famous concubine
Chapter 20 Opening conditions
Chapter 20 Opening conditions (1)
Feng Yu gritted his teeth, half-closed his peach eyes, rushed out like a whirlwind with big strides.
Rouge stared in astonishment at the mummy that had disappeared for a moment, blinked, and asked in a daze: "Miss, His Highness the Sixth Highness, he...does he really go to soak in ice water?"
Even she could tell that the young lady was playing tricks on him, it would be cold for a while and warm for a while, how could there be such a weird way to remove the "ink".His Highness the Sixth Highness is not so stupid, really listen to Miss?You know, it's the middle of winter and the twelfth lunar month!
Dongfang Yu smiled slightly, shrugged her shoulders calmly, but stopped talking; she knew that even if Feng Yu suspected that she was playing tricks on him, she would definitely soak in ice water for half a day. For the stinky guy, of course there is no need to choose.
On the second day, without any accident, Feng Yu sneezed all the way and stepped into the beautiful woman's garden where Dongfang Yu lived.
"Ugly girl...Ah Choo!" Feng Yu changed out of yesterday's mummy outfit, but wrapped in a thick brocade robe. He tightened his neckline, rubbed his nose, and asked in a nasal voice, "Tell me, What conditions do you need to get rid of the ghost on my face?" After soaking in ice water for a long time, he completely figured it out. With his face of "everyone loves it, women see it", he'd better bow his head to her first.
Dongfang Yu leaned close to his eyes, held his chin, and nodded with a smile: "I'm enlightened, you're very sensible! Yanzhi..." Yanzhi heard her long and undisguised triumphant voice, and immediately brought a full set of four treasures of the study, Dongfangyu showed satisfaction He pointed to a piece of paper with the terms listed: "In order to guarantee the value of your broken painting, you have to prove your sincerity with actions, just sign your name here and press your fingerprint!"
Feng Yu's smile froze, he lowered his head and quickly looked at the words on the paper, his face almost immediately turned gloomy, he ground his teeth, stared at Dongfang Yu's smiling face, fixed her bright and clear eyes, He paused every word: "Without your consent, you can't paint or give away paintings to anyone! Doesn't this require me to sign a contract of sale in disguise?"
"Oh? Do you think this condition is too harsh?" Dongfang Yu showed a distressed expression: "Then what should I do? Or just let that turtle...egg stay on your face? Anyway, I look better than the one you drew. The painting is okay, maybe if you walk out with it, someone will throw you a lot of money immediately, because your tortoise... eggs have completely made them happy!"
"Ah!" Isn't this just to dig a hole for him to jump?Could it be that he closed his eyes and pretended not to know that he knew it was a pit, and then jumped down like an idiot?
Feng Yu roared sadly and angrily, and flew out with a "whoosh".Dongfangyu then heard the muffled sound of flying flowers and rocks smashing the ground and breaking the air from outside.
A quarter of an hour later, Feng Yu rubbed his red palms, reappeared in front of Dongfang Yu with a dejected expression and resentful eyes, with his head down, without saying a word, he lumbered to the table, grabbed the pen, Brush down the word Fengyu, then rub your thumb on the cinnabar and press it on the paper, then crumpled the fluffy paper into a ball, unfolded it, crumpled it again, and unfolded it again; closed your eyes, took a breath, It was stuffed heavily into Dongfang Yu's hands.
Dongfangyu slowly unfolded the crumpled paper, blowing hot air very gently one by one, as if trying to flatten the wrinkles of the paper, his eyebrows and eyes were full of joy.From the moment she owned this piece of paper, Feng Yu has directly descended from a noble prince to her royal painter. With Feng Yu as a cheap painter, she is equivalent to owning an inexhaustible gold mine. Think about this, Dongfangyu can wake up with a smile even in her sleep, this is the biggest and most unexpected gain she got from rectifying Feng Yu!
Feng Yu looked at her face full of joy in her eyes and brows, and her face with an incomparably treacherous smile, he really wanted to raise his fist and punch her hard!This ugly girl... is really, really too black-hearted and hateful, so hateful, it makes people want to beat her up!
Dongfang Yu took away Feng Yu's deed of selling himself, and with undisguised pride on his brows, he said cheerfully: "Ranzhi, go, bring in the water I asked you to prepare, I think Mr. Yu must not be able to wait."
Rouge responded obediently, turned around and lowered her eyebrows, with a faint sympathy glowing.
After a while, Rouge came in with a washbasin.Dongfangyu looked at it with a smile, and Feng Yu, who had a stiff expression on his brows, said leisurely: "Your Highness, please! You only need to fully immerse your face under this basin of water for half an hour, and I guarantee that the lifelike bird on your face The tortoise eggs will definitely sink into the sea like mud, never to be seen again."
