Red Packet Solitaire

Chapter 2 Wisdom Fighting Erlang God

In the Immortal Realm, in Erlang God's Immortal Residence, he was originally complacent because he snatched the red envelope from Taishang Laojun, but in the Immortal Net Concentration Camp, a guy named Xiaoyao Immortal ignited his violent temper.

He has been invincible for so many years in the fairy world, except for the tie with Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, now, an unknown and unknown guy dares to openly contradict him, this is the rhythm of courting death.

Li Tiegui looked at the embarrassing scene where no one came out to speak to himself in the group, and he was a little at a loss. He had no idea that all the immortals in the group had already sensed that the situation was not good, so they dared not say anything.

They are waiting for a good show to come.

They already had a thorough understanding of Erlang's violent temper.

Erlang God: @小遥仙人 I think you are looking for death, I am a majestic Erlang Zhenjun, how dare you call me a pain in the ass!
Roaring Sky Dog: If you dare to scold my master, I will bite you to death!

It’s been a long time since I entered the group, and looking through the previous information, Li Tiegui is quite aware of Erlang God’s temperament, relying on his extraordinary combat power and great supernatural powers, he is very aggressive in the group, Xiao Tiangou is also a dog fighting for immortality, out of respect for Erlang God Fear of combat power, many gods in the group dare not speak out.

But Li Tiegui is not afraid. What he dislikes the most is the kind of bullying guy. When encountering such a thing, a man can't be cowardly. He wants to tear him apart, tear him apart!
Xiaoyao Immortal: Hehe, God Erlang really speaks loudly, don't you think you are the number one God of War in the fairy world?
Erlang God: Needless to say, I hold a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, and I am invincible in battle. In this fairy world, I am the number one God of War.

Roaring Sky Dog: woof woof... (applause expression)
Seeing this, Li Tiegui smiled lightly. Although the Erlang God could fight, his brain just... shook his head, continued to type a few words and sent them out.

Happy Immortal: In that case, don’t you take Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, seriously?

As soon as Li Tiegui's words came out, Sun Wukong was dissatisfied immediately, and he jumped out immediately.

Sun Wukong: Erlang God, I never thought you would be more arrogant than my old grandson. You can choose the time and place, and my grandson will fight with you to see who is the number one god of war in this fairy world!

Sitting on his own dragon chair, Erlangshen almost fell off the chair when he saw Sun Wukong's sudden words. He didn't expect that he jumped into the trap of Xiaoyao Xianren in a moment of confusion.

Who is his biggest opponent in the fairy world? His combat power could not be lowered at all, and now Sun Wukong came back from learning the scriptures, and he was named Dou Deconquer Buddha, and his combat power was far superior to him by a large margin.

If the two confront each other again, they will be looking for abuse.

After the message was sent out, Erlang Shen dared not say a word for a long time.

Li Tiegui knew that gods like Erlang God bullied the weak and powerful, and when they really encountered powerful ones, they were cowards.

Xiaoyaoxianren: @孙悦婚大圣威武, Xiaoxian just thought of a joke about you and Erlang God, I wonder if you want to hear it?

Sun Wukong: Tell me.

Xiaoyao Immortal: It's just that Xiaoxian's magic is too weak, and I'm afraid Erlang God will take his anger out on me, so I don't want to talk about it.

Sun Wukong: If you tell you to tell it, just tell it, what are you doing, if Erlangshen kid dares to hurt you, my old grandson will make him feel bad.

With Sun Wukong's promise, Li Tiegui immediately felt that he had a big backer, and other people's rich fathers were nothing.

Erlangshen's heart was broken at this moment, he was used to being arrogant in the group, he didn't expect to be deflated this time, he was deflated continuously, and he couldn't get angry.

Happy Immortal: The joke goes like this:
Monkey King and Erlang God fought, and Erlang God proudly said: Labor and capital will change 73 times, you can only change 72 times, I won!
Sun Wukong was very dissatisfied, so he said to Erlang God: I can change all the twelve zodiac signs, can you?
Erlangshen said contemptuously: Sure!
Monkey King said: I don't believe it, why don't you become a sheep first!

