School flower's bodyguard

Chapter 43 Don't Eat Chicken Chop on the Bus!
"Are you still chasing?"

After throwing the little bastard on the lawn, Xiao Song held Wang Linger in his arms and jumped up and stopped at the side of the road, asking Wang Linger in his arms.

"what?……"

Just now Wang Ling'er had been thinking in her heart who the hell is Xiao Song, who has such abilities, but at this moment, she didn't notice that Xiao Song was asking her, so she subconsciously let out an ah.

"I said, do you still want to chase now!"

Xiao Song was speechless, rolled his eyes directly, raised his voice and asked again.

"Oh, don't chase after them, they are all in the same group, if you catch him, you won't worry about not being able to catch the others!" Wang Linger came back to her senses, and saw that she and Xiao Song were holding each other in such an ambiguous position, A face could not help but instantly flushed red.

"Well... can you let me go first?"

Wang Linger asked weakly.

"Huh? Did I hold you?"

Xiao Song spread out his hands playfully, indicating that he was not holding Wang Linger, Wang Linger was stunned, and then realized that Xiao Song had let go of him at some point, but he was like an octopus, with his hands and feet completely covered. Wrapped around Xiao Song's body!

If this posture is seen by others, maybe another series of stories will appear...

"what……"

Thinking of this, Wang Linger's face couldn't help getting hotter, and the next moment she quickly let go of Xiao Song.

"What should I do with this person?"

While arranging his messy hair blown by the wind, Xiao Song pointed to the punk on the lawn who had already fainted and asked.

"This... I'll call my colleagues and ask them to send a car to pick them up."

Wang Linger thought for a while, then took out her mobile phone from her pocket, called her colleagues, told them the address here, and asked them to arrange a police car to pick her up.

"If it's okay, I'll go!"

Things are done, Xiao Song also feels that there is no need for him to stay here.

"But these handcuffs..."

After this incident, Wang Linger's anger seemed to have dissipated, and now she didn't want to arrest Xiao Song and go back to the police station, but she didn't have the key for the handcuffs at all, and the two were handcuffed together again, what should Xiao Song do? How to leave?

"Hehe...that's easy."

Xiao Song couldn't help laughing when he heard this, he squeezed his fist violently, and with a snap, a burst of true energy jumped out, instantly breaking the handcuffs.

"This……"

Xiao Song's inadvertent move startled Wang Ling'er again, but then he thought that since Xiao Song possessed extraordinary abilities, it would not be difficult to break the handcuffs.

"You wait here slowly, I'll go first!"

There is a bus stop not far from here, and there happened to be another bus stopping there, after thinking about it, Xiao Song ran directly towards the bus.

"Hey……"

Wang Ling'er subconsciously wanted to call Xiao Song to stop, but in the end she still didn't call out, and could only watch helplessly as Xiao Song got on the bus.

"Huh? Since he could break the handcuffs just now, why did he run with me in his arms?"

Suddenly, at the moment when the bus started, Wang Linger seemed to have suddenly remembered something, looking at the bus that had gone away slowly, Wang Linger couldn't help but stomped her feet fiercely again!

"Damn stinky hooligan! How dare you take advantage of my old lady!"

At this moment, Wang Linger seemed to have suddenly recovered her nature, looking at the back of the bus that was about to disappear, she gritted her teeth and cursed!

Speaking of which, this bus is really crowded, not to mention that there is no empty seat on it, and there are even very few places to stand. Fortunately, Xiao Song relied on his strength to fight a bloody road, and finally He successfully snatched a ring, while holding the ring with one hand, the other hand was not idle, and Xiao Song was not willing to let go of the half-eaten chicken chop at KFC just now.

There is no way, poor people, if you can save a little, it is a little bit.

Now that he has free time, he took out the half-eaten chicken chop from his pocket again, and began to enjoy the delicacy of this crispy and tender meat. (Disclaimer: It's entirely because of the needs of the plot. Fourteen himself despises foreign fast food. If you can eat as little as you can, eat as little as possible! Eating too much of this stuff is definitely harmful and useless...)
While eating, Xiao Song stared at the mobile TV on the bus, watching today's mobile news.

Anyone who has eaten chicken chops probably knows that there is often a kind of thin bone residue like "chicken ribs" in this chicken chop, and when you only have one hand that can move, you have to put it in When the bus is constantly shaking, these tiny bone residues are accurately spit out between the plastic bag and the packaging bag.

