People are killed every day in the company of soldiers

Chapter 84 Twisted melons are not sweet!

Juxia City, Ye Lingyun's villa.

Ye Lingyun pushed open the door and walked in. Liang Bing followed behind him and looked at the furnishings in the villa.

"This is your house?"

Looking at the dust flying in the room, Liang Bing couldn't help frowning, and then saw the big hole in the wall.

Ye Lingyun scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I'm sorry, I haven't been back for a long time, and I didn't clean up before. I'll eat in the yard later, and I'm going to buy food and wine separately!"

After speaking, he moved the indoor dining table and chairs to the yard, and Liang Bing picked up the TV cabinet and put the photo frame on it.

Above is a photo of Ye Lingyun and Qilin taken together on the Ferris wheel.

Liang Bing looked at the smiling girl in the photo and said, "She must be the Kamigawa sniper!"

Ye Lingyun nodded and said: "Well, her name is Qilin, my girlfriend. Come to the yard, the house is full of dust, I will find time to clean it."

Liang Bing put down the photo frame and came to the yard and sat on a chair, watched Ye Lingyun come in and out, and took out some barbecue materials such as the grill and set them up.

Looking at Ye Lingyun who was busy back and forth, Liang Bing stretched out his hand to hold his forehead, how strange this feeling is!

Obviously the two of them hurt each other when they met for the first time, you poke me, I'll poke you!
The second meeting was also a fight with each other, you were pressing me, or I was pressing you!
Why is the painting style so weird when we meet for the third time this time!
At this time, Ye Lingyun's avatar also came back, bringing back a bunch of ingredients and five boxes of beer.

After Ye Lingyun's avatar came back, they began to divide the work, cutting the meat, seasoning, and stringing. . .

MMP!

Ontology, did you hear that!
MMP!

Ye Lingyun was holding a plate of edamame, a plate of peanuts and two boxes of wine sitting opposite the cold ice.

Put the edamame and peanuts on the table, and then use the thumb to open the beer on the table very skillfully.

"Here, this is for you!" Ye Lingyun pushed a bottle of wine in front of Liang Bing.

Liang Bing took the beer and looked at Ye Lingyun and said, "This is... beer? Why do I feel that something is wrong with you? You don't want to use this to get me drunk, do you?"

Ye Lingyun rolled his eyes and said coldly: "This thing can get you drunk? Have you ever heard that everyone gets drunk if you don't get drunk? Unless you want to get drunk yourself, how can you get drunk!"

Liang Bing took a sip from the beer bottle and said with bright eyes, "It tastes good! It tastes different from red wine!"

"That's a must! Barbecue should be served with beer, preferably iced!"

Ye Lingyun took his own beer in his hand and directly used dark energy to cool it down, then took a sip.

"Hic! Cool!"

Liang Bing looked at the cold beer in Ye Lingyun's hand and said, "I drink cold beer too, please help me!"

Ye Lingyun glanced at the cold ice, stretched out his hand and lowered the temperature of the cold beer, and said, "Let me tell you, if you come to relatives, you will have a stomachache if you drink cold beer. Don't say that I will poison you." , when the time comes, slap me to death!"

"Come on, sister!" Liang Bing took a big gulp of cold beer.

"Hurp! It's really cool!"

Liangbing watched Ye Lingyun eat the edamame and grabbed a handful of it himself.

On the other side, Ye Lingyun's avatars have already marinated the cut meat and marinated it, and they will put it on the grill for a while.

Liang Bing ate edamame and drank beer, looked at Ye Lingyun and said, "Why are you not afraid of me now?"

Ye Lingyun glanced at Liang Bing and said, "I'm afraid of your hammer! I've figured it out these days!"

Liang Bing looked at Ye Lingyun curiously and said, "What have you figured out? Do you want to be my soldier?"

