Laozi of the Three Kingdoms is the Emperor

Chapter 135 The Murder Case Caused by Diarrhea

"Since that's the case, you're welcome, the little one?"

Wang Lang smiled and picked up Lei Bi in his hand, raised his head and took a big sip.

He was so tired this day that he didn't even have time to drink.

Fortunately, the happy water bestowed by His Majesty can make him feel more comfortable.

but.

"tsk tsk"

Wang Lang babbled for a long time, then looked at Lei Bi in his hand.

its not right?
Why is this tasteless?

watched for a long time.

Wang Lang drank the half bottle in his hand in one go.

result.

Still tasteless.

There is no difference with white water!

"What the hell, it can't be fake!" Wang Lang angrily threw the bottle aside.

This is Rebecca.

It was painted on Liu Bei when Liu Xie met him for the first time.

It was originally a fake.

Liu Xie secretly stole things in order to punish Wang Lang.

Zhao Feng was asked to add some ingredients to it, and then rewarded it to Wang Lang.

perhaps.

Even Liu Xie didn't expect that he would drink it today.

"What's the matter, Eunuch Wang?" Meng Tian looked at Wang Lang who was depressed, and looked at him with interest.

"Didn't you say that this thing is happy water? How would I think you were in pain after drinking it?"

"Ugh"

Wang Lang waved his hand and said helplessly, "Don't mention it!"

"Little man this time"

"Ouch."

talking.

Wang Lang suddenly turned pale, clutching his stomach and screaming.

I only heard the sound of "gurgling" coming from his stomach.

"What's wrong?" Meng Tian saw something wrong with Wang Lang at a glance.

"General Mengmeng, little man, go out and have a drink first!"

Before he had time to say too much to Meng Tian, ​​Wang Lang rushed out directly.

result.

The curtain that was blown up by the wind staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"Ouch."

"Damn, what the hell weather, what wind is blowing, you!"

Clutching his stomach and yelling again, Wang Lang rushed out.

"This boy..." Meng Tian smiled lightly and shook his head, and went to check those compressed biscuits.

He is not sure if this Wang Lang sneaked away.
Outside the big tent.

The wind blew without warning.

and.

There is a growing trend.

Liu Bei, who didn't hear anything after listening for a long time, just signaled to Zhang Fei that he could shoot the arrow.

Immediately seeing Wang Lang's face in pain, he rushed out clutching his stomach.

"Wait!" Liu Bei pressed Zhang Fei again, signaling everyone to hide.

After Wang Lang rushed out.

I looked around casually, and saw no one behind me, so I rushed over without thinking.

This time.

Almost knocked over the lighting brazier.

"Damn bad luck!"

Wang Lang took off his pants tremblingly, and squatted on the ground with a spasm.

"Oh cool"

Liu Bei's teeth were about to be crushed, and this goddamn man was squatting less than two meters away from him.

In addition, the wind direction is just blowing towards them at this moment.

A fragrant meal filled the air.

Zhang Fei's eyes were about to bleed.

He kept telling himself in his heart.

"Can't be angry, I'm not angry, I'll never be angry"

just now.

They were too close to Wang Lang's position.

Just make a little noise and they'll be exposed.

Then all previous efforts will be for naught.

dozens of people.
Just like this, he pinched his nose tightly and stared at Wang Lang's big white PG with red eyes!

"I'm not angry. I'm never angry. How can I not be angry?"

"What leeks do you eat, you pervert? I will definitely kill you with my own hands!"

The fingers of Zhang Fei's left hand were dug into the soil.

If Liu Bei hadn't held him down firmly, he might have rushed up and cut Wang Lang into pieces by now!
Time passed little by little.

Every breath is a test for Liu Bei and others.

till the end.

These people have to breathe through their mouths.

"Oh, it's comfortable!" Wang Lang lifted up his pants with a full face of comfort.

While humming a ditty, he lowered his head and tied his pants.

After taking two steps, he bumped his head against the brazier shelf.

"Ouch." Wang Lang immediately wailed while clutching his forehead.

I almost ran into it before.

After half a day, it still hit.

This is deliberately trying to make things difficult for myself!

"Which god damn put the brazier here, motherfucker!"

The more Wang Lang thought about it, the angrier he became, and he kicked hard on the brazier stand.

I see.

The brazier on it swayed for a long time.

In the end, it fell to the ground with a bang.

The charcoal in it and the extremely high temperature brazier just landed on the pile of fragrance drawn by Wang Lang evenly.

"Zi" bursts of blue smoke rose.

Following the strong wind, it directly brushed past the faces of Liu Bei and others.

Zhang Fei's face turned red all of a sudden.

He trembled like an angry lion.

"What are you doing!"

At this moment, Meng Tian came out from the big tent.

"It's nothing, it's just that the brazier fell off." Wang Lang smiled and walked up, pulling Meng Tian into the tent.

"What's the smell?"

Meng Tian sniffed his nose lightly, frowned and looked around.

"Uh, the general, let's talk about the biscuits, there are still some left behind!"

"is it?"

"Come in first, the villain will tell you!"

"Old. I must kill him!" Zhang Fei was directly pushed to the ground by Liu Bei.

Only the sound of his roar could be heard vaguely.

but.

Things are clearly out of control.

The soldiers in the barracks at the downwind came out one by one with doubts on their faces.

Suddenly, there was a magical smell in their tents.

Over time.

More and more soldiers came out.

Everyone followed the smell and began to gather towards the big tent of the Chinese army.

"Can any of you tell me what it tastes like?"

"Based on my many years of experience, this is someone cooking shi!"

"Is that bastard harming us?"

"How dare you eat leeks, I'm going to kill him today!"

One by one, the angry soldiers finally found the source of the incident.

It's just behind Meng Tian's big tent.

There
There are still some unburned coals.

"What happened?" Meng Tian came out of the tent with a gloomy face, leading Wang Lang who looked confused.

This inexplicable gathering of soldiers is a taboo in the army!
"Report to the general, the last general will wait until he finds out that someone has put poison here!"

A school lieutenant organized the language for a long time before he said this matter very implicitly.

"Poison?"

Meng Tian was startled.

immediately.

He smelled something again.

"where?"

The soldiers all pointed to the rear of the military tent.

Subsequently.

All the soldiers were stunned.

Liu Bei and a dozen people were helped out one by one.

The faces of these people seemed to be darkened.

Especially Zhang Fei, his complexion was contorted, and he kept roaring from his throat.

The moment he saw Wang Lang, he tried his best to point at Wang Lang and said hoarsely:
"You shameless bastard, you...you poisoned the S!"

moment.

Everyone's eyes moved slowly and focused on Wang Lang.

Seeing so many extremely angry eyes, Wang Lang could only feel his calves trembling.

"This. This is a good thing, isn't it? At least these people were caught"

"NND! Brothers, beat him!"

Countless red-eyed soldiers rushed towards Wang Lang frantically.
(End of this chapter)