Lord, don't leave your husband

Chapter 14 Once Became "Mr. Meixie" (7)
"It's a good thing, what about going to hell?" Mu Yanling scolded.

"It's a good thing, why don't you let your son go?" Lai San yelled, "I just realized that it must be a bad thing! It turns out that there is something tricky in it! Anyway, I won't do it!"

"Bastard!" Mu Yanling raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, "This matter has been publicized, so there is no room for you to go back on your word!"

"What's the point of preaching or not? There are plenty of people who repent and remarry. Go find someone else. Anyway, I don't want to marry her. This life is hard, and I definitely can't hold it back! Really, don't believe it, my lord. I've been really unlucky since I got married. Can't get any worse! Grab all the Pai Gows!" Lai San just shook his head.

"Don't believe those nonsense, this marriage was calculated by Master Ziyuan himself, how can those ignorant villagers be able to say it."

"The monk still cares about matchmaking."

"The master is an old friend of the prince, and the princess is the only flesh and blood of the prince, so the master was invited to come forward. Do you think anyone can find him?" "So what?"

"Lai San, what happened? After you saw God's will, why did you gossip and insist on regretting your marriage? Don't tell me you are just jealous! I can still tell whether you are telling the truth. If you Tell me honestly, I am the one to make the decision." Mu Yanling restrained his temper and asked, "What's the matter? When I saw God's will today, she treated you badly?"

"She... huh... what could be wrong with her? It couldn't be better! Buy one get one free, and I even brought a small one! How well-behaved I am as a young lady in the big family, who knows the child I'm pregnant! It's been several months, no wonder you're in such a hurry to get married, others are not easy to mess with, so you got a fresh and hot green hat, and you're going to put it on my head, so I'm a scapegoat?"

Lai San felt uncomfortable for a while. He never dared to think about the incredible things, but now he really doesn't want to.Anyway, Yue Tianyi just asked him to stay by his side. He felt that he didn't want money anymore, and he didn't want officials anymore. Everything was like a joke. As long as Uncle Qi was safe, he would rather go back and be his bastard.

When Lai San said this, Mu Yanling didn't have any doubts anymore. This person had to meet the princess, probably because he heard people around him talking about the princess's pregnancy and wanted to get confirmation.It was he who intentionally spread the news that the princess was pregnant. Although it was only spread among the officials of the palace, the people below heard a few words occasionally. I am afraid that the spread was even more bizarre, and they might even mock him. He listened Temporary anger is also there.

"Don't listen to people talking nonsense!" Mu Yanling frowned, "Nothing!"

"I don't care about that much. It doesn't matter whether she has or not. As long as we get married, the yellow mud falls into the crotch, and it's either shit or shit! Unless you tell people yourself, the little princess is innocent and not second-hand." Goods! Otherwise, I will lose face!"

"Presumptuous!" Mu Yanling scolded, "What kind of status are you, it's enough for you to pick and choose!"

"I don't care! Now I want money and money, and officials and officials, so why should I be judged?"

Mu Yanling laughed angrily, where did his money and his officials come from?If it wasn't for his coincidence, and the timing is right, you can explain to the outside world, can this money and this official position be his turn?
"Brother Lai, life is too short. If you care about everything, you may not even be able to keep what you have. If you gain something, you lose it. You'd better open some." Mu Yanling said lightly.

Well, Lai San breathed a sigh of relief. Hearing his threatening words, his attention was already focused on his nonsense. He knew that this level was basically over, but he had to do the finishing work.

"What do you mean...you can still take these things back?" Lai San pretended to be very shocked.

"Appointing and dismissing officials is my job." Mu Yanling acquiesced to him, "Money is even more fleeting, gains and losses are very common."

"Then... that's fine." After a long time, Lai San showed an extremely aggrieved look, and said, "Forget about it, then you have to promise that this kind of thing will not happen in the future, my child is mine, this One cuckold is enough, but no more."

What do you have next?Mu Yanling thought to himself, but of course he wouldn't say it, he just said: "Don't worry about this matter."

"There is one more thing...it is very important to me."

"what's up?"

"It's still about children, and people laugh at me."

"You can rest assured about this matter, no one will laugh at you in the future, they will only envy you!" Mu Yanling said, "As long as you are obedient, you can just enjoy your glory and wealth from now on, and if you have any troubles, just tell me, and I will help you." You solve it."

"Really? You help me solve it?" Lai San asked.

"nature!,'

"That's good." Lai San said, "They say that marrying the princess is a marriage. In the future, the child will have her surname Yue, so what can I do? Anyway, I, Lai San, am also a man, and our family is still waiting for me to carry on the family line." What! Master Mu, you must help me solve this matter! My grandfather's surname is Lai, my father's surname is Lai, and my future child must also be named Lai!"

