Playing soy sauce in Xianwu World

Chapter 23 Corpse Transformation

Yizhuang,

"Brother, you are immoral!"

"Senior brother, although you are our senior brother, you can't just grab my Tingting without saying a word!"

"What is your Tingting, it's obviously mine!"

"Let's stop arguing over who Tingting belongs to. If we continue to argue, we will be snatched away by our sinister, cunning, and inhuman senior brother!"

"Yes, senior brother, if you compete fairly, I will be convinced that Tingting lost to you, but you take advantage of our two dragons fighting and play tricks behind your back, you can explain to me carefully."

"Yes, explain, explain."

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Back to Yizhuang,

After Uncle Jiu left,
Jiang Youda was surrounded by two bad juniors.There was a burst of criticism against Jiang Youda, as if Jiang Youda had done something outrageous.And the two of them seem to be warriors framed by villains.

"You misunderstood, I just saw Tingting being bullied by that bastard Wei, so I helped Tingting."

Jiang Youda shook his head like a rattle and denied it.Nonsense, be frank and lenient, and sit in prison.Resist strictly and go home for the New Year.Don't say that there is nothing wrong with Ren Tingting now, even if there is something, how can Jiang Youda admit it when he knows the three flavors? .

"really?"

Wen Caiqiusheng and Wen Caiqiusheng stared closely at Jiang Youda with expectations and disbelief, and said in unison.

"Oh! Just now I seem to see someone using magic to deal with ordinary people. Tell me, should I tell the master?"

Jiang Youda saw that Wencai Qiusheng was still stalking. It seemed that they hadn't fought for three days. He didn't know why Hua'er was so popular.The ultimate weapon was brought out—threat.

As soon as he heard Jiang Youda's words, Wen Caiqiusheng immediately changed his color, from cloudy to sunny, and said one by one more affectionately: "Senior Brother, my good senior brother, I know, senior brother, you are the best."

"Yes, senior brother, your writing can secure the world with your pen, and your martial arts can set the world on horseback. Beauty and wisdom are equally important, and you are the embodiment of heroes and chivalry. But these are not your greatest strengths. Your greatest strength is tolerance, tolerance, yes wrong."

"Brother, you are actually a bit like the moon in the sky, and you are also like the twinkling stars. Unfortunately, I am not a poet. Otherwise, I should write [-] poems to describe your beauty. How can you be so bright with us, two fireflies? Comparing?"

"Senior brother, you have the talent to know the world, the ambition to swallow mountains and rivers, and you know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. You are an extraordinary person who has studied Chinese and Western from ancient to modern times. How can you care about such a small matter like your brothers?"

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Jiang Youda never realized that his two juniors had such talents, their compliments were like the water of the Yellow River, and they rushed towards Jiang Youda without stopping.This made Jiang Youda feel a little flustered.But Jiang Youda knew that his two juniors were just showing weakness strategically, and he had to subdue them both at once, otherwise he would lose this handle in the future, and what would happen?
Jiang Youda immediately found a chair and sat down, and said lightly: "Oh, my back is a little sore!"

"Brother, you've worked hard all day, come on, let me rub and pat your back."

Wen Cai was the quickest to react, he jumped ahead of Qiu Sheng, and beat Jiang Youda's back.Not only was there no reluctance in the slightest, but he cast a glance at Qiu Sheng, like a victorious general.

"My legs hurt a little too, what should I do?"

How could Jiang Youda let go of such a good opportunity to enjoy?You must know what God gives, if you don’t take it, you will be blamed instead.At the moment, he said something a little bit aggressive.

Qiu Sheng, who was a little disappointed that he didn't seize the opportunity, immediately ran up to Jiang Youda shamelessly when he heard Jiang Youda's words, and said as if asking for credit: "Senior brother, as your best brother, how can I let my brother be troubled?" What? Come on, brother, let me squeeze your legs."

……

"Okay, that's all for today! I'm going back to sleep."

After about a stick of incense, Jiang Youda felt that Wen Caiqiusheng and Wen Caiqiusheng's patience was almost at the limit, so he stood up, stretched himself, and prepared to go back to sleep.

"Then, brother, what about this afternoon?"

"That's right! Senior brother, look at how obedient you two junior brothers are, you should raise your hand and walk around us!"

Seeing that Jiang Youda didn't give a clear answer, Wencai Qiusheng was afraid that Jiang Youda would tell his master that they teased Ah Wei, so he directly played the emotional card.

"Show your hand? What do you do? What did you do? Why didn't I know? You didn't do anything!" Jiang Youda looked at the two Wencai and Qiusheng in a strange way, pretending to be stupid. Jiang Youda is a master of practice.

"Brother, you can't do this! I beat you, and I told you good things, and you can't go back on your word." Wen Cai didn't think carefully when he heard Jiang Youda's words, and complained anxiously to Jiang Youda.

But how could Qiusheng be stupid without Wencai, he grabbed Wencai who was about to attack Jiang Youda and said, "Brother, you sleep first, you sleep first, we didn't do anything, so we won't bother you."

While talking, he covered Wen Cai's mouth and pulled him out of the hall.

……

Evening, late at night.

Morgue.

It was dark and quiet, as usual.

However, tonight is destined to be different from usual.

Suddenly, the originally silent morgue suddenly heard bursts of noises, continuous and terrifying in the originally silent night.

As if he heard something, Uncle Jiu ran to the morgue and walked around, but the voice disappeared immediately as if he heard Uncle Jiu's arrival.So Uncle Jiu didn't find anything.

"Whoa!"

Suddenly there was a loud noise from the room where Wencai slept next door, and Uncle Jiu hurried to run.

However, when he opened the door of Wencai's room, Uncle Jiu realized that it was a false alarm - it turned out that Wencai turned over in his sleep, kicked off the quilt, and casually smashed the shelf next to him.

Seeing that Wen Cai didn't even respond to his arrival, Uncle Jiu said to himself helplessly, "Sleeping like a pig... This kind of person is the most suitable for Kaiyi Village!" After finishing speaking, he left. After all, he has been busy all day and is as tired as a dead dog.

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The voice seemed to be intelligent, and Uncle Jiu walked for a long time before it rang out again.But this time it was much more powerful than last time, and the frequency was faster, as if knowing that there are many dreams in the night.

Finally, the hard work paid off, after a bang, the old man's coffin was torn apart, and the ink lines and yellow talismans used to seal the coffin by Uncle Nine flew everywhere. Then, the old man jumped and stood up.

The moment Mrs. Ren got out of the coffin, Jiang Youda seemed to sense something, turned over, muttered something in his mouth, but went to sleep again.

The zombie transformed by Mrs. Ren sniffed the air, as if sensing something, it jumped towards Mr. Ren's house.

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(End of this chapter)