The giant
Chapter 42 The Wife Pays the Bill
Chapter 42 The Wife Pays the Bill
"Damn! When you're unlucky, you'll get stuffy teeth when you drink water!" Lu Fan cursed in his heart, and now he was ashamed.
"Put on your clothes and hug your head!" A stern woman's voice floated over, and Lu Fan looked up, as if struck by lightning, it turned out to be her!
Xiao Yu!I have offended her, I went in once when I was in college.
It's over this time!
If it falls into her hands, is there still a way out?
Xiao Yu also recognized Lu Fan, with a look of disdain and sneer quietly appearing on his cold face, he pointed at him and shouted, "You, stand over here!"
"Officer, can you let me put on my shirt first?" Lu Fan held his trousers, bent his back, and looked at her pitifully.
"What clothes to wear? Have the guts to do it, but don't dare to let people see it? Put your head in your hands!" Xiao Yu took special care of the suspect, and the other police officers held back their laughter and took the woman out.
"Why wouldn't I dare?" Seeing that there was no one else, Lu Fan's courage hardened again.
"Bastard! How dare you play a hooligan!" Xiao Yu's eyes widened. I have seen a hooligan, but I have never seen someone who sincerely dares to play a hooligan to her. This guy is like a pig and a dog!
"Hey, you wronged a good man, didn't you ask me to raise my hand?" Lu Fan cried out dissatisfied.
"I told you not to put on your clothes?" Xiao Yu was so angry that he vomited blood.
Lu Fan lifted his trousers: "Me neither, you can't blame me, I didn't know you would come in, this is a normal reaction!"
"It's normal, you bastard! I'm bah!" Xiao Yu's flashlight moved to his face: "Put on your shirt and come over immediately to take notes!"
Lu Fan grabbed his shirt and trousers and approached her: "Hey, it's not necessary, is it? We all know each other so well, if you just open and close, the matter will be over?"
"Bastard! You think it's a vegetable market, and you can still bargain?" Xiao Yu poked his nose with a finger and cursed: "Make a record immediately!"
Seeing that there was no advantage to take advantage of, Lu Fan had no choice but to accept his fate: "Isn't it just a few fines, okay, record it!"
Soon, after the police officers worked on the spot, both Lu Fan and Niu Kai left records, issued fines, and escorted them to the police station, waiting for family members to redeem them with money.
The two looked at each other and smiled wryly in the car. What is a brother?Only by squatting in the hall together, eating together, eating the same bowl of rice, and drinking the same bottle of wine, is the minimum qualification to be a brother.
It's the Jinhua branch again, come back twice, and you can find the gate even if you're blindfolded.
"Officer Li, how many have you caught this time?" Lu Yi looked around the stairs holding a teacup.
"Look for yourself." Xiao Yu has no good looks towards anyone, especially men, and colleagues are no exception.
Lu Yi stretched his neck to look, and found Lu Fan smiling at him.
"Mr. Lu Fan? What are you..." Officer Lu was tongue-tied, and the two actually knew each other, because Lu Yi was also from the Lu family, and they had met at home before.
"Don't mention it, when a scholar meets a soldier, it's justifiable..." Lu Fan said with a bitter face, "This time, please do me a favor. Call Bai Ya, my wife."
This kind of thing must not be directly let Lin Xue know, Bai Ya is the most suitable name, she is sister Lin Xue's assistant, and she is also quite good-looking.
He smacked into his pocket, Lu Yi understood, took out his mobile phone from it, and walked to the office.
There was no second person in the detention room. Niu Kai was probably locked up next door. Lu Fan sat on the bench, leaning against the wall, and snored loudly after a while.
"Bang Dang!" The iron door opened, and Xiao Yu walked in alone with an angry face.
boom!She slapped the table hard.
"How can there be people like you in the world!"
Lu Fan yawned a lot, opened his eyes slowly, and shouted impatiently, "What's the noise? Can you let me sleep? What's wrong with a person like me?"
"Sleeping? You still have the heart to sleep here? Shameless!" Xiao Yu slapped the table angrily: "Your wife is outside, I'll see how you explain to her later!"
"Oh, it's okay, you can go." Lu Fan continued to yawn, leaning his head against the wall.
"Scum! Scum!" Xiao Yu turned around angrily, and slammed the iron gate heavily.
