Playing soy sauce in Xianwu World

Chapter 13 Appreciation of Ninth Uncle
So domineering, the Taoist didn't even ask Jiang Youda their opinion, just changed their names.

But Jiang Youda has no objection either.

"Change it! Just don't make me beg in the future." Jiang Youda thought to himself.Also make up your mind to:
"But in the future, I will change my name to someone else if I disagree."

Just like that, Jiang Youda, the two of them followed the Taoist priest away.

With all his crutches, the Taoist arrived in front of a remote house.From a distance, this house covers a rather large area, but it is a bit dilapidated, as if it has been in disrepair for a long time.

But what surprised Jiang Youda was that when the Taoist priest opened the door and led them in, at a glance, there were coffins in the courtyard and in the house.

Seeing this, Jiang Youda was a little worried. Could it be that he has entered a den of thieves?Looking at people's clothes, it is probably in the period of the Republic of China. There will be no kidneys or livers, right?I really shouldn't be greedy for small things.

Just when Jiang Youda was thinking about it, Wen Cai (Shi Zike) didn't have such a serious concern, and asked with some fear: "Master Daoist, what do you do? Why are there so many coffins here?"

Hearing this, Jiang Youda also looked curiously at the Taoist priest.

"This is Yizhuang, why is there no coffin?"

I saw the Taoist said as it should be: "I am the 73rd generation successor of the Maoshan School, known as Jiu Shu. From now on, you will be the No.70 fourth generation successor of the Maoshan School."

"Maoshan, Jiushu, Yizhuang, and Wencai, is this the world of "Mr. Zombie"?"

Hearing the words of the Taoist priest, that is, Uncle Jiu, Jiang Youda thought in a consonant way.

Originally, Jiang Youda had been thinking about what kind of world this was, but he had no idea.Until the Taoist priest claimed to be Uncle Nine, combined with all the previous traces, Jiang Youda was [-]% sure that this is the world of "Mr. Zombie"!
Now, Jiang Youda doesn't have to worry about whether he will be ripped out of his heart next time.You must know that Uncle Jiu in the movie is a good Taoist leader with a sense of justice.

Jiang Youda watched this movie at home during the summer vacation, and he was deeply impressed by it.The main story of the movie is that Mr. Ren, a wealthy man, was ordered by a Fengshui master when his father was buried. He had to raise the coffin and relocate the burial 20 years later, so he asked the local Maoshan master Uncle Jiu to help with the matter.On the day when the coffin was lifted, it was found that the cemetery of Mrs. Ren was green and dotted, and his body showed no signs of corruption in the past 20 years.As a result, Uncle Jiu became suspicious, so he transported the coffin to Yizhuang where he went.

Later, Mrs. Ren's body turned into a zombie, and Mr. Ren was killed. Uncle Nine believed that Mr. Ren's daughter Ren Tingting was in danger, so he took him into his house.

Uncle Nine's two apprentices, Wencai, Qiusheng fell in love with Tingting, and because of this, they had a dispute with Ting's cousin.One night, Wen Cai was injured by a zombie in order to protect Ting. He was poisoned by the corpse and gradually turned into a zombie. Fortunately, the corpse poison can be detoxified by glutinous rice, but the glutinous rice that Wen Cai eats to remove the corpse poison contains other miscellaneous rice. Therefore invalid.

On the other hand, Qiu Sheng is also fascinated by the female ghost Xiao Yu, but fortunately he is rescued by Jiu Shu, who also finds that there are miscellaneous rice in the glutinous rice, so he selects the glutinous rice and cooks it into glutinous rice porridge, saving Wen Cai.As the zombies killed one after another, it caused a raging riot, so the head arrester, Uncle Jiu, Wen Cai, Qiu Sheng and Ting Ting worked together to eliminate the zombies.

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No matter how much Jiang Youda was thinking, he didn't show it on his face, and followed Uncle Jiu to the lobby.

I saw an altar in front of it. Incense was lit on the altar, and the bottom was full of incense ash. It seemed that incense was burned all year round.There are also Tai Chi Eight Diagrams painted on the wall, if not for the surrounding coffins, it would really look like a gymnasium.

I saw that Uncle Jiu lit a stick of incense first, and then he looked around at Wencai. Jiang Youda and the two said: "It's getting late today, you two burn a basin of water by yourself tonight, wash well, and you will formally worship me tomorrow." Master, do you have any opinions?"

"No!"

Jiang Youda and the two replied in unison.Now that it has been determined that Uncle Jiu really accepts him as a disciple, how can Jiang Youda disagree?As for literary talent?He never thinks so much with his lack of brain.

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Although the Maoshan School is now in decline, Uncle Jiu has not neglected any of the ceremonies such as accepting disciples, burning incense and bathing, kowtowing, offering sacrifices to the ancestors, offering tea, and admonishing the master.

Uncle Nine may be accepting apprentices for the first time, and he is a little excited. Although no one came to watch the ceremony, he will instruct Jiang Youda to do this and sometimes Jiang Youda to do that.It's not too tiring, it's a lot of fun to play alone.

But this was a pain for Jiang Youda and the others. It was good to take a bath at the beginning, but Jiang Youda hadn't bathed for a few days, and the water was changed three or four times before washing clean.

But Uncle Jiu disliked that Jiang Youda and the two washed slowly and was not clean, so he took a brush to give Jiang Youda a bath. Although Uncle Jiu looks very thin, his hands are not weak at all.Jiang Youda began to wonder if Uncle Jiu treated them like pigs, and his whole body hurt.

