my old life
Chapter 2900: Pretending to be a Couple
Chapter 2900: Pretending to be a Couple
As the saying goes, blood is thicker than water.
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao are biological sisters, so there is no need to talk about the relationship between them. I have no handle on Xiao Qiao, but I can use Da Qiao to play tricks!
I have already thought of a reasonable way, and I want to show up as a helper, and I have to hide the whole process from Xiao Qiao!
I'm not sure if Xiao Qiao has joined them now, after all, she has a scorpion tattoo on her body, so the safest way is to cheat her too!
All the plans have been formed in my mind, I am going to find Da Qiao now, this matter can only be done through her!
"Bang bang bang, sister Qiao opened the door."
"coming!"
When I opened the door, I immediately stepped in. Da Qiao was wearing an apron and his hands were still stained with water.
"What did the two youths come over to give you just now?"
"Some ingredients are favorites of mourning dogs. He came here for dinner this afternoon."
"Call Xiao Qiao now and tell her that the mourning dog is coming this afternoon, and tell her to come back later."
"I've called just now, and she's already on her way."
"No! You tell Xiao Qiao not to come over too soon, you must cooperate with me."
"How to cooperate?"
"Just tell Xiao Qiao that Sanggou is here to inquire about the list this afternoon, and ask her to bring a boyfriend over to deal with it."
"Can this work?"
"It must be done! You have to speak urgently, don't give her too much time to think, and then let me pretend to be his boyfriend."
"Ah?" Da Qiao was stunned. She didn't understand what I meant by doing this, but it wasn't bad for them.
"Just say that, let her wait in a nearby coffee shop, and I'll meet her in a while."
"Ok."
"Be sure to tell her that the reason for pretending to be a boyfriend is for you, or the mourning dog will beat you!"
"Oh, I see." Da Qiao wiped his hands and immediately picked up his cell phone to make a call.
I waited quietly by the side, Da Qiao's tone was very spot on, which was also a reasonable reason.
Da Qiao said the name of a coffee shop, and she asked Xiao Qiao to wait in the past, and the plan got off to a good start.
"Okay, Xiao Qiao is going to wait for you."
"Don't tell the mourning dog about this. When he arrives, call Xiao Qiao and tell him that Xiao Qiao will bring her boyfriend over for dinner."
"Okay." Da Qiao's expression was obviously a little nervous, she knew that I was going to catch the mourning dog.
"I will arrange for Xiao Qiao to leave today if I catch the lost dog. I will not let any of you have any problems, because you are my woman now."
I gently hugged Da Qiao's shoulders, and kissed her on the cheek to relieve her tension and worries.
"Okay! Believe me!" Da Qiao took a deep breath, and instantly seemed to be a different person.
"I'm going to find Xiao Qiao, remember to call her after the mourning dog arrives!"
"Ok!"
"By the way, if the mourning dog asks you if there is anyone upstairs, you have to tell him that someone lives there!" I specially reminded him, this is a very important part!
"why?"
"Just say that when he asks you, don't say it if he doesn't ask you, just remember!"
I'm afraid that the subordinates brought by the mourning dog will go upstairs to hide, so that they can avoid Xiao Qiao's visit, and they won't stay away from the mourning dog.
After the mourning dog brought people here, he got the news that Xiao Qiao brought her boyfriend here, then he will definitely let his men disperse, and I guarantee that he will really want to meet the people on the list!
This is a good thing for the mourning dog, and it is also an opportunity to get closer in advance. He will not give up and leave easily!
I quickly went back to the downstairs room, took out my phone and told everyone to come and find me, and I wanted to ambush people in the room ahead of time.
Before I knew it, it was already 04:30, and the appointment time was getting closer and closer, and I was also a little anxious.
I'm afraid that the mourning dog will bring people over in advance. Once his people arrive, he will definitely arrange eyeliners around, and my people will be discovered when they come in!
Now it's like a race against time, whoever arrives 1 minute earlier will be the first to seize the opportunity!
