School flower's bodyguard

Chapter 40 Uncle Mummy

"Hmph! This Xiao Song was still swearing when he told him yesterday, but at a critical moment, he let us go again!"

Outside Longjiang University, in an extremely open square, Liu Shuangshuang pouted her chin and scolded unhappily. Looking at her hand, she was holding the kite she just bought yesterday!
Today is the day when Liu Shuangshuang was discharged from the hospital, and it happened that Lin Xia and Xiao Song had no classes this afternoon, so the three of them agreed to come to the square to fly a kite to celebrate this afternoon, never thought it would be three o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Song It hasn't arrived yet.

"Wait a little longer, he may be delayed by something."

Lin Xia on the side smiled slightly when she heard this, she was always thinking of others no matter what.

"Hmph! Just make excuses for him! I'm not talking about you, Sister Lin, you just have such a good personality, you always think of others first, and you will definitely suffer in the future with this personality!"

After hearing Lin Xia's words, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help but pouted even higher, as if she was preaching.

"Hee hee... It's a blessing to suffer losses."

Lin Xia just smiled slightly after hearing this, obviously Liu Shuangshuang's words had no effect on her at all.

"Hey!"

Seeing this, Liu Shuangshuang could only shake her head, sighed heavily, and stopped persuading her. Since she was a child, she has persuaded Lin Xia countless times. Lin Xia used to be in high school. It's always been like this, and now that I'm in college, it's getting more and more out of hand.

Usually in the class, she has never seen her fight for scholarships and three-good students. Most of the time, she even gave these things to others on her own initiative!
"Huh? Look at what is going on in the square? Why are there so many people watching? Let's go! Let's go and have a look!"

Suddenly, as if he had discovered some new continent, Liu Shuangshuang focused his gaze on the open space at the entrance of the square, where people on the steps or on the guardrail seemed to be watching something.

"It's better not to, the last time you were kidnapped was because of watching the excitement!"

After listening to Liu Shuangshuang's suggestion, Lin Xia couldn't help shaking her head like a rattle drum. The reason why Liu Shuangshuang was kidnapped last time was because the two of them were watching "Chest Broken Rock" on the street. This time Lin Xia obviously learned from the last time. Lesson learned!

"Hey, it was an accident that time! It will be fine, let's go, let's go and have a look!"

Lin Xia's persuasion obviously didn't have the desired effect. As soon as Liu Shuangshuang finished speaking, she ran towards the crowd bouncing around.

"Hey……"

Seeing this, Lin Xia could only shake her head, and then hurriedly followed.

"Mom, look, there's a mummy here!"

Just when Liu Shuangshuang and Lin Xia just ran near the crowd, a pink and tender little girl next to her was holding her mother's hand with one hand, pointing at the one in front of her who was wrapped in bandages The "humanoid creature" said.

"I'll go! What kind of clinic is this! I told you, there's no need to put so many bandages on me! He still wants to do so! It's fine to put on so many bandages, but he still charges me so much money! His uncle! "

The "humanoid creature" in front of the crowd was none other than Xiao Song who had just come out of the hospital!

Today's ordeal exhausted Xiao Song enough. Although the internal injuries were almost healed by the little goat's true qi, there were still many scars on the surface of his body caused by the sky thunder burns, so In order not to scare others, Xiao Song finally decided to go to the hospital for a simple treatment, but he didn't want to meet such a black-hearted doctor who insisted on bandaging his whole body into a mummy!

"Hush! Don't talk nonsense, kid, you can't call him a mummy."

Little Lolita's mother quickly patted Little Lolita on the head to stop her words.

"Hey, adults are still sensible!"

Just when Xiao Song was about to lament that the grown-ups in this family were more sensible, what Lori's mother said next almost prevented Xiao Song from falling to the ground on the spot:
"You have to call him Uncle Mummy, remember to use polite words next time!" Little Lolita's mother said to Little Lolita seriously.

"Got it, he's Uncle Mummy!"

Little Lolita nodded obediently, and then shouted at Xiao Song in a childish tone.

With tears streaming down his face, Xiao Song looked at the tightly wrapped bandages all over his body, and could only walk towards the square awkwardly.

"What's all this called?"

Xiao Song walked into the square cursing, but the crowd of onlookers did not decrease in the slightest, instead they tended to gather more and more, including Liu Shuangshuang and Lin Xia among the crowd.

"Wow! This is a mummy! Could it be that he is playing cosplay? How creative!"

In the crowd, seeing Xiao Song being so honored, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help saying with a look of admiration, obviously, she didn't recognize that this person was Xiao Song!

"Let's go, Shuang Shuang, let's go over there, otherwise Xiao Song won't be able to find us when he comes later!"

