Fake Prodigal

Chapter 43

As the sun set, the scorching sun dyed the sky red. Li Hao leisurely got off the bus and entered the night market with his schoolbag on his shoulders.

In the noisy and lively night market, bustling with people, at the gate of Li's Traditional Chinese Medicine Center, Father Li is sitting in a rocking chair with a smoking pipe in his mouth, dressed in a white silk and satin Tang suit, holding a bamboo birdcage, watching the endless stream of people. flow of people.

Li Hao smiled all over his face, strode to the door, and said excitedly: "Daddy is back, is the casino fun?"

"Boy, go into the room and talk." Father Li lifted the birdcage, got up and walked into the medical hall.

It was quiet and cool in the medical clinic. Father Li teased the thrush, leaned on the teacher's chair, and said leisurely: "This trip, I stayed at your second uncle's house for a week. Your cousin A Xie invited you to go across the sea during the winter vacation. Play."

"I heard that the casino city is full of flowers, gold everywhere, beautiful women, and rich men as many as the crucian carp crossing the river. Is it true?" Li Hao took a sip of herbal tea and chatted with interest.

"That's right, the casino city is a place for money-lovers. Casinos and entertainment cities, nightclubs and bars are blooming everywhere. It's a paradise for the rich, a hell for the poor, a city of drunkenness and dreams." Father Li took a deep breath of his pipe, with a haughty expression on his face, and exhaled a circle. circle smoke.

"Good place! I'm going to have fun during the winter vacation!" Li Hao said enthusiastically.

"I picked up some local products and put them in the refrigerator. Heat them up in the microwave and cook dinner by myself. I've eaten it. Let's go out for a stroll!" Father Li waved his hands calmly and walked out of the hospital with the birdcage in his hand. .

An hour later, Li Hao and Timo had dinner and sat leisurely on the sofa, watching the news broadcast. Teemo tilted his head, sat on Li Hao's shoulder, and said in a low voice: "The old man is so weird and dangerous. Like, don't mention me."

"Ann! You will be invisible, so there is nothing to be afraid of." Li Hao said casually.

"Master Teemo has gone to sleep, call me when dinner is served." Timo said weakly.

"Little greedy cat! Go to sleep!" Li Hao shook his head speechlessly.

"Good night, cute!" Teemo's small figure disappeared, and Li Hao got a cute Teemo tattoo.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Father Li walked leisurely into the living room with a black package in his hand, looked at the drowsy Li Hao, casually put the package on the coffee table, sat on the sofa, and said seriously: "Little rabbit My son, cheer up, the stars and the moon are dim tonight, you can't see your fingers, it's very suitable for cultivation."

Li Hao shuddered, shook his head and sat up straight, and said in surprise, "That's right! It's the middle of the night, what are you practicing for?"

"Swallow Gate's lightness kung fu stunt!" Father Li opened the package, his face full of rage, and he said enthusiastically: "During the Republic of China, your grandpa swallow Li San ran rampant in the world, and no one could stop him. He was known as the best lightness kung fu in the world. He entered the Forbidden City at night. Patronizing the presidential palace, robbing the Kwantung Army headquarters, and visiting the mansions of the commanders-in-chief in various provinces at night, relying on the unique skill of the swallows!

Have you been slack in three years? "

"I practice kungfu every day, and my kung fu has never fallen!" Li Hao said seriously.

"Swallow three times, have you mastered it?" Father Li took out a set of black night clothes from the package and threw it to Li Hao.

"Hey, I don't dare to say that I have practiced well, but I have just started!" Li Hao put on his night clothes, twisted his neck, his joints exploded like firecrackers, he was immediately full of energy, and his eyes sparkled.

After changing his clothes, Mr. Li wore a red night clothes and a pitch-black cloak. Four facial masks were laid flat on the coffee table. He picked up the Tang Monk mask and put it on his face, and said lightly: "Teacher, choose one to wear Bar!"

Li Hao put on the Bajie mask, shook his head in the mirror, patted his belly, and said with a smirk: "Master, the old pig is going to Huazhai, so I will be a female donor!"

"It's really good. Bajie is greedy for food and lust, very similar to you." Father Li sneered, turned off the light and opened the window, looked up at the dark night sky, and jumped out of the window with his feet on the ground.

Li Hao had a weird expression, and it really looked like it when he thought about it carefully. In a moment of distraction, Father Li had already arrived outside the house, and he urged in displeasure: "Don't be dazed, follow up!"

"Here we come!" Li Hao came back to his senses, jumped out of the window, stepped on the eaves and jumped to the roof of the second floor.

