School flower's bodyguard
Chapter 112 The Sanitary Napkin's Oolong
Chapter 112 The Sanitary Napkin's Oolong
Ruan Xiaoran heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that Xiao Song had walked into the restaurant of the service station, and then quickly took out the tissue, and quickly cleaned up the blood stains on the seat and pants.
The blood stains on the seat are easy to remove. After all, it is made of leather and has a relatively smooth appearance. Ruan Xiaoran can clean it with just a wipe with a wet towel, but the blood stains on the pants are not so easy to clean, let alone the ones underneath But until now it is still bleeding out!
With this movement, the area covered by the blood stains became even larger.
"Hey, it's over, it's over, I left in such a hurry today, I even forgot my sanitary napkin!"
In the car, Ruan Xiaoran had a frowning expression on his face, whether he was sitting or getting out of the car at this time, sit down, the seat cushion will be dirty again in a while, let's get out of the car, there is such a big puddle of blood on the back of his pants. If someone saw it, wouldn't you laugh at yourself?
While hesitating, Xiao Song had already finished his meal, and now he walked towards the car with a large bag of snacks, Ruan Xiaoran was startled, quickly lit several layers of toilet paper on the seat cushion, and sat back.
"Eat, I bought some snacks."
Speaking of which, Xiao Song has already handed over a pack of snacks in his hand to Ruan Xiaoran. This girl was so hungry that her stomach was growling just now, but she insisted that she was not hungry. It seems that it should not be a hindrance to face. I'm not too embarrassed. .
"Thank you!"
Ruan Xiaoran quickly took the snacks, and at the same time said to Xiao Song gratefully.
"Ok?"
Saying that, Xiao Song had already gotten into the car and was about to start it, but suddenly he smelled a bloody smell inside the car, and subconsciously frowned:
"You are hurt?"
As a cultivator, the bloody smell on Ruan Xiaoran's body naturally couldn't hide it from Xiao Song's nose, so he couldn't help asking quickly.
"Ah I……"
When Ruan Xiaoran heard this, he couldn't help being startled, thinking that this person's nose is too sharp, right?
I had clearly dealt with it just now, but I still didn't hide it from him!
"Are you all right?"
Seeing that Ruan Xiaoran's face was already flushed, Xiao Song couldn't help but be more sure that Ruan Xiaoran must be injured, so he couldn't help asking with concern.
"No... that... I... I'm just 'that' coming!"
Now that Xiao Song had already discovered it, Ruan Xiaoran was not going to hide it anymore, so he could only bite the bullet and tell the truth.
"'That' came? Which?"
Xiao Song couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this, as if he still didn't understand what Ruan Xiaoran meant by "that".
"It's 'that'!"
Seeing that Xiao Song didn't understand, Ruan Xiaoran couldn't help crying and laughing.
"No, tell me clearly, which one is it?"
Conscience of heaven and earth, Xiao Song really didn't quite understand this time, he absolutely didn't intend to moles Ruan Xiaoran.
But Ruan Xiaoran misunderstood, Xin Dao understood what he said so clearly, how could he not understand?Heartbroken, Ruan Xiaoran couldn't help raising the decibel again:
"It's the one that every girl comes to every month!"
"Ah? You said this!"
Now Xiao Song was dumbfounded, and thought, no wonder Ruan Xiaoran blushed just now, the relationship is due to the menstrual period?
"then what should we do?"
Having grown up so much, it was the first time Xiao Song had to deal with such a thing, and he really had no choice but to ask with a wry smile.
"You...can you go buy that for me?"
After hesitating for a while, Ruan Xiaoran couldn't help but asked with a blushing face. When I went out this morning, I was in such a hurry that I didn't even bring a sanitary napkin. The first two days were the most used time. If I didn't have a sanitary napkin It definitely won't work.
"Huh? Shall I go buy it?"
When Xiao Song heard that he was going to buy sanitary napkins, he couldn't help being a little embarrassed, he is a big man, you let him buy sanitary napkins?Isn't this rushing ducks to the shelves?
