Fake Prodigal

Chapter 248 Instant Noodle Man

Li Hao's face was dark, with black lines all over his head, and the veins on his forehead were bulging. He tapped on the keyboard angrily: "Don't miss me when you leave me. You must know that every time you sew, you will suffer from puncture pain. Be careful upstairs!"

There was laughter in the forum, the screen scrolled, and comments came in waves!

"A funny guy!"

“Lanzhou Big Biscuits!”

"Shenhao's mouth is bursting, spread flowers!"

"Shenhao keeps secrets from me, my sister bursts out and begs to see each other!"

"Sister upstairs, be careful, brother is going to explode with a big move!"

"Shenhao has many birds, and one of them will be singled out. I bought a watch last year!"

Li Hao couldn't help but laugh. Brother Sanpao, who said that hundreds of sows screamed in the middle of the night, came out to make a noise again. He had to reply, and typed two words: "What is the watch!"

The forum was eerily quiet for a moment, and there was an endless stream of laughter. Everyone stopped paying attention to Huahua's singing, and came to watch Shenhao, sneering and sarcastic.

"God replies!"

"Instant noodle man, whoa!"

"Shenhao is really awesome, the three guns are dead!"

"Instant Noodle Man is too arrogant, too handsome to have any friends!"

"Brother Shenhao is so cute and cute, I'm dying of laughter, haha!"

Brother Sanpao was furious, and replied: "Don't be arrogant, I'm already hungry and thirsty for my sword!"

"Be careful upstairs, my big bird is already hungry and thirsty!" Li Hao tapped on the keyboard with a smirk!

"Go away, uncle, come out if you have the guts!" Brother Sanpao roared angrily.

"The uncle is gone, the nephew is so good!" Li Hao said.

"Countless, you dare to say something, I will come and find you!" Brother Sanpao said.

"Who is afraid of whom! If you come to the Demacia region, I will wait for you in the Twisted Forest!" Li Hao replied.

The onlookers laughed so hard that their cheeks ached, and they fell down on the keyboard with joy. There was also a fat woman who weighed more than three hundred catties, who laughed profusely, her fat body trembled, she didn't have a good balance, and the chair was facing her. Fall back!

There was a loud bang, luckily the building didn't collapse, so let's celebrate!
The fat woman climbed up happily, lay down on the table and tapped the keyboard, tipped a golden alliance, and replied: "I love Instant Noodle Man to death, offer my chastity, please contact me!"

Suddenly, another Golden League came out, and replied: "The heifer stands on its head, Brother Shenhao is soaring!"

Another lord floated over and said, "Sister also likes to masturbate, masturbate, boo one!"

The Golden League appeared again, with a sentence attached: "Shenhao exploded in his mouth, and the earth was smashed into pieces!"

"Smile!" Another lord appeared.

Brother Sanpao floated a leader, and yelled: "It's too crazy, where is the Twisted Forest, I, Brother Qi, drive there immediately?"

"Funny!" Li Hao typed two words!

Huahua's performance is not important anymore, the scolding war in the forum has escalated, rewards pour in overwhelmingly, the recommended flowers maxed out the screen, and the friends collectively worked hard to worship Brother Hao who is so popular!
Huahua was ecstatic, watching her popularity soar upwards, surpassing the mixed-race Barbie in one fell swoop, and firmly sitting on the No.2 throne. She was so happy, blushing with excitement, singing and dancing even harder.

"Husband asked me to beat your back for you, Husband, come and see my beauty!
You are giving me the taste of happiness, just like the birds in pairs on the tree!
Husband, you are so tired. You wake up early and go to bed late all day long!
For the living expenses of the family, I tanned in the sun! . . "

Looking at the wall clock on the wall, it was 11:30 in the middle of the night, the live broadcast was about to end.

Li Hao closed his notebook and stood up exhaustedly. Quarreling is also a technical job, so he can't scold his opponents if he doesn't mind.

"Look at the house, I'm going out to buy supper!" Li Hao patted Timo's head and walked out the door.

"Add a little Chaos, be careful!" Teemo said cheerfully, waving his little claw.

At half past midnight, Li Hao returned home with a supper.

"Thanks for your hard work, I'll go and put it on the plate!" Hua Xiyue smiled like a flower, took the supper, and ran to the kitchen to get busy, where the dishes were bought and sold.

Hua Xiyue's face was flushed, and she said excitedly: "I'm so happy, I have fans of Shenhao supporting me, and I got No.2 in the leaderboard!"

"Huahua is as beautiful as a flower, can sing and dance well, and is lovable, so it's normal to be second!" Li Hao said calmly, holding the roasted goose leg.

"Hee hee! That Shenhao is so funny, I'm so happy!" Hua Xiyue was holding the spicy crayfish, laughing wildly.

Li Hao's head was full of black lines, his face darkened, he was so aggrieved that he couldn't say anything, the dead girl is too hateful, you still slander me with such praise, who is being funny, brother is obviously handsome, okay?
Timo tilted his little head, held Little Chaos in his hand, and mocked: "Huahua is good or bad, Shenhao supports you, and speaks bad things about people behind your back!"

"Shenhao's name is Instant Noodle Man, and it's a strange name!" Hua Xiyue smiled coquettishly.

Li Hao scratched his head speechlessly, looked at Tee Mo who was blinking and smirking, and said in embarrassment: "If Instant Noodle Man knows you are so bad, he will definitely not support you!"

"Hehe! The Instant Noodle Man doesn't have ears to listen to, can't he hear it?" Hua Xiyue smiled sweetly and made a grimace.

"Bad girl!" Li Hao whispered, bowing his head to eat supper.

In the early morning, the sun shines on the earth, and the cool autumn wind blows.

Li Hao was wearing a blue sportswear, leisurely jogging in the villa area in the morning, a familiar figure appeared in the distance, and speeded up to catch up.

The beautiful image became clearer and clearer. She was wearing a white sportswear, her horses were swaying in the wind, her figure was tall and graceful, her legs were long and her waist was slender, and her legs were in perfect golden ratio.

"Morning, Xiao Wu!" Li Hao waved hello with a smile all over his face.

Shui Bingwu turned her head, her beautiful eyes were black and white, and her pupils were black and bright, exuding splendor, without stopping in her footsteps, she said in surprise: "Student Li, I understand what you mean, don't chase me deliberately, I will go to school in two days, Let's meet!"

Li Hao smiled awkwardly, the school girl misunderstood, no matter how hungry he was, he would not run from the city to the beach early in the morning just to do morning exercises with Shui Bingwu.

"I just bought a villa, we are neighbors now!" Li Hao said.

"Oh! Let's run together!" Shui Bingwu stopped talking, and ran forward quickly with Bai Shengsheng's long legs.

Li Hao followed behind, without blinking his eyes, looking at the Bingshan school girl whom he had admired for a long time, with unspeakable joy, being close to the water and building first, being a neighbor with Shui Bingwu would bring a lot of benefits!
After running around the villa area for a long time, Shui Bingwu blushed, straightened her hair, stopped in front of a tea restaurant, glanced at Li Hao, opened the door and walked in.

Li Hao followed closely behind, sat opposite Shui Bingwu, ordered breakfast, and said with a smile, "Everyone lives next door, please contact me if you need anything, and I'll be here anytime!"

Shui Bingwu ate the steamed buns, with a sly look at the corner of her mouth, and said delicately: "Okay!"

"Are you free in the morning, let's go swimming at the beach together!" Li Hao said excitedly after taking a sip of the preserved egg porridge.
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