School flower's bodyguard

Chapter 57
"I'm fucking you!"

After confirming that Jieyun had completely disappeared, Xiao Song couldn't help cursing and roaring again.

After cursing, he couldn't help but look at the sky again, and after confirming that there was no more divine thunder descending, he sat down on the ground and gasped...

The divine thunder just now tormented him enough.

"Hey... didn't you just swear a few bad words? As for hitting me with lightning?"

Shaking his head, Xiao Song couldn't help but muttered full of grievances.

He also looked at the tree spirit who had been drained of essence by himself just now, and it was already withered. If there were no accidents, the tree might not be able to survive.

"It's a pity that such a big tree... It can be used as a lot of furniture before..."

Shaking his head, Xiao Song said regretfully, then stood up, ready to go down the mountain and go back to school.

"I don't know where that little silly girl Zhang Xiaoxia has gone, she's so disrespectful, she didn't even come back to look at me... Anyway, I saved her life just now..."

While walking, Xiao Song couldn't help muttering with a straight face.

"Help... help me..."

Xiao Song, who had just walked to the edge of the cliff and was about to find his way down the mountain, suddenly heard a weak cry for help.

Xiao Song frowned, followed the sound and looked over.

"Huh? It's you again?"

Following the sound, there is a person hanging upside down from a fist-thick tree on the edge of the cliff, and this person is Zhang Xiaoxia who was rescued by Xiao Song just now?

"I said, why didn't you come back to help? Is your relationship trapped?"

Seeing this, Xiao Song couldn't help being happy again, laughed twice, and then pulled Zhang Xiaoxia up from the tree with a look of schadenfreude.

"Are you still laughing? It's not all about you! You just threw me here!"

The schadenfreude on Xiao Song's face obviously made Zhang Xiaoxia a little dissatisfied, at this moment she couldn't help cursing angrily while rubbing her already swollen ankle.

"Ah……"

As soon as Xiao Song heard this, he remembered that this was indeed the case, but he couldn't be blamed for it, he didn't mean it, and besides, even if he hangs here, it's better than staying in the woods and being sucked by a tree spirit. Become a mummy?
However, adhering to the fine virtue of good men not fighting women, Xiao Song did not argue with Zhang Xiaoxia.

"Huh? Ah! You..."

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoxia glanced at Xiao Song, her face turned red, and then she screamed.

"Huh? My aunt, what are you doing?"

Xiao Song was terrified by Zhang Xiaoxia's sudden scream, and subconsciously thought that the tree spirit had come back to life, but after looking around, Xiao Song didn't find any abnormalities around him, so he couldn't help asking angrily. road.

"You...your...pants..."

Zhang Xiaoxia stuttered suddenly, pointed at Xiao Song's crotch, and stammered.

"Me? Clothes?"

After hearing this, Xiao Song glanced at himself.

"Fuck!"

Finally, Xiao Song's face also turned red, and only then did he understand why Zhang Xiaoxia's face turned so red, and why she screamed...

Emotional self ran naked again?
Perhaps Xiao Song had put all his attention on that thunder just now, so he never paid attention to himself, but he didn't think that god thunder didn't burn all the clothes on his body, but let his crotch burn A big hole was opened, and through the hole, Xiao Song even saw his little brother shaking...

Integrity... shattered...

Xiao Song burst into tears...

He quickly took off his tattered top and wrapped it around his waist, thus blocking out the splendor of spring under his crotch...

"Ahem... mistake, mistake... that me..."

Xiao Song was at a loss for words for a while, and also couldn't even speak fluently.

"What about the dryad? He didn't do anything to you, did he?"

After being silent for a long time, Zhang Xiaoxia opened her mouth to ask, and promptly diverted the topic elsewhere, finally relieving the embarrassment just now...

Zhang Xiaoxia has grown up so much, it's the first time she saw a man's thing, and her heart was thumping for a while...

"Oh? It's okay, that thing probably did many unrighteous acts, and was wiped out by a thunderbolt from the sky! Isn't it? Even I was accidentally injured..."

Xiao Song didn't tell Zhang Xiaoxia the truth, but pushed everything to the divine thunder just now...

"Oh, so that's the case, I said, why was there such a big commotion just now!"

Zhang Xiaoxia looked stunned, she didn't have the slightest doubt about Xiao Song's words.

"Is your foot okay? Do you want me to carry you down the mountain?"

It has been nearly four hours since Xiao Song threw Zhang Xiaoxia away, that is to say, Zhang Xiaoxia has been hung on the tree for nearly four hours. If it wasn't for the fact that Zhang Xiaoxia is also a cultivator, she might have already fainted from dehydration. past.

"It's okay, it's just a little numbness in my feet. If you support me, I can walk by myself."

Not relatives, not friends, Zhang Xiaoxia obviously didn't want to owe Xiao Song any more favors, she shook her head, then supported the bushes next to her, stood up, and walked down the mountain.

