School flower's bodyguard
Chapter 202: 187**
Chapter 202: 187
This man was not very old, but he had the same beard as a kid, and his appearance was as wretched as a kid.
At first glance, Xiao Song really almost didn't recognize him as a kid, but fortunately, the age gap between the two is quite large, even though they look alike, they can't be confused.
I saw this man sneakily glanced around, and after confirming that no one was paying attention, he immediately took out a black marker pen from his pocket, and wrote two big words on the roadside billboard. : Apply for a certificate!
Then came a long list of phone numbers: 139****.
"Accreditation?"
Xiao Song happened to drive by here and witnessed the wretched man's every move. Xiao Song, who was about to delete Zhang Rui's number with one hand pressed on the phone screen, couldn't help but stop the movement of his hand subconsciously.
"Hey! Who..."
With a creak, Xiao Song directly stepped on the brakes, and waved to the man.
"Ok?"
The man was startled, turned his head and only looked at Xiao Song, and then ran away.
"Fuck, what are you doing? I'm not a policeman!"
Xiao Song was speechless for a while, and was about to get out of the car to chase after him, when he looked up, this guy had already run away and almost disappeared.
"What the hell? It's a pity not to go to the Olympics at this speed!"
Cursing angrily, Xiao Song had no choice but to give up his plan to catch up.
"I haven't seen you in the company all day, where have you gone crazy?"
Just after returning to the company, Liu Shuangshuang complained. She and Xiao Fei'er have been staying in the company for the past few days. .
Today she originally planned to let Xiao Song take her and Xiao Fei'er out to relax together, but who would have thought that this guy would run away as soon as he got up, and only now returned to the company.
After the last kidnapping incident, Xiao Feier is now completely afraid to go home alone. It just so happens that Wang Linger also returned to Longjiang after training, so there was a room vacant, and Xiao Feier moved directly. Come here, we live together, so we can take care of each other.
"Hey, I'll take you guys to do something fun in a while, do you want to go?"
Hearing Liu Shuangshuang's complaint, Xiao Song couldn't help but chuckled, and said with a pretended mysterious face.
"Huh? What fun thing?"
Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Song finished speaking, Liu Shuangshuang's eyes lit up. She had been trapped in the company for the past few days, and she almost didn't get sick. When she heard that Xiao Song was going to take them out for fun Naturally, I became interested in things.
"You'll know when you go, guaranteed excitement!"
Xiao Song still remained mysterious, and then saw him running quickly to the office and took out three marker pens.
"going or not?"
Xiao Song has been a bit idle lately, otherwise he wouldn't have come up with such a boring crooked idea.
"Why don't you go! Idiots don't go!"
Liu Shuangshuang nodded without hesitation, and then turned her gaze to Xiao Fei'er beside her:
"Sister Fei'er, is she going?"
"go with!"
Xiao Fei'er has also been holding back for the past few days. Since the last kidnapping incident, Xiao Fei'er has been staying in the company almost all day, which is like house arrest. Only dare to go out when accompanied.
Now Xiao Song finally took the initiative to take them out to relax, why not?
After some serious covering, Xiao Song finally took Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Fei'er out. Since the distance was not far, Xiao Song and the others chose to walk instead of driving.The destination is a street less than 1000 meters away from the company.
It was almost dark at this time, although there was a lot of traffic on the street, there were not many people on the sidewalk, without Xiao Song, Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Fei'er really dare not come out alone.
"Hey, animal, what are you doing with so many markers in your hand?"
While hurrying, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help asking.
"Hey, write a small advertisement!"
Xiao Song still had a mysterious expression on his face, he looked around again as he spoke, and when he was sure that no one was paying attention, Xiao Song had already quickly written the two big characters "applying for a certificate" on the electric pole beside him, followed by It's just a long list of cell phone numbers.
"Isn't it? The fun and exciting thing you said is to let us come out and write small advertisements for you?"
Liu Shuangshuang was speechless.
"Hey, do you know whose number this is?"
After writing Zhang Rui's phone number on the telephone pole in one go, Xiao Song couldn't help asking with a smile.
"It's not yours anyway!"
Liu Shuangshuang glanced at the number on the telephone pole, and cursed angrily.
"Hey, you don't know that, let me tell you, this number is..."
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Song told Liu Shuangshuang, Xiao Feier and the others in detail about the fact that he met Zhang Rui and others on the road today. After learning about Xiao Song's "big plan" for the whole person, he couldn't help but shine again.
"Wow! How did you think of it? It's amazing! You should clean up that annoying guy!"
After listening to Xiao Song's narration, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help applauding, and then dragged Xiao Fei'er to join Xiao Song's ranks.
