School flower's bodyguard
Chapter 268
Chapter 268 One more time
"Haha...it's really enjoyable, old man, uh, I haven't had such an enjoyable experience for a long time!"
Hearing the tone of the little goat, originally he wanted to pretend to be an "old man" in front of Xiao Song, but then he thought about the Tongtian Tower Qiling next to him. This is the real "old antique", at least he already has one. He is thousands of years old, so he swallowed the word "Old Man" again as soon as it came to his lips.
The Tongtian Tower quickly shrank to less than the size of a spinning top, but Xiao Song and the others who were in it didn't feel the space around them shrinking in the slightest.
"Uh, how about we give them another round before we go?"
Xiao Song, who just used Bodhi Hand, still has about half of the true energy in his body at the moment, so he can definitely use Bodhi Hand to attack again.
"Come again? You prodigal... Uh, okay! Give him another try! Damn, you have to show my 100-year-old anger!"
As soon as the little goat heard this, he subconsciously prepared to give Xiao Song another hit of chestnut on the forehead, but just as soon as he said the words, the little goat changed his mind again.
For more than 100 years, in order to avoid being chased by Shushan and hide his name, he has lived a very miserable life. Now that he finally has a chance to vent his anger, he will naturally not object.
"Uh...then do we want to come?"
Xiao Song rolled his eyes again.
"Of course! Hurry up! After passing this village, there will be no more shops like this!"
The little goat looked excited and inexplicable.
"Then where should we smash it? It's okay to smash some flowers and plants, but if those innocent disciples of Shushan are smashed to death, it's not so good."
Xiao Song asked modestly, this is the first time for Xiao Song to visit Mount Shu, so naturally he doesn't know where to smash and where not to.
"Hehe, you started to think about the overall situation so soon? Not bad, hehe, let's smash the main hall in the east. That's the bedroom of the head of Shushan. I just saw it, and there are no other people there."
"The chief bedroom, isn't that where Ao Wuhen lives? Hehe, okay, let's smash it!"
When Xiao Song heard that it was Ao Wuhen's bedroom that was going to be smashed, he was immediately happy, nodded, and quickly raised his bodhi hand, and slammed it towards Ao Wuhen's bedroom.
bang...
There was a loud noise, and the formerly resplendent and resplendent bedroom of the Sect Leader was turned into ruins in an instant.
"Huh? What happened?"
Such a huge movement naturally alarmed all the disciples in Shushan. Hundreds of disciples rushed towards this side at once. When they arrived, they saw that the bedroom of the master Ao Wuhen had turned into a ball ruins!
"Ah? Who did this? Even the master's bedroom was smashed into ruins?"
"Yeah! You're so daring, don't you want to live?"
A group of disciples were discussing a lot, and Ao Wuhen and the others who heard the movement naturally rushed to the scene, and after seeing his bedroom was smashed into ruins by Xiao Song, Ao Wuhen's face couldn't help but suddenly changed. The iron was livid, and the teeth were gritted and creaked.
"Okay, the head is going to rebuild the bedroom, so he demolished the bedroom!"
The three Supreme Elders hurriedly stood up to make things right for Wuhen.
Although this reason is a bit far-fetched, they really can't think of any other excuses other than this. They can't say that Ao Wuhen's bedroom was actually smashed down by others, can they?
If this is spread, why don't you laugh at other people's big teeth?
"Xiao Song!"
Ao Wuhen gritted his teeth, looking at the disappearing eyes of Xiao Song and the others, almost bursting into flames!
This is really deceptive!Even his bedroom was smashed by them!Isn't this just to disgust yourself?
"Wow ha ha ha ha……"
Inside the Tongtian Tower, the smile was full of joy.Especially the little goat almost lost his breath without laughing.
"Haha, it's so relieving of hatred! Did you see just now, that Ao Wuhen's face is almost like a pig's liver!"
Xiao Song was also happy.