Old man Li stood with his hands behind his back, stood on the roof and looked around, and said in a cold voice: "Cultivation has officially started, and I will lead the way. Don't fall behind!" Leaping high, the black cloak fluttered with the wind, pulling the wind to the extreme, and fell to the roof of the old Wang next door. His figure flashed and disappeared on the roof.

"Wait for me!" Li Hao exclaimed, galloped like chicken blood, ran to the eaves, stepped three feet in one step, and stepped on the roof of the old Wang next door, without stopping, chasing after the old man in front of him .

Father Li's red clothes were like blood, his cloak was like ink, his hands were behind his back, he was running too fast, his legs turned into afterimages, he leaped over independent small buildings, and soon he left the ghost street and stepped into a civilian residential area.

Li Hao was sweating profusely, breathing rapidly, running like flying, the speed reached the limit, hanging tightly behind Li Laopa, keeping a distance of about 20 meters.

The civilian residential area is lightly lit, and the eight-story buildings are lined up in a row. The surrounding fields are silent, only the whistling wind blows.

Father Li looked back suddenly, his eyes sparkled, Tang Monk's mask was very strange, he waved his hands, kicked his feet on the ground and jumped high, rushed to the balcony on the second floor, and jumped to the balcony on the third floor with another kick!
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" Father Li stood proudly on the top of the building, his cloak fluttering in the wind, condescendingly looking down, and waved his hands freely, beckoning Li Hao to follow.

"Damn it! It's crazy!" Li Hao looked up at the black shadow on the eighth floor with bitterness on his face, shook his head helplessly, and followed Li's example, rushing up the eighth floor.

"You're too slow, kid, the oil shuttle turns white...short practice!" Father Li looked at the panting Li Hao climbing up the roof, and said contemptuously.

"Stop playing, run out for seven or eight miles, and jump around on the roof. It's good to keep up!" Li Hao was out of breath and full of complaints.

"Hehe, the practice has just begun. The buildings in front of us are in a row, with a distance of ten meters between them. It is very suitable for swallows to go to the water. You know what I mean!" Father Li looked up at the dark night sky, with lightning flashing in his eyes, and said with a schadenfreude. .

"If you step on the ground, you will jump off the building and commit suicide!" Li Hao was startled and smiled wryly.

"Stop talking, come with me!" Father Li bent his waist into a bow, with his hands behind his back, his legs spinning like hot wheels, and his body like a sharp arrow shooting out, instantly jumped out of the roof and across two buildings The distance between them fell to the top of another building without a sound.

"Swish, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!" Without stopping, Old Man Li was as swift as a rabbit taking off his feet. He stepped across the buildings like a javelin, standing alone at the end of the tall building. Overbearing mess!
Li Hao's forehead was covered with black lines, and he looked up at the black shadow in the distance. He gritted his teeth, and with all his strength, he retreated to the end of the roof. It flew across the night sky like a petrel and landed on the roof of the building next door.

As soon as the soles of his feet touched the ground, Li Hao didn't stop walking. He rushed out as if taking drugs, and jumped to the top of the next building. He repeated this seven times, and finally landed in front of Father Li.

"I..I..It's done!" Li Hao was exhausted, his night clothes were drenched with sweat, he fell to the ground, panting heavily, sweating like rain, bean-sized beads of sweat dripped down Bajie's mask Drops hit the ground.

Old man Li didn’t blush and was not out of breath. Standing on the top of the building, he leisurely admired the night, and joked: “Swallows face the water three times! Even if you are a small success, you are still far from a big success. You have learned the four great skills of the Swallow Gate Eighth, the secret of bone shrinkage has been passed on to you, and you can comprehend it by yourself."

"You mean, I'm a teacher!" Li Hao lay on the ground, his face full of excitement.

"Don't dream, you haven't learned yet. The old man created his own unique secret technique, which can reach the sky in one step." Father Li stood proudly in the night sky, with a full face and an endlessly arrogant tone. Among the three generations of the Li family, he was the second. Dare to be the number one, he not only practiced the peerless lightness kung fu of Yan Zi San Chaoshui, but also created his own unique secret skill "reaching the sky in one step" for the first time.

Li Hao slowly got up from the ground, recovered some of his physical strength, and said in doubt: "The name is quite domineering, I don't know if it is fierce or not?"

"Boy, let me show you what it means to ascend to the sky in one step and catch your eyes!" Father Li suddenly took a step forward before he could finish his sentence, and he stepped out of the roof of the building, falling downstairs like a kite with a broken string.

