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Chapter 11 Thornton's Miserable Beast Life

My name is Thornton, I come from Styx, so it can be said that I belonged to Styx, but I was born on the planet Earth in the Chiwu star system. I think I am an Earthling, oh no, I am an Earth beast. People here call me I'm a monster, but I prefer they call me Thornton the Crocodile.

From my birth to now, I have been eating and sleeping every day. Maybe you don’t have any big ambitions, but I think this kind of life is very fulfilling and practical.

Go to sleep when you are full, eat when you wake up, walk around with my two big axes every day when you wake up, and update my recipes every day.

Except for the crocodile like me, I have eaten all the delicacies on the earth. It's not my bragging, the flying in the sky, and the swimming in the water, as long as they meet me, none of them can run away.

But I still think humans are more delicious (ω) Hey, because they don’t run fast and I can catch them easily, and they don’t resist fiercely, they just poke me with sticks, I have big hands, no, big claws Swipe left, one right and one grabbing to start building.

In my eyes, these guys who call themselves human can only be called steamed stuffed buns. Steamed stuffed buns are a kind of delicacy in the human world. When eating, they bite with one hand, one left and one right, just like me.

Well, it smells delicious ψ(｀)ψ.

But such a happy life was broken by a boy named Ye Lingyun 300 years ago.

It was a fine morning, with pigeon whistles and reveille horns. . .Ahem, I almost sang (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻.

I got up and took my two big axes to the next door to find some steamed stuffed buns. I picked out a few steamed stuffed buns that smelled good. I was just about to eat them when I suddenly felt a heavy bump in my stomach.

Suddenly, the bun in front of him disappeared.Taking a closer look, it was a male bun wearing silver armor and holding a white spear.

I became angry all of a sudden, I was not allowed to eat and my table was turned over, what is this for, bullying the beast!I picked up the big ax and gave him a sharp blow.

This bun is not bad, it is different from other buns, it tastes very fragrant, and it can even block my axe, but it is not as strong as mine, and it was cut back again and again by my Thornton-style axe, and it flew away with all my strength. After I finished, I thought that since I spent all my energy, I must make him today, after all, it smells good and very fragrant.

But I didn't expect that I was wrong. Although this bun is not as strong as I am, he can fly fast. He dodged all my throwing axes, and this male bun can breathe fire. He opened his mouth and made a big fire pillar. It rushed over, and it burned me quite painfully, and my eyes would discharge electricity, which made me numb from the electricity.

I fought with him for [-] rounds, he couldn't kill me, and I couldn't catch him, so I was so angry, and then he ran away, and I was starving, so I grabbed two cows and ate them.

The next day, after I woke up, I was going to eat steamed stuffed buns. After all, I had to make up for today if I didn’t eat them yesterday. As a result, the boy steamed stuffed buns came again and fought with me again.

It hurt me that I didn't eat buns again, but what I didn't think was that this male bun came every day, if he couldn't beat me, he came to pick me up, so that I couldn't even eat buns and had to eat other things, which annoyed me to death.

I thought about it, then ignore you, but he pawed me every day, and I couldn't catch him, so I was so angry (◣д◢).

Later, I found out that this steamed stuffed bun was a monster. It became more and more powerful every day. It could breathe fire and discharge electricity. Later, it rubbed a ball on me again. I admitted that it really hurt me, and I chased him so angry. One day, I chased and chased and disappeared (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻.

Later, he started to mess with me in different ways again, he would make stones to hit me, and bury me in a pit, but it was useless to me, I Thornton is not afraid of this, it just annoys me to death .

Not long after, he was able to spray water. It was the kind of water that was so much and so big that it flooded my house.I was really too lazy to talk to him, so I moved my butt and continued to sleep in another place.

Finally one day this male bun stood in front of me and said that he would not bully me anymore, and we faced each other for a while.

As soon as I heard it, I rushed forward with my big axe in my hand, my anger was burning, I wanted to chop him into pieces, I couldn't take it anymore, I, Thornton, will rise today.

However, it turns out that I was thinking too much, this damn boy, T_T, he has become stronger, and I found that I can't beat him.

