School flower's bodyguard

Chapter 20 You have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder

Back in the dormitory, there were still people in the dormitory. When she saw Xiao Song coming back, she immediately surrounded her, with the intention of extorting a confession by torture. It seems that Lin Xia persuaded most of the people in the class when she went back this afternoon. , but for these roommates, they were obviously not convinced.

"Hurry up and tell the truth? What is the relationship between you and that beauty?"

Wu Wenyuan was always the most enthusiastic about such gossip news, and now he asked Xiao Song with a bench in one hand and a broom in the other.

"Would you believe me if I said that I was pushed backwards by her?"

Seeing the serious looks of these guys, Xiao Song couldn't help being amused, he started joking on the spot, and said to his roommates with a weak face.

"Get out! Just you? Pull it down!"

Xiao Song's words were obviously not convincing to the roommates, at this moment they couldn't help but rolled their eyes, and cursed with a speechless smile.

"If you don't believe me, I don't have time to talk to you guys. I have to take a shower! I have a date with a beautiful woman tonight!"

Because the breakthrough just now caused Xiao Song to discharge a lot of impurities, Xiao Song felt sticky all over his body at this time, and there was a stench from time to time, which was obviously unpleasant, so Xiao Song was very urgent. Wanting to take a bath, he walked towards the toilet while talking.

"Come on, didn't you just take a bath this morning!"

Didn't get the answer he wanted, Clerk Wu obviously didn't want to let Xiao Song go easily, and stopped in front of Xiao Song with a broom, laughing.

But before he got close to Xiao Song, there was a stench, which immediately made Wu Wenyuan cover his mouth and nose.

"Damn it! What's the smell? Didn't your kid fall into the cesspit?"

Clerk Wu retreated to the side with a look of avoidance, and cursed at Xiao Song.

"You just fell into the cesspit!"

Xiao Song rolled his eyes directly, and scolded while tidying up the clothes on the bed.

"Damn it! I forgot if you didn't tell me, your uncle, I was tortured by you this morning!"

Xiao Song's words immediately reminded Clerk Wu of what happened this morning, his expression changed, and he was ready to fight Xiao Song with his broom!

"Damn, you still remember!"

When Xiao Song heard this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and before Wu Wenyuan rushed to him, he quickly rushed into the toilet with his clothes!

Then he quickly closed the door. Fortunately, the dormitory management center has sent someone to repair the door, otherwise Xiao Song really didn't know what to do.

"Take it easy, this door has just been repaired!"

Outside the door, Clerk Wu was holding a broom and was about to knock on the door, when Xiao Song's teasing voice sounded from the toilet.

"Fuck oil! (fuckyou!)"

Outside the toilet, Wu Wenyuan was already ready to do something, but after hearing this, he could only put down the broom in his hand in embarrassment, pointed his middle finger at Xiao Song in the toilet, and cursed.

"Ha ha……"

In the toilet, Xiao Song couldn't help laughing when he saw this.

After 15 minutes, Xiao Song made sure that Clerk Wu was no longer in the dormitory, so he got dressed and walked out of the toilet.

Needless to say, this storage ring is really convenient. Clothes can be put directly in the ring, so you don't have to worry about getting wet from the water sprayed by the Yuba.

"I'm in a really good mood today, really good..."

Xiao Song dried his hair with a sullen face, wiped Dabao again, and then left the dormitory humming a little tune.

It was already past six o'clock in the afternoon after all this tossing, and Xiao Song walked towards Lin Xia and the others' dormitory with three hundred oceans in his arms.

While walking, Xiao Song had already called Lin Xia.

"Hey, University Committee, are you ready? It's time for dinner!"

"Fuck, do you know it's time for dinner? My aunt is starving to death!"

On the other side of the phone, it was Liu Shuangshuang's incomparably indignant voice that rang!
After all the fuss during the day, Liu Shuangshuang was already hungry, but for the big meal that Xiao Song wanted to invite tonight, she insisted on going hungry and didn't eat any snacks.

"why you?"

Xiao Song couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this, and couldn't help asking.

"Nonsense, Sister Xia and I have been waiting for you in the library for a long time! If you don't call again, we will almost starve into photos!"

On the other side of the phone, Liu Shuangshuang was still angry and yelled loudly into the phone.

"Oh, I'm just outside the library, come out quickly!"

Xiao Song had just left the door of the dormitory at this time, but judging from his dealings with girls for so many years, if he wanted to ask a girl to go out together, at least he had to be late for more than half an hour, so the timing was just right.

"Hmph! Let you release our pigeons, and let you wait at the door for half an hour! You won't starve to death!"

After hanging up the phone, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help muttering to himself with a straight face.

"Did Xiao Song call?"

At this moment, Lin Xia also came over. She happened to go to the bathroom just now, and she was afraid of missing Xiao Song's call, so she handed her phone number to Liu Shuangshuang and asked her to wait for Xiao Song's call first. Telephone.

