Drunk in Marriage: President, I want a divorce

Chapter 159: Monkey Pie's Funny Comparison

Chapter 159 Monkey Pie's Funny Comparison ([-])

Unexpectedly, this shameless woman didn't take the humiliation at the clinic that day at all to heart.I forgot all about it so quickly, and began to shamelessly show affection again.

Don't you just want to travel?Do you want to tell everyone with such a big fanfare?What are you proud of?
The more Lan Yan thought about it, the more angry she got, she simply took out her mobile phone and called Han Mu to inform her.

As expected, Han's mother became furious when she heard that Han Yuxuan and Jingxue were going on a trip during their annual vacation.

"Want to abduct my son to go abroad with her? I won't let her do what she can!" Lan Yan heard what Mother Han said on the other end of the phone.

The corner of her lips curled into a smile of success, and she was very satisfied with the result.

If Han's mother came forward to destroy the relationship between Han Yuxuan and Jingxue, she only needs to enjoy the benefits of being a fisherman!
When she got off work at night, Jing Xue happily talked to Han Yuxuan about traveling to the Maldives.Han Yuxuan didn't object, and let Jingxue decide.He owed Jingxue a honeymoon trip, so it would be nice to make up for it during the annual leave!
As the end of the year approached, the company began to liquidate at the end of the year, and Han Yuxuan was getting busier every day.Sometimes when I get home, I have to be busy until ninety o'clock in the evening.

He was busy with business, Jingxue was busy with personal affairs, and recorded his little secrets in the USB flash drive.This is her habit and has been maintained for many years.

On the day of Xiaonian, on the way to the company, Jingxue took the initiative to send Lei Jin a blessing text message, not wanting that every time there was a festival, the other party would send her blessings.

After the editing text message was successfully sent, Jingxue put away the phone.

"Who are you texting?" Han Yuxuan asked while driving.

Jingxue shrugged with a smile, "For Lei Jin!"

"..." Han Yuxuan's expression turned ugly, "Why did you send him a text message?"

The corners of Jingxue's mouth twitched, and she was ashamed of Han Yuxuan's sudden questioning, "Because he helped me before, he was the one who sent me text messages before. Today is Xiaonian, I will take the initiative to send him one!"

"So, you have been in private contact all the time!" Han Yuxuan felt bad when he thought of this possibility.

Jingxue acquiesced, with a embarrassed expression.

Han Yuxuan took a deep breath, like an awkward child, "Jingxue, can you have a little bit of self-consciousness as a wife? What will you do with my husband as a text message to an unmarried man like this?"

Jingxue smiled dryly, "Hehe! Husband, are you jealous? You look so cute."

Just as Han Yuxuan was about to get angry, Jingxue unbuckled his seat belt with lightning speed, leaned forward and kissed Han Yuxuan on the cheek.

"I didn't send text messages to other men! I only have feelings for my husband." Jing Xue blushed and defended herself.

This is already the most nasty love story she can say!

Fortunately, Han Yuxuan was very useful.He snorted, and didn't pursue Jingxue any more.

After arriving at the company's underground parking lot, Han Yuxuan unfastened his seat belt, pointed at his thin lips and signaled silently to Jing Xue, demanding his privileges as a husband domineeringly.

Jingxue looked around with a blushing face, making sure there was no one nearby.

Han Yuxuan saw her thief-like expression in his eyes, and laughed out loud, "Don't look, the film on the car, you can't see anything outside!"

It was true that there was no sticker before, but later Han Yuxuan felt that it was too inconvenient for him and Jingxue to make out, so he asked his assistant Ning Hao to drive to the 4S shop to put the whole car film on.

Unexpectedly, after posting this for two or three days, Jingxue didn't notice it.This big leak, it really is true!

On the other side, Jingxue felt relieved after hearing Han Yuxuan's words.She pouted and leaned forward to kiss him.After a superficial kiss, Jingxue immediately prepared to evacuate.

How could Han Yuxuan let her go like this?Simply grabbing Jingxue with the long arm, it was a lingering kiss to death.

"Hmm! I can't breathe!" Jingxue couldn't help herself, and soon she was out of breath and felt breathless.

Han Yuxuan was stared at by her angrily, "I'm getting more and more cowardly, even kissing is like getting half my life!"

Having said that, he scolded Jingxue, but in the end he gave up kissing her.However, he gave up kissing and did not give up anything else.I always feel that if I don't ask for something cheap, I feel unjust!
A pair of hands, like a cunning loach, quickly unzipped the chain of Jingxue's coat.

"Don't make trouble!" Jingxue's heart beat faster, and she was quite embarrassed by Han Yuxuan's actions.

