Playing soy sauce in Xianwu World

Chapter 20

"I think you'd better think about it first. For this kind of thing, it's better to stay still." Uncle Jiu persuaded Mr. Ren, after all, it's better not to move the coffin under normal circumstances.

However, Master Ren didn't accept Uncle Jiu's favor, and said firmly, "I've already thought about it clearly. Back then, the Feng Shui expert said that the coffin must be relocated in 20 years. This will be good for us."

Wen Cai, who wanted to show his presence in front of Ren Tingting, interjected, "You can't believe what Mr. Feng Shui says."

Ren Yingying said disdainfully: "Can you believe what you say?"

Wen Cai immediately turned his head to Uncle Jiu with a smile, and said triumphantly, "Of course."

But soon he couldn't continue speaking, because he found that Uncle Jiu was staring at him with anger in his eyes!After all, Taoist priests of Mr. Fengshui are regarded as the same profession. If Mr. Fengshui is not trustworthy, doesn’t that mean they are not trustworthy either?
Ren Fa also stopped Ren Tingting who was about to speak again at the right time, and said otherwise: "When the adults talk, the children don't interrupt."

Also stopped Wencai who wanted to continue talking, Uncle Jiu said to Master Ren: "Then if this is the case, we will break ground and raise the coffin in three days' time."

Master Ren asked: "Then what should we prepare?"

Wen Cai immediately responded, "Prepare the money!"

At this moment, Uncle Jiu was on the verge of going berserk, looked at him and asked in a deep voice, "How much do you want?"

Wen Cai looked at Uncle Jiu's cannibalistic gaze, and wanted to reach out to report the number, but was blocked by Uncle Jiu's increasingly severe gaze.

Master Ren didn't want the scene to be so embarrassing, and besides, he didn't care about the little money, so he said, "It's okay, money is not a problem."

At this time, a waiter from a coffee shop came to Master Ren and whispered, "Master Ren, Huang Wanwan is here, over there!"

Master Ren bid farewell to Uncle Jiu and said, "I'm going over there to say hello to my friends, please feel free!"

After finishing speaking, Master Ren remembered that Uncle Jiu was not familiar with this place, so he turned to the waiter in the coffee shop and said, "Bring them some egg tarts!"

"Okay," the cafe waiter responded.

After a while, a waiter brought milk and pure coffee and distributed them to the four of them.

Seeing that Wen Cai wanted to ask Uncle Jiu how to drink coffee, Jiang Youda didn't want to see Uncle Jiu being tricked into drinking pure coffee by Ren Tingting like in the original book.

But I can't teach Uncle Jiu how to drink, so I stomped my feet, summoned up courage, and asked Ren Tingting cheekily: "Miss Ren, I have never drank coffee since I was a child, how do I drink it?"

Hearing Jiang Youda's question, Wen Cai immediately focused all his attention on Ren Tingting's reply. Uncle Jiu pretended to be nonchalant, but secretly listened carefully.

Ren Tingting originally planned to tease Wencai about drinking coffee, but in the movie, Uncle Nine just got hurt by Chiyu.

However, Ren Tingting had a good impression of Jiang Youda. She cast a glance at Wencai, thinking to let you off for the time being, so she politely said to Jiang Youda: "Would you like coffee? Add it to it first..."

While talking, Ren Tingting was also demonstrating.

After Ren Tingting finished the demonstration, Uncle Jiu said cheekily: "Miss Ren is right, that's how you drink coffee, Wu De! Didn't I usually ask you to observe and observe the experience in life? You just don't listen, look? You Now I have to trouble Miss Ren."

Seeing Uncle Jiu's serious look, if Jiang Youda hadn't seen Uncle Jiu treat coffee and coffee as two things in a movie and drink pure coffee, he would have been tricked by Uncle Jiu.

However, Uncle Jiu still has to give face. Jiang Youda felt aggrieved at the moment, and said gratefully: "Understood, master."

After a while, Master Ren came back. Seeing that Uncle Jiu and the others hadn't had coffee yet, he said directly, "Uncle Jiu, I'm sorry, hey! Drink this coffee while it's hot, you're welcome!"

"Okay, okay, let's drink it." After finishing speaking, Uncle Jiu followed the steps taught by Ren Tingting just now, and drank the coffee. At first glance, he still looked like a model, and he didn't lose face in front of Master Ren.

After talking for a while, Ren Tingting didn't want to stay with Wen Cai anymore, so she poured a glass of milk for Master Ren and said, "Dad, I'll add milk for you!"

"it is good."

After Ren Tingting finished pouring the milk, she said to Master Ren, "Father, I want to buy some rouge powder."

"Go! I'll find you later." Master Ren responded casually.

"Come, come, eat!" Seeing the waiter bring the egg tarts, Master Ren said to Uncle Jiu and the other three.

……

After eating the egg tarts, Uncle Jiu and Master Ren continued to discuss the specific matters of moving the coffin, but there was nothing to discuss, but it was over in a moment, and then Uncle Jiu took Jiang Youda and the two to prepare to return to Yizhuang.

On the way back, he met Qiu Sheng who was selling rouge for his aunt and Ren Tingting who came to buy rouge.

However, it was a coincidence that Qiusheng regarded Ren Tingting as a prostitute, but he was angry with Uncle Jiu, these two unlucky apprentices.

……

Three days later, Uncle Jiu's master and apprentice and Mr. Ren's family came to Mrs. Ren's grave, preparing to move the coffin.

After Mr. Ren led Ren Tingting and his nephew Ah Wei to pay homage to Mrs. Ren, Mr. Ren came to Uncle Jiu and said: "Uncle Nine, the Feng Shui experts said that this acupoint is very difficult to find. hole."

"That's right." Uncle Jiu nodded in agreement, but in order to show his true abilities, he continued, "If I'm not mistaken,

This hole should be called Dragonfly Point Point. It is only three feet long and four feet wide, and only four feet wide. Therefore, the coffin cannot be placed flat, and must be buried in the law. "

"It's amazing, Uncle Jiu, it really looks like this."

Sure enough, as Uncle Jiu had expected, Master Ren was almost exactly the same as the Feng Shui master back then when he heard Uncle Jiu's words, and his attitude towards Uncle Jiu immediately improved.

"Falun Gong?"

However, the literary talent who has been studying for many years but has little knowledge has come to mischief again. He asked, "Master, what is a French funeral? Could it be a French funeral?"

Jiang Youda knocked on Wencai's head directly beside him, and said, "Didn't the master tell you before? Fa burial is vertical burial!"

"Uncle Jiu, we've paid homage, can we break ground?" At this moment, several young people hired by Master Ren in the town came over and asked Uncle Jiu respectfully.

Uncle Jiu nodded, waved his hand to signal that they could do it, and continued to talk to Master Ren: "Just now what Wu De said is right, the French burial is vertical burial, right?"

"Correct!"

Master Ren nodded in admiration, and responded with a smile: "That Feng Shui master said back then: 'The ancestors are buried vertically, and the future generations must be good!'"

However, Uncle Jiu asked with a mocking smile, "Is that right?"

"This……"

Master Ren was speechless.

……

Well, there will be no Children's Day, and I won't be able to celebrate Children's Day in the future. Every time I think of Children's Day, I want to cry...

Nevertheless, I would like to wish everyone a happy Children's Day, even though it is no longer a holiday for most of us.

(End of this chapter)