Fake Prodigal

Chapter 96
"Believe in Timo, you will have eternal life! Recite it a hundred times silently, I am a favorite, you will not die if you fall." Timo tilted his cute little head, waved his little claws, and said cheerfully.

Li Hao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he cupped Timo's face with both hands, shook it violently, and said angrily: "Little magic stick, don't fool me!"

Timo's little head shook violently, as if he had taken medicine, his big cute eyes spun around, and he fell precariously into Li Hao's arms.

"Torturing small animals is so immoral, I strongly condemn you!" Timo said angrily, pinching Xiao Man's waist and sticking out his chubby belly.

"Crack!" There was a deafening muffled thunder, exploding like heaven and earth, and the heavy rain that had been brewing for a long time was about to begin.

"I'm going to jump, are you ready?" Li Hao stood in front of the guardrail, facing the howling wind, overlooking the bustling city, took out a wrinkled cigarette, lit it in his mouth, and took a deep breath He took a breath, spit out the cigarette in one gulp, and jumped down suddenly.

"Fly to the sky! Yo hoo!" Li Hao let out a howl of Mount Tai leaping over the jungle, his body in a large shape swept across the night sky, domineering like throwing an apple from the Leaning Tower of Pisa, heroic like throwing a heavy bomb in a latrine, and arrogant like a flying saucer falling , It was a mess.

"Cute! Yay!" Timo stood on Li Hao's shoulder, waving his fluffy little paws, his fluff stood up in excitement, and let out a childish growl.

The biting night wind blew Teemo's fur, and the black cloak was blown away, making the skull mask look extremely ferocious.

"Yo Hoo!" Li Hao's eyes widened, and he screamed strangely, the windows disappeared in an instant, the surrounding scenery distorted and deformed, flashed like a carousel, and fell down.

In front of the floor-to-ceiling glass on the 38th floor, the man's eyes blurred for a moment. Tang Seng slipped suddenly, blinding his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. He rubbed his eyes with his hands, his face distorted and deformed, and cursed in a low voice.

"Oh my god, Tang Seng failed in the robbery and fell down!"

"Yo Hoo!" A wild roar slid across the night sky, the hunk man and the young woman raised their heads at the same time, and an evil ghost roared down from the sky, slid past their eyes and disappeared.

"Damn it! Another one who was struck by lightning, hit evil!" The man's face was black and gray, and he stared out the window with round eyes, unable to calm down anymore, overly frightened.

"Crack!" The pouring rain swept across the sky, and the bean-sized raindrops slid across the night sky like arrows, intertwined into a hazy rain curtain, and hit the ground heavily, breaking into eight petals.

Li Hao tightened his cloak with both hands, gliding in the night sky like a little swallow, swinging from side to side, drops of crystal clear raindrops followed him to the ground.

"Boom!" Li Hao stomped heavily on the roof of a Porsche, and the roof of the sports car twisted and collapsed in an instant. A pair of young men and women pushed the door open, looked at Li Hao standing on the roof with horror, and screamed horribly.

"Oh! Damn it, run away!" The man and woman ran away with hands and feet, and disappeared into the night.

Li Hao twisted his neck twice, made a crisp sonic boom, jumped off the roof of the car, swayed a few times, appeared beside Father Li, and said weakly: "Oh yeah, I'm a disciple! "

Father Li patted him on the shoulder vigorously, nodded with emotion, and said rigorously: "A word of caution, people who walk in the night are not afraid of the sky or the earth, only they are afraid of bumping into dirty things!

As the saying goes, if you walk too much at night, you will run into ghosts sooner or later!
Remember!Remember! "

Li Hao was full of excitement, and teased: "Remember, I'm not a night owl, and I won't run around when I have nothing to do."

"The theory of ghosts and gods is unimaginable, and science can't explain it! Don't take Lao Tzu's words as wind, and when you hit evil, it's too late to regret it!" Father Li said earnestly.

"Understood!" Li Haosu murmured as he stood with his hands up.

"It's raining, put away your clothes!" Father Li shook his body a few times before disappearing into the night.

A burst of joyful mobile phone ringing interrupted Li Hao's rhythm. He took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, his brows furrowed. This is an unfamiliar number with no place of affiliation.

"Hey! In the middle of the night, a ghost is calling!" Li Hao cursed and said unhappily.

"Hello! Am I right?" A sweet female voice sounded, full of doubts.

"It's raining cats and dogs, the moonlight is beautiful, the beauty is alone in the vacant room, and she's so lonely, do you want me to go and say hello, my brother is very helpful." Li Hao had a smirk on his face, the whisper was too sweet, at least three plus signs.

"Get out! I'm Chen Jiaqi, you're blatantly harassing the police, I want to arrest you." A high-pitched and cold voice, the lion's roar stimulated Li Hao's eardrums.

Li Hao hung up the phone resolutely, rubbed his ears, and thought that there was an affair, but he didn't expect it to be a savage police girl, this is so depressing!

The bell rang again, Li Hao answered the phone, let out a breath, and said sleepily: "Who! It's so disgusting to disturb people's dreams in the middle of the night."

"Stop pretending! If you dare to hang up on this girl's phone, believe it or not, I will kill you and throw you into the bitter kiln!" Chen Jiaqi's angry voice was full of gunpowder.

"The policewoman is too angry, if you want to get angry, I can help." Li Hao said meaningfully.

"Shameless guy, you still dare to tease me!" Chen Jiaqi said angrily.

"It's in the middle of the night, do you have something to say?" Li Hao was standing in the rainstorm, his whole body was already drenched, the rainwater slid down his cheeks line by line, he was as desolate and shameless as a drowning dog, and his whole body was shivering from the cold.

"The operation failed, the bald man died!" Chen Jiaqi said sadly.

"Damn it! What did you do? Did Xie Hui catch you?" Li Hao frowned, his face darkened. Although the bald man was a bad guy, he never hurt anyone.Compared with some fat guys, I don't know how many times stronger.

"Xie Hui didn't show up. When I arrived, I only saw the bald man's body!" Chen Jiaqi said sadly.

"You leaked the news, let Xie Hui know, and killed people to silence it?" Li Hao asked in surprise.

"I don't know, I really don't know, woo woo woo!" Chen Jiaqi choked up and cried, sounding very sad.

"Don't be sad! Come out and hang around, sooner or later you will pay it back, the bald man won't blame you, come out and chat on the weekend!" Li Hao comforted.

"Call you on the weekend, goodbye!" Chen Jiaqi hung up the phone lonely.

(End of this chapter)