Follow General Cao to mix the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 403 Madam Skills Are Good

At Wang Hou's active invitation, the second meeting between the senior leaders of Qingzhou Province and Yangzhou Province was held at the mouth of the Tonghe River.

It was still the Wu man who dragged here, and usually used obscene poems in the circular Tingzhou with a gazebo. This time, Wang Hou was very rude and late, but compared to last time, the American wolf finally became Mei Zhoulang .Don't say anything in a hurry, when Wang Hou came, this guy was still fanning the small stove and cooking tea soup in a leisurely manner.

The tea ceremony in this era is far more complicated than that of later generations. I have to admit that the little devil has inherited a lot of the cumbersome etiquette. Zhou Yu sat cross-legged leisurely and fanned the wind into the newly baked small clay stove. The Jiangnan beauty, who was wearing a long skirt and puffed up extraordinarily cleanly and elegantly, was finely grinding the tea powder with a stone mill not much bigger than a palm.

With a petite body, Wang Hou thought it was Sun Shangxiang when he looked at it from a distance, and wondered why this chick had changed her sex and acted elegantly!But when Xiaozhou moved forward, I realized that it was not. Compared with that savage girl, Gong Yao Ji, this matcha girl is much quieter and more elegant, and her small face is crystal clear and tender, as if this girl can really pinch water, and she even feels a little delicate. Fairy taste too.

It's just that Wang Hou's heart is impatient now, even if he puts it here as a fairy, he doesn't have the heart to appreciate it. Zhou Yu's head is finely ground and boiled, and he also adds green plums, young ginger and fine salt to taste. The tea ceremony etiquette has been tossed enough. The two bowls of tea soup that had just been brewed were green and had a compelling aroma. Wang Hou had just boarded the boat, and the boat swayed as he stepped on it.He stretched out his hand and snatched away the small teacup that Zhou Yu had just put down. This guy drank the cow directly, and it was dried up with a raised neck, and he smacked his mouth. The corners of Zhou Yu's and that elegant beauty's mouths twitched slightly.

"Tea maker, Jiamu in the south! The essence of the sun and the moon, nourished by the morning frost and evening dew! Collect the aura of the sun and the moon in it, grind it carefully, bake it on a low fire, taste it in the mouth, first bitter and then sweet, It's like a hundred flavors in the world! Zhou Mu drinks it like a strong wine, it's a bit reckless!"

With an expression full of regret, Mei Zhoulang recited a whole set of words leisurely and elegantly, holding the bowl by himself, and recited a whole set, but he extracted his core meaning, just one word: You are really a northerner. The savage is rough!No culture is terrible!
"Roasting on a slow fire, adjusting the taste and savoring it carefully is naturally elegant, but my predecessor, Kong Rong, Kong Beihai, the best tea master in the north, is dead! For Wang, tea soup can quench Wang's thirst and prevent serious diseases. That's enough, as for how to be as elegant as the governor, let's wait until the world is peaceful!"

It seemed vulgar, but Wang Hou immediately threw back a set of theories. The Jiangnan beauty didn't understand, and even had a faint disdain on her face, but Wang Hou understood what the general Zhou Yu meant, and took a deep sip of the cup Chinese tea soup, Zhou Yu said with a wry smile but leisurely.

"Zhou Mu is really straightforward!"

"Since you say that Wang is straightforward, then Wang is not a joke! Now that Xuzhou has transported more than 23 stones of grain, just make 23 stones and give me another 77 stones. I will withdraw my troops and leave Wujun. !"

Lying on the table, Wang Hou looked at Zhou Yu and spoke confidently, but Zhou Yu, who asked to listen, smiled a little more on his face.

"Everyone in the world knows that Wang Qingzhou is a good businessman! He single-handedly provoked the rich in Qingzhou and Xuzhou. Since Wang Zhoumu opened his mouth, it would be a shame for Zhou to lose face. Later, Zhou wrote a letter for Zhou Mu as a recommendation. I believe that Liu Jingzhou would be willing." It's a business comparison with Zhou Mu!"