Feng Yu glanced at the basin of water, his eyes widened, the root of his tooth was almost bitten off by him secretly, then he turned his head and stared at Dongfang Yu, injured and spit fire: "Just this basin of bottomless black ink? So sure I'm not mistaken."
The girl's eyes flickered slightly, she smiled fluently, and nodded with certainty: "It can't be wrong, it can't be wrong!"
Feng Yu staggered and almost fell to the ground. If this is the case, he was not damned to be tricked by the ugly girl just now, and was deceived and taken advantage of!He actually signed the deed of sale...
Feng Yu raised his face, his face was full of grief and indignation, his peach blossom eyes were red and blazing for a while, and the water was crystal clear for a while, but he wanted to cry without tears!He woke up with a bucket full of ink, opened his eyes and saw the ugly face of his cheek in the mirror, but was careful not to let his cheek get even a drop of ink... He slapped himself on the head hard, knowing that he had He just buried his face in a bucket full of ink and soaked it up!
Dongfang Yu looked at his remorseful face, and smiled coldly in her heart. She had expected that he was a clean freak. When he was sober, he would never take the initiative to let any part of his body be stained with ink. Today, she is Fuck him!
Feng Yu gritted his teeth and stared at the girl's smiling eyebrows: "Why did you immerse your whole face in the basin?" The turtle was only on his left cheek.
"Oh, no reason, I'm a doctor, and you can listen to what the doctor says or not." The girl glanced at his livid face indifferently, how could she tell him that she just didn't want to let go of the opportunity to scold him.
Feng Yu was silent for a while, then closed his eyes, held his breath, and buried his face heavily under the washbasin; the matter has come to this point, apart from listening to this ugly girl and obediently washing his face with ink, there is no need for regret anymore .
However, as soon as Feng Yu immersed his face in the water, a hot and sour smell immediately hit his nostrils.
Frowning in astonishment, he held his breath and endured silently, hoping that the damned quarter of an hour would pass quickly.
At this moment, he didn't know at all that the girl with clear eyes was tilting her head and looking at him with a half-smile; while Yan Zhi opened her mouth wide and suppressed her flushed little face the moment he buried her face in the washbasin. , with deep sympathy in his eyes, he turned around and ran out quickly.
Half a quarter of an hour later, Feng Yu raised her head from the washbasin with a "wow", and stared straight into her innocent eyes: "Now, can I wash it with clean water?"
(End of this chapter)
Feng Yu gritted his teeth, half-closed his peach eyes, rushed out like a whirlwind with big strides.
Rouge stared in astonishment at the mummy that had disappeared for a moment, blinked, and asked in a daze: "Miss, His Highness the Sixth Highness, he...does he really go to soak in ice water?"
Even she could tell that the young lady was playing tricks on him, it would be cold for a while and warm for a while, how could there be such a weird way to remove the "ink".His Highness the Sixth Highness is not so stupid, really listen to Miss?You know, it's the middle of winter and the twelfth lunar month!
Dongfang Yu smiled slightly, shrugged her shoulders calmly, but stopped talking; she knew that even if Feng Yu suspected that she was playing tricks on him, she would definitely soak in ice water for half a day. For the stinky guy, of course there is no need to choose.
On the second day, without any accident, Feng Yu sneezed all the way and stepped into the beautiful woman's garden where Dongfang Yu lived.
"Ugly girl...Ah Choo!" Feng Yu changed out of yesterday's mummy outfit, but wrapped in a thick brocade robe. He tightened his neckline, rubbed his nose, and asked in a nasal voice, "Tell me, What conditions do you need to get rid of the ghost on my face?" After soaking in ice water for a long time, he completely figured it out. With his face of "everyone loves it, women see it", he'd better bow his head to her first.
Dongfang Yu leaned close to his eyes, held his chin, and nodded with a smile: "I'm enlightened, you're very sensible! Yanzhi..." Yanzhi heard her long and undisguised triumphant voice, and immediately brought a full set of four treasures of the study, Dongfangyu showed satisfaction He pointed to a piece of paper with the terms listed: "In order to guarantee the value of your broken painting, you have to prove your sincerity with actions, just sign your name here and press your fingerprint!"
Feng Yu's smile froze, he lowered his head and quickly looked at the words on the paper, his face almost immediately turned gloomy, he ground his teeth, stared at Dongfang Yu's smiling face, fixed her bright and clear eyes, He paused every word: "Without your consent, you can't paint or give away paintings to anyone! Doesn't this require me to sign a contract of sale in disguise?"
"Oh? Do you think this condition is too harsh?" Dongfang Yu showed a distressed expression: "Then what should I do? Or just let that turtle...egg stay on your face? Anyway, I look better than the one you drew. The painting is okay, maybe if you walk out with it, someone will throw you a lot of money immediately, because your tortoise... eggs have completely made them happy!"
