Follow General Cao to mix the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 84
Even Mr. Lu Xun in later generations has a famous article "On "Fucking"". Swearing and swearing, like the profound Chinese language and literature, has a long history and a long history, but the most golden period of its development began in the Song Dynasty, Ming and Qing Dynasties. It reached its peak in the Han Dynasty, but it was still in a subtle embryonic stage in the Han Dynasty.

For example, Xiangshu in "The Book of Songs" compares people to mice, and the famous Zhuge village man who scolded Wang Houben's family Wang Lang to death, I have never seen such a brazen person!It is already the pinnacle of swearing in this era!At this level, the era of Internet keyboard warriors who got together with Wang Hou's trolls is simply called how the light of rice grains competes with the sun and the moon.

But swearing is to insult and belittle the other party as much as possible, and to make the other party angry. If the unfortunate insulted person is not there, even if the mouth is blooming..., um, what if the mouth sprays a cesspool?If you don't hear it, you won't be angry, so in the curious eyes of Cao Cao and Chen Deng on the snow mountain, Wang Hou didn't say a single bit of curse, but now he keeps making friends.

"Is Lu Xuzhou here? I'm Wang Hou! I visited you back then!"

"It's my little king!"

"Marquis Wen, Xiao Wang, I'm here to visit you!"

"Oh? It's Xiao Wang!"

Before Wang Hou could start cursing, he seemed to have suffered a loss first, a thick magnetic voice full of a smile, suddenly rang at the west city gate.

Such a grandson is not pretending to be in vain, and when he heard that the leader of the group, Wang Hou, was coming, Lu Bu was really proud, holding his long halberd, and appeared at the gate of Xiapi City.

Not to mention, Wang Hou's popularity is really good. In society, brother Lu remembered that he didn't talk about it, and even took the initiative to say hello to him.

"Oh? You! A certain family remembers! What are you doing here? Could it be that Bandit Cao is already cold, hungry and impoverished, and at the end of the road, let you come to ask for peace! Ha! Okay! For the sake of your Wang Tuqiu, a certain family can let him die !"

He is worthy of being the number one brave man in the world. It is completely different from the few times he wanted to surrender in the Romance. Up to now, Lu Bu is still full of unstoppable momentum. Full of confidence, Yu Can't help but his complexion changed slightly, and Zhao Yun's relaxed appearance also restrained a little.

However, when all the Cao troops were waiting for Wang Hou to refute and scold the war with righteous words, Wang Hou actually pretended to be his grandson in public again, still holding his fists, his old face was smiling like honey, heavy a bow.

"Wenhou, um, my prime minister just got a pile of charcoal, and now he can eat hot rice. It won't be frozen for the time being, so he won't retreat for the time being. The lower officials are their masters. In the name of the prime minister, take some. From Bingzhou, the rumors of some merchants in Guanzhong and the defeated soldiers scolded you! Fortunately, the prime minister will fight with you in the wild. You have few soldiers and few generals, so you can’t beat the prime minister, so don’t worry about what the officials say. Go to your heart, don't come out!!!"

"This trash!!!"

Cao Cao's beautiful beard couldn't help shaking, and he turned his head speechlessly. This Wang Hou was too demoralizing, and now he regretted sending Wang Hou to scold him.

However, when Mr. Cao was disappointed, Guo Jia, who was playing with Cao Cao's binoculars, looked at the city gate with a playful smile on his face.

After all, Lu Bu is the strongest in Guanzhong!But Wang Hou's seemingly cowardly and discouraged words just now emphasized one thing.

You can't beat him!
Under Lu Bu's slightly uncomfortable expression and Fang Tian's painted halberd that was unnaturally raised and lowered, he had already gotten into the game slightly.

But after all, he is a hero. With a forced smile, Lu Bu also held Fang Tian's painting halberd and clasped his fists together: "Wang Tuqiu, I have written down the family you mentioned. Don't worry, no matter what you say, Lu will not care about you!"

