Playing soy sauce in Xianwu World

Chapter 11 Beggar
Jiang Youda, who turned n circles in place, said that it was really difficult to find a way forward when he didn't know anything.

"Ancestor Hongjun, Daoist Sanqing, the Second Sage of the West, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, Tathagata Buddha, Lord, Jesus bless, show the way for the descendants living in foreign lands!"

In the end, Jiang Youda had no choice but to ask his grandfather to sue his grandmother, even Christianity, who had never been a bird before.

"The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, demons and ghosts are about to appear." After speaking, Jiang Youda tossed two coins in succession.

"The first one is facing up, the second one...how did it stand up?" It turned out that the second one was just sandwiched between two branches.

"It doesn't count this time, let's do it again. One, two, three, let's go!"

"The opposite and the other, it is facing south, um, but where is the south?" Jiang Youda scratched his head and thought of a profound question.

In the end, Jiang Youda had no choice but to turn n° casually on the spot, find a direction, and started his new soy sauce journey.

"Anyway, the earth is round. Even if this planet is not the earth, it must be round. It doesn't matter which direction it is in."

Jiang Youda comforted himself.In order to cover up that I have returned to the teacher everything I learned in elementary school about how to distinguish the direction...

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"Youda, hurry up, we're going to drink northwest wind again tonight in a few more laps."

I saw a child about 10 years old who seemed to have a cute and charming smile forever on his face, pulling a child of the same age who was full of reluctance.The two begged along the street together.

Although the reluctant child looked reluctant, he also knew that he would starve to death if he didn't do so, so he didn't want to lose his face.

Although it was a troubled time at this time, many people thought that the two of them were young, and they hadn't let them starve to death.

That's right, that child with a face full of reluctance is our protagonist - Jiang Youda.

Speaking of what happened to Jiang Youda these days, it was all a history of blood and tears, with blood, tears, and shit.

It turned out that Jiang Youda noticed that he was rejuvenated again, especially compared to the last time, he was 65 years younger!I was excited about this for a long time.After all, no one wants to grow old, even if they punch every day, they still worry about their waist.

I don't care even if I have lost my dark martial arts cultivation base that I have practiced hard for decades, after all, everything can go well in life.

But Jiang Youda quickly tasted the bitter fruit.Now Jiang Youda is like being remade from the furnace, really no different from a normal ten-year-old child.

It was really difficult for Jiang Youda to walk in the deep mountains and old forests in the middle of the night.The sky was gloomy, and Jiang Youda could only roughly see the road in front of him through the blurred moonlight.

I can't say the road, because it seems that no one has walked here all year round, and there is no road, so I can only walk out a road by myself.

You must know that although Jiang Youda has no major achievements, he has always been going smoothly. Where has he suffered so much?

The feet are uneven, and the branches are freely placed. If you are not careful, you will fall and eat shit.If you are not careful, you don't pay attention to your feet, and step on the pit that the hunter uses to surround the prey, it will torture you to death.

I don't know whether it's because the hunter has too many traps, or Jiang Youda's bad luck, Jiang Youda stepped on the hunter's traps one after another.

Fortunately, there should be no big animals in this small forest, and the holes dug by the hunters are not deep, but even so, Jiang Youda struggled every time to get out.

However, Jiang Youda was not without gains. There happened to be a rabbit in one of the pits, and he just roasted it.

I don't know if Jiang Youda is hungry or tired. Although Jiang Youda's cooking skills are not very good, and he didn't add salt or other seasonings, he simply processed it and ate it with relish.

The scariest thing is not these, Jiang Youda once accidentally stepped on a flower snake.

When Jiang Youda realized that he stepped on something soft, he looked down and almost frightened Jiang Youda's three souls and seven souls into six souls and fourteen souls, and fell to the ground.You must know that Jiang Youda has always been terribly afraid of snakes since he was a child, and the pictures in the book feel creepy.

The snake was also very frightened, and when the snake thought about it: "I was sleeping well, suddenly that bastard stepped on me, ah, my waist!"

You must know that not only people are afraid of snakes these days, snakes are even more afraid of people.The snake bit Jiang Youda's leg with one bite, then slipped out and disappeared into the forest.

Jiang Youda was frightened for a long time before he came back to his senses, and suddenly realized that he had been bitten by a snake, so he hurriedly checked his wound.

When I saw it, it was bleeding, and I didn't care about my dirty legs, so I quickly sucked on the wound.

But Jiang Youda's effort was obviously in vain, the snake was non-venomous.But now Jiang Youda doesn't know, he can't wait to suck the blood from his wound.After all, no one would joke about his own life.

In the end, of course Jiang Youda was fine, not only that, but he also complacently thought that he was smart, calm in times of crisis, and should deal with crises...

When Jiang Youda finally walked out of the grove and arrived at an unknown town, it was already noon the next day.But the clothes were scratched to pieces, his face was black and purple, and with the tears of excitement, he looked like a little beggar who had never seen the world.

As soon as he arrived in the town, Jiang Youda noticed that several little beggars were bullying another little beggar.

"Boy, don't you know that my brother Mao is in charge of the three streets around here? Do you know that your kid committed a crime?"

I only heard one of the leaders directing the younger brothers to punch and kick the other beggar, while saying arrogantly: "You are begging here, isn't that robbing us of our jobs? If I don't care, my younger brothers and I will fight Northwest wind."

"Brother, I was wrong, please forgive me, I will never appear here again, ah! Don't fight!" In the end, it was hard to beat four hands with two fists. The little beggar who was beaten saw something bad and begged for mercy. road.

"No, I won't get rid of the anger in my heart if I don't beat you up, hit me!"

Seeing this, Jiang Youda couldn't stand it anymore, jumped out and said: "Those little thieves actually robbed... robbed... robbed beggars in broad daylight, yes, robbed beggars, do you still have kings?" law?"

"Hey, let's talk about other things, brothers, even if you fight this guy together, maybe the two of them are in the same group."

The beggar saw that someone came to offend his authority again, so he immediately decided to ignore 21 and beat the troublemaker first before talking about other things.

When the younger brothers heard the boss's order, they sent out three people to deal with Jiang Youda.In their opinion, this little beggar in old clothes is nothing special, and the three of them can definitely let him know why the flowers are so popular.

But people cannot be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured.Jiang Youda was full of praise last night, and his anger was already full.

He didn't hold back his hands at the moment, knocked down the fastest little skinny guy to the ground with a lunge and punch, and then kicked the second taller guy into the air with a throat-piercing kick. Make a mark next to the lower body (they didn't make any big mistakes, don't be so ruthless), the last one turned around and knocked down the last little fat man, and made his ass on him.

Not to mention, the little fat man's body is soft, and sitting on him is more comfortable than sitting on a leather sofa.Jiang Youda thought to himself.

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(End of this chapter)