As soon as Erlang Shen turned around, he turned into a sheep.

Sun Wukong: Become a pig again!
...turned into a pig!
...make me a dog again
Erlang God: I lost...

Sun Wukong: This joke...

Li Tiegui's heart tightened, thinking that Sun Wukong didn't find it funny.

Sun Wukong: (Laughing expression...) The three eyes probably killed you when they saw it, but... I like it, Xianren Xiaoyao, do you have any more, keep posting.

The immortals in the group couldn't stop laughing when they saw it from behind.

Erlangshen was about to pass out, so he suppressed his anger and clicked on the portrait of the Immortal Xiaoyao to add it.

Happy Immortal: Great Sage, there are some jokes, but Xiaoxian can’t think of them all at once, so I’ll send them to you when I think of them.

After sending and returning, Li Tiegui saw "Erlang God requests to add you as a friend".

Panicked for a moment, Li Tiegui secretly thought that Erlang God would be angry and add himself as a friend to settle the score. After thinking about it, don't be afraid, anyway, Sun Wukong is protecting him.

Click Agree, you and Erlang Shen are already friends.

As soon as he passed, Erlang Shen sent a message.

Erlang God: Are you there?Happy Immortal
Li Tiegui casually replied with an um.

Erlang Shen: What happened just now was a misunderstanding, don’t worry about it, money is tight recently, the red envelopes are gone, I’ll make it up for you next time.

Li Tiegui turned back, and hurried back.

"Sun Wukong requests to add you as a friend".

Seeing Monkey King coming to add him, Li Tiegui couldn't help but took a deep breath and agreed, his heart was beating wildly. This is his childhood idol, but he never thought that he would become his best friend one day.

This thigh, Li Tiegui has to hold tight no matter what.

Not long after agreeing, Li Tiegui saw that Sun Wukong had sent him a red envelope, with a postscript: Immortal Xiaoyao, a little meaning, I like jokes very much, if you have any in the future, send them to me privately (with a toothy expression)

Click to open the red envelope, "Congratulations, you have received the red envelope from Monkey King, and you have obtained Ruyi monkey hair × 3, which has been stored in the treasure chest."

Happy Immortal: Thank you Great Sage, Xiaoxian will remember it.

Li Tiegui was filled with emotion immediately: Alas, why is there such a big difference between immortals and immortals? An immortal as powerful as Monkey King is so approachable. Look at that Erlang God, who has a bit of ability but has his nostrils turned upside down, and is so stingy.

After waiting for a while, Sun Wukong, Erlangshen, and the group were all quiet, and when there was no movement, Li Tiegui put away his cell phone. It was time, and it was time for get out of class to end.

Sure enough, not long after, the bell rang and school was over.

Soon, everyone in the classroom almost left.

Fighting wits and courage all morning, and ready to grab red envelopes at any time, Li Tiegui was already dizzy from hunger. He just searched for his pockets, desks and schoolbags, but he couldn't find his meal card.

He probably lost it or forgot to bring it, and the damn school cafeteria doesn't accept payment by a certain letter. In desperation, Li Tiegui wanted to try his luck and see if he could meet an acquaintance and borrow money for a meal.

Looking up, I saw that Yan Mengshuang in the class hadn't left yet. Thinking that she said she had something to do with him this morning, Li Tiegui stepped forward, "Yan Mengshuang, what do you want to do with me this morning?"

Standing up from her seat, Yan Mengshuang glanced at Li Tiegui, or rather at his hands, and said coldly, "It's all right."

It should be different, Yan Mengshuang thought, and then left.

Seeing Yan Mengshuang's slender and slim figure going away, and smelling the faint fragrance she left in the air, Li Tiegui muttered, "It's so beautiful, but it's a pity, it's just that my temper is too cold."

"However, hum, I believe you will definitely come back to find me." With that said, Li Tiegui walked out of the classroom.

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(End of this chapter)