Fake Prodigal

Chapter 370
The torrential rain whizzed down, and the big raindrops hit the ground. The branches and leaves of the ghost willow swayed crazily with a strange rhythm, as if they were dancing, revealing a triumphant mood.

"Damn Xiao Mo, where's the bad idea?" Li Hao thought to himself.

"Boss, don't you have a pineapple!" Timo reminded.

"Damn it! It's really a bad idea!" Li Hao's eyes lit up, he quickly took out the pineapple, and was always ready to pull the ring.

"Crackling!" The dense willow branches parted to the sides, revealing the vigorous and haggard tree trunks. Between the dark red trunks, slowly opened a big ferocious mouth, which was full of jagged black sharp teeth. , as sharp as a knife, shone with a cold light, and an unpleasant stench spread in all directions.

"Fuck! Could it be the legendary man-eating tree? It's too rare!" Li Hao said aggrievedly.

"Dead Crow, you're not as foolish as you, so don't say a few words!" Shui Bingwu wanted to cry, but looked at the bloody mouth in shock, thinking that she would be thrown into it, and shivered in fear.

"Don't be afraid, Xiao Wu, you guys are awesome. If you want to be a hero and save the beauty, you can think about it..." Li Hao looked arrogant, standing on his head and tossing his hair, posing in a cool pose.

Shui Bingwu smiled through tears, looked at Li Hao's distressed look, shook his head speechlessly, and joked: "I found out that I have always been unlucky when I met you. If I promise you with my body, will I be unlucky for the rest of my life!"

"Guys are gods of war, you will understand sooner or later that I am different!" Li Hao was still bragging, and the ghost willow was obviously impatient. Li Hao, who was the most jumping on the willow branch, slowly approached the bloody mouth, Just eating the savory dessert.

"At the same table, Xiao Wu wants to eat spicy strips!" Shui Bingwu's expression changed, recalling every little thing they had together, tears flowed out, and she showed a sad and miserable smile.

"Bingmei is sorry, I will repay you in the next life." Bingmei said bitterly with tears in her eyes.

"Brother Li, Xuelan is so scared!" Xuelan burst into tears and closed her eyes in despair.

"Tom Cat, go down and wait for me, let's go on the road together!" Er Niu said with tears in the corners of his eyes.

Li Hao had a ferocious expression, and was less than eight meters away from the big mouth of the blood basin. Looking at the pitch-black pineapple painted with a white skull, he bit off the tab and threw his hand at the big mouth of the blood basin, shouting: "Bastard, what are you doing?" If you want to eat Lao Tzu, it will blow your teeth all over the floor."

"Boom!" The pineapple, emitting wisps of green smoke, accurately fell into the bloody mouth, making a crisp sound.

The monkey's eyes lit up, he shrank his neck in fright, put his head in his hands, and reminded loudly: "The pineapple is going to explode, protect your head!"

"Boom!" There was a deafening sound, the dazzling fire flashed from the bloody mouth, the ground trembled three times, the bark splashed everywhere, and the teeth flew to the sky. Accompanied by the dark red liquid, the thousand-year-old ghost willow was like a shofar wind, It shook violently, and the willow branches trembled, letting go of everyone's feet.

Everyone put down the dumplings, fell into the mud pit, and stared at the convulsed ghost willow in disbelief, with indescribably weird expressions.

Li Hao was deaf in both ears, black and white alternated in front of his eyes, and he fell to the ground on his back. He was the closest to the ghost willow. The aftermath of the explosion was so terrifying that his brain froze instantly, and his mind went blank.

"Run away, throw the pole!" Er Niu roared, picked up Li Hao who was covered in bombs, threw off his big feet, and fled in despair.

Everyone was still in shock, and reacted instantly, followed Er Niu's footsteps, and fled in embarrassment like a frightened deer, who didn't care about the image of a lady, and ran away desperately.

I don't know how long it took, Li Hao woke up, shook his head, opened his eyes, and his vision gradually became clear. A dilapidated small village appeared everywhere, wisps of cooking smoke rose, and the lights became brighter and brighter.

"It finally came out, I almost hung up, let's put it down!" Li Hao sighed, full of emotion, just a little bit, he fell into the bloody mouth, and became the supper of the thousand-year-old ghost willow.

"I'm also tired from running, why don't you go to the village for a rest and stay in an inn for dinner!" Er Niu was sweating profusely, put down Li Hao who was sober, stretched his neck, and showed a simple and honest smile.

Li Hao stood on the ground, his feet were a little weak, he calmed down, his eyes swept away one by one, the little Taoist nun who was so embarrassed and out of breath, scratched her head, and said awkwardly: "It's no problem to enter the village. , all the cash is gone, there is only one gold card left, can the inn use the card.”

"Boss, don't be ridiculous, this place doesn't even have a network cable, how do you swipe your card?" Monkey smiled wryly.

"Fraud! Don't worry, I have money here!" Shui Bingwu said coquettishly, and walked briskly towards the hazy village in the distance.

"Xiao Wu, does it still count as a body promise?" Li Hao asked excitedly after following.

"Not counting!" Shui Bingwu walked forward quickly without turning her head.

Li Hao was so depressed that he thought that he could fly with each other in secret, but he didn't expect to be happy and fetch water with a bamboo basket in vain, so he had to follow behind dejectedly.

Ten minutes later, everyone came to the entrance of the village. The tall archway was engraved with the seal characters of Luliu Village, and two tall willows were planted at the entrance of the village. The willow branches fluttered in the wind and the willow leaves rattled.

Everyone shivered for a while, their faces were cloudy and uncertain, and they took three steps back, staring at the two big willow trees with horror, their heartbeats suddenly accelerated.

"I'm hungry, let's go in first!" Er Niu stroked his chest, patted his empty stomach, and walked into the village entrance shaking his arms.

"Don't be afraid, this is not a burial hill!" Li Haoyun smiled lightly, and strode in. Everyone was silent for a moment, and quickly chased after him.

Walking into the entrance of the village, there are dilapidated two-story earthen buildings on both sides, with faded and painted signboards hanging on them. The business is obviously not good. I only see convenience supermarkets, grain and oil grocery stores, mobile phone payment stores, and steamed bun porridge shops. Small restaurant with home cooking.

Everyone walked to the door of the restaurant. There was a mighty door god on the door. The two men wore helmets and armor, each carrying a cooked copper sword and a whip. The door gods were Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong, famous generals in the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

Li Hao opened the door and walked in. There was a flower in front of his eyes. There was a gossip mirror hanging on the opposite wall. It was swinging in front of the gate. In the lobby, there were nine worn-out Eight Immortals tables, surrounded by blue plastic square stools, and chopsticks on the table. Baskets, and bottles of soy sauce and vinegar!

"Guests, please sit down!" The girl smiled brightly and wiped the table. Li Hao and others sat around the table, protesting unconvincingly.

"What do the guests want, stir-fried vegetables in cold dishes, cooked cod, steamed buns and dumplings!"

"Two packs of cigarettes first, if you have any good food, just serve it!" Li Hao waved his hand domineeringly, and said freely.

(End of this chapter)