But seeing Ruan Xiaoran's embarrassed face again, Xiao Song finally nodded:
"Okay, wait, I'll go right away." As he said that, Xiao Song went straight to the supermarket at the service station.
When he arrived at the supermarket, Xiao Song couldn't help feeling embarrassed again, thinking that there are so many people at the moment!And most of them are women, especially the maternity and baby products column has gathered a large group of women.
The clerk of the supermarket is still introducing to them what daily use, night use, anti-leakage magic horse and so on.
"Fuck! What kind of job is this!"
After hesitating for a long time, Xiao Song finally waited until all the women who bought sanitary napkins were gone, and then he bit the bullet and walked towards the maternity and baby products counter!
"Uh, does this work?"
Taking a deep breath, Xiao Song pretended to be relaxed and walked in front of the shopping guide, and asked with a sophisticated expression.
"Well, it's very useful. This is a new product we just launched recently. It's on sale now. It's very discounted!"
The salesperson first glanced at Xiao Song in surprise, and then explained with a smile.
"Oh, what brand is this? Why is it all in English?"
"It's imported, of course it's all in English."
"Uh...then this one!"
Xiao Song really didn't have the nerve to ask any more, this job was simply too uncomfortable, he just grabbed a pack of good packaging, even the price and function were too late to see, so he hurriedly took it to the cashier to pay money.
After paying the money, Xiao Song ran out of the supermarket as if fleeing, and went straight to his car.
"I got it, I got it..."
Back in the car, Xiao Song said cheerfully as if offering a treasure, as if he had just completed some great task.
"Huh? This is the sanitary napkin you bought?"
Ruan Xiaoran glanced at Xiao Song in astonishment, with a look of astonishment on his face.
"Yes, I heard from the shopping guide that it is imported from abroad, and it is very useful."
Xiao Song nodded quickly, and said with certainty.
"laugh……"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, Ruan Xiaoran in the car couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Huh? What are you laughing at?"
Xiao Song gave Ruan Xiaoran an innocent look.
"Hehe, see for yourself what this is? This is a diaper for children!"
Ruan Xiaoran said to Xiao Song with a wry smile on his face.
"What!? Diapers?"
As soon as Ruan Xiaoran's words came out, Xiao Song was speechless for a while, and almost fell straight into the car!
After a long time of trouble, I bought the wrong one?And made such a big oolong?Fuck!
"Uh... sorry, sorry, then I'll buy it again?"
Xiao Song glanced at the diaper in Ruan Xiaoran's hand with embarrassment, smiled wryly, and couldn't help saying.
"Oh, forget it, just let it go, in fact, this is also possible!"
Smiling and shaking his head, Ruan Xiaoran did not ask Xiao Song to continue buying, but said that he could make up for it. Anyway, her quantity is relatively large, and ordinary sanitary napkins are not as effective as this diaper.
"That's daring!"
"Then you should go to the toilet and change quickly. Once it's done, let's continue on our way!"
Xiao Song breathed a sigh of relief, Xin Dao finally escaped, with the experience just now, Xiao Song really didn't want to run away again. !
"But I..."
Speaking of this, Ruan Xiaoran's face turned red again, her current trousers are full of blood stains, if she can get out of the car, why would she let Xiao Song buy them?
"Uh, how about this, then you can change in the car, I'll get out of the car first!"
Xiao Song also saw Ruan Xiaoran's embarrassment, and opened the car door as he spoke, ready to get out of the car.
"Oh, by the way, if you don't mind, there are my trousers in the back seat, you can take care of them first, and I'll help you buy them when you get there."
Xiao Song was about to get off the car, but suddenly turned his head and said to Ruan Xiaoran, the supermarket at this service station only has some daily necessities, as for clothes and pants, it is obvious that he can only buy them when he returns to the county .
After finishing speaking, Xiao Song got out of the car and closed the door again.
"Hey... woman, it's trouble!"
