Fake Prodigal

Chapter 320 Please enter the urn
"Boom!" Smoke and dust rose everywhere, and the ground trembled three times. Li Hao was stunned, covering his face with his hands and standing in the cage, looking at the zombies with teeth and claws outside the cage.

Li Hao's head was full of black lines, and ten thousand grass and mud horses roared past. He couldn't laugh or cry, the corners of his mouth twitched, pointed to the helicopter above his head, and cursed: "What the hell are you flying the plane, you graduated from an excavator major!"

Helicopter pilot wanted to cry without tears, he was so aggrieved that he wanted to vomit blood, he was clearly aiming at zombies and Li Hao, why did he only detain Li Hao, he can do business even if he detains zombies, what's the matter if he detains this guy, it's too crazy Cheating!
A group of assault vehicles drove into the square, and cops with live ammunition poured in from all directions, surrounded the century square, and slowly approached the zombie king.

"Aw!" The Zombie King beat on the iron cage for a long time, but it had no effect. He stared at Li Hao fiercely with his green eyes, and roared angrily.

Li Hao sat cross-legged in the cage, smoking a cigar comfortably, winked at the zombie, let out a sigh of boredom, secretly amused, the cage was too safe, and the zombie couldn't do anything to him.

The zombie made fun of itself, roared angrily, ignored Li Hao in the cage, turned around and rushed to the west.

A dense rain of bullets hit the zombie, sparks splashed everywhere, the armor on his body was shattered, revealing his bronze-colored skin, braved the hail of bullets, rushed out of the dense crowd, and fled to the western suburbs of the city.

A row of assault vehicles followed, disappearing into the night, the square was silent, deathly silent, no one paid attention to Li Hao in the cage, they all went after the zombies.

"Hey, a bunch of bastards who kill donkeys, blind, and I'm still locked in a cage!" Li Hao was dejected, the night wind made him shiver, squatting in the cage with his arms folded, feeling it, The sorrow of the caged bird.

"Brother Hao, are you alright!" Chen Hao walked to the iron cage alone, reached out and knocked on the iron fence as thick as a goose egg, making a metal impact sound.

"Where did Qiqi go?" Li Hao asked.

"I drove to catch zombies, please tell me, the cage is safe, wait for me to come back!" Chen Hao said.

"Damn it! Go buy some barbecue beer and come back for supper." Li Hao said bitterly.

"Okay!" Chen Hao gloated and smirked, and left bouncing away. Brother Hao is so obsessed, and he will be locked in a cage for a day. Life is so wonderful.

Li Hao straightened his hair, took out his mobile phone and dialed 999, and said calmly, "Excuse me, I'm trapped in an iron cage. The location is Century Square, please help!" Putting away his mobile phone, he lay on all fours. On the ground, looking up at a crescent moon, I can't tell the melancholy.

This period of time was too unlucky, I almost died just now, I didn’t die in the hands of zombies, I almost died in the hands of Qi Jie, a dead woman, and I was assassinated again and again, strong enemies peeped around, and there was a little Kung Fu Taoist in the house. I also encountered zombies at night, Li Hao was unable to do what he wanted, and his father went on a trip again. He was alone and unable to deal with emergencies.

Li Hao's face was full of bitterness, thinking of his former comrades-in-arms on the frontier, two brothers, one tall and one thin, appeared in front of his eyes. He took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, and there was a burst of joyful ringtones: "You prodigal bitch, prodigal bitch, You're a prodigal bitch!"

"Hey! Who are you in the middle of the night, you are sick!"

"Hey, get up and pee, the company commander told you to warm the bed!" Hearing the sharp voice, Li Hao smirked.

"Warm your sister, little mouse boy, are you still alive?" An excited voice came from the opposite side.

"Dead monkey, I won't leave without burning paper money for you." Li Hao teased.

"Get out! How are you doing, take care of your brother when you get rich?"

"After retiring from the army, what job did you assign, let me hear it?" Li Hao asked curiously.

"Damn him, he gets angry when he mentions this. I can't afford a job, so I can only be a security guard!"

"Damn it! Security is security, deal with it!"

"It's too difficult to mix. There are pork sellers for doctoral students, and street vendors for returnees. College students can't find jobs everywhere. It's normal for veterans to work as security guards!"

The monkey paused, and his tone was full of cynical anger, and continued: "Everything costs money these days. If you don't have money, you can't do it. Contract workers without a establishment cost [-]. My family is so poor that it's not worth ten dollars. Wan, alas!"

A long sigh came out from the microphone, Li Hao felt the same feeling, knew the feeling of being down and out, and said seriously: "Monkey, brother has made a fortune, come and be my bodyguard, with an annual salary of one million!"

"Don't fool me. It's hard to make money these days, and it's even more difficult to do business. If you want to get rich, you have to win the lottery."

"It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, I will transfer you [-] yuan, which will be your settlement fee!" Li Hao hung up the phone, asked for the monkey's bank account, woke up the sleeping Timo, and said softly: "Xiao Mo, please transfer Check it out!"

"Yeah!" Timo took the phone, pressed it casually a few times, threw it to Li Hao, and went back to sleep.

The cell phone rang, and Li Hao answered the call from Monkey, and an excited voice sounded from the microphone: "Damn it! You're really rich, 10 yuan has arrived!"

"Didn't fool you, what are Er Niu doing?" Li Hao asked.

"Waiting for a job at home, that guy has a bad temper. He was assigned a job. On the first day of work, he punched the leader unconscious and fired him immediately!" Monkey gloated and said with a smirk.

"Er Niu is so good at fighting, it's a pity to be an otaku! Inform him to come together, and the settling fee is also [-]! You two come here by plane as quickly as possible, and the travel expenses will be reimbursed at one rate!" Li Hao paused, and said: "Contact me when you arrive at the station, and I'll pick you up."

"No problem, goodbye!" Monkey said excitedly.

Li Hao put away the phone, a siren sounded in the distance, a fiery red fire truck drove into the square, four firefighters got out of the car one after another, surrounded the iron cage, and moved out a large table pliers to gesture, dumbfounded Said: "Sir, how did you get in such a strong iron cage?"

Li Hao took out his auxiliary police badge, turned another [-] to prove his identity, and said depressedly: "I was on a mission and was detained by accident!"

"The cage is unique, and the strips are constantly stuck, so we can only dig a tunnel!"

"Sir, wait a moment, we'll rescue you right away!" The firefighters looked at each other, discussed a solution, took out their hammers and shovels and began to lift the floor tiles, busily busy.

Li Hao was filled with emotions. Speaking of the most respectable person, there are many answers, but they are not accurate. When life is in danger or on the verge of despair, Uncle Fireman will step forward to save the people in dire straits. Is the most respectable person.

Half an hour later, the firefighters were sweating profusely, dropped their tools, and pulled out Li Hao from the cage.

(End of this chapter)