Fake Prodigal

Chapter 23

"Fuck you, uncle! Which bastard threw down a snake and bit me!" Lao Pu's grief-stricken voice resounded through the playground, shook the teaching building, reverberated between heaven and earth, and caused an uproar!

The teaching building exploded, the classroom cheered and howled, countless little heads squeezed to the window, looking down, under the eyes of everyone, Lao Pu stood angrily under the teaching building, and a long insect bit him Nose, how do not let go.

Lao Pu's appearance was very festive, like a long elephant's trunk, buckled on his old face, and the sun reflected on his bald forehead, which was extremely funny.

Everyone smiled, gloated and took out their mobile phones, recorded this funny moment, and posted it in Moments, countless people forwarded it, and Lao Pu became famous unknowingly.

"Harder! Let me catch who threw the snake, and I will fire him." Lao Pu threatened viciously, and forcefully opened Chang Chong's fangs. The nose finally came free, and Chang Chong was taken away by the security guards.

Lao Pu's distilled nose, at a speed visible to the naked eye, quickly became red, swollen and black, like a clown in a circus, extremely eye-catching, and especially joyous.Old Pu burst into tears and ran to the infirmary to see if there was any poison. If it was poisonous, he would go to the hospital.

Li Hao was lying at the window, looking at Lao Pu's embarrassing appearance, he couldn't cover his mouth with joy, and muttered in a low voice: "You deserve it, pretending to be struck by lightning, you will get your retribution!"

"Old Pu is on the street, it's best to hang up!" Fei Bo came over and said gloatingly.

"Ouch!" Li Hao and Fei Bo cried out in pain at the same time, Lin Yifei pinched them, squeezed to the window, looked at the distraught Lao Pu, and said with a coquettish smile: "Interesting! Lao Pu also has today, Xiangzi this It's going to be on fire!"

Li Hao held the eaves of the window, and said in surprise: "What do you mean, let me hear it?"

"Old Pu will take revenge. Whoever provoked him must take revenge. Xiangzi let the snake bite Lao Pu. Is this the rhythm of expulsion?"

"It's best to open it, it's not good to see that grandson!" Fei Bo snorted coldly.

"I hope so!" Li Hao turned his head to look at the back row, and smiled mockingly.

Zhao Yuxiang stood there dumbfounded, with a wonderful expression on his face, as if he had just eaten Xiang, with endless aftertaste, he shuddered, as if falling into an ice kiln, his mind was constantly roaring, how could it be such a coincidence, and he threw it on Lao Pu's head all at once.

I didn't read the almanac when I went out, I ran into a ghost!First, a snake got into his clothes, Ah Hao smashed his fruit tablet, and he threw the snake on Old Pu's head. Why is he so evil? I just want to be a quiet and handsome man, and enjoy a collection of blockbuster movies, isn't it? Is it that difficult?

Today, Zhao Yuxiang planned to use Li Hao to establish his prestige as a class bully, but it seems that it will be useless, and Lao Pu will definitely come back. He is in danger of being expelled, what a mess!
"Squeak!" The classroom door opened, Bai Xiangyu walked onto the podium, saw a group of students lying on the window, chattering and laughing non-stop, she raised her eyebrows, her pretty face was cold, she picked up the pointer and tapped the blackboard, and said coquettishly: "Quiet! Morning self-study is not a chat class, so go back to your seat."

Hearing Bai Xiangyu's cold voice, everyone shut up and returned to their seats. Li Hao sat next to Xiaohua, looked playfully at Miss Bai on the podium, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

Bai Xiangyu wore rimless glasses, her pretty face was as cold as ice, and she wore a light yellow dress, which set off her proud figure.

"The military training is over, and everyone is familiar with it. The squad leader and study committee members are voted for in the evening self-study. If you want to join the student union, you can ask me to sign up."

There was an uproar in the classroom. Although the position of class monitor is tasteless, there are many people who covet it. The class monitor has many privileges. Graduation assignments are given priority, opportunities to find girls are greatly increased, and opportunities to enter the student union.

