Playing soy sauce in Xianwu World
Chapter 40
Chapter 40
"What?" Hearing Jiang Youda's joking words, Zhou Yixian felt that something was wrong, so he took out a talisman from his arms and prepared to pull Xiaohuan away.
However, Jiang Youda would not give Zhou Yixian a chance to directly seal the strange meridians of Zhou Yixian and Xiaohuan. This is not at ease. He tied the two of them with a special snake-dragon rope, and even blocked their mouths with something.
It wasn't that Jiang Youda was too careful. You must know that in the later period Daoxuan Daoxuan suffered a loss from Zhou Yixian when he was not paying attention. Jiang Youda didn't want to capsize in the gutter.
Then, ignoring the horror of the people around him, Jiang Youda directly took the two of them to the suburbs, one in each hand.
……
"Old liar, tell me, you cheated me of 20 taels of silver, how shall we settle the account?"
"Brother, I really didn't lie to you. Why did you arrest the old man for no reason?" Zhou Yixian also came back to his senses, and calmly said to Jiang Youda.
"Oh! Then why didn't you expect this to happen to you today?"
"This... this..."
"Didn't you say anything?"
"No, little brother, you probably haven't come into contact with fortune-telling industry. We have always counted people and not ourselves in our business."
"Really? Or are you doing a fortune telling for me?"
Seeing this, Zhou Yixian was slightly happy, and said: "Okay! I'm unlucky today, brother, please tell me..."
"What do you think is my name and surname? How old am I? How many years and months were I born? Who is the master? Who are the brothers and sisters? Who are the sisters and sisters?"
"what!"
"Why, can't you forget it?"
"This...Of course I can, but brother, why don't you let me go first, you tied me up, it doesn't count?"
"it is good."
After finishing speaking, without further ado, Jiang Youda searched Zhou Yixian's body first, but only found more than 30 taels of silver and "Nine Calculations of Numerology", "Yuzhu Physiognomy", "Mai Physiognomy", "Water Mirror Collection" and so on Several books on physiognomy.
Zhou Xian was dumbfounded.Looking at himself who was uprooted and Jiang Youda who was happily putting the money he had earned so hard and the things he depended on for his life into his arms, he was so angry that he could hardly speak.
"Brother, what are you doing? Didn't you say you want to let me go? So I can tell you fortune?"
"Don't worry, just let go, but I will keep these things for you grandson first."
"You...you are shameless!"
"Why am I toothless? Look, how white my teeth are! You know I brush my teeth with Crest every day." As he spoke, Jiang Youda still showed his two rows of white teeth, and Zhou Xian trembled all over in anger.
However, Jiang Youda didn't care about it at all. Not only that, but also pulled Xiaohuan, who was still gagged, to his side, and then untied Zhou Yixian, threatening: "Is this your granddaughter? Don't try to escape, otherwise I will sell her to eat candied haws..."
Seeing Jiang Youda do this, Zhou Yixian wanted to cry, but blamed himself for not reading the almanac when he went out.Originally, he just wanted to fool Jiang Youda with two money, but he didn't expect Jiang Youda to tie him up directly;As long as I do the math for Jiang Youda for free, why doesn't the kid in front of me obediently take out the money and apologize?
But what kind of questions did Jiang Youda ask!Who knows what the fuck your name is?Does anyone know the names of your aunts and aunts?You can't even fool around.
It's not a big deal, the big deal is that Grandpa Zhou and I will "go" with my granddaughter; do you think there is no way to seal Grandpa Zhou's meridians?Just tie me loose...
However, now Zhou Yixian doubts that he has met his nemesis. He is only a granddaughter. Although she is not very obedient, she can't be sold by others to eat candied haws!
Zhou Yixian looked at Xiaohuan's eyes that glowed when he heard the candied haws, and said silently: "Granddaughter, you are too simple, you must know that buying and selling are two different things, and candied haws and candied haws are even more different..."
"Ugh!"
What else?People under the eaves had to bow their heads.Take it as a lesson this time!Zhou Yixian straightened his messy clothes, pretended to be very old and weak, and said: "Brother, look at me, I am getting old, and you have such a big granddaughter to support, I have no choice! Look For the sake of my own old granddaughter, you should hold your hand high and let me go!"
"How do you say, what you said just now is a lie?"
"Hey, isn't it hard to make a living?"
"Then how did you guess I'm not short of money?"
"This... Actually, it's okay to say that it's broken. We are the best in this business. You will not be too poor if you can eat crispy duck. You must know that a crispy duck costs ten taels of silver. I have been envious for a long time ..." After Zhou Xian finished speaking, he swallowed and spit, with a longing look on his face.