"Then the official will be offended!"

He clasped his fists together and bowed, but immediately Wang Hou lowered his head in silence and shouted at his soldiers.

"Human Lu Wenhou is capricious and insults his slaves with three surnames! But do you know? Marquis Wen was forced to do nothing! He also has no choice! Everyone wronged Marquis Wen!"

As a typical cheating father, even Lu Bu, who killed the two adoptive fathers, was speechless to defend himself. Unexpectedly, Wang Hou would open his mouth to defend himself. For a while, his eyes widened in disbelief. These words were too unexpected Yes, Yu Jin, who was next to him, yelled loudly.

"Tu Qiuxiu is talking nonsense. Everyone knows that Lu thief first killed his adoptive father Ding Yuan and then killed his adoptive father Dong Zhuo in order to seek fame and fortune. He is really a capricious villain. How did he become wronged?"

What was waiting was the steps, and soon Wang Hou was excited, and pointed a sword finger at Yu Jin's face.

"Do you know why Marquis Wen wanted to kill Ding Yuan?"

"This spring, when I was measuring the land in Puyang, I met Lu Chen, the personal guard of Lu Wenhou who was injured in the battle of Yanzhou, and from his mouth, Wang got a shocking secret back then. Ding Yuan was fair Honest, but he is a shameless person from the bottom of his heart, not only is this person lustful, but he also has an astonishingly disgusting habit, that is, he is masculine and likes men!"

"More than once, he has seen with his own eyes that Marquis Wen was recruited into the tent by that old man in Dadingyuan in the name of his father and son, and then Marquis Wen's screams of pain and despair came from the tent! More than once!"

For a moment, Lu Bu on the city gate tower was dumbfounded, Wang Hou's personal soldiers watching the excitement around him were dumbfounded, and even Cao Cao, Chen Deng, Guo Jia, Yang Xiu and Cheng Yu on the snowy mountain that sieged the city were all dumbfounded!Even the two armies of Cao and Lu who were facing each other opened their mouths in disbelief when they heard Wang Hou's roar.

There is also this lace news, this melon is really fragrant!
Just as Lu Bu was stunned, Wang Hou roared again full of excitement.

"Such an insult, why didn't Marquis Wen kill Ding Yuan? But at that time, he didn't do anything, but chose to endure, allowing Ding Yuan to be insulted and violated again and again, not because he was afraid of death, but because Marquis Wen had not yet served his country with all his martial arts skills! He was not willing to die so easily if he did not shed blood for the Han Empire!"

"Wang Tu, please talk nonsense!"

He was so angry that he almost fainted. Lv Bu, who had just said that he would never argue with Wang Hou, had his eyes widened and roared angrily. However, Wang Hou roared louder than him. The soldiers, who were full of gossip, even carried a few copper horns for him to amplify the sound. Full of excitement and regret, Wang Hou suppressed Lu Bu's roar with a loud voice, and continued to shout excitedly.

"Wenhou, Wang knows that you are thinking about the relationship between father and son, to save Ding Yuan's last bit of face, but you have been wronged too much. Today, as a hero in the world, Wang must say it! Ding Yuan is such a beast. Do you wait, you kill or not!!!"

"kill!"

"Kill! Kill!!!"

Cao Jun was not the only one who was fooled by Wang Hou. Several Lu Jun on the city wall couldn't help holding up their long spears and shouting, and then the enraged Lu Bu directly held Fang Tian's painting halberd to ask them to settle the score. Wang Hou took the opportunity to attack again. Hissing nonsense with all his might.

"So after meeting Dong Zhuo, Marquis Wen killed Ding Yuan without hesitation. However, the heavens are jealous of talents, but Marquis Wen is unkind when he meets people. Dong Zhuo is also a complete bastard!"

