Drunk in Marriage: President, I want a divorce

Chapter 378 Kneeling, Kneeling, Cactus ([-])

Seeing that his wife was very satisfied with the proposal, Zhong Haonan waved his hand generously, "Since Xiao Miao doesn't object, then I naturally won't object either. Niece Jingxue finally opened Jinkou to intercede, and my uncle won't agree to it." Great!"

Seeing that Murongmiao and Zhong Haonan both agreed to her proposal, Jingxue happily smiled at Han Yuxuan: "Husband, the matter is successful! I'll help you intercede, you don't have to die, and I don't have to be a widow either!"

"..." Han Yuxuan's eyes widened, looking as if he was about to die, "Honey, do you think my life is too long? This is what you begged for?"

Can he say that his heart is roaring and galloping past thousands of grass mud horses?
On the other side, when Murong Miao heard Han Yuxuan's question, he immediately frowned and reprimanded in displeasure: "What's the matter? My niece and son-in-law don't seem to be satisfied with the result of this small punishment and big punishment?"

Han Yuxuan was weeping, his voice stuttered, "Auntie, this result...is really too..."

"Huh? What's the matter?" Zhong Haonan asked coolly from the side, his eyes staring fiercely.

He put his hands on his hips, glared at the poor Han Yuxuan, and snorted angrily: "Han Yuxuan, don't be ignorant of your blessings! Let me tell you, this is the niece Jing Xue pleading for you, otherwise you will think I am Will you forgive me so easily?
Do you know how serious the consequences were when you pushed my wife into the icy pool in the terrible weather of the twelfth lunar month?If it weren't for your push, would my wife be panting after walking a few more steps?As for when others catch a cold, will she be infected inevitably?

Let me tell you, Han Yuxuan, if I treat you according to the way I treat you, I will pour ice water all over your body, and then lock you in the freezer to freeze into popsicles.When you are about to die, I will release you to cover you.After melting, I poured ice water and threw it into the freezer.Repeat this ten times or eight times, so that you will tremble when you see a snowflake in the future..."

"Brother Nan... No, uncle, dear uncle, please stop talking! I accept the result of this small punishment and big punishment. What kind of washboard, instant noodles, keyboard remote control, I kneel! I kneel all, okay? ?" Han Yuxuan hugged Zhong Haonan's thigh, almost frightened to death by the other party's remarks, and immediately responded to the result proposed by Jingxue.

Murong Miao heard Han Yuxuan's agreement from the side, so she didn't make things difficult, just smiled generously: "Don't say that we, the elders, bully you as a junior! Let's do this, washboard, instant noodles, keyboard, remote control, etc. , just kneel down for 8 minutes for [-] minutes and just give it a thought!"

"..." Han Yuxuan choked, took a deep breath and expressed his thanks with a mournful face, "Thank you, aunt, for your understanding!"

Woohoo, he wants to cry, okay?Kneeling for 8 minutes for everything, just thinking about it will kill him in pain, right?

Sure enough, you have to pay back when you come out to hang out!If he had known today, even if he had been scratched by Murong Miao back then, he would never have pushed her into the pool!

If there were regret medicines in this world, Han Yuxuan would definitely buy one even if he lost his fortune...

"Okay, let's make a quick decision, don't get ink stains! Washboard, instant noodles, computer keyboard and remote control, what are you going to kneel down first?" Zhong Haonan patted Han Yuxuan's shoulder and asked with a smile.

Han Yuxuan exclaimed tremblingly: "Kneel from a young age!"

Ever since, Zhong Haonan cooperatively took out the remote control, and selected Murongmiao's favorite variety show, and asked Han Yuxuan to kneel aside.

He whispered into Han Yuxuan's ear and said, "Nah, anyway, our mother used to be a good brother who broke bones and connected tendons. Don't blame me for not reminding you kindly. There is a knack for this thing kneeling. You have to keep still. If you move, the TV will change the channel. Now the remote control is very sensitive, so you must remember these four words, it will never be broken, you know?"

"..." The corners of Han Yuxuan's mouth twitched, and he was about to cry, "Uncle, you... have you knelt before this thing? Why are you so experienced?"

Zhong Haonan's face darkened, and he raised his hand and slapped Han Yuxuan, "Bastard, what are you talking about? How could I kneel down on such a crap?"

On the side, Jingxue's eyes narrowed when she heard Zhong Haonan's words, and said softly to Murong Miao who was on the side: "Auntie, there is something I have never told you, for fear that you will be angry!"

Hearing this, Murong Miao's eyelids rolled up, "What will make me angry? Could it be related to your uncle?"