"Oh! Then I'm going to the west. I'm a disciple of the Qingyun Sect. How did you know that?"
"This... you come from the east, so you will naturally go to the west. Judging by the clothes you wear that are different from the local people's customs, you must be a person far away from here. In addition, the old man knows that the little brother looks extraordinary. , there must be Tao Quanzhen. And there is only one Qingyunmen within a thousand miles..." Saying that, Zhou Yixian even flattered.
Can't do without shooting!The man in front of him doesn't play cards according to common sense, who knows what he will do next?It's better to say something nice.
"Then how did you see that I was in great trouble?"
"This...brother, I told you that you are going to let my grandpa and grandson go."
"it is good!"
Jiang Youda nodded, not thinking about what happened to Zhou Xian anyway.
"This... If I didn't say that... how could others obediently pay for it..."
"Oh! Aren't you afraid that if you don't succeed, others will come to you?"
"This... If others listen to me, they won't find trouble with me; if they don't listen, how can everything go well in life? Isn't it just fine if something goes wrong? Besides, even if there is such a person, I will die as soon as I am old. I don't know where I went..."
"Hmph! How do you say, you are a liar?"
"It's not anymore! This old man has some skills, but sometimes he doesn't work well. Even if he is not effective, he can help many people with his decades of life experience..."
"Hmph! After all, you are not a magic stick! What do you do if you teach bad children like this? Don't tell me to lie again when I see you again, otherwise, I will not spare you as lightly as this time." After finishing speaking, Jiang Youda let go of Xiaohuan, handed her ten taels of silver and said, "Little sister, here, come back and buy candied haws to eat, and don't let your grandpa lie to you in the future, okay?"
"Okay!" Xiaohuan was a little dazed, not knowing what Jiang Youda wanted to do, he tied her up just now and now he gave her money, but she still nodded subconsciously.
"So good! I'll buy you candied haws next time we meet."
Jiang Youda patted Xiaohuan's head, turned around and left.
"Ah... ah... little brother, little brother, don't go! You're still holding my food..."
"These books are kept by the old man for the time being, please don't lie to me...don't thank me, I won't tell you that my name is Qi Hao..."
Jiang Youda didn't turn his head, only the voice came from a distance with the setting sun, and there were smaller and smaller figures...
…………
(End of this chapter)
"What?" Hearing Jiang Youda's joking words, Zhou Yixian felt that something was wrong, so he took out a talisman from his arms and prepared to pull Xiaohuan away.
However, Jiang Youda would not give Zhou Yixian a chance to directly seal the strange meridians of Zhou Yixian and Xiaohuan. This is not at ease. He tied the two of them with a special snake-dragon rope, and even blocked their mouths with something.
It wasn't that Jiang Youda was too careful. You must know that in the later period Daoxuan Daoxuan suffered a loss from Zhou Yixian when he was not paying attention. Jiang Youda didn't want to capsize in the gutter.
Then, ignoring the horror of the people around him, Jiang Youda directly took the two of them to the suburbs, one in each hand.
……
"Old liar, tell me, you cheated me of 20 taels of silver, how shall we settle the account?"
"Brother, I really didn't lie to you. Why did you arrest the old man for no reason?" Zhou Yixian also came back to his senses, and calmly said to Jiang Youda.
"Oh! Then why didn't you expect this to happen to you today?"
"This... this..."
"Didn't you say anything?"
"No, little brother, you probably haven't come into contact with fortune-telling industry. We have always counted people and not ourselves in our business."
"Really? Or are you doing a fortune telling for me?"
Seeing this, Zhou Yixian was slightly happy, and said: "Okay! I'm unlucky today, brother, please tell me..."
"What do you think is my name and surname? How old am I? How many years and months were I born? Who is the master? Who are the brothers and sisters? Who are the sisters and sisters?"
"what!"
"Why, can't you forget it?"
"This...Of course I can, but brother, why don't you let me go first, you tied me up, it doesn't count?"
"it is good."
After finishing speaking, without further ado, Jiang Youda searched Zhou Yixian's body first, but only found more than 30 taels of silver and "Nine Calculations of Numerology", "Yuzhu Physiognomy", "Mai Physiognomy", "Water Mirror Collection" and so on Several books on physiognomy.
Zhou Xian was dumbfounded.Looking at himself who was uprooted and Jiang Youda who was happily putting the money he had earned so hard and the things he depended on for his life into his arms, he was so angry that he could hardly speak.
"Brother, what are you doing? Didn't you say you want to let me go? So I can tell you fortune?"
