Qing Palace - Biography of Concubine Wan

Chapter 111 Phantom (1)

When Hei Ling clumsily opened the lid of the pressure cooker with his mouth and paws, he saw a white ball of light rush out from the inside with a "swoosh", and then faced the rice who opened the pressure cooker with lightning speed. The head was beating wildly, and while beating, it kept yelling: "I want you to shut me up! I want you to shut me up! Kill you heartless!" The voice of a man came out of the ball of light.

Zhang Yu, who was poking his head outside the kitchen door to see what was going on inside, saw the white ball of light bouncing off Hei Ling's head and then falling heavily. What a success, otherwise, it would be me who is being beaten now.

After seventy or eighty hits, the light ball realized that he had hit the wrong person, and he stopped his movements and floated in the air. At this time, Hei Ling had been smashed and couldn't find the south, east, west, and north. After shaking for a few times, it fell to the ground gloriously. Before it passed out, it had only one thought in its mind: Why is it always me who gets hurt?
After the ball of light floated in the air for a while, it found Zhang Yu who was hiding outside, and flew towards her quickly. Before Zhang Yuluo ran away, he stood in front of her and sneered, "Where do you want to go?" what?"

Lin Zhangyu rubbed the bristling hairs on his arms and said to the light ball: "Phantom, don't talk to me in that tone, please, it's really scary!"

It's okay if she didn't talk, but when she spoke, the light ball called phantom became even more angry: "You have the nerve to say that I just nagged you a few words in the morning, and you locked me in the pressure cooker for a whole day!" My God, I'm almost suffocated to death, although I'm just a body of spiritual energy, I also have human rights, you can't deprive me of my human rights, you can't abuse me!" After speaking, the voice became impassioned, about this human rights The problem is, he doesn't know which TV series he watched it from.

When Phantom finished being excited, Zhang Yu laughed and said, "I didn't do it on purpose. Didn't I forget it? I promise, I promise next time..." Before she could finish speaking, Phantom screamed, the high-pitched tenor voice Through the entire building: "What did you say?? And next time???"

Zhang Yu tightly covered her ears, her pretty face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd at the moment, Phantom always loves to be so excited, with such a loud voice, I guess everyone in the building should come to complain to her tomorrow, God, Why her family has such a guardian spirit, who will tell her!

After the phantom screamed like a midnight ominous spirit, she quickly answered: "I was wrong, I was wrong, there will be no next time, absolutely no next time, Phantom, please forgive me this time. I really didn't mean it, I can swear to God!" She really raised three fingers.

Huan floated in the air, as if considering the authenticity of her words, until Zhang Yu was about to fall asleep by him, he finally said: "Okay, I'll let you go this time, but There will never be a next time, absolutely not!"

"OK, OK, I see, I promise there won't be any!" She hastily swore to the sky that there would never be a next time. Of course, during this period, she relied on her phantom for not being able to read minds, so she gave him a good meal in her heart scold.

After appeasing the phantom, Zhang Yu walked over and patted Hei Ling to wake him up. Not only did he prepare a double portion of gold medal dog food for him, but he also promised him that he would never call him the nickname "Fanfan" again, finally dispelling his dissatisfaction. , Satisfied to eat this hard-won food.

The phantom is made of pure spiritual energy, and it has no entity itself. After death, the spirit will dissipate quickly, but I don’t know where the phantom found a crystal ball the size of a football to live in. The abundant aura inside guarantees The spirit of Phantom will not dissipate, and he can control the crystal ball to fly around, but usually in order not to scare people, Phantom basically stays at home and does not go out, and his greatest pleasure is watching TV and watching various All kinds of news and TV series.

Since Phantom has no hands, he used the whole body of the crystal ball to press the remote control, which led to Zhang Yu’s family’s particularly bad remote control failure, basically one a week, and then she got tired of changing it, so she just used it. I bought ten dozen and kept them at home, and if they were broken, I would take another one. Anyway, ten dozens are only 120, which is better than going to the electrical store every week to change them, and every time I go, I have to endure the boss watching monsters gaze.

No one knows how many phantoms exist, even he himself does not know, because he has no memory of his becoming a spiritual energy body and when he was alive. He only knows that phantoms have existed since the Zhang family. At least thousands of years ago, the whole thing is an old monster who never dies.

But this old monster doesn't have much ability. Who told him that he is only a spiritual energy body. Without a physical body, everything is out of the question. At most, he can only use his residual heat as a magic consultant. Therefore, the body is the foundation of everything, so we must take good care of the body!
But speaking of it, Huan really knows a lot, not only the practice and use of the Zhang family's various spells, but also the affairs of the demon world. He told Zhang Yu about the division of strength in the demon world. Spiritual body, it should be impossible to have been to the demon world, I really don't know how he knows.

Seeing the phantom flying around with flashes of light, Zhang Yu kept asking questions in her head, but she didn't last long with these question marks. Suddenly, the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground came from outside the door, causing the phantom to hide in. After entering the house, she opened the door.

Huh?There was no one on the front, no one on the right, and no one on the left. Where did the voice come from just now? Could it be that she heard it wrong?Just when she couldn't figure it out, a groan came from under her feet, and she glanced down, only to see a small mountain of meat fell on the ground and screamed.

Zhang Yu knew this man, he was the security guard of this building, and his name was Zhu Bao. Because he was fat, many people jokingly called him Zhu Bao.

Although Zhu Baoren is fat, he has a good temper. Sometimes when people talk about him, he just laughs and never quarrels with others. He is very polite to the residents of the building, so the residents also like him.

Seeing that it was him, Zhang Yu hurriedly helped him up: "Zhu Bao, how are you? Did you get injured from the fall?"

With her support, Zhu Bao got up, patted the ashes off his body, and said with a simple smile on his honest face: "Miss Zhang, I'm fine, I accidentally stepped on a shoe at the door just now." There was a pair of crooked high heels next to his feet, and the owner of these shoes was Zhang Yu who kept giggling.

(End of this chapter)