Resurrection of Spiritual Qi: The identity of the master of horizontal training has been exposed!
Chapter 264 The Big Melon of the Year
Chapter 264 The Big Melon of the Year
"God, father-in-law, have you read it again?"
Qin Yang looked up at the dark sky and said.
But no one responded to him, it seemed that everything was just his imagination.
"I know you should be watching, so I'll let you see the consequences of sending people to the lower realm."
After finishing speaking, Qin Yang walked to Wulie's side.
"Can you still move?"
Qin Yang asked.
Uriel didn't speak, all the muscles and bones of this body had been shattered by a slap, only the eyeballs kept wandering.
Glaring at Qin Yang, he was incompetent and furious.
"I've always been curious about whether an angel is male or female, or whether it's neither male nor female. Can you satisfy my curiosity?"
Qin Yang looked at Ulie with a wicked expression.
"Woooo."
Hearing this, Uriel's eyes were tense, his whole body trembled, and he wanted to struggle, but unfortunately he couldn't move at all.
That palm not only shattered the muscles and bones of the whole body, but also made Uriel consume all the power of the whole body, and there was nothing he could do.
"Versa, turn around, don't get caught in the eye."
Qin Yang turned his head and said directly.
"Although I also want to see it, but well, you just tell me the result."
Versa smiled and turned around.
"broken!"
Qin Yang aimed at Uriel with one hand, and under the effect of mental power, the robe on Uriel's body instantly shattered, and he was directly exposed to the air naked.
At this moment, Uriel's eyes were full of despair.
He regretted it very much, why did he resist, wouldn't it be good to be slapped to death?
If he had died, he would not have suffered such humiliation. If it spread, he would probably become a joke in the entire Garden of Eden, and even cause extremely great harm to the spread of faith.
His image of an angry archangel will also completely collapse.
Then, sadly, it happened.
"It turns out that angels also have genders? Or you are an archangel, different from other angels."
Qin Yang looked at the hot-eyed scene, turned his face to the side, and muttered in a low voice, "Don't they all say that Western men are big? Why is this as big as a jujube stone, and so small, why don't you want it?"
When Uriel heard this, his body trembled again.
Feelings of shame, guilt, embarrassment, anger, etc. all came to my mind.
"Could it be that you were put on small shoes by God, who deliberately made you so small."
Qin Yang whispered again.
Suddenly, Qin Yang's eyes lit up, and he said, "I understand, you logically didn't have human beings at that time, and you can only say that God probably created you according to his template, and then you were so small."
As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt exploded above Qin Yang's head.
It seems that the sky is angry.
"My father-in-law, I thought you were going to keep hiding." Qin Yang raised his head and looked at the sky and said.
"Mortal, don't go too far."
The black clouds in the sky gradually formed a huge image of an old man, glaring at Qin Yang and said.
"Am I going too far or are you going too far? Your daughter and I are in love with each other. If you let the archangel come down to kill me, I should just stand up and let you kill me in love?"
Qin Yang hates such unreasonable people the most.
"Do you know what your actions today represent?"
God said in a low voice.
"Of course I know."
Only Qin Yang said with a smile, "It means that I angered you, it means that you will hunt and kill me after the rules of heaven and earth are lifted, and it means that my end will be miserable, what a pity"
Having said that, Qin Yang raised a middle finger towards the sky.
"You can't do anything about me now, and you may not be able to do anything about me in the future."
"What's more, I have offended Agoubis, the two great gods of the Great Sun Empire, Western Buddhism, and your cheap grandson Cain. One more you is not too much, and one less you is not less."
"You just want to kill me at that time, and you probably have to have a fight with them
Qin Yang is completely in a state where there are too many lice and it doesn't itch. He's offended anyway, so it's better to have as many lice as possible.
God,"…..…"
He never thought that this mortal would be such a scourge and offend so many people.
How did he meet such a rogue.
"you are vicious."
God can only hold back this sentence in the end.
Seeing that he could not threaten Qin Yang, he turned his attention to Versa.
"My daughter, if you really want to return to your father's arms, then leave this human being."
God said to Versa.
"Sorry, what's the use of you if you don't have a baby."
"Also, don't tell me any bullshit family stories. I just want to fall in love, get married and have children."
Versa directly comforted the past with a word.
She only knew that she had been living in a harsh environment since she was a child, and she never had a comfortable day. After meeting Qin Yang again, her life got better and better every day. She didn't pursue much, she just wanted to live a stable life.
God,"…..…"
There is a saying that my mother doesn't know how to say it, and he never imagined that his daughter would be like this.
"You are far from your two brothers."
God said in a tone of hatred of iron and steel.
"No, it's not just far behind, it's simply incomparable."