Ye Lingyun took a sip of beer and said to Liangbing with a smile: "You're thinking about farts. I've thought clearly about what I said. You came to the earth to make the earth your home. Since you want to use the earth as your home, even if you don't It will attack Taotie, but you must at least limit weapons above nuclear! You can’t let them demolish them casually! In this way, I should actually thank you.”

"Damn! You use my old lady as a shield!"

Liang Bing looked at Ye Lingyun's cheap smile and wanted to smash the wine bottle in his hand on his head!

Ye Lingyun smiled and said to Liang Bing: "But the key is that you still have to be!"

"Damn, aren't you afraid that my old lady will pat her ass and leave?"

Liang Bing looked at Ye Lingyun and said unhappily.

Ye Lingyun looked at Liang Bing and smacked his lips, "I don't believe you will give up such a good place as Earth."

"Damn!" Liang Bing patted the table and looked at Ye Lingyun, just when he was about to use elegant language to communicate, Ye Lingyun's avatar brought up the freshly grilled mutton skewers.

Seeing Liang Bing's hand slapping the table, Ye Lingyun's avatar grabbed the plate containing the mutton skewers and held it in his hand, looked back and forth between Liang Bing and the main body and said, "Will you two fight first or eat first? If you fight first , Let’s divide these up first!”

. . . . . .

What the hell, if we fight first, can your avatar run away?Still want to split the string?
I just let you hug her and blew yourself up, okay?
Ye Lingyun glared at the avatar, took the plate containing the meat skewers and said, "Hit a hammer! Grill your skewers! Tell them to cut the meat and put on the skewers faster, it's still waiting to be eaten!"

After finishing speaking, he took a meat skewer and handed it to Liang Bing, saying: "You can't do anything today! I'm here to drink with you because you are in a bad mood! If you break me, no one will drink with you! "

Liang Bing took the meat skewer and looked at Ye Lingyun and took a hard bite, saying: "Depend on your mood! I'll hammer it when I'm in a bad mood after drinking... hey, your meat skewer tastes good!"

Ye Lingyun's avatar also picked up a bunch and took a bite: "Of course! We went to Inner Mongolia to buy the freshly slaughtered sheep in a fucking wormhole. The taste is definitely delicious! And the seasoning is ours. I deserve it! Of course..."

Ye Lingyun kicked the avatar aside and said, "Do you need to say it? Grill your skewers!"

The avatar patted the buttocks and gave the main body an international friendly gesture, and then went to grill skewers.

Ye Lingyun looked at the ice and took a sip of the cold beer and said, "How is it? Did you enjoy the food? Are you in a better mood this time?"

Liangbing held the meat skewers in one hand and the beer bottle in the other, and said, "It's delicious to eat, but I'm in a bad mood. I can't be your shield for nothing, or you should be my soldier! When the time comes Not to mention Huaxia, I will prevent Taotie from even entering the Milky Way!"

Ye Lingyun was indeed a little moved, because if there was no Super Seminary, there would be no himself and Brother Hou, and with the strength of the earth, he would definitely be pressed to the ground and rubbed repeatedly.

But if he wants to follow Liang Bing, Ye Lingyun thinks of the angel gene implanted in him by Hexi and the angel wings that have been activated. He will definitely be chased and hacked by Kaisha and Hexi all over the universe!
terrible!terrible!

And I have already told Kaisha that the earth is dangerous and won't let her come, so Ye Lingyun is at least [-]% sure that nothing will happen to Kaisha!
After thinking for a while, Ye Lingyun resolutely refused!

"Impossible, I told you, I can't be your soldier!"

"why?"

"No reason, besides, twisted melons are not sweet!"

Liang Bing put down the wine bottle and skewers, crossed his legs and put his hands on them, raised his face and looked at Ye Lingyun with a smile and said, "Don't you know if it's sweet or not after one bite? Besides, as long as it's me It's so sweet!"

　Thank you for your support. My thoughts have been a little messed up these days. I don’t have an outline for Spark yet, so I need to go through it carefully, so I’ll update it first.

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