With a heartfelt sigh, Xiao Song squatted on the side of the road and smoked a stuffy cigarette. After one cigarette was finished, there was still no movement in the car. Shaking his head, Xiao Song seemed to have remembered something again. He quickly stamped out the cigarette butt, and ran towards the supermarket again.
When he came back, Xiao Song already had an extra thermos in his hand. He knocked on the car window to make sure that Ruan Xiaoran had changed his pants before getting into the car again.
"Drink some hot water."
He has never eaten pork, so at least he has seen pig running. Although Xiao Song has never had a girlfriend, at least he has learned something from the Internet. He knows that girls should drink more hot water during their menstrual period.
"Thank you!"
After quickly taking a look at Xiao Song, Ruan Xiaoran took the water glass from Xiao Song's hand.
With the oolong incident just now, Ruan Xiaoran and Xiao Song lost a little bit of life, talking and laughing along the way, it is not really lonely.
A few hours later, the car finally got off the expressway. This time Xiao Song still took the special passage. When he got on the expressway before, Xiao Song hadn't had time to think about it. Now he has figured it out a long time ago. It's from Qinyang, so is this license plate still normal?
It must be a special license!Such a privilege is not in vain.So Xiao Song took it for granted that he passed through the special passage.
Just like when they got on the expressway before, the staff at the toll booth didn't dare to stop him at all, instead they bowed deeply to Xiao Song.
"Uh... I just saw that other people have to pay for passing the expressway. Why didn't you pay?"
After getting off the highway, Ruan Xiaoran finally couldn't help asking.
"Heh, I'm handsome! That's why they don't have the nerve to charge me!"
Xiao Song smiled slightly, and said with a narcissistic smile.
"Cut! Narcissist!"
During the conversation along the way, Ruan Xiaoran also became familiar with Xiao Song, and he was no longer restrained as before. Hearing this, he rolled his eyes at Xiao Song unceremoniously.
"Hehe... let's go, are you going to go home in a while, or go buy a pair of pants first?"
"Forget it, you should take me home directly, I have some at home."
(End of this chapter)
Ruan Xiaoran heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that Xiao Song had walked into the restaurant of the service station, and then quickly took out the tissue, and quickly cleaned up the blood stains on the seat and pants.
The blood stains on the seat are easy to remove. After all, it is made of leather and has a relatively smooth appearance. Ruan Xiaoran can clean it with just a wipe with a wet towel, but the blood stains on the pants are not so easy to clean, let alone the ones underneath But until now it is still bleeding out!
With this movement, the area covered by the blood stains became even larger.
"Hey, it's over, it's over, I left in such a hurry today, I even forgot my sanitary napkin!"
In the car, Ruan Xiaoran had a frowning expression on his face, whether he was sitting or getting out of the car at this time, sit down, the seat cushion will be dirty again in a while, let's get out of the car, there is such a big puddle of blood on the back of his pants. If someone saw it, wouldn't you laugh at yourself?
While hesitating, Xiao Song had already finished his meal, and now he walked towards the car with a large bag of snacks, Ruan Xiaoran was startled, quickly lit several layers of toilet paper on the seat cushion, and sat back.
"Eat, I bought some snacks."
Speaking of which, Xiao Song has already handed over a pack of snacks in his hand to Ruan Xiaoran. This girl was so hungry that her stomach was growling just now, but she insisted that she was not hungry. It seems that it should not be a hindrance to face. I'm not too embarrassed. .
"Thank you!"
Ruan Xiaoran quickly took the snacks, and at the same time said to Xiao Song gratefully.
"Ok?"
Saying that, Xiao Song had already gotten into the car and was about to start it, but suddenly he smelled a bloody smell inside the car, and subconsciously frowned:
"You are hurt?"
As a cultivator, the bloody smell on Ruan Xiaoran's body naturally couldn't hide it from Xiao Song's nose, so he couldn't help asking quickly.
"Ah I……"
When Ruan Xiaoran heard this, he couldn't help being startled, thinking that this person's nose is too sharp, right?