"Well, he'll be outside the library in half an hour, let's play for a while."

Liu Shuangshuang laughed evilly.

"Half an hour? Waiting so long?"

Looking at Liu Shuangshuang's expression, Lin Xia couldn't help being suspicious.

"Yeah, he said something happened to their dormitory, so come back later."

If this Liu Shuangshuang was telling a lie, he really wouldn't even blink his eyes.

"Oh, let me read the book for a while then."

Lin Xia was skeptical after hearing this, but she didn't say much, and picked up the textbook on the table to read.

"Gollum..."

Ten minutes later, Liu Shuangshuang's stomach could not help but growl again.

"No, I'm starving to death, let's go, let's go, let's eat."

Liu Shuangshuang finally couldn't bear it any longer, and on second thought, he had already made Xiao Song wait outside for more than ten minutes anyway, and it could be regarded as a small lesson for him, this time it should be taken as an advantage for him.

Seeing this, Lin Xia couldn't help laughing, as if she already knew that Liu Shuangshuang was lying just now, so she put down her textbooks and followed Liu Shuangshuang out of the library.

At the entrance of the library, Liu Shuangshuang and Lin Xia had just left when they saw Xiao Song walking towards the entrance of the library with a leisurely expression.

"Huh? Didn't you say you've reached the library door!?"

When Liu Shuangshuang saw that Xiao Song had come only now, he was not happy on the spot, pointing directly at Xiao Song's nose and questioning.

"Oh, there's something on the way that's delayed me. Hehe, didn't you just arrive at the same time, let's go, let's go, let's eat quickly, I'm starving to death!"

Xiao Song didn't feel that there was anything wrong, he smiled slightly, and walked towards the school gate first.

"You! Bastard! I'm so pissed off!"

Looking at Xiao Song's frightened expression humming a little tune, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help but stomped his feet fiercely, and cursed angrily.

"Hehe, let's go. Didn't you say that he won't arrive until half an hour later? It's only been more than ten minutes, so he's already arrived ahead of schedule."

Next to her, Lin Xia couldn't help laughing. It seemed that Liu Shuangshuang had lost again in this round of competition...

"Hmph! He did it on purpose!"

Liu Shuangshuang couldn't say that he had lied just now, so he could only snort coldly at this moment, holding Lin Xia's arm and chasing after Xiao Song in front of him in a fit of anger.

"Handsome, what shall we eat later?"

Losing another confrontation, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help but become more determined to let Xiao Song bleed tonight, and just as soon as he caught up with Xiao Song, he couldn't help asking.

"Go to the seafood restaurant, I heard that the seafood there is very delicious!"

The seafood restaurant is not too far from the school, just a few steps away from the gate.

"Seafood restaurant? Okay, hey, seafood won't take up your stomach, and if I don't eat it later, you will lose your fortune!"

When Liu Shuangshuang heard this, she was immediately happy, and nodded quickly, expressing that she had no objection.

"Hey, Xiao Song, you can ask for blessings."

Seeing this, Lin Xia couldn't help but shook her head, looked at Xiao Song's back with sympathy and muttered.

It's just that Liu Shuangshuang seems to be a little too happy too early, and seems to have murmured about Xiao Song.

"What? Buffet? 88 yuan per person?"

In the seafood restaurant, Liu Shuangshuang had just taken his seat, and was about to take the menu to slaughter Xiao Song, when he noticed the prompt content on the menu?
I actually forgot that today is NO.18, which happens to be the monthly buffet carnival day of the Seafood Restaurant!

Both Xiao Song and Lin Xia couldn't help laughing at this moment, just now Lin Xia was still worried that Xiao Song would bleed heavily tonight, she never thought that Xiao Song had premeditated and brought them to the buffet.

It seems that I still underestimated him, this guy is shrewd!I'm afraid I've thought of this move a long time ago, right?
"Heh... I opened my belly to eat! Enough!"

Seeing Liu Shuangshuang's speechless expression, Xiao Song couldn't help laughing.

"Xiao Mian, you still fight with me with your little knowledge! Hehe, you have Zhang Liangji, and I have a wall ladder!"

In fact, Xiao Song knew a long time ago that Liu Shuangshuang would definitely kill him tonight, so after many inquiries, he knew that tonight happened to be the seafood restaurant's monthly buffet carnival day.

As long as 88 yuan per person, you can eat with your stomach open!And from the online group buying, it only takes 65 people.

This Coke spoiled Xiao Song, so he quickly bought three tickets on Meituan.com after taking a shower.

Anyway, 65 is enough for one person, and Liu Shuangshuang can eat whatever he wants, and it only cost him 65 yuan!This deal is a bargain.

"You must have done it on purpose!"

At the dining table, Liu Shuangshuang gnawed hard on a crab, and at the same time cursed viciously at Xiao Song.

It seems that the plan to slaughter him has failed again, Liu Shuangshuang can only turn his grief into food, and spread all his anger on the food!

(End of this chapter)