Xiao Song hurriedly followed.

……

"Thank you for today's work!"

Both of them are practitioners, so the journey down the mountain didn't take them much time. Soon, the two returned to school.

Zhang Xiaoxia said to Xiao Song with a serious face.

"Oh, it's okay, we are all classmates."

Xiao Song smiled, signaling to Zhang Xiaoxia that you don't have to be polite. Although the fight with the tree spirit today was thrilling, the final result was satisfactory. Xiao Song not only managed to escape the danger, but because of this, he also raised his cultivation to the middle stage of foundation establishment.

"Heh, how about I invite you out for a meal? The location is up to you?"

After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoxia felt that she had nothing to repay Xiao Song, so she couldn't help suggesting.

"Eat? Okay, okay... eh? Let's forget it, look at me..."

As soon as Xiao Song heard that Zhang Xiaoxia wanted to invite him to dinner, and the place could be decided by him, he couldn't help but instantly became happy, but before he could say the second word "good", he suddenly glanced at his clothes, and finally could only Spreading his hands, he refused with regret.

"Oh... that's fine, let's try another day."

Zhang Xiaoxia pursed her lips and smiled, but she couldn't help but think of the embarrassing scene just now...

"Hehe, okay, okay, another day, another day..."

Xiao Song couldn't help laughing when he heard this, he didn't think in the wrong direction, not because he hadn't heard the joke about "another day", but because his whole heart was on eating, so I didn't think too much about it.

But Xiao Song's smile reminded Zhang Xiaoxia of the ambiguity in her words, her pretty face blushed subconsciously.

"Uh... goodbye!"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoxia left here as if fleeing.

"Huh? What's the matter?"

Watching Zhang Xiaoxia leave the scene as if fleeing, Xiao Song couldn't help being stunned for a moment, as if he still hasn't figured out what's going on.

"Boss, here are two bowls of instant noodles!"

He couldn't finish the big meal, so in desperation, Xiao Song could only go to the school's canteen and buy two bowls of instant noodles. One bowl obviously couldn't satisfy him anymore, even if it was two bowls, he would probably be hungry enough at night ...

"What happened to her?"

In the dormitory, while eating instant noodles, Xiao Song couldn't help thinking about why Zhang Xiaoxia ran away suddenly just now.

"Another day, another day...uh... damn it! Another day!"

Finally, Xiao Song wanted to understand the ambiguity in Zhang Xiaoxia's words...

"Someday, hehe... another day, another day..."

Thinking of this, Xiao Song couldn't help showing his wretched smile that was almost like his signature gesture...

"Hey! Is there someone named Xiao Song in your dormitory?"

Just as Xiao Song was flirting in his mind with a wretched face, the door of the dormitory was suddenly kicked open roughly. Xiao Song looked back and saw that there were already a few punks smoking cigarettes at the door.

"Xiao Song? Do you have anything to do with him?"

Xiao Song just glanced at them, and felt that the other party seemed to be a bit unkind, so he couldn't help asking.

"Grass! If you have it, you have it, if you don't, you don't have it! You are the only one who talks a lot!"

The little bastard's attitude was extremely domineering, seeing that Xiao Song was alone in the dormitory, his attitude couldn't be any better.

"Oh Nope!"

Xiao Song shook his head and said innocently.

"Grass! Stupid!"

When the little bastard heard that there was no such person in the dormitory, he couldn't help but kicked again, and then left here cursing.

"By the way, there seems to be someone named Xiao Song upstairs in 503!"

Suddenly, Xiao Song stopped those bastards again, and said.

"Grass! I know you didn't say it earlier!"

When the little bastard heard this, he subconsciously wanted to curse again, but was stopped by the leader, a middle-aged man with buck teeth, and the group walked directly towards the 503 that Xiao Song said.

Only in less than half a minute, this group of people came back cursing, because there is no 503 in this building at all, only the fourth floor in total... And the reason why Xiao Song said that was because he wanted to hurry up After eating instant noodles!

"Fuck you, you dare to trick us!"

A gangster violently kicked Xiao Song's dormitory away again, and shouted at Xiao Song angrily.

"Fools, I'm playing tricks on you!"

Satisfied, Xiao Song finished the last mouthful of instant noodles and threw it away.Then he said with a contemptuous sneer.

"Grass! Brothers, fuck him!"

Hearing this, the gangster with buck teeth couldn't help but get even angrier. He waved his hand and yelled at the three gangsters.

"Fuck him!"

As soon as Big Baoya's voice fell, one of the gangsters had already slammed his fist at Xiao Song's chest.

"Heh...is this level?"

Xiao Song sneered, and with a stride, he appeared in front of the bastard, and the bastard subconsciously punched it, but just as the fist was raised in the air, the whole person seemed to be pressed to pause, and stayed there. In place, motionless...

Looking at his face, beads of sweat quickly appeared like soybeans...

(End of this chapter)