"Don't worry, just let go, but I will keep these things for you grandson first."
"You...you are shameless!"
"Why am I toothless? Look, how white my teeth are! You know I brush my teeth with Crest every day." As he spoke, Jiang Youda still showed his two rows of white teeth, and Zhou Xian trembled all over in anger.
However, Jiang Youda didn't care about it at all. Not only that, but also pulled Xiaohuan, who was still gagged, to his side, and then untied Zhou Yixian, threatening: "Is this your granddaughter? Don't try to escape, otherwise I will sell her to eat candied haws..."
Seeing Jiang Youda do this, Zhou Yixian wanted to cry, but blamed himself for not reading the almanac when he went out.Originally, he just wanted to fool Jiang Youda with two money, but he didn't expect Jiang Youda to tie him up directly;As long as I do the math for Jiang Youda for free, why doesn't the kid in front of me obediently take out the money and apologize?
But what kind of questions did Jiang Youda ask!Who knows what the fuck your name is?Does anyone know the names of your aunts and aunts?You can't even fool around.
It's not a big deal, the big deal is that Grandpa Zhou and I will "go" with my granddaughter; do you think there is no way to seal Grandpa Zhou's meridians?Just tie me loose...
However, now Zhou Yixian doubts that he has met his nemesis. He is only a granddaughter. Although she is not very obedient, she can't be sold by others to eat candied haws!
Zhou Yixian looked at Xiaohuan's eyes that glowed when he heard the candied haws, and said silently: "Granddaughter, you are too simple, you must know that buying and selling are two different things, and candied haws and candied haws are even more different..."
"Ugh!"
What else?People under the eaves had to bow their heads.Take it as a lesson this time!Zhou Yixian straightened his messy clothes, pretended to be very old and weak, and said: "Brother, look at me, I am getting old, and you have such a big granddaughter to support, I have no choice! Look For the sake of my own old granddaughter, you should hold your hand high and let me go!"
"How do you say, what you said just now is a lie?"
"Hey, isn't it hard to make a living?"
"Then how did you guess I'm not short of money?"
"This... Actually, it's okay to say that it's broken. We are the best in this business. You will not be too poor if you can eat crispy duck. You must know that a crispy duck costs ten taels of silver. I have been envious for a long time ..." After Zhou Xian finished speaking, he swallowed and spit, with a longing look on his face.
"Oh! Then I'm going to the west. I'm a disciple of the Qingyun Sect. How did you know that?"
"This... you come from the east, so you will naturally go to the west. Judging by the clothes you wear that are different from the local people's customs, you must be a person far away from here. In addition, the old man knows that the little brother looks extraordinary. , there must be Tao Quanzhen. And there is only one Qingyunmen within a thousand miles..." Saying that, Zhou Yixian even flattered.
Can't do without shooting!The man in front of him doesn't play cards according to common sense, who knows what he will do next?It's better to say something nice.
"Then how did you see that I was in great trouble?"
"This...brother, I told you that you are going to let my grandpa and grandson go."
"it is good!"
Jiang Youda nodded, not thinking about what happened to Zhou Xian anyway.
"This... If I didn't say that... how could others obediently pay for it..."
"Oh! Aren't you afraid that if you don't succeed, others will come to you?"
"This... If others listen to me, they won't find trouble with me; if they don't listen, how can everything go well in life? Isn't it just fine if something goes wrong? Besides, even if there is such a person, I will die as soon as I am old. I don't know where I went..."
"Hmph! How do you say, you are a liar?"
"It's not anymore! This old man has some skills, but sometimes he doesn't work well. Even if he is not effective, he can help many people with his decades of life experience..."
"Hmph! After all, you are not a magic stick! What do you do if you teach bad children like this? Don't tell me to lie again when I see you again, otherwise, I will not spare you as lightly as this time." After finishing speaking, Jiang Youda let go of Xiaohuan, handed her ten taels of silver and said, "Little sister, here, come back and buy candied haws to eat, and don't let your grandpa lie to you in the future, okay?"
"Okay!" Xiaohuan was a little dazed, not knowing what Jiang Youda wanted to do, he tied her up just now and now he gave her money, but she still nodded subconsciously.
"So good! I'll buy you candied haws next time we meet."
Jiang Youda patted Xiaohuan's head, turned around and left.
"Ah... ah... little brother, little brother, don't go! You're still holding my food..."
"These books are kept by the old man for the time being, please don't lie to me...don't thank me, I won't tell you that my name is Qi Hao..."
Jiang Youda didn't turn his head, only the voice came from a distance with the setting sun, and there were smaller and smaller figures...
…………
(End of this chapter)
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