"Don't...jump!" Li Hao exclaimed, and quickly rushed to the edge of the roof, looking downstairs with his head, and saw a black shadow like wind and electricity, his clothes swayed in the strong wind, and fell lightly to the ground, cotton balls fell to the ground , there is no sound!
Father Li stood downstairs vigorously, his figure seemed to be much taller, exuding a dazzling glow, he raised his head and waved his hands, his eyes were shining with lightning in the dark night, extremely fierce.

"It's too perverted, I didn't play like that!" Li Hao's expression was sluggish, he looked downstairs in a daze, he stretched out his hand to cover his face frantically, and it sounded loud, it was the secret skill of jumping from a building, thinking of practicing jumping from a building, he had the urge to hit the wall, What are you doing, it's too deceitful!
"Crack!" Li Hao felt a pain in the back of his head, causing him to twitch. He suddenly looked back, and was shocked to find that at some point, Father Li was standing behind him.

"Little rabbit, see clearly!" Father Li said coldly.

"Understood, climbing to the sky in one step is jumping off a building!" Li Hao said bitterly with a strange expression.

"Crack!" Li Hao was hit on the back of the head again, he scratched his head, and looked innocently at the distraught father Li.

"Little bastard, if you dare to underestimate Lao Tzu's one-step ascending to the sky, be careful and I will kick you downstairs." Father Li blew his beard and stared, and the corners of his mouth twitched. The most proud masterpiece in his life was his original creation of one-step ascending to the sky, and his lightness kung fu reached the pinnacle of his life.

"Just kidding, don't take it seriously!" Li Hao said weakly with a playful smile.

"The secret to reaching the sky in one step is to have a mind like still water. I am a flying swallow, and the flying swallow is me. I sink into my dantian, and the moment I land on the ground, I burst out!" Father Li said succinctly and decisively: "Do you remember?"

"OK! It's very simple, go through it once!" Li Hao smiled slightly and wrote down the secret.

"One step to the sky!" Father Li roared, and kicked Li Hao's little butt, Li Hao rushed forward, stepped out of the roof, screamed, and fell downstairs.

"I'm coming!" Father Li followed closely behind, stepped out of the roof of the building, and fell down.

"Damn it!" Li Hao turned pale with shock, his mind went blank, windows whizzed by in front of him, the broom head was blown by the harsh wind, his night clothes fluttered in the wind, and his hands and feet scratched at the void.

"The heart is like still water!" The voice of enlightenment reached his ears, Li Hao widened his eyes, and was horrified to find that Old Li was standing beside him, and the two fell parallel to each other.

Seeing the encouraging eyes of old man Li, Li Hao instantly became full of energy, with a backbone, like a man against the current, grasping the straw of life-saving, no longer scratching with his hands and feet, imitating old man Li's calm and unhurried appearance, and falling down .

Li Hao held back his dantian qi, and the moment he was about to hit the ground, it burst out suddenly, and his feet landed firmly on the ground. In his mind, thunder and lightning flashed wildly, and he couldn't support himself.

"Hahaha, good boy, you are worthy of being my seed, awesome!" Father Li was ecstatic, slapped Li Hao on the shoulder triumphantly, and laughed wildly with his face full of complacency.

"Scared me to death! How can there be a father like you, he is a child cheating father, you cheat the child instead!" Li Hao was almost scared to pee, even if he jumped from the eighth floor, he couldn't calm down.He wants to cry but has no tears. In the mood at this moment, he has two tears in silence, and the sound of camel bells rings in his ears.

"Hey, you are content! When I jumped off the building for the first time, I fell and limped!" Father Li had a smirk on his face, and he didn't mind telling his embarrassing things.

"Woo! It won't be broken!" Li Hao wailed twice, terrified, his legs seemed to lose consciousness, and his knees softened and he knelt on the ground.

Father Li couldn't help but laugh, and joked: "Little bastard, don't scare me, get out!"

The dark environment suddenly brightened, four or five bright flashlights shone here, the sound of hurried footsteps resounded loudly, arrogant cursing and piercing dog barking sounded from afar.

"Woof, woof, woof! Residents report that someone failed to cross the tribulation and fell from the sky!"

"Wow, woof, woof! There is a fool laughing wildly. Could it be that the tribulation was successful!"

"Wow! There's a pair of psychos, catch them!"

"Wow! Brothers, catch the thief!"

"Close the door and let the dogs go!"

In the dark, they rushed towards a group of small security guards. They led the big wolf dog, shouted loudly, and rushed forward majesticly.

"The wind is tight, huh!" Li Hao and Li's father stared at each other, and exclaimed, Li Hao jumped up from the ground, and ran away, and Li's father followed closely. The two fled in embarrassment and disappeared. In the dark night!

(End of this chapter)