"Do you know? Before Marquis Wen joined the army, there was also a beautiful and gentle wife in the village, and that was Mrs. Ren. But Marquis Wen, who settled down in Chang'an after Dong Zhuo killed the eunuch, was chivalrous and tender. He just wanted to bring Mrs. Ren, who was suffering from the countryside, to Chang'an, but who knew this, but encountered a disaster. On the way, the gentle and beautiful Mrs. Ren was bumped into by the lustful Dong Zhuo, and she took her back to the mansion by force. Take it as a concubine!"

"Even if it is persuasion from left and right, that is Lu Wenhou's wife! Dong Zhuo, a beast, still doesn't listen at all, night after night! Wenhou stands guard in the courtyard with a Fangtian painted halberd, listening to his beloved woman suffering under Dong Zhuo, that beast screaming, begging for help, how can any of you bear that kind of suffering?"

"But even so, in order to stabilize the Han Dynasty, Marquis Wen still..., ouch, Marquis Wen, why did you leave the city, let alone you, can you really beat the prime minister!!!"

Still hoarse there like singing an opera, Wang Hou was still unrestrainedly "complaining" for Lu Bu, when suddenly the west gate of Xiapi City creaked and opened, and the ice cubes poured by Chen Gong on it crackled down and followed his head Wearing a purple golden crown, wearing chain mail, riding a red rabbit horse under his crotch, Lu Wenhou walked out of the city gate with red eyes and a painted halberd in his hand.

Listening to Wang Hou still speaking in plain language, he could almost pick out a roar from his throat, roaring like heart-piercing.

"Wang Tuqiu!!!"

"A certain family won't kill you! Swear not to be human!!!"

If it was Shan Tianfang's storytelling, it would be that the horse's hooves were clattering, clattering, and behind Lu Bu, three thousand Bingzhou wolves galloped out roaring and roaring. He rushed to Wang Hou's dog's head and rushed to kill him.

"Don't say it, don't be angry! Marquis Wen, you can't play with picking your eyeballs!"

There is still a story about Lu Bu's wife and Liu Bei that must be told, and Lu Bu is about to run in front of him, so frightened that Wang Hou's legs are weak, and he just fell off the horse, while thumping on the ground, While screaming sadly.

"Hey! General Yu Jin, don't you say protect Wang? Hurry up!!!"

This kung fu is still reliable by my own people, the first to recover from the shock, Zhao Yun is a gentian silver gun, and he will go straight to Lu Bu when he shoots it, but Lu Bu's fame is not for nothing, especially the anger Under the circumstances, the first shot of the Qipan snake probe gun in his hand had just been pierced, and Lu Bu dodged it unexpectedly, and the heavy halberd head directly hit the barrel of the gun that was protecting Zhao Yun's body, knocking him off the horse with a bang. .

The red rabbit horse was about fifty meters away in the blink of an eye. In front of Wang Hou's hollow phalanx, several personal soldiers raised their halberds to fight, but they were chopped down by Fang Tian's painted halberd like lightning. A burst of blood came.

However, Wang Hou's trilogy and Zhao Yun's garrison guards are really well-trained, one group fell down, and the second group was brave enough to die, and they didn't want to kill anyone. Lu Bu's Fang Tian painted a halberd, entangled this fearsome number one general in the world.

Angrily roared again and again, but he waved the painting halberd dozens of times to the left and right, but did not get rid of the entanglement of the guards. It was not until the follow-up wolf cavalry came over that Lu Bu shook off the heavy armored infantry, but this time he recovered, Wang Hou He had already dragged Cao Hongjie and fled into Cao Jun's army in a hurry. As he walked, he was so angry that he couldn't pay his life, and then cupped his fists to apologize for something. In front of him, the unreliable Yu Jin and Xiahou Dun Cao Ren were leading the tiger and leopard cavalry together. , The fierce one also launched a charge.

"Wang Tuqiu, I will kill you!!!"

With blood-red eyes, Lu Bu held up Fang Tian's painted halberd without hesitation, and charged in that direction!!!
(End of this chapter)