"Let's talk about Jesus first, let's not talk about being nailed to the cross, but why did he wear a pair of boxers nailed to it? Is he an exhibitionist?"
"What's even more disgusting is that he is worshiped by many people. It's disgusting to think about it."
"Talk about your other son, Adam."
"You create a woman from the ribs of your own sons and marry them.
"What's the difference between that and slapping yourself?"
"As a result, close relatives got married and gave birth to that ugly thing called Cain. You are quite good at playing."
Speaking of this, Versa breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a happy face, "It's a good thing I didn't live there, otherwise I would have ended badly."
God,"…..…"
Uriel, "..."
Qin Yang, "..."
And those who came over to the Holy See were stupid.
Originally thought that Versa had a poisonous tongue when she was a child and changed it when she grew up, but looking at it in modern times, it is simply worse than worse.
Exhibitionist Jesus, Adam who caressed himself, and Cain, a deformed product of inbreeding.
This scene can be called the big melon of the year.
If a believer in God knew that the daughter of God had commented on his brother in this way, he would probably break down his faith on the spot and become a madman.
"me..….."
God was speechless by Versa for a moment.
Want to refute but have nothing to say, because this is the fact, recorded in history books.
"Damn mortal, it was you who brought my daughter up."
His daughter admitted it, so he could only vent his anger on Qin Yang.Qin Yang naturally didn't take it seriously, and silently took out his mobile phone from the storage ring.
Then aim at Uriel, who is lying naked on the ground.
Click!
Click!
Start taking pictures continuously.
"God sat down one of the four angels, the legendary angry angel, I don't know if it will be a big hit if it is published in a magazine."
While taking pictures, Qin Yang also talked to himself.
Uriel's heart was extremely broken at this time.
Not to mention being stripped naked, but also taking pictures, this is to make him popular in the human world.
When he thought of his former enemies or friends coming to the human world to see his information, his whole mentality exploded.
"Okay, let's see you on your way."
Putting away the phone, Qin Yang walked up to Uriel and stepped on Uriel's face.
Uriel turned into white light and disappeared.
At the same time, the system prompts and the points are credited to the account.
"Humans, just wait, I will come to you in person sooner or later."
In the end, God saw that he had no choice but to leave Qin Yang.
Immediately, the dark clouds between heaven and earth dissipated.
All that was left was a mess and a group of members of the Holy See who were still doubting their lives.
(End of this chapter)
"God, father-in-law, have you read it again?"
Qin Yang looked up at the dark sky and said.
But no one responded to him, it seemed that everything was just his imagination.
"I know you should be watching, so I'll let you see the consequences of sending people to the lower realm."
After finishing speaking, Qin Yang walked to Wulie's side.
"Can you still move?"
Qin Yang asked.
Uriel didn't speak, all the muscles and bones of this body had been shattered by a slap, only the eyeballs kept wandering.
Glaring at Qin Yang, he was incompetent and furious.
"I've always been curious about whether an angel is male or female, or whether it's neither male nor female. Can you satisfy my curiosity?"
Qin Yang looked at Ulie with a wicked expression.
"Woooo."
Hearing this, Uriel's eyes were tense, his whole body trembled, and he wanted to struggle, but unfortunately he couldn't move at all.
That palm not only shattered the muscles and bones of the whole body, but also made Uriel consume all the power of the whole body, and there was nothing he could do.
"Versa, turn around, don't get caught in the eye."
Qin Yang turned his head and said directly.
"Although I also want to see it, but well, you just tell me the result."
Versa smiled and turned around.
"broken!"
Qin Yang aimed at Uriel with one hand, and under the effect of mental power, the robe on Uriel's body instantly shattered, and he was directly exposed to the air naked.
At this moment, Uriel's eyes were full of despair.
He regretted it very much, why did he resist, wouldn't it be good to be slapped to death?
If he had died, he would not have suffered such humiliation. If it spread, he would probably become a joke in the entire Garden of Eden, and even cause extremely great harm to the spread of faith.
His image of an angry archangel will also completely collapse.
Then, sadly, it happened.
"It turns out that angels also have genders? Or you are an archangel, different from other angels."
Qin Yang looked at the hot-eyed scene, turned his face to the side, and muttered in a low voice, "Don't they all say that Western men are big? Why is this as big as a jujube stone, and so small, why don't you want it?"
When Uriel heard this, his body trembled again.
Feelings of shame, guilt, embarrassment, anger, etc. all came to my mind.
"Could it be that you were put on small shoes by God, who deliberately made you so small."
Qin Yang whispered again.
Suddenly, Qin Yang's eyes lit up, and he said, "I understand, you logically didn't have human beings at that time, and you can only say that God probably created you according to his template, and then you were so small."