Next to her, Lin Xia was protecting Liu Shuangshuang like a bodyguard, as if she was afraid that she would be kidnapped by others again. Since Liu Shuangshuang was kidnapped last time, Lin Xia has always been a bit of a ghost, and she pulled Liu Shuangshuang directly after speaking. Both sides walked towards the place agreed with Xiao Song before.

"Oh, what danger can I have if I just take a look at it from a distance, really!"

Liu Shuangshuang obviously hadn't played enough, but she couldn't hold back Lin Xia, so in the end she could only look at Xiao Song's direction in embarrassment, and then walked towards the better place before with a face full of reluctance.

Xiao Song had noticed Lin Xia and Liu Shuangshuang a long time ago, seeing Lin Xia and Liu Shuangshuang had left, he couldn't help quickening his pace and following them.

"Huh? The mummy seems to have followed."

Liu Shuangshuang had just taken two steps when he spotted Xiao Song behind him, and he couldn't help saying with a puzzled expression.

"Huh? Oh no, maybe he's here to kidnap you again! Shuangshuang, run! I'll stop him first!"

Lin Xia couldn't help being startled when she heard this, she thought to herself that she was really afraid of something, but at the same time, she stepped forward and directly blocked Xiao Song's way.

"You scoundrels, do you want to kidnap Shuangshuang again!"

Lin Xia clenched her fists tightly, and questioned Xiao Song with a wary face.

"Kidnapping? Me?"

Xiao Song couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this, and then he realized that this little girl of affection regarded me as a kidnapper. It seems that the kidnapping case last time really left a big shadow on this girl!

"Hmph! I still want to kidnap my aunt! Eat me first before talking about it!"

Before Xiao Song could open his mouth to explain, a fiery red figure beside him rushed towards Xiao Song fiercely, raised his leg and kicked Xiao Song's crotch!
At this time, Xiao Song had already focused all his attention on Lin Xia, so how could he have expected that Liu Shuangshuang would suddenly attack?

This record of "cut off the feet of children and grandchildren" that has long been used by Liu Shuangshuang is definitely quite domineering!From lifting the leg to lifting the foot to Xiao Song's crotch, it was absolutely done in one go!
"what!"

A shrill scream echoed, and the next moment Xiao Song had already started "leapfrog" while covering himself.The situation was exactly the same as that of Zhao Lei at the school gate that day!
"Huh? Why does this voice sound so familiar?"

When the screams sounded, Lin Xia felt that the mummy's voice was somewhat familiar, but it didn't sound for a while, it was Xiao Song's voice.

"Yeah, why do I think this voice is familiar?"

After hearing this, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help muttering the same thing.

"Your uncle! I'm ￥###!" Luckily Liu Shuangshuang didn't wear high heels today, otherwise, Xiao Song might have been kicked out!

But even so, it still made Xiao Song terribly painful. Did he just kick that place casually?Even a cultivator in the realm of the golden body would be scolded in pain if he was kicked like this!

"Huh? Why is this voice getting more and more familiar..."

Liu Shuangshuang pursed her lips, her eyes flicked around, as if something suddenly sounded.

"You...couldn't be Xiao Song?"

After trying to understand why the voice was so familiar, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help asking the "mummy" in front of him weakly.

Xiao Song: "..."

"Ah? Are you Xiao Song?"

After hearing Liu Shuangshuang's words, Lin Xia seemed to have finally remembered something, and she opened her mouth wide in shock.

"I beg you, can you say hello before you start next time!"

Xiao Song said with tears running down his face.

"Ah? I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to."

After confirming the identity of the "mummy" in front of him, Liu Shuangshuang realized that he had caused trouble, and couldn't help apologizing hastily.

"Are you all right?"

Knowing that he really got into trouble, Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help but lose his momentum, and hurriedly asked with concern.

"What do you think! How about you let me also..."

Xiao Song originally wanted to say how about you let me kick him too, but suddenly he thought that the other party was a girl, so he had no choice but to swallow the words.

"Hmph! It's not your fault. You said you're fine, and you came out in such a shape, and no one knows you!"

Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help but pouted after hearing this, as if it was none of my business.

"Is it my fault for the relationship?"

Xiao Song was speechless, if it wasn't for seeing that Liu Shuangshuang was a girl and recovering from a serious illness, it would have been hard for Xiao Song to swallow this bad breath.

"Okay, okay, both of you, don't say a few words!"

At the critical moment, Lin Xia once again stood up and acted as a peacemaker.

"Xiao Song, are you okay? Have you been kicked..."

Lin Xia originally wanted to ask Xiao Song if he hadn't been kicked by Liu Shuangshuang's kick, but then she thought of where the other party was kicked, and couldn't help but flushed with shame, swallowing the words that were already on the verge of her mouth go back.

"Unlucky..."

What else could Xiao Song say?In addition to admitting that he was unlucky, could he really be kicked back?This is really a dumb man who eats Coptis chinensis, and can't tell if he suffers...

Hey, poor Xiao Song...

(End of this chapter)