In her opinion, Lu Fan has such a beautiful wife, and he was hanging out with two women of unusual identities last night, and went to see the young lady again tonight, he is absolutely hopeless!
As soon as Xiao Yu left, Lu Yi came in. He just hid at the corner of the corridor, waiting for the overlord to finish undressing before he dared to come out.
"Let's go, be careful next time, don't let her catch you again." Lu Yi said as he uncuffed him.
Stretching his wrists, Lu Fan shook his head and smiled wryly: "I don't want to either... It's a bad year, cough... If it's not a taboo, I should tell my fortune before going out."
There are a lot of taboos in the Heluo school. For example, divination is not counted by oneself, which is one of them. You can't tell fortunes for yourself and your master. Even if you read it casually, you must never say it.
Lu Yi opened the iron door and said in a low voice: "I have given the mobile phone to your wife, please explain it to her carefully."
Lu Fan nodded and said, "Thank you, see you later."
"I can't wait to see you again." Lu Yi couldn't laugh or cry, whoever got into the trap, could something good happen.
"That's right, what's up with my buddy?" Thinking of Niu Kai, Lu Fan hurriedly probed.
Lu Yi glanced at him and said, "It's still inside. The family members are calling outside. It seems they are raising money everywhere."
"How much is the fine?"
Lu Yi sighed and said, "He's more serious than you. He's done everything. He just happened to show up. He'll be fined five thousand."
"Damn! It's too fast! It's useless, a few seconds man." Lu Fan shook his hand and took out the cigarette.
Lu Yi also showed a strange smile and pointed the direction: "The reception room is over there."
"Okay, go ahead, I'll go there by myself." Lu Fan waved his hand.
How should I explain it to Bai Ya?Lu Fan scratched his head, thinking about it.
The two women, Bai Ya and Xiangxiang, sat on a corner of the plastic bench, looking anxiously at the door.
"Wife!" Lu Fan secretly pinched himself, forcing out a few tears.
Bai Ya's anxious face suddenly turned into shame and anger, neither scolding nor answering, she was at a loss for words, and froze in her seat.
"It's all that bastard Niu Kai. It's none of my business. I guarded for him, but he was caught by mistake too!" Before she could react, Lu Fan threw himself into Bai Ya's arms, squatting on the ground, He hugged her waist and sucked his nose.
fragrant!It smells so good!Hehe, you can't get away without playing a trick. Brothers are nothing. Brothers are used to sell. When you are free, drink flower wine together, pick up girls, and if something happens, use it to top him. If he doesn't die, whoever dies!
"Get up! What does it look like!" Bai Ya felt very strange being hugged by him like this, a strange feeling quietly emerged, and her cheeks blushed unconsciously.
"Elder, sister-in-law?" Xiangxiang pointed at her to cover her small cherry mouth, wanting to call out but not daring to call out loudly.
"Don't listen to his nonsense..." Bai Ya blushed, and immediately understood what was going on, this fashionable and sexy girl was also here to find men, maybe it was the bully Lu Fan mentioned.
"Uh, Xiangxiang, you're here too." Lu Fan pretended to wipe his face, stood up reluctantly, and sat next to Bai Ya, "This is your sister-in-law, Bai Ya."
"Who is her sister-in-law?" Bai Ya glared at him, her charm was very charming.
Lu Fan said in surprise, "Of course it's you, didn't you come to pay the ransom?"
"I paid the fine of 2000 yuan. This is the receipt. You can take a look and remember to pay it back sometime." Bai Ya found a note from her bag.
Lu Fan took it and stuffed it into his pocket, and said, "Don't worry about it, the police contacted the family members to pay the fine, why are you not my wife here?"
"You... bastard!" Bai Ya couldn't fight him verbally, so she picked up her bag and left.
"Hey, don't go, Bai Ya, just kidding, don't be angry!" Lu Fan hurriedly grabbed her hand, and said with a smile, "I have something else to trouble you."
It turned out it was just a joke!Bai Ya's messy mood instantly turned cold, she shook off his hands and asked in a chilly voice, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, Xiangxiang, are you still short of money?" Lu Fan turned around and asked.
"It's still 1000 yuan short." Xiangxiang bit her lip and answered in a low voice.
"Lend me one thousand first." Lu Fan turned his head and said to Bai Ya.
"What?" Bai Ya's eyes widened, she was furious, and shouted loudly: "Your brother is in trouble, and you want me to pay the bill from an irrelevant person? Is your head called a door clamp?"