As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt exploded above Qin Yang's head.
It seems that the sky is angry.
"My father-in-law, I thought you were going to keep hiding." Qin Yang raised his head and looked at the sky and said.
"Mortal, don't go too far."
The black clouds in the sky gradually formed a huge image of an old man, glaring at Qin Yang and said.
"Am I going too far or are you going too far? Your daughter and I are in love with each other. If you let the archangel come down to kill me, I should just stand up and let you kill me in love?"
Qin Yang hates such unreasonable people the most.
"Do you know what your actions today represent?"
God said in a low voice.
"Of course I know."
Only Qin Yang said with a smile, "It means that I angered you, it means that you will hunt and kill me after the rules of heaven and earth are lifted, and it means that my end will be miserable, what a pity"
Having said that, Qin Yang raised a middle finger towards the sky.
"You can't do anything about me now, and you may not be able to do anything about me in the future."
"What's more, I have offended Agoubis, the two great gods of the Great Sun Empire, Western Buddhism, and your cheap grandson Cain. One more you is not too much, and one less you is not less."
"You just want to kill me at that time, and you probably have to have a fight with them
Qin Yang is completely in a state where there are too many lice and it doesn't itch. He's offended anyway, so it's better to have as many lice as possible.
God,"…..…"
He never thought that this mortal would be such a scourge and offend so many people.
How did he meet such a rogue.
"you are vicious."
God can only hold back this sentence in the end.
Seeing that he could not threaten Qin Yang, he turned his attention to Versa.
"My daughter, if you really want to return to your father's arms, then leave this human being."
God said to Versa.
"Sorry, what's the use of you if you don't have a baby."
"Also, don't tell me any bullshit family stories. I just want to fall in love, get married and have children."
Versa directly comforted the past with a word.
She only knew that she had been living in a harsh environment since she was a child, and she never had a comfortable day. After meeting Qin Yang again, her life got better and better every day. She didn't pursue much, she just wanted to live a stable life.
God,"…..…"
There is a saying that my mother doesn't know how to say it, and he never imagined that his daughter would be like this.
"You are far from your two brothers."
God said in a tone of hatred of iron and steel.
"No, it's not just far behind, it's simply incomparable."
"Let's talk about Jesus first, let's not talk about being nailed to the cross, but why did he wear a pair of boxers nailed to it? Is he an exhibitionist?"
"What's even more disgusting is that he is worshiped by many people. It's disgusting to think about it."
"Talk about your other son, Adam."
"You create a woman from the ribs of your own sons and marry them.
"What's the difference between that and slapping yourself?"
"As a result, close relatives got married and gave birth to that ugly thing called Cain. You are quite good at playing."
Speaking of this, Versa breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a happy face, "It's a good thing I didn't live there, otherwise I would have ended badly."
God,"…..…"
Uriel, "..."
Qin Yang, "..."
And those who came over to the Holy See were stupid.
Originally thought that Versa had a poisonous tongue when she was a child and changed it when she grew up, but looking at it in modern times, it is simply worse than worse.
Exhibitionist Jesus, Adam who caressed himself, and Cain, a deformed product of inbreeding.
This scene can be called the big melon of the year.
If a believer in God knew that the daughter of God had commented on his brother in this way, he would probably break down his faith on the spot and become a madman.
"me..….."
God was speechless by Versa for a moment.
Want to refute but have nothing to say, because this is the fact, recorded in history books.
"Damn mortal, it was you who brought my daughter up."
His daughter admitted it, so he could only vent his anger on Qin Yang.Qin Yang naturally didn't take it seriously, and silently took out his mobile phone from the storage ring.
Then aim at Uriel, who is lying naked on the ground.
Click!
Click!
Start taking pictures continuously.
"God sat down one of the four angels, the legendary angry angel, I don't know if it will be a big hit if it is published in a magazine."
While taking pictures, Qin Yang also talked to himself.
Uriel's heart was extremely broken at this time.
Not to mention being stripped naked, but also taking pictures, this is to make him popular in the human world.
When he thought of his former enemies or friends coming to the human world to see his information, his whole mentality exploded.
"Okay, let's see you on your way."
Putting away the phone, Qin Yang walked up to Uriel and stepped on Uriel's face.
Uriel turned into white light and disappeared.
At the same time, the system prompts and the points are credited to the account.
"Humans, just wait, I will come to you in person sooner or later."
In the end, God saw that he had no choice but to leave Qin Yang.
Immediately, the dark clouds between heaven and earth dissipated.
All that was left was a mess and a group of members of the Holy See who were still doubting their lives.
(End of this chapter)
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