The only thing that didn't laugh was the bodhi hand weapon spirit. When Xiao Song threw it at Ao Wuhen's bedroom just now, he threw it out without even discussing with it. Xiao Song strongly protested.
"Stupid, since that is the master's bedroom, isn't that where you will live in the future? Are you happy that you smashed the place where you will live in the future?"
The little bald Qi Ling scolded with contempt.
"Eh? This..."
What the little bald man said was not unreasonable, Xiao Song almost subconsciously swept towards the little goat who came up with this "bad idea" just now.
Such a big dormitory, if you want to estimate the value of the current real estate, at least hundreds of millions, and this is still priceless!
After all, who would take out an ancient building of a practice sect and sell it?
So Xiao Song's smashing is equivalent to smashing himself several hundred million.
"Ahem... It's okay, don't worry, with that Ao Wuhen character, he will definitely be repaired in a short time, it's okay, it's okay..."
Xu Shi noticed Xiao Song's "unkind" gaze, and the little goat couldn't help coughing twice in embarrassment, and said with a embarrassed face.
"Depend on!"
Xiao Song directly raised his middle finger, he was completely speechless for his unreliable master.
But soon Xiao Song became happy, thinking that the palace complex in Mount Shu is so huge anyway, smashing up a sleeping palace seems to be nothing more than a drop in the bucket, not to mention that what the little goat said is also reasonable, Ao Wuhen can't just sit idly by You have been looking at your bedroom as a mess, right?
So he will definitely spend money to rebuild it, maybe it will be ten times more luxurious than before.
"Eh? Did you forget something?"
The little goat stared at Xiao Song suddenly, and said with a sinister smile.
"Oh? What's the matter?"
With a puzzled look on his face, Xiao Song swept towards the little goat at the same time.
"Where's your little girlfriend? Could it be that you really want to lock her up in that broken shuttle of yours for the rest of your life?"
The little goat pointed at the shuttle-shaped magic weapon pinned to Xiao Song's waist with a teasing face.
"Ah? Damn! I was so busy that I forgot all about it!"
Only then did Xiao Song suddenly realize, he slapped himself on the forehead fiercely, and quickly released Zhang Xiaoxia from the shuttle-shaped magic weapon.
"Ahem, I'm sorry, Xiaoxia, I..."
Xiao Song apologized to Zhang Xiaoxia with a face full of guilt.
"Humph!"
Zhang Xiaoxia glared at Xiao Song with resentment, but didn't say much, but greeted the little goat and the two artifact spirits one by one.
In fact, Zhang Xiaoxia woke up a long time ago, as early as when Xiao Song first entered the Tongtian Tower. Although she was locked in the shuttle-shaped magic weapon and could not come out, she could clearly see the things outside. At that time Seeing that the situation was urgent, he never dared to disturb Xiao Song.
Later, Xiao Song stayed in seclusion for nearly half a month, which made Zhang Xiaoxia dare not make a sound, until now that Xiao Song had overcome the difficulties, he lost his scruples and walked out of the shuttle-shaped magic weapon.
"Haha, the little girl is very nice, she is pregnant with a fat boy at such a young age!"
The little goat's vision is so sharp, he can tell at a glance that Zhang Xiaoxia is pregnant, and even through some means, he can directly judge whether Zhang Xiaoxia is pregnant with a man or a woman.
"Hey, that's right, it doesn't matter who is the most important woman, we are also going to be fathers soon!"
As soon as the child in Zhang Xiaoxia's womb was mentioned, Xiao Song couldn't help being excited. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, he was about to become a father before he even graduated from college.
Should he be happy, or should he be happy?
"Humph!"
The little goat's praise made Zhang Xiaoxia a little embarrassed, and seeing Xiao Song's happy and smirking face, she couldn't help but give Xiao Song another look, walked up to Xiao Song without anyone noticing, stretched out her hand and grabbed him. Touching the lump of soft flesh around Xiao Song's waist, he immediately twisted it 180 degrees.