Brother Yu soon brought Xiaoyong and the others over, followed by the mermaid and Dakoujiu. I didn't inform Bai Xingchen, Shadow and Blind Man.
Shadow and Blind Man now have a more important job, which is to accompany Little Chihiro, and they are relatively familiar with Little Chihiro.
"Sanming, what's the plan for today?" Brother Yu came over and asked, and the mermaid followed suit.
"Mr. Ming, we came on time."
"All of you are waiting here, don't go out and don't make any noise, take turns staring at the cat's eyes, and let me know if anyone comes."
"What about you? Aren't you here together?" Brother Yu asked in surprise, and I nodded slightly.
"I'm going upstairs later, don't act rashly until you receive my call!"
"Okay, don't worry!"
"It may not be convenient for me to make a call at that time, Brother Yu, pay attention to text messages!"
"Hmm! Don't we keep anyone downstairs to keep watch?"
"No one stays, no one stays today, top-secret action!" I said every word very firmly, leaving eyeliner is easy to be discovered by bereaved people.
I never underestimate any opponent, and I also know the reason why Jianghu people are cautious in doing things, so there can be no mistakes!
"Everyone rest here first, keep quiet." After speaking, I got up and left, and now I'm going to find Xiao Qiao!
All personnel are in place, all arrangements are in place, just waiting for the mourning dog to come to your door!
After 10 minutes, I came to a coffee shop next to the community. Xiao Qiao had already arrived, and she was stirring coffee boredly.
"Little Joe, here I come!"
"Why are you?" Xiao Qiao's eyes were obviously filled with disgust, probably still brooding over what happened last time.
"I heard from Sister Qiao that she was in trouble and asked me to help, so I came here." I said something casually, and then sat down opposite her.
"What's the trouble?" Xiao Qiao looked at me vigilantly, and I picked up the drink list slowly.
"Sister Qiao was very vague. She said that there was a list of some kind. It seems that if you don't bring your boyfriend, she will be in trouble. Let me come here temporarily to pretend."
"So that's the case, but can you do it?" Xiao Qiao was obviously relieved, and she was also afraid that I would know about the list.
"Of course I can, tell me a name and specific identity information, and I can help to fool the past."
"Then you'll be called Gao Ming in a while, a junior in the Department of Computer Science."
"There is too little information. What do Gao Ming's parents do? Where do they live? Tell me all about the family members."
For me, the more detailed the information, the better, because the lost dog is likely to ask tentatively, and I can't say anything wrong about the most basic things.
"His parents are people with real power. I forget where they work. He is an only child, a typical dude."
Xiao Qiao was very disdainful while talking, typical eyes high and hands low, whether people can see her or not is another matter.
These days, everyone pays attention to the alliance between the strong and the strong. If you are beautiful, you can marry a good family, but you may not be able to marry a rich family!
"That's enough! What kind of car does he usually drive?"
"Several cars, including Audi, Porsche and Masa, are not fixed."
"Understood, today I was also ordered in a crisis, so I'll help you once to make it even." I made a hook without saying a word, putting myself in the position of helping.
"If it wasn't for my sister, I wouldn't bother talking to you!" Xiao Qiao rolled her eyes, her attitude was as I expected.
"It shouldn't be like this between lovers. If someone sees it, don't blame me!"
I deliberately put a hook on Xiao Qiao, and now I'm here to help, she has to thank me!
"Okay, okay, thank you." Xiao Qiao said in a long voice, but he was as perfunctory as he wanted.
"The attitude is not sincere enough, it looks fake at first glance... I will definitely reveal my truth after a while, or I'd better go."
"Honey, I thank you!" Xiao Qiao put on an air of being a little bird, with a bit of Big Joe's charm in his bones.
"That's right, that's the way to look. A woman who can act like a baby is the cutest."
"You don't look like a playboy at all, you don't have that kind of feel in your body." Xiao Qiao also made up an English sentence for me. To be honest, I hate this combination of Chinese and foreign languages the most.