"This is not acceptable!" Mu Yanling said immediately.Just kidding, it's mainly for this child, otherwise what's the use of you?Surname Lai?Even if his son married the princess, he didn't expect the child's surname to be Mu.

Lai Sanyi was not happy to hear this, and said: "Master Mu, you are wrong, just now you said that you can help me solve anything, but in a blink of an eye you don't admit it! Look at it, everyone doubted it at first. , now even children can’t have my surname, so why don’t you laugh at other people’s big teeth?”

Mu Yanling's patience was exhausted, and he scolded: "This matter has been decided, and there is no need to go back on it! At most three or two months, the decree of the knighthood will come down, if you go back on it now, it will be a crime of beheading! Being implicated! Let me tell you, it doesn't matter whether you are willing or not, even if you die, the body must be worshiped by me!"

Lai San immediately threw the cup worth five taels of gold in his hand to the ground, lay down on the ground himself, and cried out: "Murderer! Forced marriage! The daughter of the prince's family can't get married. Master Tai Shi will help you!" Forced marriage, if you don't agree, you will kill! How can such a thing happen, it's unreasonable!"

When he made a fuss, the guards at the door immediately came in and looked at Mu Yanling, not knowing what to do.

Mu Yanling was so angry that his veins were throbbing, he had long forgotten the question of why he went to find the little princess, and scolded: "Catch me, and send it to the office of ceremonies tomorrow morning to write a marriage letter! Go to the main street !"

"Let go of me! I'm quitting! I want to go home!" Such yells could be heard throughout the night in Taishi Mansion.

Early the next morning, under the auspices of a dozen guards, the newly appointed Captain Zhiguo was dragged into the Sili Yamen to write a marriage proposal.

The palm seal of the Sili Yamen is an old man in his fifties, prematurely aging, and his eyes are already dim.However, the princess's marriage is the top priority, he came out immediately after hearing the news, and wrote the marriage letter himself.

He first took a sneak peek at the mysterious figure who had recently been rumored among his colleagues—it wasn't like others privately speculated that it might be Mu Yanling's illegitimate son.At least they don't look alike at all, and they don't seem to be as similar to Pan An as others said, they just have ordinary looks.

Fortunately, he is full of energy and has a lively appearance, but this expression is slightly uneasy, as if he is looking for someone to fight, he does not drink tea when he is served, and several people hold him down when he sits on the chair I can only sit still, is it too nervous?

The ceremonial officer leaned over his desk and wrote the intermarriage letter, which was written on two papers, which were exchanged and sealed with a letter.Exchanging marriage certificates with each other is going through the legal process.On the head of the marriage letter, it is natural that today is a certain day of the month, and then the name of the applicant. After writing here, the ceremonial officer raised his head and asked Lai San with a smile: "Captain, your name is..."

"Raisan!"

"Oh... I think the captain is the third, may I ask your name..."

"Toad." Lai San thought about it for a while and replied with a cold face.His name is Lai San, where did he get his name?
"Toad?" The ceremonial officer was taken aback for a moment, and he couldn't help asking again for confirmation.

"Yes! Toad!"

"Lai...toad?"

Lai San rolled his eyes and said: "Isn't it just a snail, otherwise I can eat swan meat? I can't change my name or surname when I sit down! Just call me a toad!"

The ceremonial officer opened his mouth wide and said, "This... Lord Captain, on the day of marriage, the marriage letter will be pasted on the street patrol sign and people will walk around!"

"So what?" Lai San asked.

How about it?The ceremonial officer said: "Everyone can see the name taboo on the marriage certificate. This...is called Toad, so...it's better to change it to a more elegant one."

According to his guard, he winked at the chief of ceremonies, meaning that he doesn't need to tell Lai San, but just think of a name for himself.

The ceremonial officer also found that the atmosphere was not right. The captain did not look happy, but seemed to be looking for faults.This is really strange!Obviously it is a good thing that everyone admires, but many years of life experience told him that this matter cannot be mixed!

The official of ceremonies took a peek at Lai San before writing, and thought to himself, what name should I give you?There is nothing special about this kid, he is not tall, his features are barely above average, and he is so vulgar and ignorant that he doesn't even know a word, let alone his family background, how can he be so born? good luck?Marry the princess, be a guest of honor, and be a princess.Who said there won't be pies in the sky?Such a good thing that everyone admires...

Huh?Everyone is envious, so be envious!These two characters have enough strokes!
Thinking of this, the ceremonial officer wrote down the three characters of the applicant "Lai Chengxian" in correct hairpin lowercase letters.

Lai San was staring at him all the time this time, saw the word "envy", looked at him repeatedly, and said, "It's the word "hamo"! Your handwriting is good, sir. Remember to drink my wedding wine when the time comes!"