This kind of pain is actually nothing to Xiao Song's current system, it's almost too light to scratch, but Xiao Song is worried that his rough skin and thick flesh will pimple Zhang Xiaoxia's delicate hand, so he dare not use it at all. In defense with true qi, she could only let Zhang Xiaoxia's "devil claw" ravage the soft flesh under her ribs.
Painful yet happy, this is the true portrayal of Xiao Song at this time.
Being free from pain and being happy is a true portrayal of the little goat and the two spirits.Especially the little goat, Xiao Song was so happy that Xiao Song was devastated. At this moment, he almost didn't applaud, and then he gave Zhang Xiaoxia a "Good Citizen Award", "Anti-Violence and Safety Award" and so on.
"Where are we going now?"
After trampling the soft flesh between Xiao Song's ribs a few times, Zhang Xiaoxia also calmed down, and couldn't help asking Xiao Song seriously.
She is completely homeless now, she will definitely not be able to go back to the Shimen, and it is even more impossible to go to Feixian Tower, she can only follow Xiao Song wholeheartedly, wherever Xiao Song goes, she will go there, It can be regarded as a true husband and wife.
"Hehe, the world is so big, we can go anywhere! But let's go back to Longjiang first, the school should issue graduation certificates and things like magic horses, although we don't care, but it's our four It’s good to keep the memory of my college time in the future as a souvenir, anyway, we are also college students!”
After serious thinking, Xiao Song still decided to go back to Longjiang directly, but there was a problem if he wanted to go back to Longjiang, and that was Lin Xia's problem.
Now that he and Lin Xia have basically confirmed the relationship between men and women, not to mention Zhang Xiaoxia, now that they have children, what kind of sparks should these two women create when they meet?
Two women working together and one husband?
Or cry, make trouble and hang himself?
Thinking of this, Xiao Song felt a headache. If there are too many women, it is also a troublesome thing. This is not too much. Only two are already so difficult. If there are too many, then it is not enough. Directly triggering World War III?
Xiao Song was very troubled by this.For now, we can only take one step at a time...
(End of this chapter)
"Haha...it's really enjoyable, old man, uh, I haven't had such an enjoyable experience for a long time!"
Hearing the tone of the little goat, originally he wanted to pretend to be an "old man" in front of Xiao Song, but then he thought about the Tongtian Tower Qiling next to him. This is the real "old antique", at least he already has one. He is thousands of years old, so he swallowed the word "Old Man" again as soon as it came to his lips.
The Tongtian Tower quickly shrank to less than the size of a spinning top, but Xiao Song and the others who were in it didn't feel the space around them shrinking in the slightest.
"Uh, how about we give them another round before we go?"
Xiao Song, who just used Bodhi Hand, still has about half of the true energy in his body at the moment, so he can definitely use Bodhi Hand to attack again.
"Come again? You prodigal... Uh, okay! Give him another try! Damn, you have to show my 100-year-old anger!"
As soon as the little goat heard this, he subconsciously prepared to give Xiao Song another hit of chestnut on the forehead, but just as soon as he said the words, the little goat changed his mind again.
For more than 100 years, in order to avoid being chased by Shushan and hide his name, he has lived a very miserable life. Now that he finally has a chance to vent his anger, he will naturally not object.
"Uh...then do we want to come?"
Xiao Song rolled his eyes again.
"Of course! Hurry up! After passing this village, there will be no more shops like this!"
The little goat looked excited and inexplicable.
"Then where should we smash it? It's okay to smash some flowers and plants, but if those innocent disciples of Shushan are smashed to death, it's not so good."
Xiao Song asked modestly, this is the first time for Xiao Song to visit Mount Shu, so naturally he doesn't know where to smash and where not to.
"Hehe, you started to think about the overall situation so soon? Not bad, hehe, let's smash the main hall in the east. That's the bedroom of the head of Shushan. I just saw it, and there are no other people there."
"The chief bedroom, isn't that where Ao Wuhen lives? Hehe, okay, let's smash it!"