"Hehe, you don't need to worry about this, I'm even afraid of myself when I become a fool!"
"What do you want to drink? I can't let you help me for nothing, let me treat you." Xiao Qiao pointed to the drink list, which was a good start.
She wants to treat her to show that she doesn't want to owe me favors, and subconsciously accepts that I pretend to be her boyfriend, killing two birds with one stone!
"It's fine if it's a bit bitter. I like the bitter taste. Blue Mountain."
"Well, I didn't expect you to know about Blue Mountain."
"I don't know if I know that the Blue Mountain coffee under [-] cups is fake, and not a single coffee bean comes from Jamaica."
I said with a smile, in fact, this is what I heard from the fox, I don't understand the truth in coffee at all.
Only those who pursue the quality of life like foxes are interested in life. From dressing to luxury products, to coffee, red wine and steak dishes, they know almost everything.
Xiao Qiao looked at me with complicated eyes. Although she was served by drug dealers with good food and drink, she was far behind in terms of social experience!
Stirring coffee facing each other, waiting for the passage of time...
My phone rang after six o'clock, and seeing that it was Brother Yu calling, I thought to myself that the bereaved dog must have arrived!
"Hey, what's the situation?" I asked in a low voice, trying not to let Xiao Qiao hear.
"There are people here. There are eleven people in total. There are still some people downstairs. They seem to be prepared."
"Very well, keep watching and report the number to me later." I whispered, the prey has already entered the net!
"Ok."
I smiled and hung up the phone. At the same time, Xiao Qiao's phone rang, and I knew it was from Da Qiao without thinking about it.
"Is it from Miss Qiao?"
"Yes."
"Tell her you'll be there soon, and bring your boyfriend with you, it's your first visit."
"Ok."
Xiao Qiao picked up the phone, I narrowed my eyes slightly, I want to see how the mourning dog should deal with this situation.
This is a game I carefully arranged. If Sanggou brings someone by his side, it will be difficult for him to face Xiao Qiao's 'boyfriend'...
(End of this chapter)
As the saying goes, blood is thicker than water.
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao are biological sisters, so there is no need to talk about the relationship between them. I have no handle on Xiao Qiao, but I can use Da Qiao to play tricks!
I have already thought of a reasonable way, and I want to show up as a helper, and I have to hide the whole process from Xiao Qiao!
I'm not sure if Xiao Qiao has joined them now, after all, she has a scorpion tattoo on her body, so the safest way is to cheat her too!
All the plans have been formed in my mind, I am going to find Da Qiao now, this matter can only be done through her!
"Bang bang bang, sister Qiao opened the door."
"coming!"
When I opened the door, I immediately stepped in. Da Qiao was wearing an apron and his hands were still stained with water.
"What did the two youths come over to give you just now?"
"Some ingredients are favorites of mourning dogs. He came here for dinner this afternoon."
"Call Xiao Qiao now and tell her that the mourning dog is coming this afternoon, and tell her to come back later."
"I've called just now, and she's already on her way."
"No! You tell Xiao Qiao not to come over too soon, you must cooperate with me."
"How to cooperate?"
"Just tell Xiao Qiao that Sanggou is here to inquire about the list this afternoon, and ask her to bring a boyfriend over to deal with it."
"Can this work?"
"It must be done! You have to speak urgently, don't give her too much time to think, and then let me pretend to be his boyfriend."
"Ah?" Da Qiao was stunned. She didn't understand what I meant by doing this, but it wasn't bad for them.
"Just say that, let her wait in a nearby coffee shop, and I'll meet her in a while."
"Ok."
"Be sure to tell her that the reason for pretending to be a boyfriend is for you, or the mourning dog will beat you!"
"Oh, I see." Da Qiao wiped his hands and immediately picked up his cell phone to make a call.
I waited quietly by the side, Da Qiao's tone was very spot on, which was also a reasonable reason.
Da Qiao said the name of a coffee shop, and she asked Xiao Qiao to wait in the past, and the plan got off to a good start.