Then a very strange scene appeared, a cultivator, with two big stars, began to write small advertisements on billboards and telephone poles on the street.
The content is also very strange, such as applying for certificates, drugs for fans, applying for driver's licenses, unsecured loans, etc., there are all kinds of things, even specializing in the treatment of syphilis and gonorrhea. Did not let go.
In short, Xiao Song and the others almost wrote down all the small advertisements that can be seen on the street, and Zhang Rui's mobile phone number is written behind these words without exception!
This is the inspiration that Xiao Song got when he saw that wretched man on the street just now. Originally, Xiao Song wanted to pay that wretched man to do this job. Egg hurts, nothing to do, just treat Zhang Rui as disgusting.
"Is this not very good? You said that the police will not come to arrest us in a while?"
At the beginning, Xiao Fei'er was still a little apprehensive. This big star who always appeared on the screen as a good girl was obviously not used to doing such a "low-quality" thing.
"It's okay, it's all over now, those policemen have already left work! Don't worry."
Liu Shuangshuang was unmoved, she was the most fun out of the three of them now, when she met Zhang Rui for the first time at the airport, Liu Shuangshuang hated him for no reason, now there is such a good one who can She took advantage of his opportunity, and she naturally enjoyed it.
Even if Xiao Song wants her to stop at this moment, she probably won't be able to stop.
"Oh."
Xiao Fei'er nodded, looked around, and after making sure that no one was paying attention, she finally quickly wrote down the two big characters "applying for a certificate" in an inconspicuous corner, and completed her first ever small advertisement.
Not to mention, although this matter is quite boring, it is indeed exciting enough. Who would have thought that two big stars would run to the street to write a small advertisement?
If someone with a heart discovers this and makes it public, I don't know what sensational effect it will cause.
Soon, Xiao Fei'er finally let go of her hands and feet, and her writing skills became more and more proficient, and the content was no longer limited to small and well-regulated advertisements such as applying for a certificate, but also began to involve some sexual (disease) and other things.
The second daughter played more and more happily, and when Xiao Song finally called to stop work, the two women were still full of unsatisfactory expressions.
"Hee hee, it's so exciting! How about we go to the next street to write?" It is said that if a person is hungry and thirsty for too long, he will feel beautiful when he sees a sow. Similarly, when a person is depressed for too long When she didn't go out to relax, even an extremely boring thing could make her excited for a long time. At this time, Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Fei'er obviously belonged to such a situation.
"Uh...forget it, it's almost past nine o'clock, let's go back to the hotel first, and he can be punished as well! Believe me..."
Xiao Song quickly stopped, it took them nearly two and a half hours just to write about this street, if this continues, it will not be past twelve o'clock?
This matter was originally just disgusting and disgusting. Zhang Rui wanted to have some fun for Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Feier. If he was still doing this matter outside in the middle of the night, he would be a bit of a dog dying in a manger, harming others and not benefiting himself. up.
"Really?"
Hearing that Xiao Song had other ways to trick Zhang Rui, Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Fei'er couldn't help but their eyes lit up at the same time, and they hurriedly asked.
"Of course it's true, truer than pearls!"
Xiao Song smiled and nodded.
"Okay, let's go back then!"
Only then did the two girls nod in satisfaction, among them, Liu Shuangshuang hugged Xiao Song's arm directly, thinking about walking to the hotel.
The street Xiao Song chose was relatively remote, so there were almost no people passing by at this time, and the street lights were dimly flickering, it was indeed quite scary.
After hesitating for a while, Xiao Fei'er finally embraced Xiao Song's other arm "not to be outdone"...
Just like that, Xiao Song was hugged tightly by two big stars on one left and one on the right, and returned to the hotel. If Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Feier's male fans knew about this matter, how many people would there be? People began to insult Xiao Song as a beast behind his back!
"Quickly tell me, is there any other way to trick him!"
Liu Shuangshuang, who obviously hadn't had much fun writing a small advertisement on the street just now, said to Xiao Song impatiently as soon as he got back to the hotel.
"It's not easy? Look at me! Hehe..."
Xiao Song continued to play tricks, but went directly to the room and turned on the computer, clicked on a forum website and started typing on the keyboard:
Urgent rental of suites:
A well-decorated suite in the center of the Imperial City, with two bedrooms and one living room. There are a number of household appliances needed for daily use. The monthly rent is 400 yuan, which can be rented together. The rent can be paid quarterly or monthly, no deposit required If you are interested, please contact me as soon as possible. Tel: 1871688***. (PS: I'm really in a hurry, the plane ticket is the day after tomorrow, so please contact me as soon as possible if you are interested!)