When Xiao Song heard that it was Ao Wuhen's bedroom that was going to be smashed, he was immediately happy, nodded, and quickly raised his bodhi hand, and slammed it towards Ao Wuhen's bedroom.
bang...
There was a loud noise, and the formerly resplendent and resplendent bedroom of the Sect Leader was turned into ruins in an instant.
"Huh? What happened?"
Such a huge movement naturally alarmed all the disciples in Shushan. Hundreds of disciples rushed towards this side at once. When they arrived, they saw that the bedroom of the master Ao Wuhen had turned into a ball ruins!
"Ah? Who did this? Even the master's bedroom was smashed into ruins?"
"Yeah! You're so daring, don't you want to live?"
A group of disciples were discussing a lot, and Ao Wuhen and the others who heard the movement naturally rushed to the scene, and after seeing his bedroom was smashed into ruins by Xiao Song, Ao Wuhen's face couldn't help but suddenly changed. The iron was livid, and the teeth were gritted and creaked.
"Okay, the head is going to rebuild the bedroom, so he demolished the bedroom!"
The three Supreme Elders hurriedly stood up to make things right for Wuhen.
Although this reason is a bit far-fetched, they really can't think of any other excuses other than this. They can't say that Ao Wuhen's bedroom was actually smashed down by others, can they?
If this is spread, why don't you laugh at other people's big teeth?
"Xiao Song!"
Ao Wuhen gritted his teeth, looking at the disappearing eyes of Xiao Song and the others, almost bursting into flames!
This is really deceptive!Even his bedroom was smashed by them!Isn't this just to disgust yourself?
"Wow ha ha ha ha……"
Inside the Tongtian Tower, the smile was full of joy.Especially the little goat almost lost his breath without laughing.
"Haha, it's so relieving of hatred! Did you see just now, that Ao Wuhen's face is almost like a pig's liver!"
Xiao Song was also happy.
The only thing that didn't laugh was the bodhi hand weapon spirit. When Xiao Song threw it at Ao Wuhen's bedroom just now, he threw it out without even discussing with it. Xiao Song strongly protested.
"Stupid, since that is the master's bedroom, isn't that where you will live in the future? Are you happy that you smashed the place where you will live in the future?"
The little bald Qi Ling scolded with contempt.
"Eh? This..."
What the little bald man said was not unreasonable, Xiao Song almost subconsciously swept towards the little goat who came up with this "bad idea" just now.
Such a big dormitory, if you want to estimate the value of the current real estate, at least hundreds of millions, and this is still priceless!
After all, who would take out an ancient building of a practice sect and sell it?
So Xiao Song's smashing is equivalent to smashing himself several hundred million.
"Ahem... It's okay, don't worry, with that Ao Wuhen character, he will definitely be repaired in a short time, it's okay, it's okay..."
Xu Shi noticed Xiao Song's "unkind" gaze, and the little goat couldn't help coughing twice in embarrassment, and said with a embarrassed face.
"Depend on!"
Xiao Song directly raised his middle finger, he was completely speechless for his unreliable master.
But soon Xiao Song became happy, thinking that the palace complex in Mount Shu is so huge anyway, smashing up a sleeping palace seems to be nothing more than a drop in the bucket, not to mention that what the little goat said is also reasonable, Ao Wuhen can't just sit idly by You have been looking at your bedroom as a mess, right?
So he will definitely spend money to rebuild it, maybe it will be ten times more luxurious than before.
"Eh? Did you forget something?"
The little goat stared at Xiao Song suddenly, and said with a sinister smile.
"Oh? What's the matter?"
With a puzzled look on his face, Xiao Song swept towards the little goat at the same time.
"Where's your little girlfriend? Could it be that you really want to lock her up in that broken shuttle of yours for the rest of your life?"
The little goat pointed at the shuttle-shaped magic weapon pinned to Xiao Song's waist with a teasing face.
"Ah? Damn! I was so busy that I forgot all about it!"