"Okay, Xiao Qiao is going to wait for you."
"Don't tell the mourning dog about this. When he arrives, call Xiao Qiao and tell him that Xiao Qiao will bring her boyfriend over for dinner."
"Okay." Da Qiao's expression was obviously a little nervous, she knew that I was going to catch the mourning dog.
"I will arrange for Xiao Qiao to leave today if I catch the lost dog. I will not let any of you have any problems, because you are my woman now."
I gently hugged Da Qiao's shoulders, and kissed her on the cheek to relieve her tension and worries.
"Okay! Believe me!" Da Qiao took a deep breath, and instantly seemed to be a different person.
"I'm going to find Xiao Qiao, remember to call her after the mourning dog arrives!"
"Ok!"
"By the way, if the mourning dog asks you if there is anyone upstairs, you have to tell him that someone lives there!" I specially reminded him, this is a very important part!
"why?"
"Just say that when he asks you, don't say it if he doesn't ask you, just remember!"
I'm afraid that the subordinates brought by the mourning dog will go upstairs to hide, so that they can avoid Xiao Qiao's visit, and they won't stay away from the mourning dog.
After the mourning dog brought people here, he got the news that Xiao Qiao brought her boyfriend here, then he will definitely let his men disperse, and I guarantee that he will really want to meet the people on the list!
This is a good thing for the mourning dog, and it is also an opportunity to get closer in advance. He will not give up and leave easily!
I quickly went back to the downstairs room, took out my phone and told everyone to come and find me, and I wanted to ambush people in the room ahead of time.
Before I knew it, it was already 04:30, and the appointment time was getting closer and closer, and I was also a little anxious.
I'm afraid that the mourning dog will bring people over in advance. Once his people arrive, he will definitely arrange eyeliners around, and my people will be discovered when they come in!
Now it's like a race against time, whoever arrives 1 minute earlier will be the first to seize the opportunity!
Brother Yu soon brought Xiaoyong and the others over, followed by the mermaid and Dakoujiu. I didn't inform Bai Xingchen, Shadow and Blind Man.
Shadow and Blind Man now have a more important job, which is to accompany Little Chihiro, and they are relatively familiar with Little Chihiro.
"Sanming, what's the plan for today?" Brother Yu came over and asked, and the mermaid followed suit.
"Mr. Ming, we came on time."
"All of you are waiting here, don't go out and don't make any noise, take turns staring at the cat's eyes, and let me know if anyone comes."
"What about you? Aren't you here together?" Brother Yu asked in surprise, and I nodded slightly.
"I'm going upstairs later, don't act rashly until you receive my call!"
"Okay, don't worry!"
"It may not be convenient for me to make a call at that time, Brother Yu, pay attention to text messages!"
"Hmm! Don't we keep anyone downstairs to keep watch?"
"No one stays, no one stays today, top-secret action!" I said every word very firmly, leaving eyeliner is easy to be discovered by bereaved people.
I never underestimate any opponent, and I also know the reason why Jianghu people are cautious in doing things, so there can be no mistakes!
"Everyone rest here first, keep quiet." After speaking, I got up and left, and now I'm going to find Xiao Qiao!
All personnel are in place, all arrangements are in place, just waiting for the mourning dog to come to your door!
After 10 minutes, I came to a coffee shop next to the community. Xiao Qiao had already arrived, and she was stirring coffee boredly.
"Little Joe, here I come!"
"Why are you?" Xiao Qiao's eyes were obviously filled with disgust, probably still brooding over what happened last time.
"I heard from Sister Qiao that she was in trouble and asked me to help, so I came here." I said something casually, and then sat down opposite her.
"What's the trouble?" Xiao Qiao looked at me vigilantly, and I picked up the drink list slowly.
"Sister Qiao was very vague. She said that there was a list of some kind. It seems that if you don't bring your boyfriend, she will be in trouble. Let me come here temporarily to pretend."