The ceremonial officer heaved a sigh of relief, the rest were routines, he moved his pen like flying, finished writing quickly, and dried the ink.According to the usual practice, after writing, you should read it aloud. He saluted first, and read the two marriage letters of the man and woman together with Lai San. When the time comes, the two parties exchange with each other, and the marriage is settled.

"Captain, the marriage letter is finished, are you satisfied with it?" the chief of ceremonies asked cautiously.

"Not bad!" Lai San looked at it for a while and gave a positive evaluation.He didn't know if it was good or not, he saw that every ink character was as beautiful as printed on a book, every single stroke was flawless, and the old man basically couldn't understand a single word when he read the content of the marriage letter in rhythmic rhythm. But presumably there is a lot of knowledge in it, so I won't say no against my conscience.

The ceremonial officer heaved a sigh of relief, stood up and bowed, almost bent to the ground, and said, "Congratulations, Duke!"

Lai San said: "Didn't Master Mu say that it would take three to two months to issue the documents for the title?"

The ceremonial officer straightened up and said with a smile: "There is absolutely no mistake in this matter, and congratulations in advance are also due!"

The guards behind Lai San also bowed neatly and said in unison: "Congratulations, Duke!"

At this moment, he should feel very smug or excited!Married a daughter-in-law, the most important thing in life!Lai San and Seventh Uncle had imagined the scene of marrying a daughter-in-law countless times when the weather was warm and there was no shortage of food and clothing.But they never imagined that they could marry a princess as their wife, and they never imagined that a group of officials would surround him and respectfully salute him.
He wanted an ordinary woman, a woman who really belonged to him, as long as there was such a person, he would treat her like a fairy!You must treat her like a jewel!But God directly saved the middle link and gave him a fairy... Lai San knew clearly that the woman on the marriage certificate was the one who was about to become his wife in name, and she just bloomed without the need for him to care and cherish. Glorious woman.

"Congratulations, Duke!" Officer Li felt that his brain was congested, and he lowered his head too much for too long, and Mr. Lai's toad still didn't respond, so he had to remind again.

"Okay! Thank you so much! Congratulations and congratulations! I have a reward for you!" Lai San had already resumed his playful smile, and as he spoke, he took out two copper coins from his pocket and put them in the hand of the ceremonial officer.

The ceremonial officer held two pieces of money and was inexplicably astonished.

This reward is too heavy!

Today, Mu Yanling returned home in a sedan chair, and rubbed his eyes at the door, only to see a shining golden God of Wealth standing in the middle.When he returned home, he almost fainted. The rare books in the study and the famous calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall were all gone.Even the antique furniture has been painted with red paint, making it all red and dazzling.

"What's the reason?" Lord Tai Shi almost went crazy, pointing at the changed house, his fingers couldn't help trembling slightly.

"Master is back!" The steward of the outer house greeted him beamingly. "Master Captain wrote a marriage letter and came back, saying that our family will have a big wedding soon. Master told him to get ready immediately! I need the servants to help!"

"Nonsense! When did I tell him to prepare?"

"Didn't the master say that?" The steward's eyes widened, "But when he went out this morning, Mr. Gu, the head of the guards, personally sent the captain out of the house and told him to go quickly. Mr. Gu said, Master, you told him to hurry up." Prepare for the happy event, don't delay!"

Where does this follow?I asked him to write the marriage letter, but didn't ask him to ransack my house!Just as he was talking, Lai San came out from the next door, and saw that he was wearing brand-new clothes, with a multi-treasure string hanging around his neck, red and green. Among them was a white jade lion rolling a hydrangea ball. Ask him to hang it around his neck, it is heavy, so that it has weight.On the head is another golden flower the size of a bowl, which trembles up and down as it moves.

"Lord Taishi! You came back just in time, help me to see what is missing. I did exactly what you ordered, and I worked hard to prepare without any delay!"

"You...you walked back like this?" Mu Yanling pointed at him, his lips trembling.

"Of course not!" Lai San laughed, "I also invited a juggling troupe to come back by beating gongs, drums, somersaults and lion dances all the way! Guarantee everyone in Jingzhou knows that there is a big happy event in Taishi Mansion!"

I don't know if it's because of the bright sun today, or because of Lai San, Mu Yanling felt dizzy for a while.

"Master Taishi, I know you have to deal with [-] chickens every day, and you must not be free, so I found someone to do it myself. Don't worry, I have arranged everything properly, but your house is too big. It took only one day to get such a small place, and I have invited the painters. My lord, please write a warrant. Tomorrow, let them come and paint all the pavilions in the inner garden with red paint. My lord, you have to trust my vision! Make sure it looks good !"

"Who told you to get married at my house? The palace is under renovation and it will be ready soon! Of course you want to get married at the palace!" Mu Yanling yelled, "Get out of here! Get out!"

(End of this chapter)