I had clearly dealt with it just now, but I still didn't hide it from him!
"Are you all right?"
Seeing that Ruan Xiaoran's face was already flushed, Xiao Song couldn't help but be more sure that Ruan Xiaoran must be injured, so he couldn't help asking with concern.
"No... that... I... I'm just 'that' coming!"
Now that Xiao Song had already discovered it, Ruan Xiaoran was not going to hide it anymore, so he could only bite the bullet and tell the truth.
"'That' came? Which?"
Xiao Song couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this, as if he still didn't understand what Ruan Xiaoran meant by "that".
"It's 'that'!"
Seeing that Xiao Song didn't understand, Ruan Xiaoran couldn't help crying and laughing.
"No, tell me clearly, which one is it?"
Conscience of heaven and earth, Xiao Song really didn't quite understand this time, he absolutely didn't intend to moles Ruan Xiaoran.
But Ruan Xiaoran misunderstood, Xin Dao understood what he said so clearly, how could he not understand?Heartbroken, Ruan Xiaoran couldn't help raising the decibel again:
"It's the one that every girl comes to every month!"
"Ah? You said this!"
Now Xiao Song was dumbfounded, and thought, no wonder Ruan Xiaoran blushed just now, the relationship is due to the menstrual period?
"then what should we do?"
Having grown up so much, it was the first time Xiao Song had to deal with such a thing, and he really had no choice but to ask with a wry smile.
"You...can you go buy that for me?"
After hesitating for a while, Ruan Xiaoran couldn't help but asked with a blushing face. When I went out this morning, I was in such a hurry that I didn't even bring a sanitary napkin. The first two days were the most used time. If I didn't have a sanitary napkin It definitely won't work.
"Huh? Shall I go buy it?"
When Xiao Song heard that he was going to buy sanitary napkins, he couldn't help being a little embarrassed, he is a big man, you let him buy sanitary napkins?Isn't this rushing ducks to the shelves?
But seeing Ruan Xiaoran's embarrassed face again, Xiao Song finally nodded:
"Okay, wait, I'll go right away." As he said that, Xiao Song went straight to the supermarket at the service station.
When he arrived at the supermarket, Xiao Song couldn't help feeling embarrassed again, thinking that there are so many people at the moment!And most of them are women, especially the maternity and baby products column has gathered a large group of women.
The clerk of the supermarket is still introducing to them what daily use, night use, anti-leakage magic horse and so on.
"Fuck! What kind of job is this!"
After hesitating for a long time, Xiao Song finally waited until all the women who bought sanitary napkins were gone, and then he bit the bullet and walked towards the maternity and baby products counter!
"Uh, does this work?"
Taking a deep breath, Xiao Song pretended to be relaxed and walked in front of the shopping guide, and asked with a sophisticated expression.
"Well, it's very useful. This is a new product we just launched recently. It's on sale now. It's very discounted!"
The salesperson first glanced at Xiao Song in surprise, and then explained with a smile.
"Oh, what brand is this? Why is it all in English?"
"It's imported, of course it's all in English."
"Uh...then this one!"
Xiao Song really didn't have the nerve to ask any more, this job was simply too uncomfortable, he just grabbed a pack of good packaging, even the price and function were too late to see, so he hurriedly took it to the cashier to pay money.
After paying the money, Xiao Song ran out of the supermarket as if fleeing, and went straight to his car.
"I got it, I got it..."
Back in the car, Xiao Song said cheerfully as if offering a treasure, as if he had just completed some great task.
"Huh? This is the sanitary napkin you bought?"
Ruan Xiaoran glanced at Xiao Song in astonishment, with a look of astonishment on his face.
"Yes, I heard from the shopping guide that it is imported from abroad, and it is very useful."
Xiao Song nodded quickly, and said with certainty.
"laugh……"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, Ruan Xiaoran in the car couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Huh? What are you laughing at?"
Xiao Song gave Ruan Xiaoran an innocent look.