Han Yuxuan whispered: "These days, I'm a bit suffocated."

After a pause, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Jingxue, asking, "Are you alright?"

Han Yuxuan was really powerless to complain about Jingxue's physical condition!
My aunt came to Beishan on December [-]th, and it ended on January [-]th.Han Yuxuan happened to be busy with his feet and spanking in those few days, once a day was not enjoyable, but there was nothing he could do about it.

And the once-a-day benefits have only been carried out for four days, and Jingxue once again created a miracle—she has a big aunt again!

Han Yuxuan felt that there was nothing more bloody than this in the world, so he insisted on taking Jingxue to the hospital for a checkup.Such irregular menstruation, how can I have a baby in the future?
Jingxue couldn't hold back Han Yuxuan, so she went to the hospital with him and took a lot of traditional Chinese medicine to regulate her body.She did have a little menstrual irregularity, so the medicine prescribed... She didn't waste it, she really took it all.

It's just that these days are really hard for Han Yuxuan, who is full of blood.A man in his late thirties had just tasted the sweetness of that kind of thing, and suddenly he refused to eat it, not allowing him to taste a single bite.Really, it's hard to die!
At this moment, Han Yuxuan was suppressing his restless emotions.However, the blazing flames in his eyes betrayed the... longing in his heart!
Jingxue looked at Han Yuxuan's posture that seemed to be swallowing someone alive, and pursed the corners of her lips embarrassingly.

"I, my aunt is gone! Tonight, I'll give it to you." She said this with difficulty. Although she was already an intimate couple who loved each other, she couldn't help but blush and her heart beat faster when talking about this topic.

Han Yuxuan heard Jingxue's words clearly, with an ambiguous smile on his face, "Tonight, for me?"

Jingxue nodded, feeling that this person was really bad, so she asked the question knowingly.

"You are very inhuman!" Han Yuxuan said these five words suddenly.

Jingxue raised her head blankly, puzzled, "Huh? What?"

Han Yuxuan sighed, "Don't doubt, what you heard is what I want to say. You are very inhuman, and you won't tell me when my aunt is gone. If you tell me before you get up in the morning, why do you have to endure it for another day?"

"..." The corners of Jingxue's mouth twitched, completely speechless.

This Han Yuxuan was well-dressed when he went out.When the door is closed, it is a beast in clothes, and the things in the mind are always unsuitable for children.

It's hard to imagine, how can a person like him be so unrestrained?Is it true that men are with women in private?
"Don't talk nonsense with you, I'm going to be late for work." When Jing Xue said this, she pushed Han Yuxuan, opened the car door and left.

Han Yuxuan looked at the back of her leaving, with a gentle smile on his thin lips.

After Jingxue entered the elevator, she zipped up her clothes.The phone rang, and a text message came in, which was a blessing text message replied by Lei Jin.She glanced at it and replied to the other party.

Arriving at the design department, sitting at the desk and turning on the computer, the phone rang again. Jingxue thought it was Lei Jin.But, click to see, it is not!

"It's terrible, it's terrible! From now on, the countdown to the end of get off work time. Others live like years, but I feel like seconds are like years. Tell me, what should I do?"

Texter, hubby.

Looking at this text message, Jingxue couldn't help blushing and laughing.

It's hard to imagine that Han Yuxuan could send such Qiong Yao-style text messages.Is this the rhythm of being possessed by Qiong Yao?
Pursing the corners of her lips, Jingxue replied to the text message with a smile, "Erkang, is that you? Is it really you?"

After sending successfully, get a reply soon.

Han Yuxuan transformed into a Doubi style after Qiongyao style.

What he replied to Jingxue was, "Ziwei, it's me, I am your mountain without a mausoleum, the heaven and the earth are united, and I am the Erkang who dares to break with the king!"

"..." Jingxue was about to burst out laughing, and really wanted to ask, Han Yuxuan, are you a tease sent by the monkey?
However, after thinking about it, he didn't ask this question, but replied, "Erkang, you have mistaken the person. I am not Ziwei, I am the nanny Rong who tied Ziwei mercilessly!"

This time, the phone has not received new information for a long time.

Jing Xue couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, imagining Han Yuxuan's stunned look after seeing the text message, really don't be too funny, haha!
"Jingxue!" A polite call came from outside the door.

Jingxue responded and followed the sound to look over.

But seeing Han Yuxuan's assistant Ning Hao standing at the entrance of the design department, he said with a smile: "President Han wants you to go to his office, come with me!"

"..." The smile on Jing Xue's face froze.

A sentence flashed in my mind - extreme joy begets sorrow!
(End of this chapter)

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