I have been counted by Wang Hou several times, and my face is swollen from the slap. Now I can be regarded as gaining the upper hand. Zhou Yu's sarcasm is not bad, and he satirized Wang Hou a lot while talking and laughing.

But listening to his words, Wang Hou was not annoyed at all, he still had that hard face, he stretched out his hand and bowed to him casually, and on the escort boat behind him, immediately there was a sergeant clasping his hands like an incense stick. A bunch of sky-piercing monkeys pointed directly at the sunny sky, with a long bang, bursting with flames, the cloud-piercing arrows pierced directly into the blue clouds, and there was a loud explosion sound in mid-air.

Under the amazed gaze of Zhou Yu and the Jiangnan beauty, there was a message like a beam. In the lake not far away, the second cloud-piercing arrow flew, then the third, the fourth, the fifth, and finally in the southwest behind him. direction, a puff of black smoke began to waft up.

"Zhou Mu has great supernatural powers. It is said that Qingzhou Mu received the true biography of the old god Ji, and the palm of his hand is as good as thunder. Zhou admires the ability of this hundred-mile thunderbolt!"

Although he didn't understand what mystery Wang Hou was trying to play, Zhou Yu still had an elegant smile on his face, and he still flattered Wang Hou out of anger, while secretly mocking Wang Hou.

Still not angry as always, this time, Wang Hou even leisurely took the teapot still burning in front of Zhou Yu by himself, took a sip carefully, and immediately showed a smile, and said it slowly with.

"The governor likes it, so Wang Hou will show his shame. Let's offer a small plan to the governor to relieve the boredom! The five cloud piercing thunders that Wang Hou brought here, the first expenditure, there are five hundred stones on the west bank of Pihu Lake. The grains were blazing, the second branch, there were four thousand shi of grain blazing in the city of Piling, the third branch, 20 shi of grain was billowing with smoke, the fourth branch, [-] shi of rice blazing into the sky, and the fifth branch, That is, a Piling shrouded in fire, the orange-red high temperature spread out, and the scorching aroma of the white rice can be smelled for several miles!"

"Governor, how do you think this program adds to the fun?"

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As expected of a fight, Zhou Yu’s martial strength is higher than Wang Hou’s. In desperation, the famous Nancha utensils with thin and brittle walls in his hand were cracked by him with a thud, and a piece of it fell into the In the next second, don't talk about drinking tea and discussing Taoism!Changing back into an American wolf in an instant, Zhou Yu's eyes were burning with anger, but his voice was full of murderous intent, as cold as ice slag, and he asked gloomyly.

"Wang Zhoumu, what do you mean by that?"

"What do you mean? Do you want to talk about business? The governor is taking pride in his face, let me tell you something, call back the more than 4 people from Taihu Lake who were crying and shouting and couldn't keep them, and then transport 77 shi of grain, and I will go back Qingzhou is here!"

"No way!"

Wang Hou didn't speak, but pretended to slap his hands again, just like the younger brother who gave cigarettes to the boss in later movies, and the soldier in heavy armor just knelt on the ground again, holding hands like Shangxiang. Shooting the second cloud-piercing arrow, another soldier took a fire stick and tapped it under the buttocks. With a yow, as if the buttocks were on fire, the second sky-piercing monkey jumped into the sky with its teeth bared, and then clicked All of a sudden, he was torn apart.

Amid another series of crackling explosions, the flames and smoke on the southwestern bank rose even higher.

"Ah! Good tea! Madam's skills are really good! Dare to ask Madam, but is it the daughter of Mr. Qiao, the beauty who is famous all over the south of the Yangtze River?"

Elegant and pretentious, he took a sip of the tea soup comfortably, as if he had drunk some fine liquid, and shook his head exaggeratedly. In the milk, Wang Hou smiled lightly at the beauty who was kneeling and sitting in a daze while holding a small stone mill. Lightly bow to each other.

On the side, Zhou Yu's complexion has turned into a liver color!

(End of this chapter)