(End of this chapter)
"Damn! When you're unlucky, you'll get stuffy teeth when you drink water!" Lu Fan cursed in his heart, and now he was ashamed.
"Put on your clothes and hug your head!" A stern woman's voice floated over, and Lu Fan looked up, as if struck by lightning, it turned out to be her!
Xiao Yu!I have offended her, I went in once when I was in college.
It's over this time!
If it falls into her hands, is there still a way out?
Xiao Yu also recognized Lu Fan, with a look of disdain and sneer quietly appearing on his cold face, he pointed at him and shouted, "You, stand over here!"
"Officer, can you let me put on my shirt first?" Lu Fan held his trousers, bent his back, and looked at her pitifully.
"What clothes to wear? Have the guts to do it, but don't dare to let people see it? Put your head in your hands!" Xiao Yu took special care of the suspect, and the other police officers held back their laughter and took the woman out.
"Why wouldn't I dare?" Seeing that there was no one else, Lu Fan's courage hardened again.
"Bastard! How dare you play a hooligan!" Xiao Yu's eyes widened. I have seen a hooligan, but I have never seen someone who sincerely dares to play a hooligan to her. This guy is like a pig and a dog!
"Hey, you wronged a good man, didn't you ask me to raise my hand?" Lu Fan cried out dissatisfied.
"I told you not to put on your clothes?" Xiao Yu was so angry that he vomited blood.
Lu Fan lifted his trousers: "Me neither, you can't blame me, I didn't know you would come in, this is a normal reaction!"
"It's normal, you bastard! I'm bah!" Xiao Yu's flashlight moved to his face: "Put on your shirt and come over immediately to take notes!"
Lu Fan grabbed his shirt and trousers and approached her: "Hey, it's not necessary, is it? We all know each other so well, if you just open and close, the matter will be over?"
"Bastard! You think it's a vegetable market, and you can still bargain?" Xiao Yu poked his nose with a finger and cursed: "Make a record immediately!"
Seeing that there was no advantage to take advantage of, Lu Fan had no choice but to accept his fate: "Isn't it just a few fines, okay, record it!"
Soon, after the police officers worked on the spot, both Lu Fan and Niu Kai left records, issued fines, and escorted them to the police station, waiting for family members to redeem them with money.
The two looked at each other and smiled wryly in the car. What is a brother?Only by squatting in the hall together, eating together, eating the same bowl of rice, and drinking the same bottle of wine, is the minimum qualification to be a brother.
It's the Jinhua branch again, come back twice, and you can find the gate even if you're blindfolded.
"Officer Li, how many have you caught this time?" Lu Yi looked around the stairs holding a teacup.
"Look for yourself." Xiao Yu has no good looks towards anyone, especially men, and colleagues are no exception.
Lu Yi stretched his neck to look, and found Lu Fan smiling at him.
"Mr. Lu Fan? What are you..." Officer Lu was tongue-tied, and the two actually knew each other, because Lu Yi was also from the Lu family, and they had met at home before.
"Don't mention it, when a scholar meets a soldier, it's justifiable..." Lu Fan said with a bitter face, "This time, please do me a favor. Call Bai Ya, my wife."
This kind of thing must not be directly let Lin Xue know, Bai Ya is the most suitable name, she is sister Lin Xue's assistant, and she is also quite good-looking.
He smacked into his pocket, Lu Yi understood, took out his mobile phone from it, and walked to the office.
There was no second person in the detention room. Niu Kai was probably locked up next door. Lu Fan sat on the bench, leaning against the wall, and snored loudly after a while.
"Bang Dang!" The iron door opened, and Xiao Yu walked in alone with an angry face.
boom!She slapped the table hard.
"How can there be people like you in the world!"
Lu Fan yawned a lot, opened his eyes slowly, and shouted impatiently, "What's the noise? Can you let me sleep? What's wrong with a person like me?"
"Sleeping? You still have the heart to sleep here? Shameless!" Xiao Yu slapped the table angrily: "Your wife is outside, I'll see how you explain to her later!"
"Oh, it's okay, you can go." Lu Fan continued to yawn, leaning his head against the wall.
"Scum! Scum!" Xiao Yu turned around angrily, and slammed the iron gate heavily.
In her opinion, Lu Fan has such a beautiful wife, and he was hanging out with two women of unusual identities last night, and went to see the young lady again tonight, he is absolutely hopeless!
