng stood there with a dull expression on his face.

"I'll go, good... good... it stinks!"

Not long after Zhang Sanfeng left the customs, he also saw the power of Lu Xiaoming's fart.

On the sixth day, everyone in the Dragon Snake team also left the level one after another. Except for a fat man who failed to pass the level, the others finally became masters of the yellow rank.

At this moment, in everyone's hearts, apart from joy, they were more surprised.

Originally, Lu Xiaoming told them that it was impossible for them to break through the yellow rank within seven days, but when they really practiced, they realized that Lu Xiaoming's modified cultivation method was so heaven-defying.

On the seventh day, a clear dragon chant suddenly sounded from Cuiyan Mountain.

"dragon!"

This time, everyone really couldn't calm down.

In fact, on the sixth day, Lu Xiaoming had already broken through to the Mysterious Rank, but the price he paid was huge.

Lu Xiaoming farted for six days in a row, and Hua Yao worked so hard to set up the Fengshui formation in Cuiyan Mountain, but it was "destroyed from the inside".

For this reason, Xiao Huayao cried for a long time for those flowers and plants that died of poisoning.

On the last day, on the one hand, Lu Xiaoming was consolidating his realm. After all, Dayan Tiandao Jue was too extraordinary, and it was so difficult to break through the first level.

On the other hand, Lu Xiaoming exchanged all the remaining karma points for a copy of "Shuilongyin" to the Dragon Princess of the East China Sea, and exchanged a copy of Dugu Jiujian for the novice apprentice Yang Guo. A heaven-defying technique: the Sunflower Collection.

"Welcome Master to leave the customs!"

Outside the door, a man and a woman stood.

"Way, don't look at your senior sister like that." Lu Xiaoming frowned, "She's not your aunt, she's the real little dragon girl."

Yang Guo coughed and coughed, "Master, of course I know this, I'm just surprised that there are really dragons in my world."

"What a fuss." Lu Xiaoming gave Yang Guo an angry look.

"Okay, let's go out." Lu Xiaoming shouted, ordering the little dragon girl to turn into a dragon, and took him straight to the sky.

"Haha, that's cool enough. I'm going to leave the customs this time, and everyone must be stunned." Lu Xiaoming thought proudly.

For the sake of safety, Lu Xiaoming also specially put on a "seat belt" because he was afraid that he would lose face if he fell down.

In order to pretend to be aggressive, Lu Xiaoming took great pains.

"No, look, that's Master!" Zhang Sanfeng saw Lu Xiaoming on the dragon's back.

"More than that, look quickly, the captain is tied to the dragon." Guo Zhen of the Dragon Snake Team also immediately spotted Lu Xiaoming.

"Oops." Xiao Huayao said with tears in her eyes, "Master farted so much that the entire Cuiyan Mountain was filled with smog. The giant dragon in the mountain must have been angered and came to punish Master."

"Come on, my brother was kidnapped by a dragon." Lu Xiaoya shouted loudly.

"Why are you still standing there, everyone hurry up and save Master!"

A group of people just broke through and rushed towards the dragon.

"See, let me tell you, there must be a lot of people coming to welcome you when you leave the customs for the master." Lu Xiaoming said proudly on the dragon's back.

"Yes, there are really many people." Xiao Longnu replied.

"But, something is not quite right, master, why do I feel like they are going to fight?" Xiao Longnv suddenly changed the topic and asked.

"This... can't be." Lu Xiaoming looked at the menacing crowd, and suddenly lost his mind.

"Oops, what's going on, run!" Lu Xiaoming shouted hastily when a flying sword landed next to Lu Xiaoming and crippled it.

"Dragon, put down my master!"

"Brother, you can go at ease, even if you die, I will let them avenge you."

"Evil animal, accept your life!"

For a moment, swords and swords shrouded Lu Xiaoming and Xiaolongnv.

"Master, what did you do with the Wrath of Heaven? There are so many people besieging, and the attack is a killer move." Xiao Longnu couldn't help complaining.

"Wait..." Lu Xiaoming was taken aback, "This group of idiots, they haven't seen you before, so they must think you've held me hostage."

"Stop it all!"

Lu Xiaoming shouted loudly.

Hearing Lu Xiaoming's loud voice, several people stopped.

"I'll go, I thought my brother was only as loud as farting, but I didn't expect it to be as loud." Lu Xiaoya looked at Lu Xiaoming.

"A bunch of idiots, idiots!" Lu Xiaoming shouted angrily.

Damn, I originally wanted to make an extravagant appearance on purpose.

It would be good, it would be a shame!

"Master, what's going on?" Zhang Sanfeng was the first to react.

"Idiot, this is your junior sister, the little dragon girl from the East China Sea." Lu Xiaoming unbuckled his seat belt and jumped down, and the little dragon girl also turned back to her human nature and fell to the ground.

"Junior Sister?" Zhang Sanfeng was taken aback.

"But we just saw you being tied up by Wuhuada." Hua Yao pricked her eyes.

"Uh, this..." Lu Xiaoming was scratching his head.

Damn, how do I explain this? Do I have to tell them that I am afraid of heights and of falling? No, it would be too shameful.

"I like it, it's so comfortable, what's the matter, do you have any comments?" Lu Xiaoming rolled his eyes while hugging his shoulders.

"Captain, I did not misread you. In fact, you are still a dick in your bones, right? No wonder you were not interested in taking the whip and candles last time. So you like to be tied up." Yinhuan showed a connotative expression. .

"I..." Lu Xiaoming regretted it to death.

Damn, can I play again, this appearance is not handsome at all, it's too embarrassing!

(End of this chapter)