Jingxue nodded silently, "Yes! Exactly."

Zhong Haonan and the kneeling Han Yuxuan looked at each other, the former's face flashed with a dangerous emotion, while the latter's brows and eyes were full of gloating.

Murong Miao glanced at Zhong Haonan, and asked Jingxue in a deep voice, "Just tell me what's going on!"

Jingxue smiled, "It's not a big deal, but one time, my uncle came into our house at night and wanted to steal you. In the end, I accidentally entered the wrong room and almost stole from the wrong person. I hugged your niece and... ...riding it!"

"What? There is such a thing?" Murong Miao and the kneeling Han Yuxuan blew Mao'er together.

On the other hand, Zhong Haonan looked at Jingxue with ashes on his face, and almost gritted his silver teeth.

Jingxue suppressed a smile, that's not authentic.Hehehe, seeing her husband kneeling so hard, she must find a companion to accompany Han Yuxuan!

"Wife, listen to my explanation. It was a misunderstanding. I just entered the wrong room!" Zhong Haonan hurriedly explained to Murong Miao, and finally turned to look at the black-faced Han Yuxuan, "Brother, don't get excited, I just entered the wrong room!" I hugged her, rode her, and then I realized that she was not my woman, so I went down..."

"Hehehe! It's just a hug, just a ride..." Han Yuxuan smiled darkly, then looked at Murong Miao with a gloomy face, "Auntie, you have to explain this matter to my niece and son-in-law. If you don't let my uncle kneel with me, I won't accept my niece and son-in-law!"

Murong Miao clapped his hands, and immediately responded: "Success, let him kneel with you!"

"Wife..." Zhong Haonan's face also became mournful.

Murong Miao rolled her eyes, pointed at the instant noodles prepared for Han Yuxuan on the tea table and asked angrily, "Are you kneeling or not?"

Zhong Haonan nodded repeatedly, "I'm kneeling! My wife, don't be angry, don't be angry, it's not good for the baby in the womb. Kneeling is healthier, I didn't say I wouldn't kneel!"

While speaking, Zhong Haonan picked up the instant noodles, bent his knees and knelt down on it.

When Han Yuxuan and Jingxue heard the sound of the other party's knees crushing the instant noodles, they thought it was as beautiful as the sound of nature, it was so sweet!
Ten minutes later, Han Yuxuan and Zhong Haonan changed their targets, one kneeling on the keyboard and the other kneeling on the washboard.And Murong Miao and Jing Xue were tired of watching, so they asked Doudou to supervise the two kneeling stinky men, and then the aunt and niece went back to the room to discuss parenting.

Doudou watched Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan who were kneeling solemnly, and smacked her small mouth from time to time, "You two, let Master Dou tell me something? How many times have I told you that women are tigers? They are tigers, why do you have to provoke them?"

Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan rolled their eyes and remained silent.Although they wanted to get up and run away, they both gave up when they thought of the bad consequences they would suffer.

That's all!Anyway, if you kneel for a while, you will be liberated, bear with it!
Doudou circled around Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan, and seeing that they were silent, she suddenly blinked her eyes and asked treacherously, "Baba, brother-in-law, have you been kneeling hard?"

Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan looked at each other and nodded eagerly, "Yes, it's really hard work!"

Doudou sighed melancholy: "Gaoyou, Baba, brother-in-law, Doudou loves you so much!"

Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan's eyes lit up, and they said in unison: "Then you go and intercede for us, okay?"

Doudou smiled and nodded, "Okay, no problem!"

Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan only felt that the dawn was right in front of them, and hurriedly urged: "Then go quickly!"

Doudou made an 'oh' sound, and then disappeared like a peep.

After a while, Doudou came back mysteriously with her hands behind her back.

Seeing this, Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan were overjoyed.

Doudou was very happy to say to Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan: "Baba, brother-in-law, after my unremitting efforts to beg for mercy, Ma Ma and sister finally agreed..."

Before they finished speaking, Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan happily helped each other to stand up.Because they don't need to guess and know, the next thing is that their wives will show mercy and save them from kneeling!

Oh, it's my own wife after all, with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart!Don't just say it, but I feel sorry for them!

However, it turns out that the two were too optimistic!

Because, Doudou suddenly brought out two small pots of cactus from behind, and said solemnly: "Hey, look! After my unremitting efforts to beg for mercy, Ma Ma and sister finally agreed to let you kneel down on this cactus! Look quickly, these two pots of cactus are full of big thorns, it must be so cool to kneel!"

Zhong Haonan and Han Yuxuan looked at each other, and then they both roared at Doudou: "Bear boy, stop, we promise not to kill you!"

(End of this chapter)