Fake Prodigal

Chapter 329 The Fake Doctor
The moon is cold and the stars are sparse, and the autumn wind is rustling!
The instigator, Li Hao, squatted under the gate of the hospital carelessly, wearing a peaked cap on his head, smoking a cigarette with his head bowed, swept through the silent night, flicked a cigarette butt at the orange pickup truck parked by the roadside, got up and walked into the hospital.

In the hospital room on the third floor, in Ward 902, Zhao Yuxiang was entangled like a zongzi, lying alone on the hospital bed, his vicious eyes swept across the empty ward, feeling very unhappy.

Everyone was discharged from the hospital, but he was the only one lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling in a daze. The most hateful thing was, why didn't Li Hao, who broke his whole body, still not die?
Zhao Yuxiang cursed ten thousand times, looking forward to the news that Li Hao received the boxed lunch, and then set off firecrackers and fireworks to celebrate.

He grinned mischievously, thinking gloatingly, Mad Dog and Beggar King are a pair of big idiots, it's okay to mess with Li Hao's broom, the last one is disfigured, the other is disabled, and Gao Qiang is the funniest, I don't know if it will work or not It's better not to lift it from now on!

"Get up, it's time for you to get an injection!" A white-clothed nurse pushed the door in, holding a syringe, and stood in front of Zhao Yuxiang pretty.

"Hey, Nurse Xiao Zhang sat down and chatted for a while. I heard that you broke up. How do you think of me?"
"You, how are you?" The nurse in white didn't know whether to laugh or cry, covered her mouth to hide her smile, Gou Xiangzi was too frustrated, he looked exactly like the bearded landlord in Fighting the Landlords, the guy who dropped his hat.

"Brother Xiang Yushu is facing the wind, and he is suave and suave. After three months, I will be discharged from the hospital when he recovers from his illness." Zhao Yuxiang boasted, his stinking shamelessness makes people feel angry, this guy is too shameless.

"Cut! Stop talking nonsense, if you want to chase me, stand up and get an injection first!" The nurse in white pointed at the gauze and began to aim!
"Sister, don't hit it crookedly, hit it slowly, I'm afraid of pain!" Zhao Yuxiang smiled playfully, his skin too thick to pierce with a needle.

"Sister's injection never hurts!" The white-clothed nurse shot like lightning, the needle stuck in the gauze, pushed hard, raised her high-heeled shoe, stepped on Zhao Yuxiang, and removed the needle.

"Aww!" Zhao Yuxiang's face was distorted in pain, bent like a shrimp, tears streaming down his face due to grievance.

"It doesn't hurt, Brother Xiang, see you tomorrow!" The white-clothed nurse waved the needle, threw a big wink, and left the ward triumphantly.

"You little girl is too cruel. When I recover, I will give you an injection myself." Zhao Yuxiang complained.

The door of the ward was wide open. A doctor in a white coat and a white mask pushed a pallet truck into the ward. He locked the door with his hands back and swept across the empty ward. His eyes fixed on Zhao Yuxiang, and a flash of evil light.

"The nurse who made the rounds just left, the doctor must have gone by mistake!" Zhao Yuxiang said in surprise.

"That's right!" The doctor calmed down, took out the stethoscope from the tray, and said seriously: "He's recovering very well, and he'll be cured in three months. Let's do a dialysis test first!"

"The doctor made a mistake. I'm not suffering from kidney deficiency. I don't need dialysis." Zhao Yuxiang had a weird expression, and quickly reminded him that he knew that all the major departments in the hospital were contracted by the doctors themselves, and anything could happen. If there is an accident, who should you talk to?

"It's okay, I'll give you a thorough treatment first, and I won't charge any money!" The doctor smiled playfully, his eyes narrowed into slits, and he was about to give Zhao Yuxiang dialysis.

"Just kidding, the kidneys don't pass through casually, and my kidneys are not bad." Zhao Yuxiang said frantically with black lines all over his head.

"Don't be afraid, you'll lose money after you get through it!" The doctor said with a smirk.

"You're playing with me, you're not a doctor, who the hell are you?" Zhao Yuxiang roared angrily.

"Brother is a veterinarian, specializing in treating kidney deficiency!" The doctor held his head high, picked up the goose-egg-thick needle in the tray, shook it coquettishly, and said arrogantly: "A shot of glucose will make you feel refreshed. Rediscover his confidence!"

"Paralyzed, get out of here quickly, if you don't get out, I'll call someone." Zhao Yuxiang wanted to cry without tears, his lungs were about to explode, he encountered a neuropathy, and he was acting like a doctor's neuropathy. hang up.

"See if you're calling people to hurry up, or I'm going to give injections faster." The doctor smiled calmly, and the needle tube spun like flying on his finger, as if he was spinning a ballpoint pen, making a mess.

"Brother, stop playing. Who are you? Sit down and talk in detail if you have something to say?" Zhao Yuxiang was about to pee in fright, looking at the big needles pointing back and forth, he was powerless, and his legs and feet were in plaster. The impulse of the tree.

"Brother is really a veterinarian. He gave injections to donkeys, took the legs of yellow dogs, and pulled out the teeth of mules. I'm not bragging. I really know how to see a doctor and treat kidney deficiency!" The doctor said hysterically, holding his hand. Dangling around with a large needle, the needle gleaming coldly, no matter how you look at it, it is a neuropathy.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Zhao Yuxiang burst into tears, crying out of fear for the first time. This psychopath who ran out is too frightening. Why isn't such a scary guy locked up in a mental hospital and released to harm others.He really wanted to call out, but he didn't dare to call out when he saw the shining needle.

"I'm sorry, I didn't find any glucose, so I can only make do with iced black tea." The doctor murmured to himself like Mengmeng, aiming at Zhao Yuxiang's vitals with malicious intentions.

"I can let you kneel down, I'll give you all the money, don't mess around!" Zhao Yuxiang trembled, blushed and his neck was thick, and he almost peed in fright.

"Brother is not short of money, do you have a girl?" The doctor smirked.

"No! My sister has been married a long time ago. If you don't mind, I'll ask you!" Zhao Yuxiang was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood. It's too shameless for him to be crazy, and he wants to be his brother-in-law. , must not kill this guy.

"Ask your sister! You are sick and need to be cured!" The doctor smiled, sat on the hospital bed, took off his mask, and joked, "Gou Xiangzi, long time no see, we can talk about it in detail!"

Zhao Yuxiang was dumbfounded, with black lines on his forehead, looking at Li Hao who was smiling with a playful face, his kidneys were going to explode with anger, and he shouted angrily, "You uncle, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're pretending to be a veterinarian to scare people."

"Congratulations, you guessed it right, brother is really a veterinarian!" Li Hao's face turned cold, he shook the big needle, and said coldly: "I want to ask you a few words, if you dare to lie to me, brother will treat your kidney deficiency. "

"You got me hospitalized, and you dare to come and threaten me." Zhao Yuxiang was stern, thinking of the four of them working together to hire someone to kill Li Hao, he felt guilty for a while.

"You're a dead duck with a stubborn mouth. You can't be more powerful. Look, you can really jump!" Li Hao made a move in an instant, removed the joints of Zhao Yuxiang's arms, quickly put them back on, and then removed the joints again.

Zhao Yuxiang's eyes filled with tears, his eyes turned black from the pain, and beads of sweat dripped down his forehead. He was so mad that he wanted to bite someone, and begged: "Be merciful, Brother Hao, what do you want to ask, hurry up and ask!"

"Gao Qiang found a killer and wanted to kill me, did you know that?" Li Hao said calmly.

(End of this chapter)