"Ah!" Isn't this just to dig a hole for him to jump?Could it be that he closed his eyes and pretended not to know that he knew it was a pit, and then jumped down like an idiot?
Feng Yu roared sadly and angrily, and flew out with a "whoosh".Dongfangyu then heard the muffled sound of flying flowers and rocks smashing the ground and breaking the air from outside.
A quarter of an hour later, Feng Yu rubbed his red palms, reappeared in front of Dongfang Yu with a dejected expression and resentful eyes, with his head down, without saying a word, he lumbered to the table, grabbed the pen, Brush down the word Fengyu, then rub your thumb on the cinnabar and press it on the paper, then crumpled the fluffy paper into a ball, unfolded it, crumpled it again, and unfolded it again; closed your eyes, took a breath, It was stuffed heavily into Dongfang Yu's hands.
Dongfangyu slowly unfolded the crumpled paper, blowing hot air very gently one by one, as if trying to flatten the wrinkles of the paper, his eyebrows and eyes were full of joy.From the moment she owned this piece of paper, Feng Yu has directly descended from a noble prince to her royal painter. With Feng Yu as a cheap painter, she is equivalent to owning an inexhaustible gold mine. Think about this, Dongfangyu can wake up with a smile even in her sleep, this is the biggest and most unexpected gain she got from rectifying Feng Yu!
Feng Yu looked at her face full of joy in her eyes and brows, and her face with an incomparably treacherous smile, he really wanted to raise his fist and punch her hard!This ugly girl... is really, really too black-hearted and hateful, so hateful, it makes people want to beat her up!
Dongfang Yu took away Feng Yu's deed of selling himself, and with undisguised pride on his brows, he said cheerfully: "Ranzhi, go, bring in the water I asked you to prepare, I think Mr. Yu must not be able to wait."
Rouge responded obediently, turned around and lowered her eyebrows, with a faint sympathy glowing.
After a while, Rouge came in with a washbasin.Dongfangyu looked at it with a smile, and Feng Yu, who had a stiff expression on his brows, said leisurely: "Your Highness, please! You only need to fully immerse your face under this basin of water for half an hour, and I guarantee that the lifelike bird on your face The tortoise eggs will definitely sink into the sea like mud, never to be seen again."
Feng Yu glanced at the basin of water, his eyes widened, the root of his tooth was almost bitten off by him secretly, then he turned his head and stared at Dongfang Yu, injured and spit fire: "Just this basin of bottomless black ink? So sure I'm not mistaken."
The girl's eyes flickered slightly, she smiled fluently, and nodded with certainty: "It can't be wrong, it can't be wrong!"
Feng Yu staggered and almost fell to the ground. If this is the case, he was not damned to be tricked by the ugly girl just now, and was deceived and taken advantage of!He actually signed the deed of sale...
Feng Yu raised his face, his face was full of grief and indignation, his peach blossom eyes were red and blazing for a while, and the water was crystal clear for a while, but he wanted to cry without tears!He woke up with a bucket full of ink, opened his eyes and saw the ugly face of his cheek in the mirror, but was careful not to let his cheek get even a drop of ink... He slapped himself on the head hard, knowing that he had He just buried his face in a bucket full of ink and soaked it up!
Dongfang Yu looked at his remorseful face, and smiled coldly in her heart. She had expected that he was a clean freak. When he was sober, he would never take the initiative to let any part of his body be stained with ink. Today, she is Fuck him!
Feng Yu gritted his teeth and stared at the girl's smiling eyebrows: "Why did you immerse your whole face in the basin?" The turtle was only on his left cheek.
"Oh, no reason, I'm a doctor, and you can listen to what the doctor says or not." The girl glanced at his livid face indifferently, how could she tell him that she just didn't want to let go of the opportunity to scold him.
Feng Yu was silent for a while, then closed his eyes, held his breath, and buried his face heavily under the washbasin; the matter has come to this point, apart from listening to this ugly girl and obediently washing his face with ink, there is no need for regret anymore .
However, as soon as Feng Yu immersed his face in the water, a hot and sour smell immediately hit his nostrils.
Frowning in astonishment, he held his breath and endured silently, hoping that the damned quarter of an hour would pass quickly.
At this moment, he didn't know at all that the girl with clear eyes was tilting her head and looking at him with a half-smile; while Yan Zhi opened her mouth wide and suppressed her flushed little face the moment he buried her face in the washbasin. , with deep sympathy in his eyes, he turned around and ran out quickly.
Half a quarter of an hour later, Feng Yu raised her head from the washbasin with a "wow", and stared straight into her innocent eyes: "Now, can I wash it with clean water?"
(End of this chapter)
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