(End of this chapter)
This man was not very old, but he had the same beard as a kid, and his appearance was as wretched as a kid.
At first glance, Xiao Song really almost didn't recognize him as a kid, but fortunately, the age gap between the two is quite large, even though they look alike, they can't be confused.
I saw this man sneakily glanced around, and after confirming that no one was paying attention, he immediately took out a black marker pen from his pocket, and wrote two big words on the roadside billboard. : Apply for a certificate!
Then came a long list of phone numbers: 139****.
"Accreditation?"
Xiao Song happened to drive by here and witnessed the wretched man's every move. Xiao Song, who was about to delete Zhang Rui's number with one hand pressed on the phone screen, couldn't help but stop the movement of his hand subconsciously.
"Hey! Who..."
With a creak, Xiao Song directly stepped on the brakes, and waved to the man.
"Ok?"
The man was startled, turned his head and only looked at Xiao Song, and then ran away.
"Fuck, what are you doing? I'm not a policeman!"
Xiao Song was speechless for a while, and was about to get out of the car to chase after him, when he looked up, this guy had already run away and almost disappeared.
"What the hell? It's a pity not to go to the Olympics at this speed!"
Cursing angrily, Xiao Song had no choice but to give up his plan to catch up.
"I haven't seen you in the company all day, where have you gone crazy?"
Just after returning to the company, Liu Shuangshuang complained. She and Xiao Fei'er have been staying in the company for the past few days. .
Today she originally planned to let Xiao Song take her and Xiao Fei'er out to relax together, but who would have thought that this guy would run away as soon as he got up, and only now returned to the company.
After the last kidnapping incident, Xiao Feier is now completely afraid to go home alone. It just so happens that Wang Linger also returned to Longjiang after training, so there was a room vacant, and Xiao Feier moved directly. Come here, we live together, so we can take care of each other.
"Hey, I'll take you guys to do something fun in a while, do you want to go?"
Hearing Liu Shuangshuang's complaint, Xiao Song couldn't help but chuckled, and said with a pretended mysterious face.
"Huh? What fun thing?"
Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Song finished speaking, Liu Shuangshuang's eyes lit up. She had been trapped in the company for the past few days, and she almost didn't get sick. When she heard that Xiao Song was going to take them out for fun Naturally, I became interested in things.
"You'll know when you go, guaranteed excitement!"
Xiao Song still remained mysterious, and then saw him running quickly to the office and took out three marker pens.
"going or not?"
Xiao Song has been a bit idle lately, otherwise he wouldn't have come up with such a boring crooked idea.
"Why don't you go! Idiots don't go!"
Liu Shuangshuang nodded without hesitation, and then turned her gaze to Xiao Fei'er beside her:
"Sister Fei'er, is she going?"
"go with!"
Xiao Fei'er has also been holding back for the past few days. Since the last kidnapping incident, Xiao Fei'er has been staying in the company almost all day, which is like house arrest. Only dare to go out when accompanied.
Now Xiao Song finally took the initiative to take them out to relax, why not?
After some serious covering, Xiao Song finally took Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Fei'er out. Since the distance was not far, Xiao Song and the others chose to walk instead of driving.The destination is a street less than 1000 meters away from the company.
It was almost dark at this time, although there was a lot of traffic on the street, there were not many people on the sidewalk, without Xiao Song, Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Fei'er really dare not come out alone.
"Hey, animal, what are you doing with so many markers in your hand?"
While hurrying, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help asking.
"Hey, write a small advertisement!"
Xiao Song still had a mysterious expression on his face, he looked around again as he spoke, and when he was sure that no one was paying attention, Xiao Song had already quickly written the two big characters "applying for a certificate" on the electric pole beside him, followed by It's just a long list of cell phone numbers.
"Isn't it? The fun and exciting thing you said is to let us come out and write small advertisements for you?"
Liu Shuangshuang was speechless.
"Hey, do you know whose number this is?"
After writing Zhang Rui's phone number on the telephone pole in one go, Xiao Song couldn't help asking with a smile.
"It's not yours anyway!"
Liu Shuangshuang glanced at the number on the telephone pole, and cursed angrily.
"Hey, you don't know that, let me tell you, this number is..."
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Song told Liu Shuangshuang, Xiao Feier and the others in detail about the fact that he met Zhang Rui and others on the road today. After learning about Xiao Song's "big plan" for the whole person, he couldn't help but shine again.
"Wow! How did you think of it? It's amazing! You should clean up that annoying guy!"
After listening to Xiao Song's narration, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help applauding, and then dragged Xiao Fei'er to join Xiao Song's ranks.
