Follow General Cao to mix the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 795 Your Grandpa Is Always Your Grandpa
With a bang, violent sparks burst out, and Cao Zhang's saber was finally cut through the third hole, and a gap of nearly half the size of a melon seed popped out from the blade. This time, Shan Guo took out a blacker knife. , and even the body of the sword is covered with scars and bumps, and the long sword that looks extraordinarily rough and wild has only a trace of traces.

Although Cao Zhang's sword was not severed, at any rate, this time, Shan Guo finally won. Rhodium Zangpi, with tears in his eyes, seemed to have finally qualified for the Chinese football in later generations, holding up his country's Excalibur, roaring excitedly .

"Victory! The skill of my mountain country's divine sword has finally suppressed the Han people in the Central Plains! My great mountain country's divine skill! I won!"

Finally, there was no need to cause diplomatic problems, Cao Zhang himself was relieved, and asked relaxedly while wiping the sweat beads from his forehead.

"The Lord of the Mountain Kingdom gave this Excalibur to me? Thank you very much!"

For a moment, the room fell silent again.

He froze there abruptly, looking at the smiling faces of Wang Changle who was full of disdain, Deng Ai and Cao Zhang who were watching the excitement, and the old faces covered with beards like dwarves, beads of sweat followed into the [-]-degree steam room The same, rushing, the corners of the mouth twitched violently, his face was flushed from holding back, and rhodium zangpi nodded his head sadly.

"Yes..., yes..., this Mountain Kingdom Excalibur, gifted to Da..., Da..."

"Your Majesty can't!"

In anxiety, the "Great General" of a hundred people in the mountain country who was slapped like a steamed bun thumped and knelt down on the ground. It is true that anxiety can force people's potential, even his translation accent is hard Shengsheng changed into an authentic Guanzhong accent, shouting in a particularly tragic way.

"This sword is the star iron that the former Lord of the Mountain Kingdom picked up here. He braved the heat and forged it into the fire of the earth. In the end, he sacrificed his own daughter to die for the sword. This sword is the symbol of the Mountain Kingdom. It is protected by the gods. The gift from the mountain country, if the king bestows it on the Han people, the good ancestors and ancestors of the mountain country will feel uneasy!"

Seeing the "Great General" of the Mountain Kingdom who was kneeling on the ground thumping and kowtowing, Cao Zhang became depressed again. This politics is really weird, even accepting a gift can cause international disputes. This small country in the Western Regions was itchy with hatred, how much it would damage his glorious image as the governor of the Western Regions, the corners of his mouth trembled in depression, Cao Zhang forced a smile and slapped his hands.

"Since it is the supreme treasure of the ancestors of the Mountain Kingdom, please ask the Lord of the Mountain Kingdom to take it back! I can't take it back!"

To say that people really want to save face and suffer, listening to Cao Zhang not wanting it, this rhodium zangpi was in a hurry, and bowed heavily while holding his sword in extremely anxiety.

"Daduhu must accept it! Otherwise, how can Daduhu fight!"

After all, he is the king, so it is better to think about the problem more fully. If he came to pretend to be beeping, a loser got red eyes and moved out the ancestral sword, and even broke Cao Zhang's sword, and then refused to give it cheeky. Was it the general guard of the Western Regions in the Han Dynasty?

Even if Cao Zhang can't use the mountain country when the Western Regions are pacified now, but after the Western Regions are pacified, Cao Zhang won't wear small shoes for the mountain country, that's all strange!

Even though he regretted the pain and wished he could chop off his cheap hand, but holding on to his face, Rhodium Zangpi still held on to his face and pushed forward.

"Oh, the Lord of the Mountain doesn't need to worry. This sword is not a precious sword. I have many more!"

Formless pretense is the deadliest!
It's not a precious sword!

A lot!
The two words kept echoing in Rhodium Zangpi's ears like thunder, and while his eyes were straightening, he opened a square box from the bag on his back, which was the same as the saber that Cao Zhang pulled out from his waist just now. There were actually six or seven knives, and they were heavily revealed in front of him.

And just when Rhodium Zangpi was shocked and his ears were buzzing, Wang Changle beside him hummed and gave him a final blow.

"This kind of knife is just a high-quality saber of my Ma'anshan Iron and Steel Refining Group. It's just a high-end product with dozens of pieces! Cut a gap, and I really think of myself as a peerless sword..., uh..."

In an instant, his faith collapsed, his eyes suddenly widened in astonishment, and in the next second his eyes narrowed, and the corners of his mouth, which grew Changle, couldn't help twitching again.

The fierce old face with a big beard suddenly turned into a smirk, and the Meteorite sword in his hand fell to the ground with a bang, just like a mental patient, he suddenly laughed and hugged a lot of sabers in Cao Zhang's arms Here, rhodium zangpi is giggling loudly.

"Precious swords! So many precious swords! Peerless precious swords!"

This..., why is it so sudden and crazy? ? ?
Afraid of being beaten by a mental illness, Cao Zhangzi staggered and took a step back, raising his legs and looking sad, looking stupid!
On the other side, the "Great General" of the mountain country whose face was slapped like a steamed bun also kneeled tragically on the ground, screaming incessantly.

"My lord, what's wrong with you? My lord!"

But he regained his composure, clutching his head, the next second the bearded "Dwarf King" was crying like a 180-jin child, crouching down on the ground with his head in his arms and crying loudly.

"Don't call me king! The Han people can use a knife casually, and it has surpassed the highest level of sword forging in our mountain country. What is the meaning of the existence of the mountain country? Let it go, let it go, woohoo..."

…………

It's really a breakdown of faith. After sending the mountain king far away, he could hear his wailing. Cao Zhang couldn't help but grab his hair and turn around in circles, muttering depressingly.

"This matter has caused a diplomatic incident!"

Leaning comfortably on the recliner that God knows how to move, Miss Changle stuffed her little finger into her nostrils in a particularly inconspicuous manner, humming disdainfully while picking.

"Hmph, fragile man!"

…………

This incident did cause a diplomatic turmoil, but Cao Zhang didn't know whether it was a good or bad turmoil.

After returning from the Han army barracks, the king of the mountain country, Rhodium Zangpi, stepped down from the throne and became a monk. Then he found a cave in the back mountain of Moshan City and squatted there. In a hurry, he had to re-elect a king.

As for the reason, many people spread rumors that the ruler of the mountain kingdom was rude, but he was cast under a spell by the newcomer Dadu, and became insane, so he had to become a monk and replace the new king. It is definitely considered negative news. However, as soon as this news came out, Yanqi and the Weixu army who were still on the sidelines were all frightened, and they also sent a full thousand troops to help the battle. Although the kings of the two countries did not come, there were a lot of food and materials as tribute.

Looking at the piles of wheat and dried fish, Cao Zhang really rubbed his nose depressedly.

(End of this chapter)