Only then did Xiao Song suddenly realize, he slapped himself on the forehead fiercely, and quickly released Zhang Xiaoxia from the shuttle-shaped magic weapon.
"Ahem, I'm sorry, Xiaoxia, I..."
Xiao Song apologized to Zhang Xiaoxia with a face full of guilt.
"Humph!"
Zhang Xiaoxia glared at Xiao Song with resentment, but didn't say much, but greeted the little goat and the two artifact spirits one by one.
In fact, Zhang Xiaoxia woke up a long time ago, as early as when Xiao Song first entered the Tongtian Tower. Although she was locked in the shuttle-shaped magic weapon and could not come out, she could clearly see the things outside. At that time Seeing that the situation was urgent, he never dared to disturb Xiao Song.
Later, Xiao Song stayed in seclusion for nearly half a month, which made Zhang Xiaoxia dare not make a sound, until now that Xiao Song had overcome the difficulties, he lost his scruples and walked out of the shuttle-shaped magic weapon.
"Haha, the little girl is very nice, she is pregnant with a fat boy at such a young age!"
The little goat's vision is so sharp, he can tell at a glance that Zhang Xiaoxia is pregnant, and even through some means, he can directly judge whether Zhang Xiaoxia is pregnant with a man or a woman.
"Hey, that's right, it doesn't matter who is the most important woman, we are also going to be fathers soon!"
As soon as the child in Zhang Xiaoxia's womb was mentioned, Xiao Song couldn't help being excited. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, he was about to become a father before he even graduated from college.
Should he be happy, or should he be happy?
"Humph!"
The little goat's praise made Zhang Xiaoxia a little embarrassed, and seeing Xiao Song's happy and smirking face, she couldn't help but give Xiao Song another look, walked up to Xiao Song without anyone noticing, stretched out her hand and grabbed him. Touching the lump of soft flesh around Xiao Song's waist, he immediately twisted it 180 degrees.
This kind of pain is actually nothing to Xiao Song's current system, it's almost too light to scratch, but Xiao Song is worried that his rough skin and thick flesh will pimple Zhang Xiaoxia's delicate hand, so he dare not use it at all. In defense with true qi, she could only let Zhang Xiaoxia's "devil claw" ravage the soft flesh under her ribs.
Painful yet happy, this is the true portrayal of Xiao Song at this time.
Being free from pain and being happy is a true portrayal of the little goat and the two spirits.Especially the little goat, Xiao Song was so happy that Xiao Song was devastated. At this moment, he almost didn't applaud, and then he gave Zhang Xiaoxia a "Good Citizen Award", "Anti-Violence and Safety Award" and so on.
"Where are we going now?"
After trampling the soft flesh between Xiao Song's ribs a few times, Zhang Xiaoxia also calmed down, and couldn't help asking Xiao Song seriously.
She is completely homeless now, she will definitely not be able to go back to the Shimen, and it is even more impossible to go to Feixian Tower, she can only follow Xiao Song wholeheartedly, wherever Xiao Song goes, she will go there, It can be regarded as a true husband and wife.
"Hehe, the world is so big, we can go anywhere! But let's go back to Longjiang first, the school should issue graduation certificates and things like magic horses, although we don't care, but it's our four It’s good to keep the memory of my college time in the future as a souvenir, anyway, we are also college students!”
After serious thinking, Xiao Song still decided to go back to Longjiang directly, but there was a problem if he wanted to go back to Longjiang, and that was Lin Xia's problem.
Now that he and Lin Xia have basically confirmed the relationship between men and women, not to mention Zhang Xiaoxia, now that they have children, what kind of sparks should these two women create when they meet?
Two women working together and one husband?
Or cry, make trouble and hang himself?
Thinking of this, Xiao Song felt a headache. If there are too many women, it is also a troublesome thing. This is not too much. Only two are already so difficult. If there are too many, then it is not enough. Directly triggering World War III?
Xiao Song was very troubled by this.For now, we can only take one step at a time...
(End of this chapter)
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