Then a very strange scene appeared, a cultivator, with two big stars, began to write small advertisements on billboards and telephone poles on the street.
The content is also very strange, such as applying for certificates, drugs for fans, applying for driver's licenses, unsecured loans, etc., there are all kinds of things, even specializing in the treatment of syphilis and gonorrhea. Did not let go.
In short, Xiao Song and the others almost wrote down all the small advertisements that can be seen on the street, and Zhang Rui's mobile phone number is written behind these words without exception!
This is the inspiration that Xiao Song got when he saw that wretched man on the street just now. Originally, Xiao Song wanted to pay that wretched man to do this job. Egg hurts, nothing to do, just treat Zhang Rui as disgusting.
"Is this not very good? You said that the police will not come to arrest us in a while?"
At the beginning, Xiao Fei'er was still a little apprehensive. This big star who always appeared on the screen as a good girl was obviously not used to doing such a "low-quality" thing.
"It's okay, it's all over now, those policemen have already left work! Don't worry."
Liu Shuangshuang was unmoved, she was the most fun out of the three of them now, when she met Zhang Rui for the first time at the airport, Liu Shuangshuang hated him for no reason, now there is such a good one who can She took advantage of his opportunity, and she naturally enjoyed it.
Even if Xiao Song wants her to stop at this moment, she probably won't be able to stop.
"Oh."
Xiao Fei'er nodded, looked around, and after making sure that no one was paying attention, she finally quickly wrote down the two big characters "applying for a certificate" in an inconspicuous corner, and completed her first ever small advertisement.
Not to mention, although this matter is quite boring, it is indeed exciting enough. Who would have thought that two big stars would run to the street to write a small advertisement?
If someone with a heart discovers this and makes it public, I don't know what sensational effect it will cause.
Soon, Xiao Fei'er finally let go of her hands and feet, and her writing skills became more and more proficient, and the content was no longer limited to small and well-regulated advertisements such as applying for a certificate, but also began to involve some sexual (disease) and other things.
The second daughter played more and more happily, and when Xiao Song finally called to stop work, the two women were still full of unsatisfactory expressions.
"Hee hee, it's so exciting! How about we go to the next street to write?" It is said that if a person is hungry and thirsty for too long, he will feel beautiful when he sees a sow. Similarly, when a person is depressed for too long When she didn't go out to relax, even an extremely boring thing could make her excited for a long time. At this time, Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Fei'er obviously belonged to such a situation.
"Uh...forget it, it's almost past nine o'clock, let's go back to the hotel first, and he can be punished as well! Believe me..."
Xiao Song quickly stopped, it took them nearly two and a half hours just to write about this street, if this continues, it will not be past twelve o'clock?
This matter was originally just disgusting and disgusting. Zhang Rui wanted to have some fun for Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Feier. If he was still doing this matter outside in the middle of the night, he would be a bit of a dog dying in a manger, harming others and not benefiting himself. up.
"Really?"
Hearing that Xiao Song had other ways to trick Zhang Rui, Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Fei'er couldn't help but their eyes lit up at the same time, and they hurriedly asked.
"Of course it's true, truer than pearls!"
Xiao Song smiled and nodded.
"Okay, let's go back then!"
Only then did the two girls nod in satisfaction, among them, Liu Shuangshuang hugged Xiao Song's arm directly, thinking about walking to the hotel.
The street Xiao Song chose was relatively remote, so there were almost no people passing by at this time, and the street lights were dimly flickering, it was indeed quite scary.
After hesitating for a while, Xiao Fei'er finally embraced Xiao Song's other arm "not to be outdone"...
Just like that, Xiao Song was hugged tightly by two big stars on one left and one on the right, and returned to the hotel. If Liu Shuangshuang and Xiao Feier's male fans knew about this matter, how many people would there be? People began to insult Xiao Song as a beast behind his back!
"Quickly tell me, is there any other way to trick him!"
Liu Shuangshuang, who obviously hadn't had much fun writing a small advertisement on the street just now, said to Xiao Song impatiently as soon as he got back to the hotel.
"It's not easy? Look at me! Hehe..."
Xiao Song continued to play tricks, but went directly to the room and turned on the computer, clicked on a forum website and started typing on the keyboard:
Urgent rental of suites:
A well-decorated suite in the center of the Imperial City, with two bedrooms and one living room. There are a number of household appliances needed for daily use. The monthly rent is 400 yuan, which can be rented together. The rent can be paid quarterly or monthly, no deposit required If you are interested, please contact me as soon as possible. Tel: 1871688***. (PS: I'm really in a hurry, the plane ticket is the day after tomorrow, so please contact me as soon as possible if you are interested!)
(End of this chapter)
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