Laozi of the Three Kingdoms is the Emperor

Chapter 13 Toxic Happy Water!

There are dozens of bottles of dark liquid in the box, which looks a little weird.

Wang Lang carefully took out a bottle, held it in his hand and looked at it carefully.

"Is this thing drinkable?" Wang Lang squeezed the dark bottle of something in his hand, frowning.

Not only has he never seen the unknown liquid in it, but he doesn't even know what material the bottle is made of.

With a "bang", Wang Lang's hand slipped, and Coke fell to the ground directly, rolling away a long way.

Fortunately, he had quick eyesight and quick hands, so he picked it up in two steps.

After wiping it with his wide cuff and confirming that it was not damaged, Wang Lang let out a long breath.

If these miraculous things are damaged because of my own things, I don't know how His Majesty will clean up himself.

but.

Wang Lang, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly realized something was wrong.

The thing in his hand seemed to be a little different, and the whole bottle became hard.

In order to confirm the difference, he also squeezed the other ones on purpose, and he found that they were different.

"This is terrible, it won't be broken." Wang Lang's hand holding the Coke trembled a little.

"Wang Lang! Remember to take the cup!"

At this time, Liu Xie's voice suddenly came, which startled him.

"As ordered!"

Wang Lang answered quickly, picked up another bottle, found two wine bottles, and hurried over.
"How does Mr. Wen He plan to help me deal with Lu Bu's army?"

Seeing that the small portion of French fries was almost eaten by Jia Xu, Liu Xie rubbed his eyebrows and asked.

The agreed scholars are all polite and elegant?

Why didn't I see it myself?

However, seeing Jia Xu who was licking his fingers at the moment, Liu Xie felt that he was indeed very elegant.

"This matter is actually very simple, Your Majesty doesn't need to worry at all!" Jia Xu wiped her fingers with her cuff indifferently.

"As long as you take Lu Bu's soldier talisman and tell those generals that Lu Bu has surrendered, everything will be over!"

"And this soldier talisman was already in your hands before Mr. entered the palace, right?" Liu Xie said with a slight smile.

"Your Majesty is wise!" Jia Xu smacked his lips as he looked at the empty french fries bag with some unsatisfactory expression.

At this time.

Wang Lang came to Liu Xie with two bottles of Coke and two wine bottles, and then put the two wine bottles in front of Liu Xie and Jia Xu.

"What is this?" Jia Xu stared wide-eyed at the weird bottle in Wang Lang's hand and the dark liquid inside.

"Uh" Liu Xie sniffled and said lightly, "This is called happy water!"

"Happy water?" Jia Xu and Wang Lang were startled at the same time.

"Your Majesty means that this thing is happy water, drinking it will make you happy?"

Looking at Jia Xu's expression, Liu Xie felt that he did not see the water of happiness, but the water of immortality.

"Your Majesty, can this poor man drink?" Jia Xu rubbed his hands impatiently.

"Of course! As I said, as my first counselor, of course there are special rewards!"

"Okay, okay." Jia Xu looked at Wang Lang expectantly, "Why don't you open it, Eunuch?"

"Your Majesty, this servant doesn't know how to open it." Wang Lang looked at Liu Xie cautiously, his face full of bitterness.

"Twist!" Liu Xie stretched out his right hand and showed Wang Lang a demonstration.

Wang Lang understood right away, and immediately put one of the bottles on the table, holding a bottle and ready to unscrew it like Liu Xie.

but.

When his hand touched the hard bottle, his eyelids jumped wildly.

I was so anxious just now that I forgot to bring another bottle.

The bottle in his hand was accidentally dropped on the ground, and it was obviously different from the others.

Once you open it, if it breaks, you will be out of luck.

It was too late to regret now, he could only pray that his blow was okay.

"Zi"

A voice that had never appeared before appeared from the mouth of the bottle.

Wang Lang clearly felt that a stream of gas was slowly overflowing from the bottle and impacting on his fingers.

This bottle can vent gas!

"what……"

Wang Lang screamed, and the Coke in his hand fell to the ground.

He had already unscrewed most of the lid, and the moment the Coke hit the ground, it popped straight out with a "bang".

It's not the weirdest!
What's even more exaggerated is that the Coke without the lid was sprayed crazily in an instant, spilling everywhere.

"Yes...the water is poisonous!"

Jia Xu's complexion changed drastically, and he stood up abruptly.

Looking at the liquid channel on the ground that is constantly bubbling.

immediately.

He seemed to understand something, and turned his head to look at Liu Xie: "If your majesty wants to kill you, you don't need to use such a dark way!"

Good guy, he even told himself that this is happy water.

Indeed, he might be happy to have poisoned himself!
Wang Lang had already prostrated himself on the ground, pressing his head tightly to the ground.

He didn't know how to justify it, let alone that it was poisonous!

Fortunately, I didn't try it out of curiosity.

Otherwise, he is very likely to become the most wronged eunuch to die.

"Mr. Wen He is right. To some extent, this thing is indeed poisonous!" Liu Xie smiled slightly, and picked up the bottle of Coke that was on the table.

After opening it skillfully, he took a big sip without any hesitation.

"Hiccup~"

After a long hiccup, Liu Xie closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

"Cool!"

Jia Xu and Wang Lang froze again...

Liu Xie took a big sip without any hesitation.

This means that there must be no poison in it, otherwise he would not drink it by himself.

And judging by his appearance, he seems to be very cool!
"Do you want to try?" Liu Xie looked at Jia Xu who was swallowing a mouthful, and asked with a smile.

"Didn't Your Majesty just say that this thing is poisonous?"

Jia Xu shrank her neck, and said very apprehensively.

"In this way, tell me why Lu Bu's soldier talisman is with you.

Then, I will tell you why it is poisonous! "

"It's actually very simple!" Jia Xu waved his hand, looking insignificant: "It's not easy to be a guest of a general who has two broken ribs and can't even get out of bed. Disaster!"

"Well, let Yuwen Chengdu handle the matter of recruiting troops with you!"

Liu Xie took another sip of Coke and slowly closed his eyes.

"Your Majesty hasn't told His Majesty, what kind of poison is this thing?"

"I am very happy after drinking, and happiness makes people fat!"

"Get...fat?" Jia Xu frowned, and even looked down at her body: "Being fat... is poisoning?"

"For many people, this is poison! Do you want to try it, sir?"

Liu Xie slowly opened his eyes, and pushed the Coke, which was less than half a bottle left, towards Jia Xu.

"Cuckoo..."

Jia Xu didn't hesitate anymore, picked it up and drank it all in one gulp.

"belch……"

"Cool!!"

Wang Lang swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, and without leaving a trace, he quietly stuffed the little remaining bottle of Coke into his sleeve...

(End of this chapter)