This action is absolutely foolproof in our eyes, but because of a sudden brake on the bus, our omnipotent pig's feet missed it!

It's too late to say, then soon!
At the moment when Xiao Song aimed at the plastic bag and spit out the chicken bones, the bus suddenly came to a sudden stop!
All the passengers in the car leaned forward due to inertia, and Xiao Song was no exception. At the same time, his hand holding the chicken chop also moved forward by about [-] meters!
Even this measly [-] meter distance is enough to completely destroy Xiao Song's young heart and his right to eat chicken chops on the bus in this life!

Because of the distance of [-] meters, the plastic bag in Xiao Song's hand did not catch the long and thin bone that Xiao Song spat out from his mouth. The chest of the beautiful woman sitting in the seat in front of Xiao Song!

Of course, this is not the worst. The worst thing is that this beautiful sister didn't know whether it was because there were too many people in the car, or she was a little hot, so she took off the outer windbreaker and wore a lower-cut one inside. At first, this slender bone just landed on the chest of this beautiful sister. Before she had time to react, because of the sudden acceleration of the car, it slowly sank into the depths of the canyon along the chest. !
It's all the driver's fault...

Xiao Song couldn't help being startled by the sudden change, thinking that this time he was really dead. He had never shot three-pointers so accurately in basketball before. How could he be so accurate this time?Isn't this fucking difficult?
The beauty bit her lower lip tightly, and she could vaguely see that her chest was trembling slightly with anger. She raised her hand and wanted to take out the bone but was a little embarrassed, and finally raised her head and gouged Xiao Xiao fiercely. Take a look.

Xiao Song swallowed, his face swelled like a tomato, thinking:

"Maybe she didn't dare to take the bone because she thought it was stained with my saliva? If that's the case, since I was the one who caused the disaster, I should take the responsibility and help her take out the bone..."

So, without the slightest hesitation, Xiao Song stretched out his salty pig's hand to the beauty's chest, and needless to say, this salty pig's hand slapped the beauty hard!It is estimated that this beautiful woman almost screamed molestation loudly!

And at this time, Xiao Song's hand was still less than ten centimeters away from the beautiful woman's chest. Xiao Song didn't accept it, and it didn't matter if he didn't. With the constant shaking of the bus and the constant crowding of pedestrians on the bus, , several times almost did not land directly on the beauty's breasts...

Poor Xiao Song's whole head was empty, if there was a floor crack in the car, he probably would have gotten into it long ago, but it's a pity there wasn't...

Speaking of which, Xiao Song wanted to apologize desperately to the beautiful sister in front of him at this moment, but his mouth seemed to be blocked by someone. In the end, his head was in a mess, and he said a sentence that could definitely shake the world and weep ghosts and gods:

"Give me back!"

"Oh my God! How did I say such a fucking thing?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Xiao Song regretted it.

Looking at the beautiful elder sister on the seat, her face turned pale with anger, her teeth were clenched tightly, and her chest was also fluctuating abnormally due to the violent breathing... (As expected of a man... ...At this time he is still staring at others...ahem...)
Still the same sentence, if eyes can kill people, Xiao Song has already been torn to pieces by this beautiful woman thousands of times...

In the end, as if angry, the beauty really put her hand into the gap, and tried to take out the long and thin bone that was struck by lightning with two fingers, but...

In the end, this little bone was like a naughty boy, clinging to the beauty's breasts and refusing to come out. At this moment, a group of passengers who knew the truth were already laughing and tears were about to come out...

The beauty's face was getting redder and redder, like a ripe guava. That kind of mature charm was fatal to the group of male passengers in front of her. In the end, many people even stared straight at the beautiful woman in front of them, unable to even smile...

I don't know how long it took, but the beauty finally took out this "sinful" chicken bone from her underwear, and then threw it towards Xiao Song's face suddenly:
"I'll give it back to you! You should be satisfied now!"

As soon as the beauty's voice fell, the bus happened to arrive again, and the beauty got out of the bus angrily...

After the beauty left, Xiao Song was also ashamed. Faced with the uncontrollable expressions of everyone, Xiao Song insisted on sitting next to each other for another stop, and finally got out of the car in despair.

The moment the car door closed, Xiao Song clearly heard a thunderous laughter erupting from inside the bus!

"My God...help me..." Thinking of the beauty's angry look just now, Xiao Song couldn't help but feel jealous...

"Don't eat chicken chops on the bus! Especially when there are beautiful women sitting next to you!"

This is the experience and lesson that Xiao Song finally summed up!
(End of this chapter)