"Hehe, see for yourself what this is? This is a diaper for children!"
Ruan Xiaoran said to Xiao Song with a wry smile on his face.
"What!? Diapers?"
As soon as Ruan Xiaoran's words came out, Xiao Song was speechless for a while, and almost fell straight into the car!
After a long time of trouble, I bought the wrong one?And made such a big oolong?Fuck!
"Uh... sorry, sorry, then I'll buy it again?"
Xiao Song glanced at the diaper in Ruan Xiaoran's hand with embarrassment, smiled wryly, and couldn't help saying.
"Oh, forget it, just let it go, in fact, this is also possible!"
Smiling and shaking his head, Ruan Xiaoran did not ask Xiao Song to continue buying, but said that he could make up for it. Anyway, her quantity is relatively large, and ordinary sanitary napkins are not as effective as this diaper.
"That's daring!"
"Then you should go to the toilet and change quickly. Once it's done, let's continue on our way!"
Xiao Song breathed a sigh of relief, Xin Dao finally escaped, with the experience just now, Xiao Song really didn't want to run away again. !
"But I..."
Speaking of this, Ruan Xiaoran's face turned red again, her current trousers are full of blood stains, if she can get out of the car, why would she let Xiao Song buy them?
"Uh, how about this, then you can change in the car, I'll get out of the car first!"
Xiao Song also saw Ruan Xiaoran's embarrassment, and opened the car door as he spoke, ready to get out of the car.
"Oh, by the way, if you don't mind, there are my trousers in the back seat, you can take care of them first, and I'll help you buy them when you get there."
Xiao Song was about to get off the car, but suddenly turned his head and said to Ruan Xiaoran, the supermarket at this service station only has some daily necessities, as for clothes and pants, it is obvious that he can only buy them when he returns to the county .
After finishing speaking, Xiao Song got out of the car and closed the door again.
"Hey... woman, it's trouble!"
With a heartfelt sigh, Xiao Song squatted on the side of the road and smoked a stuffy cigarette. After one cigarette was finished, there was still no movement in the car. Shaking his head, Xiao Song seemed to have remembered something again. He quickly stamped out the cigarette butt, and ran towards the supermarket again.
When he came back, Xiao Song already had an extra thermos in his hand. He knocked on the car window to make sure that Ruan Xiaoran had changed his pants before getting into the car again.
"Drink some hot water."
He has never eaten pork, so at least he has seen pig running. Although Xiao Song has never had a girlfriend, at least he has learned something from the Internet. He knows that girls should drink more hot water during their menstrual period.
"Thank you!"
After quickly taking a look at Xiao Song, Ruan Xiaoran took the water glass from Xiao Song's hand.
With the oolong incident just now, Ruan Xiaoran and Xiao Song lost a little bit of life, talking and laughing along the way, it is not really lonely.
A few hours later, the car finally got off the expressway. This time Xiao Song still took the special passage. When he got on the expressway before, Xiao Song hadn't had time to think about it. Now he has figured it out a long time ago. It's from Qinyang, so is this license plate still normal?
It must be a special license!Such a privilege is not in vain.So Xiao Song took it for granted that he passed through the special passage.
Just like when they got on the expressway before, the staff at the toll booth didn't dare to stop him at all, instead they bowed deeply to Xiao Song.
"Uh... I just saw that other people have to pay for passing the expressway. Why didn't you pay?"
After getting off the highway, Ruan Xiaoran finally couldn't help asking.
"Heh, I'm handsome! That's why they don't have the nerve to charge me!"
Xiao Song smiled slightly, and said with a narcissistic smile.
"Cut! Narcissist!"
During the conversation along the way, Ruan Xiaoran also became familiar with Xiao Song, and he was no longer restrained as before. Hearing this, he rolled his eyes at Xiao Song unceremoniously.
"Hehe... let's go, are you going to go home in a while, or go buy a pair of pants first?"
"Forget it, you should take me home directly, I have some at home."
(End of this chapter)
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