Fake Prodigal

Chapter 36
Fei Boxu babbled on for a long time, Li Hao understood, the water in the academy is quite deep, there are many strange monsters, I won’t talk about that dwarf Geng Chunnan, the school girl can understand, the ghost Yin Gui and the bed bully Xiao Jiji , It's not a good bird when you hear it.

"For a while, someone has been plotting against me, so it must be the evil ghost." Li Hao frowned, his face darkened.

"It's possible. I heard that ghosts take money to do things. You are the same table as the school belle. Maybe someone pays money to shade you." Fei Bo said seriously.

"Brother Hao, keep a low profile. You have provoked ghosts and sleep bullies in the first week. It's too ostentatious." Brother Glasses said meaningfully.

Li Hao took out a cigarette, lit it and held it in his mouth, shrugged innocently, and said with a wry smile: "The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, I don't want to cause trouble, please find me."

"Don't mention the disappointment, come and enjoy my collector's edition." Fei Bo showed a smirk, and leaned in front of the computer.

Li Hao smiled without saying a word, looking up at the night sky in a calm and breezy manner, looking unfathomable and masterful.

Fei Bo smiled, and said triumphantly: "Let me tell you something. Two fishermen were fishing at the beach, and one fisherman caught a mermaid. Regardless of the tail of the fish, she must be a super beautiful woman. He thought about it and released the mermaid." , Another fisherman was very sorry and asked: Why? The fisherman shrugged and answered: How?
The glasses brother was born as a master, let me explain first, why the mermaid was released. "

Brother Liu with the glasses frowned slightly, his handsome face was full of confusion, and he said in doubt: "The fisherman is a good man. Seeing how pitiful the mermaid is, he knew he couldn't keep it alive, so he let it go!"

"NO!" Fei Bo yelled strangely, with a smirk on his face, shook his head, and mocked: "It's not good to be a top student, brother Hao should do it."

Li Hao looked at the female dormitory opposite through the window, his back looked extremely bleak, and said calmly: "Another fisherman asked: Why not do it? The fisherman replied: What do you want me to do?"

Fei Bo jumped up from his seat and howled, "Damn it, it's a blockbuster!"

"It's too evil, a pair of bitches!" The glasses brother sneered, and turned his head angrily.

Li Hao jumped off the window sill and picked up the astronomical telescope. Countless girls appeared in front of him. Some were reading books, some were playing with mobile phones, some were using computers, and some were washing their feet. They were of different shapes and colors. After looking for a long time, they couldn't find them. Acquaintances, soon lost interest.

"Little Fatty is fooling me, there is no benefit, he is vague, and he doesn't know any of them." Li Hao said depressingly.

Fei Bo's face was full of rebellion, and he said proudly: "Who said that Hua Yiren, the goddess of beauty in the art department, lives in the dormitory opposite."

"Which one is Huayi, why haven't I heard of it!" Li Hao asked doubtfully.

"Cut!" Feibo and the glasses brother raised their middle fingers, and said loudly with contempt on their faces, "Huaiyi is a Maria Noble Academy, recognized as the goddess of beauty, and the dream lover of all boys. You don't know this, how dare you say it?" A student of the academy."

Li Hao was speechless for a moment, and always thought that Shui Bing Wu was a boy's dream lover, so beautiful that people suffocated, and so cold that strangers should not get close to her, she was the goddess of icebergs.

"Hey, do Huayi people have the beauty of water and ice dancing?" Li Hao questioned.

The glasses brother shook his head, and said in a melodious tone: "It's not the same type. Shuibingwu is as cold as an iceberg, which makes people daunted. Huayi is as delicate and beautiful as a flower, which makes people feel pleasing to the eye. You will know it when you see it."

Fei Bo was obsessed, and said intoxicatedly: "Hua Yiren smiles like a flower. When you say hello to her, she will respond with a smile. I will never forget her charming smile for the rest of my life. She is so beautiful!"

Li Hao has a weird expression, both of them are fascinated by Hua Yiren, especially the brother with glasses, a sissy who likes macho, also falls under Hua Yiren's pomegranate skirt, how beautiful is Hua Yiren?
"Little Fatty, come here and transfer to Hua Yiren's position. Let me identify the goddess." Li Hao's curiosity arose, and he wanted to see Hua Yiren's appearance.

Feibo rushed over, leaned on the astronomical telescope and adjusted it for a while, and said excitedly: "I see, I see, a profile is so beautiful, my goddess!"

"Let me see!" Li Hao leaned over, and through the binoculars, he saw Hua Yiren's cheeks as white as porcelain, her smooth forehead, her tall Qiong nose, her crescent eyebrows, her clear and expressive phoenix eyes, The delicate and charming cherry mouth, the pointed chin, the corners of her mouth are slightly raised, and the cheeks have intoxicating dimples, as beautiful as a lotus emerging from water, and as colorful as a hundred flowers blooming, it is really beautiful.