Li Hao was silent, looking at Shui Bingwu beside her who was as quiet as a virgin, she lowered her head and concentrated on reading, ignoring the noise around her, she was as beautiful as a fairy.

"Quiet! The latest notice is issued, and the local students in the same school will also be allocated dormitories. The local students in the get out of class, follow me to get the bedding after class, and the dormitory will be allocated uniformly." Bai Xiangyu waved her hand and said seriously: "Start the class, open the book No. 15 pages!"

Li Hao frowned, feeling very upset that the regular school students still have to live on campus and have to spend another fee. Looking sideways at Shui Bingwu, he found that she was still reading the same book. He picked up a piece of paper and wrote down a line. Word: "At the same table, my family is local, who are you?"

Shui Bingwu turned her head in surprise, glanced at the smiling Li Hao, wrote a line and handed it back.

There are two words written on it: "Suzhou and Hangzhou!"

Li Hao lowered his head to read it, wrote another line, and passed it back.

Shui Bingwu put down the book, and glanced at it curiously, it said: "Suzhou and Hangzhou are beautiful women, I should have guessed it a long time ago!"

The two of you came and went, passed the note tacitly, and chatted.

"Oh!"

"There are many interesting places in Nandu. I'll take you there."

"Don't go!"

"Snack Street is full of delicious food, I treat you!"

"Don't eat!"

"I'll take you to see the sea, blow the wind!"

"dont see!"

"At the same table, let's have lunch together!"

"no!"

"I'm dizzy!"

"I'm even more dizzy! If you dare to date me, be careful not to cause public indignation! It's an ugly death!"

"If you die under the peony flower, you will be a ghost!"

"roll!"

Li Hao leaned on the chair, looked at the delicate and beautiful Shui Bingwu, and straightened the broom head of the wind. He lost the first battle, and the school girl was too cold.

"Ringling!" The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Li Hao and other regular students followed MISS to collect bedding and assign dormitories.

The dormitory is divided into four-person room and eight-person room. Li Hao, Fei Bo, and Glasses asked to be allocated a dormitory, and chose the quadruple room at the corner of the fifth floor.

Li Hao was smoking a crumpled cigarette, opened the window to let in the wind, and looked at the scenery downstairs. The spacious campus stretches beyond the horizon at a glance, covering an area of ​​over [-] square meters. There are large playgrounds, gymnasiums, movie theaters, science and technology halls, etc. Buildings, canteens and other buildings are located in the campus.

There is also a place where boys dream of entering. The legendary female dormitory is only 200 meters away from the male dormitory. There is a food street in the middle. There are grocery stores, small restaurants and various local snacks on both sides of the street.

Li Hao looked up at the legendary women's dormitory, dreaming endlessly, and exhaled a smoke ring, which floated in the air for a long time and dissipated.

"Wow! You can see women's dormitories here, and there are benefits every day. I will live here from now on, oh!" Fei Bo jumped for joy, raised his head to the sky and let out a wolf howl, his voice was full of hunger and thirst.

"Cut! Fatty is too bad, be careful to see too many needles!" The glasses brother said coquettishly, very unhappy.

"Pang, don't you have an astronomical telescope at home, remember to bring it here." Li Hao said with a smirk.

"No problem, Brother Hao is still the hottest one, peeping through the astronomical telescope, it's very cool to think about it!" Fei Bo smiled evilly, put his arms around Li Hao's shoulders, and said in admiration.

"Squeak!" The door opened, Bai Xiangyu blushed slightly, looked at the three of them coldly, pointed to Chen Hao who was holding the blanket behind him, and said flatly: "Chen Hao, you will live here from now on!"

"Understood, Miss Bai!" Chen Hao glanced at the dormitory, his eyes finally fell on Li Hao's face, he frowned slightly, and said immediately.

"Everyone is in the same class, fights are not allowed, and we must live in harmony!" Bai Xiangyu reminded.

(End of this chapter)