"So that's the case, but can you do it?" Xiao Qiao was obviously relieved, and she was also afraid that I would know about the list.
"Of course I can, tell me a name and specific identity information, and I can help to fool the past."
"Then you'll be called Gao Ming in a while, a junior in the Department of Computer Science."
"There is too little information. What do Gao Ming's parents do? Where do they live? Tell me all about the family members."
For me, the more detailed the information, the better, because the lost dog is likely to ask tentatively, and I can't say anything wrong about the most basic things.
"His parents are people with real power. I forget where they work. He is an only child, a typical dude."
Xiao Qiao was very disdainful while talking, typical eyes high and hands low, whether people can see her or not is another matter.
These days, everyone pays attention to the alliance between the strong and the strong. If you are beautiful, you can marry a good family, but you may not be able to marry a rich family!
"That's enough! What kind of car does he usually drive?"
"Several cars, including Audi, Porsche and Masa, are not fixed."
"Understood, today I was also ordered in a crisis, so I'll help you once to make it even." I made a hook without saying a word, putting myself in the position of helping.
"If it wasn't for my sister, I wouldn't bother talking to you!" Xiao Qiao rolled her eyes, her attitude was as I expected.
"It shouldn't be like this between lovers. If someone sees it, don't blame me!"
I deliberately put a hook on Xiao Qiao, and now I'm here to help, she has to thank me!
"Okay, okay, thank you." Xiao Qiao said in a long voice, but he was as perfunctory as he wanted.
"The attitude is not sincere enough, it looks fake at first glance... I will definitely reveal my truth after a while, or I'd better go."
"Honey, I thank you!" Xiao Qiao put on an air of being a little bird, with a bit of Big Joe's charm in his bones.
"That's right, that's the way to look. A woman who can act like a baby is the cutest."
"You don't look like a playboy at all, you don't have that kind of feel in your body." Xiao Qiao also made up an English sentence for me. To be honest, I hate this combination of Chinese and foreign languages the most.
"Hehe, you don't need to worry about this, I'm even afraid of myself when I become a fool!"
"What do you want to drink? I can't let you help me for nothing, let me treat you." Xiao Qiao pointed to the drink list, which was a good start.
She wants to treat her to show that she doesn't want to owe me favors, and subconsciously accepts that I pretend to be her boyfriend, killing two birds with one stone!
"It's fine if it's a bit bitter. I like the bitter taste. Blue Mountain."
"Well, I didn't expect you to know about Blue Mountain."
"I don't know if I know that the Blue Mountain coffee under [-] cups is fake, and not a single coffee bean comes from Jamaica."
I said with a smile, in fact, this is what I heard from the fox, I don't understand the truth in coffee at all.
Only those who pursue the quality of life like foxes are interested in life. From dressing to luxury products, to coffee, red wine and steak dishes, they know almost everything.
Xiao Qiao looked at me with complicated eyes. Although she was served by drug dealers with good food and drink, she was far behind in terms of social experience!
Stirring coffee facing each other, waiting for the passage of time...
My phone rang after six o'clock, and seeing that it was Brother Yu calling, I thought to myself that the bereaved dog must have arrived!
"Hey, what's the situation?" I asked in a low voice, trying not to let Xiao Qiao hear.
"There are people here. There are eleven people in total. There are still some people downstairs. They seem to be prepared."
"Very well, keep watching and report the number to me later." I whispered, the prey has already entered the net!
"Ok."
I smiled and hung up the phone. At the same time, Xiao Qiao's phone rang, and I knew it was from Da Qiao without thinking about it.
"Is it from Miss Qiao?"
"Yes."
"Tell her you'll be there soon, and bring your boyfriend with you, it's your first visit."
"Ok."
Xiao Qiao picked up the phone, I narrowed my eyes slightly, I want to see how the mourning dog should deal with this situation.
This is a game I carefully arranged. If Sanggou brings someone by his side, it will be difficult for him to face Xiao Qiao's 'boyfriend'...
(End of this chapter)
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