However, although the process was painful, when Jiang Youda came out of the bucket refreshed, he felt that the suffering was worth it.

But Jiang Youda was a bit early to be happy. After that, not only did he have to kowtow when paying respects to his teacher, but he also had to kowtow when visiting the ancestors of the past generations, and he also had to offer tea...

Even so, Uncle Nine still complained that the conditions did not permit, and many processes were streamlined.

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"The Maoshan school was created by Sanmao Zhenjun in the early Western Han Dynasty, hence the name. It majors in the scriptures of Shangqing, Lingbao and Sanhuang, but unfortunately most of them are lost now. Fengyuan Shitianwang, Taishang Daojun, Taiwei Tiandijun , Empress Sage Jinque Emperor, Taishang Laojun, etc. are the highest gods, advocating contemplating the spirit, chanting scriptures, cultivating merits and virtues, and also practicing bigu, guiding and fasting..."

After serving tea, Uncle Jiu found a stool and sat down. While drinking tea, he told Jiang Youda and Jiang Youda about the glorious history of the Maoshan School, and established a correct outlook on life and values ​​for Jiang Youda and them.Simply put, it is brainwashing education.

I just listened to Uncle Jiu eloquently said: "In the fifth year of Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty (44 BC), three brothers from the Mao family in Xianyang, Shaanxi, came to Maoshan to collect medicine and make alchemy, to help the world and save the people, and they were called the patriarch of Taoism in Maoshan. Maoshan sect of Taoism. Since the Tang and Song Dynasties, Maoshan has been listed as the "first blessed place, eighth cave" of Taoism......"

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Jiang Youda's legs were numb and drowsy after listening to Uncle Jiu's long speech, but he had to pull himself together.

You must know that this is not the 21st century. In the 21st century, when school leaders speak on stage, students can listen or not. No one will care. At most, the teacher will say a few words about you.

But in the old society, if the apprentice is distracted in front of the master, at least he will feel that you, an apprentice, do not respect the master, and will gradually marginalize you in the future; at worst, he will be expelled from the master directly.

Having been in the last world for decades, Jiang Youda knows the way of it.So when Uncle Jiu was speaking, he was very superficial, with a look of concentration.As for the heart?Jiang Youda could only "hehe".

Wencai is not as stealthy as Jiang Youda. From a beggar to an apprentice, Wencai cherishes this opportunity very much. In addition, he didn’t know much before, so Jiang Youda listened to things that Jiang Youda thought were boring, even his legs that were numb from standing for a long time Never mind.

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Finally, after more than an hour, Uncle Jiu finally finished his speech.Then he stood up and said to Jiang Youda and the two of them: "Today you two joined my Maoshan School, there are no complicated sect rules, but from now on, you must respect your master, care for your brothers, and don't bully ordinary people with Taoism, otherwise you will be chased by others." If you go out of the teacher's school, if you are a teacher, you will be abolished directly, can you do it?"

"A disciple can do it."

Jiang Youda and the two replied in unison.Nonsense, is there a second answer to this question?
"How old are you all this year?" Uncle Jiu continued to ask.

When Jiang Youda heard this, he realized that he was only distinguishing between seniors and brothers. This time, he couldn't give up the position of seniors again, so he asked Wen Cai, "Wen Cai, how old are you?"

"Ten years old." Wen Cai was not interested in Jiang Youda's sinister intentions, so he answered Jiang Youda directly.

"Oh! Then I'm older than you. I just turned 11 last month." Jiang Youda replied as if it should be taken for granted.

Hearing Jiang Youda's words, Uncle Jiu made a final decision and said, "Wu De, from now on you will be a senior, and Wencai will be a senior."

Then Uncle Jiu solemnly took out a book from his pocket, wrapped it in a piece of fine yellow cloth, and wrote "Maoshan Basic Introductory Mind Method", which looked very old.Said: "This "Maoshan Basic Introductory Heart Method" was handed down by a senior Tongming real person of mine in Maoshan for more than 2000 years. It has always been a compulsory heart method for beginners of my Maoshan School.

"But, master, I don't know how to read."

Just when Uncle Jiu was about to hand over the "Maoshan Basic Introductory Mind Method" to Jiang Youda and the other two, Wen Cai suddenly interrupted and said.

Hearing Wen Cai's words, Uncle Jiu felt a little headache, and then looked at Jiang Youda expectantly.

But Jiang Youda was destined to disappoint Uncle Jiu, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Master, I don't know how to read either."

In fact, Jiang Youda knows Chinese characters, even if they are traditional characters, traditional characters are not much different from simplified characters, and Jiang Youda has lived in the world of "Ip Man 2" for decades, so he has long been familiar with traditional characters.Although it is a bit troublesome to write with a brush, there is absolutely no problem with basic literacy.

But Jiang Youda is a ten-year-old beggar. There are not many people who can read and write in this day and age. In addition, Jiang Youda is young. Can Uncle Jiu not doubt Jiang Youda's identity?

Now that Uncle Jiu is accepting apprentices for the first time, he may not have thought carefully. Now that Jiang Youda says he can read, Uncle Jiu may find it easy, but when Uncle Jiu calms down and thinks about it carefully, he will feel that Jiang Youda’s identity is problematic.

Just think about it, how could a ten-year-old beggar be able to read under normal circumstances?And Jiang Youda can't stand the investigation - everything before him is blank.

Therefore, in order to prevent Uncle Jiu from thinking that Jiang Youda had ulterior motives, Jiang Youda had to learn the characters again.

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