His eyes suddenly turned red, and the eyeballs were still circling back and forth, and a layer of blue stuff suddenly appeared on his body, which was hard to cut, and then turned into an enlarged version of the male bun. It's so big, I guess so Big buns are enough for me to eat for a month.

The male bun is inside the enlarged version of the male bun.

I was careless at the time and didn't dodge, and then he picked up my tail and brought me a fancy windmill, which turned me so hard that I rolled my eyes, and then drove left and right to smash the ground into a lot of big holes, and then Throw me on the ground and beat me up.

The crocodile was so painful that I cried.This male bun doesn't talk about martial arts, and sneak attack my little crocodile who is tens of thousands of years old.

I'm convinced, I said I'm convinced, don't beat me, he told me to be honest and stop thinking about eating buns all day long, don't eat buns in the future, if he finds out, he will beat me up.

Then he said that I would be reformed through labor. I didn't know what reform through labor was. I thought to myself, I would promise him first, and then I would sneak away.

He led me to a river and told me to open a piece of land to plant something, and then build a small house here.

I said yes, it’s not that I’m bragging, I still know this skill, and I can do it after watching those buns every day, but I don’t have the tools, so I have to pity my two big axes.

After working for a few days, the house has been erected, and the land has been opened, but I want to eat steamed buns. I eat fish and beef every day these days, so I should vomit.

It happened that he left that day, and I ran away as soon as I saw Sa Yazi. I couldn't beat you, so I avoided you. I ran for a day and a night, and found a hole to get in, thinking that it would be safe now ().

But I never expected that he stood in front of me as soon as I woke up and opened my eyes. I was terrified at that time, and he became bigger again.

I ran a few times later, but I was caught by him every time, and then he hit me hard, oh no, it was a fancy hanging, really, hanging me up and hitting me was painful ╯▂╰.

Later, the land I plowed grew a lot of big watermelons, and then he forced me to eat watermelons. I, Thornton the Crocodile, can't eat watermelons!Later, I said to the steamed stuffed bun sitting on the folding bench, "Mmm, it smells so good!"

In this way, he came to my place every three days to see if I had eaten steamed buns, and then found any excuse to beat me up or hang me up, why did I know that this excuse was just randomly found.

For example, that day, he came with his bench, sat there and watched me eat fish, then suddenly pushed me to the ground and beat me up, saying, "Why don't you eat watermelon, don't you eat watermelon!" (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻.

Well, I ate it, and then when he came, I ate watermelon, and when he came, I ate watermelon, and then he pressed me to the ground and beat me, and said that I ate watermelon every day, every day. . .

? ? ?Thornton is too difficult, life is not easy, Thornton sighed T_T.

It’s been like this for nearly 300 years. Finally, a few days ago, he found another excuse to beat me up and said that he was going to travel.

I, Thornton, didn't believe it at the time, but he didn't come for several days later, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Today, I, Thornton, want to eat meat and steamed stuffed buns. As I said, it's useless if the leafy stuffed buns come!
I took my big ax and chopped all the way from the west to the east, eating while cutting, um, it’s really delicious, after 300 years, I finally tasted the taste of buns, I’m going to be full today!
Then the female bun in front of me appeared, she flew down from the sky, she had wings behind her, and she tasted delicious. She said she was chased by an angel, and that I, Thornton, did not belong to this world and had to surrender.

Cut, I Thornton, how about a serious earth beast!It's fine for that boy bun to bully me, but you girl bun wants to bully me, so I started a fight with her right then.

I found that it didn't hurt at all when she beat me up, emmm, maybe she was used to being beaten by that boy bun, she still wanted to compete with me, except for that boy bun I was afraid of no one!I crushed her to death with one hand, but I didn't expect that she would pretend to be dead and fly into the sky.

I was so angry, I ate two more buns, it was so delicious!Then I saw a beam of light, which was very beautiful.

"boom".

Thornton suddenly. . .

　Ye Lingyun curled her lips and said, "Bah, it's nothing, I've been beating you up every day, so you haven't made any progress!"

　　Xiao ranan: "This baby is so pitiful, ahem, all the viewers, click and save, and then pay attention to see how we two can avenge Thornton's cutie ψ(｀)ψ"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)