As soon as Xiao Yu left, Lu Yi came in. He just hid at the corner of the corridor, waiting for the overlord to finish undressing before he dared to come out.
"Let's go, be careful next time, don't let her catch you again." Lu Yi said as he uncuffed him.
Stretching his wrists, Lu Fan shook his head and smiled wryly: "I don't want to either... It's a bad year, cough... If it's not a taboo, I should tell my fortune before going out."
There are a lot of taboos in the Heluo school. For example, divination is not counted by oneself, which is one of them. You can't tell fortunes for yourself and your master. Even if you read it casually, you must never say it.
Lu Yi opened the iron door and said in a low voice: "I have given the mobile phone to your wife, please explain it to her carefully."
Lu Fan nodded and said, "Thank you, see you later."
"I can't wait to see you again." Lu Yi couldn't laugh or cry, whoever got into the trap, could something good happen.
"That's right, what's up with my buddy?" Thinking of Niu Kai, Lu Fan hurriedly probed.
Lu Yi glanced at him and said, "It's still inside. The family members are calling outside. It seems they are raising money everywhere."
"How much is the fine?"
Lu Yi sighed and said, "He's more serious than you. He's done everything. He just happened to show up. He'll be fined five thousand."
"Damn! It's too fast! It's useless, a few seconds man." Lu Fan shook his hand and took out the cigarette.
Lu Yi also showed a strange smile and pointed the direction: "The reception room is over there."
"Okay, go ahead, I'll go there by myself." Lu Fan waved his hand.
How should I explain it to Bai Ya?Lu Fan scratched his head, thinking about it.
The two women, Bai Ya and Xiangxiang, sat on a corner of the plastic bench, looking anxiously at the door.
"Wife!" Lu Fan secretly pinched himself, forcing out a few tears.
Bai Ya's anxious face suddenly turned into shame and anger, neither scolding nor answering, she was at a loss for words, and froze in her seat.
"It's all that bastard Niu Kai. It's none of my business. I guarded for him, but he was caught by mistake too!" Before she could react, Lu Fan threw himself into Bai Ya's arms, squatting on the ground, He hugged her waist and sucked his nose.
fragrant!It smells so good!Hehe, you can't get away without playing a trick. Brothers are nothing. Brothers are used to sell. When you are free, drink flower wine together, pick up girls, and if something happens, use it to top him. If he doesn't die, whoever dies!
"Get up! What does it look like!" Bai Ya felt very strange being hugged by him like this, a strange feeling quietly emerged, and her cheeks blushed unconsciously.
"Elder, sister-in-law?" Xiangxiang pointed at her to cover her small cherry mouth, wanting to call out but not daring to call out loudly.
"Don't listen to his nonsense..." Bai Ya blushed, and immediately understood what was going on, this fashionable and sexy girl was also here to find men, maybe it was the bully Lu Fan mentioned.
"Uh, Xiangxiang, you're here too." Lu Fan pretended to wipe his face, stood up reluctantly, and sat next to Bai Ya, "This is your sister-in-law, Bai Ya."
"Who is her sister-in-law?" Bai Ya glared at him, her charm was very charming.
Lu Fan said in surprise, "Of course it's you, didn't you come to pay the ransom?"
"I paid the fine of 2000 yuan. This is the receipt. You can take a look and remember to pay it back sometime." Bai Ya found a note from her bag.
Lu Fan took it and stuffed it into his pocket, and said, "Don't worry about it, the police contacted the family members to pay the fine, why are you not my wife here?"
"You... bastard!" Bai Ya couldn't fight him verbally, so she picked up her bag and left.
"Hey, don't go, Bai Ya, just kidding, don't be angry!" Lu Fan hurriedly grabbed her hand, and said with a smile, "I have something else to trouble you."
It turned out it was just a joke!Bai Ya's messy mood instantly turned cold, she shook off his hands and asked in a chilly voice, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, Xiangxiang, are you still short of money?" Lu Fan turned around and asked.
"It's still 1000 yuan short." Xiangxiang bit her lip and answered in a low voice.
"Lend me one thousand first." Lu Fan turned his head and said to Bai Ya.
"What?" Bai Ya's eyes widened, she was furious, and shouted loudly: "Your brother is in trouble, and you want me to pay the bill from an irrelevant person? Is your head called a door clamp?"
(End of this chapter)
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