Li Hao rubbed his eyes, turned his head to look at Fei Bo and Brother Glasses, and said like a dream: "Damn it! You two are living in the dormitory for peeking."

Fei Bo and the glasses brother Xiaoji Peckmi nodded, with mean smiles all over their faces, it seems that they guessed right, they are really a pair of superb silk.

"Feibo, your goddess is not Yao Qingxue, why is it Huayiren?" Li Hao said calmly while lying on the bed.

"Yao Qingxue is a high-ranking queen, and men like it. Huayi is different. She is a gentle and watery goddess of flowers, the lover of my dreams." Fei Bo said with his small eyes shining, shaking his head.

"Speak Mandarin, but I don't understand it!" Li Hao said lazily.

The glasses brother glanced at Fei Bo, and said contemptuously: "Let me explain for Xiaopang, Yao Qingxue is for admiration, and Hua Yiren is for masturbation."

Li Hao coughed twice, looked at Feibo with disdain, his expression changed from astonishment to laughter, and mocked: "Drawing silk is holding silk, and upgrading local tyrants is also holding silk, am I right?"

"Fuck me, the little glasses will expose me, and grab the bird and the dragon's claws." Fei Bo screamed, swinging his hands into an afterimage, and rushed towards the smiling brother with glasses.

"Fatty look at the trick, cut off the legs of the sons and grandchildren!" The glasses brother snorted coquettishly, raised his legs and launched a counterattack, and the two chased and fought.

"Squeak!" The dormitory door opened, and Chen Hao walked into the dormitory with a face full of wind and frost, and looked at Li Hao who was lying on the bed lazily, with a smile on his face, and said enthusiastically: "Great, Brother Hao is also here." , I invite you to have a late-night snack, and everyone go out for a drink or two."

Li Hao waved his hand and said with a smile: "You're too polite, I'll come over to appreciate the goddess and taste the feeling of living in the dormitory."

"It's not ten o'clock yet, the people in the dormitory are finally gathered together, let's go out and have fun!" Fei Bo sat next to Li Hao, and said rigorously.

"Brother Hao, do yourself a favor and go out for supper!" Chen Hao smiled faintly, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, making it impossible to refuse.

Li Hao turned over and sat up, waved his hands, and said flatly: "Eat some barbecue, let's go!"

The four of them turned off the lights and locked the door and left the dormitory building. They talked and laughed and walked into the snack street, which is the street between the men's dormitory and the women's dormitory. Pretty ones, friends discussing games, holding hands, and loud hawkers, selling food and small commodities.

Walking in the crowded crowd, Li Hao looked around and said in surprise: "Why are there so many people, usually there are not many people!"

The glasses brother looked around and said calmly: "There are tens of thousands of students in the college. They attend classes during the day and only come out for activities at night. When I first came, I was also shocked."

Li Hao took the cigarette handed over by Chen Hao, lit it and put it in his mouth, walked into a barbecue stall, the four of them sat around a table, ordered skewers of beer, and chatted.

"Ahao, it's easy to park the car." Li Hao smiled.

"It's okay, my father is a car repairer, and I can drive at a very young age." Chen Hao picked up his glass, took a sip of beer, and said heartily.

"Car repairing is a technical job. If you do it well, you can make a fortune. Do you know how to repair cars?" Li Hao picked up a bunch of tendons and tasted it.

"Of course, my father's car repairing skills have been passed on to me. If your car breaks down, you can ask me to fix it." Chen Hao shook his big strong and strong hands, and said defiantly.

"Hey, Lao Guo said in the cross talk that a motorcycle and three jumpers can spell a big run, can you spell it?" Fei Bo gnawed on his big waist with a smirk on his face.

Chen Hao had a strange expression, he was silent for a while, and joked: "Little fat, you have to be thoughtful, I'll modify your car so that it can become a big Benz."

Fei Bo took a sip of his wine and said cheerfully, "There are countless luxury cars in the academy, but Daben is a scumbag. If you want to change it, you can change it to Ferrari or Lamborghini!"

"Anyone who wants to modify a car can come to me. My father has specialized in car modification for ten years. His skills are excellent and his safety is guaranteed!" Chen Hao was triumphant, and he drank his beer with his head up.

"Uncle is so fierce, it can really guarantee safety!" Li Hao picked up a bunch of crayfish, and remembered the broken Xiali parked in the backyard.

"Must! My dad has repaired cars for more than 20 years, and he has never dismantled any cars. It is not a problem to modify an excavator." Chen Haoniu coaxed a mouthful of his big kidney, and said domineeringly.

"Damn it!" Li Hao exclaimed, opened his mouth wide, knowing that he had met a great master.

(End of this chapter)